Yeah, remember when we thought Seasons was dropping the need bars?
Used to be, with toddlers, I had two wake cycles.
Cycle A: Get toddler from crib. Tickle or snuggle. Throw toddler at skilling toy. Feed toddler. Put toddler to bed.
Cycle B: Get toddler from crib. Potty train. Empty toilet. Throw toddler at skilling toy. Put toddler to bed.
Now every wake cycle consists of: Potty train before toddler pisses itself. Empty. Throw toddler at toy. Feed. Bed. Sleep, because the adults have the energy of an elder. Watch nervous breakdown as parent has no opportunity to fill rapidly declining fun need.
Of course my tester family had to have twins.