In Soviet Russia, mirror primps in YOU!


primpfix.zip

Primp Fix for TS2Seasonsp0 & TS2BV p0
Made by: Flying Fish Systems (Doctor Boris)

Congratulations to: Draklixa!

Special Thanks To:
Hobbsee the Scrawny Pencil Neck
Fat, Hairy-Bellied Ness

INSTRUCTIONS:
Place in your MYDOCU~1\EAGAME~1\THESIM~1\DOWNLO~1 directory.

BUGS FIXED:
Particularly meatheaded Maxian coding error causing the Primp action to be
impossible to use fixed.

COMPATIBILITY:
This hack is fully compatible with all FFS hacks. For Seasons p0 & BV p0.
Because Maxis stupidly REBROKE it again after FIXING it the first time.

SIDE EFFECTS:
May cause computer damage, incontinence, explosion of user's head, coma, death,
and/or halitosis.

WARNING:
Do not open, crush, dispose of in fire, put in backwards, short-circuit, or mix
with non-awesome hacks - may explode, leak, or catch fire, resulting in injury
and/or death.

In Soviet Russia, you do not wear coat, coat wears YOU!


nounneededcoats.zip

No Unneeded Coats for TS2Seasons
Made by: Flying Fish Systems (Doctor Boris)

Congratulations to: Draklixa!

Special Thanks To:
Hobbsee the Scrawny Pencil Neck
Fat, Hairy-Bellied Ness
BlueSoup, Fat Head

INSTRUCTIONS:
Place in your MYDOCU~1\EAGAME~1\THESIM~1\DOWNLO~1 directory.

ANNOYANCES ELIMINATED:
Sims that don't need coats because they can't freeze should no longer bother
to waste time wearing them. Because it's all about the cape.

COMPATIBILITY:
This hack is fully compatible with all FFS hacks. For TS2Seasons.

SIDE EFFECTS:
May cause computer damage, incontinence, explosion of user's head, coma, death,
and/or halitosis.

WARNING:
Do not open, crush, dispose of in fire, put in backwards, short-circuit, or mix
with non-awesome hacks - may explode, leak, or catch fire, resulting in injury
and/or death.

In Soviet Russia, aliens probe you...just like in America!


debugabductfix.zip

Debug Abduction Fix for TS2 (all)
Made by: Flying Fish Systems (Doctor Boris)

Special Thanks To:
Hobbsee the Pencilneck
BlueSoup Fathead

Congratulations to: Draklixa!

INSTRUCTIONS:
Place in your MYDOCU~1\EAGAME~1\THESIM~1\DOWNLO~1 directory.

FEATURES:
Fixes memory generation for debug-mode forced abductions.

COMPATIBILITY:
Compatible with all FFS Hacks. For all versions.

SIDE EFFECTS:
May cause computer damage, incontinence, explosion of user's head, coma, death,
and/or halitosis.

In Soviet Russia, you do not watch wolves, wolves watch you!


wolfwatchers.zip

Wolf Watchers for TS2PETS
Made by: Flying Fish Systems (Doctor Boris)

Special Thanks To:
Hobbsee the Pencilneck
BlueSoup Fathead

Congratulations to: Draklixa!

INSTRUCTIONS:
Place in your MYDOCU~1\EAGAME~1\THESIM~1\DOWNLO~1 directory.

FEATURES:
Wolf fears no longer satisfied unless sim actually witnesses appearance of wolf.
Wolves much less likely to appear in densely populated areas (areas with high
community lot and residential density), like downtown.

COMPATIBILITY:
Compatible with all FFS Hacks. Tested for TS2PETSp1.

SIDE EFFECTS:
May cause computer damage, incontinence, explosion of user's head, coma, death,
and/or halitosis.

In Soviet Russia, you do not throw bag, bag throws you!


antibagthrow.zip

Anti Bag Throwing for TSOFBp2 - TS2PETSp1
Made by: Flying Fish Systems (Doctor Boris)

Special Thanks To:
Hobbsee the Pencilneck
BlueSoup Fathead

Congratulations to: Draklixa!

INSTRUCTIONS:
Place in your MYDOCU~1\EAGAME~1\THESIM~1\DOWNLO~1 directory.

FEATURES:
Customers bag throwing will no longer occur immediately due to route blockage.
Standard timeout duration now applies instead of immediate throwing merely
because some other sim obstructed the line.

COMPATIBILITY:
Compatible with all FFS Hacks. For TS2U and up. Requires The Fight Club.

