I don't know what data will be included in the file and what will not so here, have this list.
Name: Milhouse Trixibelle Saltfucker, of course.
Gender and Age Group: Male YA, naturally.
Body-shape: All the way to the left. Scarecrowism FTW.
Muscularity: I don't remember where I put it. A bit to the right of average is probably fine.
This is a list of every TS3 trait that I think applies to me, in no particular order at first although it does get to alphabetical order when I start going down through the list instead of thinking of things off the top of my head.
evil
meanspirited
loves outdoors
vegetarian
hates children
pyromaniac
kleptomaniac
neurotic (in the OCD sense at least, the whole "freak out" business is something I would never dream of)
ambitious
bookworm
artistic
computer whiz
excitable
frugal
genius (oh, shut up. I know what you are thinking. The ingame description fits me.
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green thumb
grumpy (pick which one you prefer between this and excitable - they both apply to me in real life, whoever decided they are opposites is a moron)
handy
hot-headed
insane
light sleeper
loner
lucky (I guess - I've always been rather lucky, I suppose, I just don't think about it much)
neat
perfectionist
snob
virtuoso (apparently - I don't think I am but I am frequently told that I am, whatever)
workaholic (only a little)
None of the rest are allowed.
LTW: EMPEROR OF EVIL!
Food: Waffles, Spaghetti, or Autumn Salad, I guess. Preferably Spaghetti.
Colour: Any colour, so long as it is black.
Music: Indie, I guess? College Rock isn't a choice for some bizarre reason, so Indie is the next best thing. WRY U HAET, EAXIS?
Voice 2, I guess? I didn't listen to them much, really. I don't give two shits what I sound like in your game. Make me sound like a chipmunk for all I care, god knows the TS3 sims all look like them.
I put this as my biography for my self-sim because I am insane. Feel free to do whatever the hell you like with that instead.
"Trixibell Milhouse Saltfucker likes nothing more than to see the blood of his enemies forming a tasteful decoupage on the bathroom walls."
PICTURE WILL BE POSTED IF AND WHEN I DAMN WELL FEEL LIKE IT. (This is because I can't get the game to open at the moment to take a screenshot; anyone who wishes may feel free to assist, or you can just fucking deal with it.)
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