And what is a "lazor"?
A lazor is like a laser, only not-real, as real lasers do not typically do the things commonly attributed to lazors, like, say, producing visible, slowly-moving beams and bolts even when fired in vacuum, and disintegrating people. You typically see these things in video games and bad sci-fi movies, often mislabelled as "laser cannons", yet fire little colored bolts that track slowly across your screen, in a very non-laserlike manner. This is why they are called "lazors" instead. When impacting targets, they may perform behaviors more commonly associated with BlueSoup's fat head, like popping or exploding, rather than behaviors typically associated with real lasers. Because if you can't be bothered to make it act like a real laser, I can't be bothered spelling it like one.
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