My non-insane elders have rolled up some of these nonsensical wishes, like getting their already-married children married. And they had an unmarried young adult son at the time, too. Why didn't they focus on him instead?

My One Fambly's house. It's a work in progress:





Hambeast gonna eat you up:


Husband on the right had level 9 logic and level 4 chess rank. Wife on left had 5 logic and no chess rank. Why, then, did the wife keep beating him?




This is Ted, who lacks fashion sense.. His twin is Bill. Bill sticks with black.


Dead swimming grandpa.


She looks more like she's going to serve you crackers and water on an airplane than on her way up to Super Secret Agent.

My vegetarian male with the marathon runner athletic achievement died younger than his meat-eating, sedentary wife. He lived to 93; she lived to 95.

I play with a scroll wheel. I used to play on a laptop without one. Never again.