whayay man/hinny, divn't get yer niccas in a twist!

This thread is nothing but an exhibition of  verbiose pomposity . I think, in all my life, I have never read such an outpouring of needless animosity to other people, regarding almost irrelevant triviality. As an Englishwoman, I can assure you that English is a language constantly changing in form, structure and content. So much so that our dictionaries and grammar books are updated regularly. In other words, we don't actually give a damn how you write something, as long as it is clearly understandable.  We even have a Society for Plain English (who would consider this thread as an offence to the English language) who are held with great regard. We do have basic rules of grammar, but beyond that, it is our greatest joy to toy and play with our language and  find new ways of expressing ourselves. In other words, UK English is constantly growing, and long may it continue to do so. Britannia rules, OK!
Your inane chitchat regarding the minutiae of  our wonderful and adaptable English language is no more than v.d. pontificated by anal retentives, pompous self-deluded asses with nothing better to do with their time
In plain English - what a load of tripe!

Can you explain what "filth farming the English countryside " means?  Do you mean manure?   There's no such thing as "filth farming" in England, but we do fertilise our crops.. Also, a day out in the country , in England, usually leaves you smelling of fresh air, not manure. I read also, with great interest, and much amusement, the long discussion on English grammar (re -Grammar police discussion). I am totally mystified by the 'cat of love'.

This is wonderful. Couldn't get awesome mod to work before - game kept crashing. Saw this and thought I'd try yet again because only you can fix this game and was determined to get it up and running. So I now use the 3booter.
And lo - it loaded
Oh most gracious high lord of All Sims  I bow down to your greatness.
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1) A rejuvenator   - the game is hopeless without one
2) A piano    but that's asking a lot.
3) Yes, spiral staircase - lovely.
4) A love tub oh that should have come 2nd.
5) Anything, anything, anything to make this game less boring.

We love you lots and lots and lots xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

At last, someone with imagination. I can use this to liven up what is so far a boring game. Much appreciated.