I went searching for a few "realistic" skin tones.

1. Gold Skin Tone: http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/cmid_1115170/sims2/body/skintones/

Description states: "This looks good with asian clothes and red and black makeup"
No comment.  It's a free gem at The Shit Resource

2. Golden tan http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/cmid_813510/sims2/body/skintones/

Description states: "For that pefect orange sunbed glow!!" etc.
Orange most definitely.  Moar like these Sims caked on tons of the sunless tanning lotion.  Another free gem at The Shit Resource.

3. Strangulation skin http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=254323&c=1&ht=1

Description states: "Good evening, need a sim whose been hanged or strangled. Well here's the skin for your sick needs." etc.
With a mug like that, I can understand why fish lips was strangled.  I particular like the feedback: "Those who work as paramedics or police officers will tell you that those who die of strangulation have eggplant-purple faces, swollen almost beyond recognition."  MTS2 hosts this one.

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*pokes teh scary happy cat*

Wtf is that thing supposed to be?  I nearly gagged on my breakfast when I saw it.

Does it even have a mouth?

Happy holidays.  I think...

Stink: FeeEssen and her lovely Christmas lamp?


Yeah, it looks like it's melting a bit.

Stank: FeeEssen graces us again with very funny Halloween decor.


Looks like someone chopped his head and hung it up.  More of the horrors here: http://www.modthesims2.com/member/showthread.php?t=253185.

Stunk: TSR solfal and the Irish bar for St. Patty's Day


Apparently the barrels act as toasting glasses.  I wonder how well that animation works.

Anyways, have a very metal Christmas

Mmkay, I checked the rules this time   And I have some treats for you. 

1. High Fashion Shadow.  Well, they got the high part right.



2. Couture Sequin Set.  Looks like a colorful black eye.



All of the fucking crappy ass makeup is from Glamsim.com.  And for a whopping $4.95 a month! Oh joy *rolls eyes*


EDIT  Righto I went thru all the leg work and reposted 'em on photobucket so we can all enjoy the ugliness. 

mmkay last one I swear

I couldn't resist it when I saw it.

  I'ma so confused why any one would want this on their sims.



Someone seemed a bit drunk when they made this.

yay I'ma excuseded...

Anyways, I'ma gonna make it up with this lovely free top from SimChic.
I haven't seen it posted yet, hopefully. :p



The poor girl looks like she's suffering with a mullet. :\
And why is the shirt so short and pointy on the sides?

Eeek

lmao

I prolly didn't pay much attention because I tend to not read things completely.

I'ma kinda lazy like that.

So uber sorry 

This is a "what the fuck?"



pffft and to think my parental filters weren't gonna let me see the site:

http://www.carlaniven.netfirms.com/page%202.htm is blocked because it is currently categorized as Proxy Avoidance.

Major eeek.