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Countess
baratron
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Knuckleheaded Knob
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Old Grandma Hardcore
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2005 November 18, 19:34:32 »
For all of you whose friends or family members have tried to tell you that you're too old to be obsessed with video games:
Old Grandma Hardcore
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This blog is the chronicle of my experiences with Grandma, the video-game playing queen of her age-bracket and weight class. She will beat any PS2, XBox, GameCube, etc., console game put in front of her, just like she always has. Her favorite game of all time was Final Fantasy VII, her current task is reaching 100% in tour mode of Outlaw Golf 2 Completing God Mode in God of War. These are her stories. She is absolutely real. She lives in Cleveland.
Warning: She swears a lot
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I want to be her when I grow up!
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Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
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2005 November 18, 19:39:25 »
There we go, someone in my age bracket. And people keep doubting that I'm real.
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Motoki
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Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
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2005 November 18, 19:45:57 »
He, another mean old fart that plays video games? I think we should set her up on a date with you Pescado.
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veilchen
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Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
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2005 November 18, 19:55:21 »
I will have to remember to tell my folks to get me a copy of 'Der Spiegel' and send it over. It's definitely on my christmas list
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RainbowTigress
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Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
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2005 November 18, 20:05:19 »
Quote from: J. M. Pescado on 2005 November 18, 19:39:25
There we go, someone in my age bracket. And people keep doubting that I'm real.
Oh, you're real all right.
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Liss
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Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
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2005 November 18, 20:24:01 »
oh my god. I have a new hero.
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J. M. Pescado
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Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
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2005 November 18, 20:27:20 »
Quote from: rainbow on 2005 November 18, 20:05:19
Oh, you're real all right.
You're just jealous you'll never be as awesome as I am, because you're a dumb, useless, Rainbow. At least until I add the Brynne-whipping-Rainbow thing to MATY Gold. Then you'll be a dumb, $4.99/minute Rainbow.
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veilchen
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Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
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Quote from: J. M. Pescado on 2005 November 18, 20:27:20
You're just jealous you'll never be as awesome as I am, because you're a dumb, useless, Rainbow. At least until I add the Brynne-whipping-Rainbow thing to MATY Gold. Then you'll be a dumb, $4.99/minute Rainbow.
Now that I'll have to see
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~Having the last word is not all it's cracked up to be.~
~All we have to do is remove those who oppose us.~ (Saruman, LotR)
~Wir sind die Roboter~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R23e9VO_vOI&feature=related
VJay
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Posts: 77
Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
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2005 November 18, 20:41:26 »
Quote from: Motoki on 2005 November 18, 19:45:57
He, another mean old fart that plays video games? I think we should set her up on a date with you Pescado.
hahahahaha now this post was priceless!!
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Kristalrose
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Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
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2005 November 18, 22:00:17 »
ROTFLMAO!!!! I think that Grandma is my momma!!!
And yes, JMP, she's single. But I sure as Hell don't want you for a step-daddy!!!!
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Zeljka
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2005 November 18, 22:24:17 »
Quote from: Kristalrose on 2005 November 18, 22:00:17
ROTFLMAO!!!! I think that Grandma is my momma!!!
And yes, JMP, she's single. But I sure as Hell don't want you for a step-daddy!!!!
I don't know, I probably shouldn't admit this, but JM sounds so much like my dad that if my dad was even close to awesome on computers, I'd be checking his for Sims.
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BlueSoup
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Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
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2005 November 18, 22:27:38 »
Quote from: Zeljka on 2005 November 18, 22:24:17
Quote from: Kristalrose on 2005 November 18, 22:00:17
ROTFLMAO!!!! I think that Grandma is my momma!!!
And yes, JMP, she's single. But I sure as Hell don't want you for a step-daddy!!!!
I don't know, I probably shouldn't admit this, but JM sounds so much like my dad that if my dad was even close to awesome on computers, I'd be checking his for Sims.
He's a little like my dad as well, except my dad has all his hair, and no beard. Also, my dad doesn't do computers, but the orneriness (?) is the same.
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RainbowTigress
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Whiny Wussy
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Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
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2005 November 18, 22:46:23 »
Quote from: J. M. Pescado on 2005 November 18, 20:27:20
Quote from: rainbow on 2005 November 18, 20:05:19
Oh, you're real all right.
You're just jealous you'll never be as awesome as I am, because you're a dumb, useless, Rainbow. At least until I add the Brynne-whipping-Rainbow thing to MATY Gold. Then you'll be a dumb, $4.99/minute Rainbow.
Well, I have a Twinkie over here with your name on it.
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Brynne
Smells Like Pee
Souped!
Posts: 7367
Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
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2005 November 18, 22:50:59 »
I'll bet it's got a nice creamy center, too...
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simmiecal
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Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
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2005 November 18, 22:59:35 »
Quote from: Brynne on 2005 November 18, 22:50:59
I'll bet it's got a nice creamy center, too...
Brynne! That was not an image I needed!
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nectere
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Retarded Reprobate
Posts: 1386
Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
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2005 November 18, 23:00:54 »
that will so be me in 20.
currently I am the coolest mom on the block, and at "her" school, swapping strategies with 14 year olds. Unfortunetly adults dont get me...
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Marchioness
Brynne
Smells Like Pee
Souped!
Posts: 7367
Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
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2005 November 18, 23:43:19 »
Quote from: simmiecal on 2005 November 18, 22:59:35
Quote from: Brynne on 2005 November 18, 22:50:59
I'll bet it's got a nice creamy center, too...
Brynne! That was not an image I needed!
Sorry, private joke...
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