I'm certainly feeling misogynistic towards you, honey.

Excuse me for assuming that the instructions for the software would be IN THE SAME THREAD. I see this was a foolish, schoolgirl error. Of course the instructions would be on a totally different forum for ease of access. How remiss of me.

I have friends, rohina. Amazing what I found out about you on my searches, though. At least my friends exist outside 'The Matrix'. I suspect yours all live inside your PC.

jeromycraig (What? Can nobody here capitalise their usernames?) I actually found it by accident, after many searches in which I read many, many posts from a core bunch of forumers abusing any and all members who had the gall to post because they were a bit lost.

I can only apologise for my inferiority, etc. I was out in the real world while you were all hacking The Sims.

Can women be misogynistic? Hmmmm, that's certainly a debate for another board where people don't measure their IQ's in MB. I find it interesting that you believe anyone who gives herbal advice is one who hates women.

To the rest of you, please continue wondering whose sock I am. I could watch you all day. As I intimated in my first post: long term lurker, first time poster. But don't let the truth fool you.

And you think your 'sporking' is anything otherwise? The same old tired responses to every post, the same en masse 'Gah! Normal person! Get them off my board!' reaction.

You've got some good info here, granted, but it's so buried under all your pseudo geekier-than-thou attitudes that I just really can't be arsed trying to find it.

I've been sporked by better basement dwellers than the ones I've found here.

As I said in my first post, take what you give.

Thanks for the warm welcome. I'm really feeling the love.

Is the WRONG answer, but thanks for playing!

Our next contestant is....

That is exactly what this tard has been searching for. Thank you, ascarrott. Your begrudging patience and reluctant willingness to help are much appreciated.

I hear vitamin B6 and Oil of Evening Primrose really helps with those symptoms, Grimma.

Okay, I've been forced to register because I've been lurking here for ages and I still don't have a frickin' clue what 'decrapify' is or does, or how I do it, or whether I need to do it at all.

It's all very well hiding behind your multi-screens playing WoW with one hand and writing The Ultimate Question in binary with the other, using snarky comments to make yourselves feel better than the rest of us poor peasants, but what is the point of having a forum if you don't actually want to HELP people?!!!

Any forum that uses Monty Python references to complete the registration process doesn't really want anyone but like-minded souls to join up, so you can all be snarky to each other with oblique references to 'pop' culture of 30 years ago.

Some of us can switch on a laptop, cruise comfortably around most of its programs and features and switch it off when we're done. We can't all be technical, Linux using geniuses and for that I apologise.

So, in layman's terms of one syllable or less, can someone please explain this to me. Preferably without snarkiness but I understand I have to take what I give.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Edit: As tempted as it was to double post just to watch various blood pressures go through the roof, I am editing to add that I have found a superb tutorial telling me exactly what I need to know. I didn't even have to trawl through all your flaming posts in a search. For anyone else wandering lost and aimless around the expletive ridden annals of MOTY, here it is: http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,19170.0.html