What witch said.

My senility speaks for itself. I rest my case.

He is not working on it. He said it's on his list of things to look at. He may never look at it.
Anyone wanna compete on being the last person to post on MATY?

What is TS4?

As much as you can afford. Give! Give til it hurts!

Hell, I want to drive it.

I may wish to join this "blue-collar elitist" cult. Where might I find more information about it?

teebs, I would have to say that was nothing short of an outstanding first post. It seems the educational system is  working somewhere.
Welcome to MATY.

Accuracy aside, the tiny print issue may be caused by age and denial.
The same bastards that print the Prima Guide now seem to be printing my newspaper.

After spell checking your post, prior to hitting the Post button, may I suggest running it through the Stupid Filter?

An example of an ESL that not only does not have to worry about the Grammar Cops, but has a better grasp of English than many of our regulars.

Your Sims blow stuff up? I want your game!   

Not being a grammar cop, I still think rohina's version looks moar correct.

Edit. Ninja'd by a n00b.

Going with a bland, safe, corporate sounding name? For a free niche product?
Where is your edginess?

Wuss.

Do people become spineless illiterate sheep when they log onto the BBS or N99?
Should I log on there and rant about how nice they are being makes me want to puke? Will they just "ignore me"?
I am sure that would be frowned upon, as you coming here and spouting off about our culture is.

Clearly, BastDawn is a feline of refinement and taste.

Sims Threekshow.

Yes, sometimes the most obvious is the best.

Found the following on Usenet just now. Dunno if it is important.
nfo file for an 8.5 meg rar in alt.binaries.cores

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 ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │                         Razor 1911 proudly presents:                       │
 │                             The Sims 3 Crackfix                            │
 │                             (C) Electronic Arts                            │
 ├────────────────────────────────────┬───────────────────────────────────────┤
 │ Date: 2009-05-25                   │ Game Type : Simulation                │
 │ Size: Small                        │ Protection: DVD-Check, Serial         │
 └────────────────────────────────────┴───────────────────────────────────────┘

 Game Notes
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 The   freedom   of  The  Sims  3  will  inspire  you  with  endless  creative
 possibilities   and  amuse  you  with  unexpected  moments  of  surprise  and
 mischief!  Create  over  a  million  unique  Sims  and  control  their lives.
 Customize  everything from their appearances, to their personalities and even
 the  home  of their dreams. Then, send your Sims out to explore new locations
 around  town  and  to  meet  other  Sims  in  the  neighborhood. Go online to
 download  exclusive  content  and  show  off your own creations to the world.
 With  all-new  quick challenges and rewarding game play, The Sims 3 gives you
 the  freedom  to choose whether (or not!) to fulfill your SimsÆ destinies and
 make their wishes come true.

 Note:
 ~~~~~
 We missed some ingame dvd checks. Here is the fix. Enjoy!
 
 For the guys who nuked us:
 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 The EA updater dont works with Releoaded release because
 the updater is only working for Sims 3 version start from 1.0.631.00001.
 Reloaded is 1.0.615.00107 and not final
 
 http://na.llnet.eadownloads.ea.com/u/f/sims/sims3/patches/sims3_sku2_update_manifest.xml
 
 
 
 Install Notes
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 1. Extract RAR
 2. Copy crack to <InstallDir>\Game\Bin
 3. Have Fun!
 
 
 Razor 1911 Greetings                            
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 Playing beta games is like having sex with a condom!
 

                                                                              
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jfades jfudgepacker...

*ducks*

Or a moar awesome variant.

This is actually not a bad idea. Typing like a moron makes people think you are a moron. Do not do it if you expect help around here.

"absent-minded, insane, inappropriate, evil, grumpy sim"?
*Perk*

I suspect a tight tea cosy.

Whut? They do in the pics right above your post.

Quoted for posterity.
Man, are you in the wrong forum.
Go back to the chans where you can be a sexist internet tough guy without being called on it. Here, you are going to be shredded, your head eaten and forgotten about.