No, Roflganger, I repeat I am not an idiot, I am quite happy to admit that I have a less than legal version. The second is correct. I did buy it from a flea market and have had absolutely no problems with it crashing or otherwise as a million others have had with their 'legal' versions.
In other words, you're a chump who PAID for a pirated version. That is the dumbest of the dumb. Pirate Cat does not pay for his downloads.
So are you basically saying that I am going to have to live with the slow speed forever? That there are no changes that I can make to the registry (wherever that is) to be able to download the patch? I thought this site was about helping people. It seems that it is all about insulting people.
The version you have is simply incomplete and there are no patches to fix that. You actually paid for a pirated copy of something, and the only thing we can really do is laugh at you. Go pirate a real one!
All i have to say is J. M. Pescado you are my idol.. that has to be some of the best responses i have ever seen... Audrey just do what everyone did, which was not pay for the damn thing if your gonna be a pirate do it the right way, if you can't afford to buy a new one then do what you should have done in the first place and Use Google!
EDIT: Spelling mistake!