I was wondering why no one had judged this so that February's More Awful Than You could be posted, and then I realized that nobody volunteered to judge in January. So, for the sake of moar awful CC, I'm volunteering myself as judge.
In the category of WTF Wings: The 2-storey fuschia monstrosity.
In the category of Vicious Weapons: the jeweled claws. Sure, the actual Wolverine claws are worse quality, but I think the little diamonds just add that special something.
Finally, the Pink Taco award goes to Bipsouille.
Congratulations to all of January's winners. Now go forth and post a new category for February.