I agree with the SNES MK love, but Double Dash has toadette. Along with the BLUE SHELL OF DOOM.
Yes. Being winrar of mushrooms, I can see how toadette would sway you. SOOZE, on the other hand, has no excuse.
I know it makes me a philistine but I have the fondest memories for Mario Kart 64 out of all the MK games. Sorry, but nothing beats finally making that jump through the waterfall on Koopa Beach or smacking your little brother off Skyscraper (aka the work of the devil).
HEM. I would make a snarky comment in regard to your pending punishment and how well deserved it would be, but I am above such things. /sniff