I don't think anyone here can turn your oversized PDA into a proper computer. Other than that, the reason there is no answer, is simply because there is no answer.
Aw, but it's such a pretty PDA! Thanks for your brute honesty, my poor pitiful hopes were waiting to be dashed. Now I can move on to other stuff! XD
The only way to get windows stuff running on a Mac OS is to do a boot camp arrangement and to have two OSs.
I've thought about doing that, and then I realized I didn't care THAT much about the Sims, so I'll pass. Thanks though!