SIDE EFFECTS:
May cause computer damage, incontinence, explosion of user's head, coma, death,
and/or halitosis.

Boris has rewritten this to work in not-so-new Pets as well as older versions of game.


firemod.zip

Fire Mod (v2) for TS2 - TS2PETSp1
Made by: Flying Fish Systems (Doctor Boris)

Congratulations to: Draklixa!

INSTRUCTIONS:
Place in your MYDOCU~1\EAGAME~1\THESIM~1\DOWNLO~1 directory.

ANNOYANCES ELIMINATED:
Sims will no longer moth fires when panicking when something catches fire. Sims
that are have seen more than one fire before will attempt to extinguish it
rather than panicking. Visitors finding your house to be on fire will
immediately declare this to be somebody else's problem and find an urgent and
pressing interest in being elsewhere, rather than going into aspirational
failure....after all, why should they care...unless they are on FIRE?

COMPATIBILITY:
This hack is fully compatible with all FFS hacks. For all versions.
Tested for TS2PETSp1.

SIDE EFFECTS:
May cause computer damage, incontinence, explosion of user's head, coma, death,
and/or halitosis.

WARNING:
Do not open, crush, dispose of in fire, put in backwards, short-circuit, or mix
with non-awesome hacks - may explode, leak, or catch fire, resulting in injury
and/or death.

This is lie. Boris does not know even who this "Rentech" is and has never been to this Rentech's site. Boris barely even has time to go to this site, and even this is not Boris's site and Boris does not decide policy. Boris is too busy preparing to leave country to worry about silly politics of sites that do not belong to Boris.

Boris has classified this object as not-hack. So while Boris sees no reason why should not work, Boris cannot compare to anything and cannot test without actually loading game, which Boris does not have time to do. Boris has added all non-hack objects to list as well.

Because old fishman will not have game for long time, Boris will maintain official list of hacks that Boris has looked through in code.

Here are Boris's lists. Now is updated for patch.

Boris believes following should work as-is based on lack of change between pre and post-Nightlife codes.
NO CODE CHANGES DETECTED:
abortbedmaking
antibabylecture
bdaypartywantfix
breakupfix
callover
captainhero
coffeecuphack
commlightson
deathfix
doorbell-quieter
enemiesaccumulate
frontdoorhack
handheldfix
hugginghack
interactwogreet
manual-navigation
marriage-postmortum
marriage-traditional
moveoutbugfix
no20khandouts
noagediscrimination
noagingswarm
noaplusspam
noassignmentlitter
nobogartingswings
nocollegeobsession
nocorruptdeath
nodroptiredbaby
nogreekmadness
noinfluenceobsession
noplagiarism
norabbitspin
norandomflirtwants
noreunionmemory
noresurrectwant
noretiredjobspam
noshockforoutgoing
nosmartmilkdrag
noteleportpuddle
notownieregen
novanishindorms
novelprogress
nowhatsthis
pianofix
poolhack
punchcuphack
runtoclass
ssfriendcountfix
togafix
vg-finishgame


Next is list of hacks which require update, and has new version available.
UPDATED - AVAILABLE:
comm-skilling
dailygardener
nogizmowants
noretiredjobspam
noroadpillows
scannergunhack
thefightclub

Next is list of updated hacks currently awaiting testing:
UPDATED - IN TESTING:
authorizedpersonnelonly
carpoolfix
clothingtool-globals
dailygardener
fasterbuyclothes
firemod
laterbedtime
ltwvariety
nobabyharassment
nobuskers
nocrybabies
noeatcrap
nossrespawn
notelepathy
phonehack
sshack

Next is list of hacks which require update, but not finished yet.
UPDATE PENDING:
romancemod


Finally is list of things that will not be supported due to nonusefulness, obsoleteness, or workload requirements.
DISCONTINUED:
amnesiafix
computerchatfix
continuouspaint
fratfix
nmefix
noautoemail
nocheeringhack
norandomcrush
nostrangerdance
notowniechildren
noturnoffcomputer
If has problem with this, Boris will still have you shot.

Following objects not hacks and cannot be meaningfully tested without actual gameplay, which Boris does not presently have time for:
amnesiadetector
autosoc
autoyak
babycontrol
bathroomusesyou
clothingtool
collegeclock
encouragificator
ffsdebugger
ghostbuster
macrotastics
moneyorder
skillinator
sleepclock


Things not presently on list are under investigation.