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1  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New) on: 2008 December 14, 17:28:24
I'm not sure if photobucket will allow what looks like a failed masturbation-attempt...
Failed? His facial expression says otherwise...
Yeah, it does, now that you mention it Cheesy Though he should've found a better way of placing his arm and hand for that purpose, instead of dislocating his shoulder and ruining his jammies...
2  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New) on: 2008 December 14, 16:17:18
Some from my game:



Those two can't dance without some anatomical weirdness going on.



The toddler glitch, and, of course, she was potty-training him at the time (eeeew) (the house in the background is an eyesore on purpose, not an example of how I usually build)



I'm not sure if photobucket will allow what looks like a failed masturbation-attempt...

All in one family, too.



3  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful Than You! November: Build Mode Abominations on: 2008 November 04, 20:18:26
Well, these are ugly, and arguably the products of a deranged mind. Though Agent420 should probably be disqualified because he seems to do these things on purpose. It's so hard to pick just one wall of his I would never want in my game:



Some of those are just too much for my poor eyes, and some are just weird.

Though these two are my "favorite" walls of his:



It's pepperoni and cheese, and melted cheese. As wallpaper.

ETA: Forgot a link:http://www.thesimsresource.com/artists/Agent420/downloads/sims2/walls/longlist/
4  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful Than You! September: Not As Advertised on: 2008 September 17, 17:28:24
This is the promoshot on TSR:



This is what the oufit looks like in CAS:



Looks like Siluetta missed a spot. A big, black spot. And it's pay (I, however, got it from the booty).

5  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful than You! August: Craptacular Stories. on: 2008 August 12, 20:09:05
I now know who does those useless "comics" for EA: Looks like it's Evi, at least judging from this old story of hers, which has about the same level of intrigue and plot:

http://www.thesimsresource.com/storytelling/view.php?id=1173

At the very least, the wolf could have taken over the old dog's place, made him take the blame for his mischief, and have the owner throw him out, or something like that. This is just Pets-shilling.

6  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful than You! August: Craptacular Stories. on: 2008 August 02, 18:55:56
Zombie attack

Warning: no one actually gets attacked, some of the pics don't have captions, and it's pretty much a non-story. It's short, though.

Not too into details, are we?

Different points of view, on the other hand, abound. I found the story quite confusing (why is the girl in trouble? Why is Gunther in trouble? Huh?)

7  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful than You! August: Craptacular Stories. on: 2008 August 01, 21:27:53
"Viking" "ghosts"

So someone actually uses the stupid viking helmets?

Oh, and no viking would ever be named Joey.

Bassackwards "story"

Teen pregnancy

The author can't spell, or punctuate. Or write an interesting story.



8  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful than You! July: AUGH, get that stuff off my face! on: 2008 July 05, 13:52:35
ETA: Hey, yeah. Surely there must be vomit or feces masks out there for the sim face...yes, yes? That might trump nose hair.

Haven't found that yet, but "snot" gushing out of the nose, yes. Courtesy of our old friend, Agent 420:



Who has snot that green? Huh

Ah:
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This is a recolor of my "Gushing Bloody Nose" face mask. This is for aliens with green blood, or people with a very bad cold. Works with all ages & sexes. Check my Gushing Bloody Nose for the Red Version.

Anyway, he also has gushing oil for, you know, androids and the like:



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This is a recolor of my "Gushing Bloody Nose" face mask. This works great for robots or androids or some aliens too.

Also, though it's been entered before, this is something you'd really want to get off your face:



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Wow, someone threw a piece of delicious pepperoni at you and it got stuck on your forehead. Now you wear it around proudly as a trophy to show your superiority.

And:

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Pink Lips that are covered with many small bloody scabs and scars. YOu might not want to kiss the person with these lips. (All ages/sexes) (Lipstick)

Link: Here

And someone at MTS2 unlocked the Maxis therapist's eyebrows (Why? Why? Why?):



Link: Here
9  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful than You! July: AUGH, get that stuff off my face! on: 2008 July 01, 15:44:52
Um, they *are* recolours of Maxis made face tattoos and to be honest, I think they're pretty good (well, most of them anyway). The original ones are silver/white and they don't look so good on light skins but these do.

Anyway, the patterns are from EA and for what they're designed to be (tribal tattoos) I think they're okay. The base game face masks on the other hand, I never find any good reason to use.

