Never had sex with someone over 30 so maybe I haven't ventured into the jungles of hair yet. I don't have a problem with reality land hair but I do think it looks rather unwashed and infectious on sims. I'm not a fan of the whole everyone-is-pedobait look, but I also I don't see my sims in the nude all that often so I can wait for some pubes of my liking to pop up.

Only 12s (and I guess fetishists and people who never plan on getting laid, ever.) go completely feral. Most people trim at the very least. Not porn star landing strips but maybe something a little more groomed. 12-bush on sims always makes them look like they don't wash. Maybe this should accompany a "Has VDs" trait.

Any chance of something that isn't 12-bush?

Yes.
I got a new hard drive and installed it on there and now it isn't doing bad things anymore. I'm guessing my old one was just about to brick.

Thanks man. I'm going to go with my hard drive is corrupting it because I've used these ISOs a lot. I might try a redownload just in case it's the external I keep the ISO itself on which is being shitty, but I'm guessing it's my internal.

My computer was being lame and BSOD'd a lot for no real reason. I had tested every single piece of hardware and handed it over to my boyfriend who maintains testing at WD (Which knowing him, explains a lot, really) and everything was normal so I just wrote it off as random bad driver/stupid corruption and reformatted the drive. That isn't my problem. My problem is I'm getting that stupid black loading screen with the funky animation.

I googled a bit and found the EA BBS thread were mass amounts of fanbois were bitching about it when WA came out and the official EA solution appeared to be don't use anything from MTS, nuke it with Revo and reinstall. Did that, didn't work.

This combined with my previous episode of rotini baby while TS3 was working perfectly, I'm wondering if it's not the game and my HDD is just majorly fucked and screwing with things. I'm inclined to think it's the game or something my game affects though since other than aforementioned BSOD'ing, I've had no problems outside of sims related activities. I'm also content with it being my fault, but from what I can tell from the BBS it's something to do with registry errors and patches.

I have all ep/sp + patches and my rig is above recommended specs. No cc at the moment.

Google it.

Not to mention I've been getting BSoD's during gameplay ever since installation. Lame. The Outdoor living AF hairstyle appears to be a shittier version of an already existing store hair.

I don't use them. I re-knocked up the breeder sim to see if it happens again.

Simbot is just holding the baby. It's a vamp baby but I don't think that matters. I looked in CAS on a different baby and I don't see any CC at all. I also combed through the toddler CAS and I didn't see anything odd. After what Figwit said I thought it might be something was baby or toddler ticked since I just merged a bunch of store items into about 15 different packages but nothing showed up. Master controller showed no hidden traits other than vampire. It's never happened before and the fambly correctly spawned 4 previous kids.

Will do. I got frustrated last night and just TOTALLY ANNIHILATED via Master Controller it on a separate save, but I will try your way now. Although splitting it from the fambly does not work, as I've already thought of casting the mutant into foster care and doing this causes a CTD. Most interactions with the babby cause a CTD besides total annihilation and feeding.
Edit: Moveobjects deselect/select fambly unsquishes the babby but it's refusing to age up and appears to CTD at 7a on the day after the birthday should have happened. I think I'll just play the nuked-babby save and TFB.

^ That is happening. Didn't have any trouble until it was time for babby to age up. It only appears to affect that one kid, as its twin does not resemble a badly rendered torus. Using AwesomeMod, Twallan Mastercontroller, and Twallan Storyprog.