That's something I haven't seen...

Shocking nannies?...finally the kids are good for something.

Well that's one way of training the baby out of nappies 

Myshuno is my fiend. I used to buy it to fulfill expensive game wants...but I didn't necessarily make it easily accessible to them.

My Servo was a fraud. He'd clean a toilet, then stand there buzzing confusedly and changing hats before retiring to his cupboard. Hopefully future robots will be more cooperative.

Vicky Vale. Something in the water round here.

That would be extremely amusing. Maybe they could add an all new device. Like that little baby Sheep Shearer cooked up today...

An alternative punishment would be to send them to that aspiration-change reward, below gold. That would be the last time they spin up an adulterous want...or any want of substance, for that matter