Well, I think they're a bit too *black* to look realistic (that is, look like a tattoo and not magic marker) on the skin, but maybe that's just me...(at least for number 4, 5,6, 8, and 10-15.)
10  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful than You! July: AUGH, get that stuff off my face! on: 2008 July 01, 15:22:23
According to the artist, this is a recolour, but IMO it's a crappy one. The two first ones are kind of ok, but the rest: it almost looks like the creator first took a picture of the sim, and then drew on it with a black marker. Behold:




Found here:http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/sets/663717/

Description:A set of the Castaway Stories native face tattoos recolored to black, along with a native tattoo from Bon Voyage recolored to both black and a light gray that matches the original color of the Castaway tattoos. These all work in both Castaway Stories and The Sims 2.
11  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful than You! June: Stuff that you Do. Not. Want. on: 2008 June 24, 15:15:08
http://www.glamoursim.com/thesims2/frameset.html

there is not a single outfit, that I saw (I refused to torture my eyes further by looking at them *all*) that I would imagine putting on a Sim of my worst enemy to burn them up in...

Wow, you're right. I can't believe I've never seen that site and its "over 2,000+ fashions!!!" before. I've never seen so many crappy textures pasted on EA/Maxis meshes in one place, and I've only made it to the second page. And all that for only $10.

I've seen it before and wanted to nominate it for this contest, but couldn't remember the name of it, nor where to find it.

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I like this set of clothes, because they're all basically the same texture with different alpha edits (and the alpha edits themselves are big WTF's) 

This holds true for most of their outfits, just that it's in different colours and patterns. Check out page 6 for abuse of the Burberry-pattern, or page 8 for crap in pink, white, and black.
12  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful than You! June: Stuff that you Do. Not. Want. on: 2008 June 21, 17:10:17
ETA: image removed. Lulz at the speedy response. Instead, I'll just nominate 60% of the site for abuse of all things paisley. 

I'm particularly "fond" of the flowery and fully patterned men's suits, myself. Who would wear that crap?





This guy looks like he could just fade into the background behind him:



13  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful than You! June: Stuff that you Do. Not. Want. on: 2008 June 14, 20:13:26
Another do not want: make-up on toddlers (the trend, not just this example of it)

Like this:



Found on the exchange, of course, where toddlers in make-up are plentiful, just that they're not all as obvious as this one. They all seem to wear eyeliner, though. Why do they feel the need to put make-up on all their toddlers? It's not a kiddie pageant.

Description:
Personally, I think she looks adorable. She's wearing a lot of make-up, which I don't usually do with toddlers, but she's just so adorable!

If she's already adorable, why put make-up on her?

Link:Here

Kids in make-up is bad, too, especially as heavy make-up as this:



Description:An Adorable Child With A Great Sense Of Humour , Fun To Play With , And Perfect With Toddlers And Babys . Adopt Her !

(Gah! I hate it when people Type Like This. Congratulations, you can use shift-key. We get it. Now, do you need a 12-step program to stop abusing it?)

link:Here

14  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful than You! June: Stuff that you Do. Not. Want. on: 2008 June 13, 18:54:14
My very first sims-related do. not. want: the powerpuff-girls! As sims! I couldn't find it at MTS2 anymore, though I'm sure they're the ones that had it (I think it was even a featured upload), but here's a video of them:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqxMKOoIUIE

They just look wrong and totally misplaced in the sims universe, IMO. Those round heads. Those round eyes. That blow-up toy look...It just looks weird.

ETA: found the page, it's here:http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=147353

Picture:

15  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful than You! June: Stuff that you Do. Not. Want. on: 2008 June 03, 16:51:11
This comes down to my own personal taste: I am quite crept out by this, and DO. NOT. WANT this in my game, but it is very well done. It's the ball-joint doll look:




Link:http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=225411

Yippy, now your sims can look as if they're real dolls, the kind of doll that will undoubtedly turn evil, come alive at night and kill you in your sleep. Especially this one:



That is so an evil toy doll. Do. Not. Want.

Especially not after reading the description of her:

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A puppets motions controlled by a string
By a stranger I've never met
A nod of the head and a pull of a thread
I can't say no, can't say no

When a child throws down a toy
When I was new you wanted me
Now I'm old you no longer see me
When a child throws down a toy
Spite for girl, hate for boy
When a child throws out a toy

Song by VISAGE
Forboding, if you ask me.

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This synthetic beauty hasn't got a life of her own. Made as a cute toy to be enjoyed by all, she'll end up used and broken.

And then she'll come alive and want to kill the kids that used her and discarded her.

