...with really bad teeth.

LinkinParkFan to Dragynbane?  What are you, 12?  Just change your nick to Dumbass and be done with it.

But it is admittedly stupid.  Search bar, cereal box, it is all the same!  ...And some day my prince will come.

I want to marry a prince!

Oh, I like this game.

-Gosh but I shore do feel SUPERIOR.  but I's reely D-U-M!

Wow, you're right!  Too bad you won't be back to read this.  

Hey Guys, I had a breakthrough!  I'm going to be soooo nice from now on.  It'll make you fucking puke.

I blame Claeric, even its computer is SHOUTY!  Also, "Create-A-Crap", how...fitting.

JFC, are you going to tell us the sound your shit makes when it hits the toilet as well?

Do not cite Wikipedia as a credible reference, but yeah.

An "aposiopesis" is a break in the middle of a sentence employed by authors wishing to convey a realistic conversation.

Yet here you are, participating in a virtual flame war.  Tell me, did your "real world" help you with your game?  Did you find what you were looking for here?  Did anyone help you?  So you are saying answers can be found HERE, without hand-holding and coddling?  What exactly is your argument, that we are SO MEEN?  Solution: take your nice back to your "real world".  You say you do not like it here, then the answer is simple.  Get out.  Go frolic in the daisies with your friends.  But no, you'd rather stomp your feet over the injustice of MATY. 

To what avail?  Are you winning?

"Hence why"?  Yet another hamtard who tries to sound educated but lacks the wherewithal to actually pull it off.
And this business concerning women not knowing what they want, let me tell you what I want, as a woman.  I want you to take your obviously inexperienced opinion and shove it up your ass.  It will most likely be the only action your booger-eating, pencil-dicked, immature self will ever see.

You officially have a Head Peen^tm.

Do you even know what a homonym is?  Now tell me how you did not make a homonym error, since you have conceded that YOU USED THE WRONG WORD THAT IS PRONOUNCED EXACTLY THE SAME AS THE CORRECT WORD!  I suppose now you are going to argue that they are not pronounced the same, or that they actually mean the same thing.

DO YOU MEAN TO SAY I AM NOT AN AUTHORITY!? 

pshaw.

I think I just made that point, but thanks for the back-up hammer.

You used a common idiom.  Do you know what that is?  The accepted form uses "piece".  Using "peace" is a common mistake.  You hold your "peace".  You speak your "piece". 

And right after I commended you for not getting defensive.

Imma help you out, Dodo, hint: peace/piece.  You can not really comment on intelligence if you are going to make such egregious errors.  Though it is a tad amusing to see you flail.

Don't you mean "apologize"? 

Seriously, though, it is nice to see someone able to step outside the fight and admit mistake without getting all defensive about it.

You are a dumbass.  "Recognise" is a perfectly valid spelling.  You must remember (if your tiny brain permits such a thing), not everyone here is USistani and some people use Britland variants.

Ok, let's think about this for a moment.  You think that "touching your no-no hole" is intelligent wording, yet frown on rohina's well-turned phrase.  Yeeeah.  
Why don't you just spread those cheeks a little wider, bend over a little further and give it a little wiggle.  Small furry creatures might be enticed by your no-no hole; which, I am sure, would suit you just fine.

So he is a Brokeback wannabe cruising MATY for sexy mens?  Well that explains a lot.

Dude, I want no part of your ass, no matter how much you beg.  But if you dangle a salt shaker, you might interest Trixiebelle.

/truth

Get off the jezz.  He actually is the posterboy for patching tools that bypass the launcher.  This advice is tailored to idiots who can not manage to navigate a download and installation all by themselves.

/warning

He likes to fuck salt.  I don't think he minds if you watch.

Oh sure, give me the crappy CONSOLATION prize.  I hate all of you!