The fact that your monocle popped out should be enough of a clue that you shouldn't be inserting it into your ass. You should probably seek advice about having a procedure for anal retreading. I am certain if you watch a Monopoly commercial you will see the correct placement for a monocle, and also see that a monocle falls from it's position.


If you were able to effectively read and retain information you would have solved the issue on your own instead of acting like a complete douche bag.

Why did you provide assistance? It is obvious the original poster made no attempt to locate the information. You are not helping if you allow them to avoid being self sufficient. The only thing you did successfully was reveal to everyone that you are a douche bag.

I think you are too specific with the information you have provided. Would you be willing to edit your post and make it more vague?

Is that a yes or no? I don't read emoticon.


I have never heard of Anita Baker or Vampire Hunter. If you said the Sookie Stackhouse series or Vampire Chronicles you'd of had me pegged. I am a fan of True Blood for the sexy viking, the vampires that aren't sparkly or sensitive, the violence, and the sex scenes featuring the sexy viking. I am a fan of the books for similar reasons.

You would have better luck learning about women if you spent more time with them and less time reading about them.


It appears the person that wrote the article pulled the information out of their ass.

Are you the adopted son that Claeric was speaking about? Please explain how the fuck you can count Twilight success? The only people that I know who bought that are under the age of 18 and busy getting knocked up intentionally.

Edit to fix the bad job of editing before I hit submit.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Did you get dropped on your head as a child? Do not share or contribute things that have been decrapified! How large does the font have to be for you to read the warning? I couldn't care less what is on your agenda!  Next time go about your gathering, washing, paying, and pulling with less noise.

Really? I just read a thread about script error and you posted several times trying to halp a noob. You may want to take the advice you posted and LURK MOAR. You can't possibly come up with  a good reason for making that many posts in one day!  

Edit: You have over 50 posts and you haven't been registered even 30 days! What the hell are you doing telling anyone to LURK MOAR?

You are so full of shit! If you had been sent an invite you would have pissed all over your chair, and posted a thank you with at least one line of the smileys you are so fond of using. 

Do you have a habit of downloading items to your computer before you RTFM? No one can help you get past being stupid so quit using it as an excuse. You would have found the answers if you had RTFM. You could have tried reading the posts in a thread that has the words helpful hints and awesomemod discussion in the title! It makes little sense to try to use a mod when you are aware you are too stupid to do it on your own. If you need or expect someone to hold your hand, wipe your ass, and spoon feed you this is not the mod for you.

Are you sure you have been lurking? Those items are part of the Pushing Pedals set that has already been posted several pages back.

Why did you put a disclaimer telling us how to read the post that we have just finished reading? I enjoyed reading it with a sarcastic tone and find it lacks in the testicle department when read the way the disclaimer suggests.

She is pregnant in the original Twinbrook.  It appears to be the very beginning of the pregnancy. The father of the baby is Goodwin Goode.

To those that had an issue about not getting pregnant on vacation, the sim did get pregnant, it just didn't progress. The sims will still have the option to try for a baby & will have the option until they return back home. If you check the status of the sim it will list them as being pregnant. My sim got pregnant the 2nd day of a 14 day vacation but the pregnancy didn't progress until after returning home at the end of the 14 days. I believe this may happen because a pregnant sim can not go on vacation.

Why do people continue to post that they know they will be told to search more or whatever they usually see being said? If you know what is going to be said do it before posting! It is usually the first thing said because it is good advice to become a self sufficient lurker! I know for a fact you could have found the information given to you above on your own, many others have before you.  If you read the information in the download thread for AM and if you had RTFM you would have found the answer on your own without starting a new thread for your oh so special self.

Congratulations you just caused the IQ of your future offspring to drop by 10 points. I imagine you will be wiping their ass until they are old enough to move out, well that is if you can locate the toilet paper on your own. After all you can't teach them to do things on their own if you can't even navigate your way around a forum or RTFM as instructed.

All the answers to the questions you are asking can be found by searching the forums. It is obvious you haven't read some of the basic things about using the mods, I'm not sure how you managed to do that. I suggest reading everything pertaining to AM and the super computer that can be found. Yes it is a lot to read through, sometimes the answer is on page 36.

I sent a donation for MATY servers. I would appreciate any title to be in feminine form.