Oh, well.  I found my answer anyway, so, thanks.

I may be stupid but I'm not lazy.  I double checked around here, and will see if what I found will help.

At least, I can't get anything past the very first store update to show up.  Everything installs fine.  I can't remember at what point the launcher tells me "Installation failed:  Please make sure your software is up to date blah blah blah", but everything that I click to install shows up in the download section under my documents, and in the launcher itself.  I've tried selecting all of the items, and clicking install, but nothing wants to show up.  I got the store updates from here, actually.

I have World Adventures, Ambitions, HELS and Late Night, my game version is 6.0.81.009001.  I do not have any kind of game changing core mods, and I know the resource.cfg(?) file has to be correct, otherwise the first store updates wouldn't be showing up to begin with.  I've been looking around for an answer for a long time.  I tried asking at MTS, but they're moral fags and banned my account over it, even though I didn't specifically mention that my games are pirated (HypersensitiveParoxysm hates my guts, anyway).  Google only brings up retards from Yahoo Answers that don't know anything.

So, I'm probably just stupid and am missing something really obvious.  But any kind of help would be appreciated.  Like I said, I've been searching around for a while, and this is pretty much my last resort.