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Her name is SUZY STRANGE and she comes as a BJD-doll with a fragile, antique-like body, made of fabric. A body that starts fresh and new, but finally wears the signs of age and abuse.

For which, of course, she'll take a bloody revenge.

If you want her, she's here:
http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=272475





16  TS2: Burnination / The Podium / Re: What's on YOUR Wish List? on: 2008 May 02, 23:29:55
Any suggestions on how to make my sims a little more death-prone?

MOAR usage of hot-tubs in thunderstorms Tongue. I've inadvertedly killed 3 dormies (at the same time) and 1 townie this way. Oh, and later, another, 4th dormie was scared to death by seeing the ghost of one of the first three.
17  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful than You! May: Clothing Meshes of the Damned on: 2008 May 02, 22:34:58
What the hell has happened to this poor woman's boobs? I mean, srsly, what is that? It looks like her skin has been carved to resemble a piece of clothing, or as if part of her coat is made out of human skin. Either way, the more I look at it, the more it creeps me out.



Ick.

It's based on this outfit:



Link:http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=280280
18  TS2: Burnination / The Podium / Re: Wedding question.. on: 2008 March 31, 15:25:20
Get OFB or higher, or download the "Formal Wedding" hack by TwoJeffs, found here http://www.simbology.com/mods/index.php?dir=dead%2F
19  TS2: Burnination / Oops! You Broke It! / Re: Family won't age on: 2008 March 29, 23:55:47
Yes! That got rid of the messages, and they're aging normally now, it seems (the father is now 14 days from elderhood). Thank you!
20  TS2: Burnination / Oops! You Broke It! / Family won't age on: 2008 March 29, 22:27:13
Ok. So I finally decided to play the Grunt family, only to find out that they won't age. I've tried turning aging on and off, still nothing. I moved them to another lot, and nothing. I keep getting these messages at 6 about how the father will grow up/turn to elder in one day, which is just not the case (he is 15 days from elderhood). After I used the InSimenator to grow his sons up, I get the same message about them. Other families appear to be fine and aging normally.

I'm not sure if I ever put aging off in this family, either, as it's been a while since I played them.

ETA: Moved the oldest son out and in with some other sims. They're aging normally, he's still not.
21  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful Than You! March: Fugly Models on: 2008 March 22, 13:11:32

So...I preface this saying that I KNOW that the creator was going for what resembles a BJD look.  And I am downloading the hair recolors as we speak, so I think the CC is nice, despite the model.

That said, I was frightened:
(image removed)

From here.

That was posted only 2 days ago, so it's an invalid entry.

The BJD look in general creeps me out. Especially the BJD skin someone has, complete with the joints. Ick.
22  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful Than You! March: Fugly Models on: 2008 March 07, 22:57:04
Well, if it's unintentional wtf-ness or ugliness you're after, Elena at TSR uses this child-model a lot for reasons I don't understand:



To me, she looks like a sim-version of those dogs that have been bred to have really small noses and scrunched-up faces.

http://www.thesimsresource.com/artists/Elena./downloads/sims2/sets/clothing/666563/
23  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful Than You! March: Fugly Models on: 2008 March 07, 19:14:19
Agent420 had amazingly few downright ugly models, but here are a couple:



I was drawn in by her unusual eyes.

This guy doesn't look all that ugly, he looks like one of the Maxis-default faces (which, yes, are almost all ugly) with a huge nose. Still, the use of lipstick is a bit WTF?:



Link to the page the male is on:http://www.thesimsresource.com/artists/Agent420/downloads/sims2/clothing/page15in363items/

The female is on the last page.
24  TS2: Burnination / The Podium / Re: Interesting problem... on: 2008 March 05, 20:09:09
Maybe it's just me being inept, but I can't get beyond the final quotation mark. Would it work if I replaced the quotation mark and then added the space and -w? I don't want to break my game...(well, more than it already is)
25  TS2: Burnination / The Podium / Re: Are twins ever identical? on: 2008 February 24, 16:03:29
Jadis:  But those twins aren't quite identical, are they?  Look at the eyebrows.  Smiley

I think that's only because one of them is smiling. Actually, you're right. The eyebrows are different, but they're still the closest thing to "identical" I've ever had. Here are two of my very few pictures of them as adults (they're crap, but should show the similarities even better because they are both stone-faced in them):




I used to get them confused constantly, as they live in the same house with both their wives. When I almost sent one of the wives to sleep in the same bed as the twin she wasn't married to, I changed the hair on one of them. It's the only way I'll remember who's who.
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