LOL A++ thread
when july is over keep doing this please
this is freakin amazing haha, my favorites are the viva forever music video and the whorehouse story, as well as the story with the random unexplained satanist-baby in the background

here's someone attempting a "fantasy" story with a craptastic MS paint coverpage:
http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=173936&asset_type=story&user_id=1634679
and there's 4 parts. o:


WHAT IS THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO SAY.

i realize i'm late, but has anyone looked at this guy's website? LOL. he has pornographic pictures of himself scattered about and looks suspiciously like openhousejack.

here's 2 by some guy on sapphiresims2. that site is the epitome of everything tacky:





and this egg house by numenor. nicely done but when the fuck would you need an egg house:

i dunno
i like the way it sounds?

nouk,
thanks but i've learned to use the brown to make the reds now and then adjust the... whatever it's called
i was using the blondes originally



see? no ugly blue squares

the reds with the green/blue/whatever blocks and stuff are like the first ones i did.
:C
i've improved.

i forgot about this bed by rosesims!


it doesn't look that bad in-game, does it?


but what's going on with that pillow?


and look at that pole thing! TIME PARADOX!

exnem commented on an earlier entry in this thread basically saying it sucked, but in a cookie-cutter manner of course.

if that gigantic mexican can get away with it, anyone can. after all, mts2 actually let him upload his shitty borked "functioning" masterpieces and featured every single one.

hhaha i knew it was by the_french_sim before i even clicked the link. his stuff is

why does mts2 feature the most outrageous things no one will ever use? two featured uploads from the past that come to mind are a house pushed into the corner of a 5x5 lot with what looked to be 20GB of CC splattered all over the rest of the lot--ugly terrain paints, unessecary cows and chickens, etc (it was supposed to be a farm lol)... as well as a COUCH CAR. wtf.

exnem pay:







and free... not ugly, but the title of the thread "functioning" is the biggest lie ever told in the history of forever:



blingblingsims:



parsimonious:
http://www.parsimonious.org/furniture2/files/k8-Jazzy_Retro_Study.jpg

http://www.parsimonious.org/furniture2/files/k8-Yeah_Baby_Nursery.jpg

http://www.parsimonious.org/furniture2/files/k8-Watermelon_Living_Room.jpg[/img]

sims2luxe (everything by this site basically):


i tried to find this one GODAWFUL crib by pimp-my-sims but he either took it down or it's very cleverly hidden on his site. it was an ok crib but it had this ugly block-filled sheet draped over it that bugged me so much.


sweet jesus. :[

MOD EDIT: Rehost, don't hotlink.

the site has the colours up, and i'm assuming the mesh is just included. i'm too lazy to go back and check. :l

are you sure? i strictly remember the hair being free, as in i downloaded it straight from her site when it existed. plus i've already checked the booty... maybe i'm missing something? lol.

tamha said the mesh is at the sims 2 graveyard but that site doesn't provide pictures so i still don't which file is which. :B

edit: nevermind, turns out they do have pics. found it.

yeah the chinafan hair is just a retexture of that xmsims mesh. ;p

it's under the giant ugly google ad in the middle of the page. or just ctrl + f "Download for free with FileFactory Basic"

edit: ok, you know what i just realized? the files on this site expire after like a week. BUT, i know how to fix that. give me time.

i'm going to try colourbinning the next hairs. it's just that the one time i did try it a few months ago my DL folder was super unorganized and i couldn't find ANY hairs lol, and then i never tried again. thanks for the offers.

hey thanks for all the comments everyone, i'll put some more up now


not really, i just extract the brown colour and adjust the contrast until it's red. HOWEVER, some people can't even make a decent brown, and i have to create the red from scratch. i seriously wonder what is going through these peoples' heads when they're colouring their stuff...

"OOPS I MADE IT TOO BRIGHT, oh well i'm too lazy to go back and fix it. instant $2.50!"

then there's people like sunair and rose who always use the EXACT same crap shades for every hair they do. funny how they both charge for it too.

yea i looked all over for that sussi hair and couldn't find it. D:

i have the mesh, it's just been swallowed up by my other 10 gigs of crap lol.

and coming from someone who has pink hair irl... YES THE "PINK=RED" TREND MUST DIE.

yesterday i got my bodyshop to work after what, 2 years? i proceeded to recolour 2000 hairs and decided to share them. then i thought, hey.. why not do a whole bunch of hairs? so i culled the DL folder and downloaded every hair i could come across.

this site is currently small and has very little on it and i'm basically adding the DL links right now... but i'll add more as time goes by:
http://www.freewebs.com/death-to-raon/

i'm sure you're more used to hacks and whatnot but i know very few people take the time to recolour their hairs for personal use as it's boring, tedious work. plus, sims file vault is down. so, ta-da. if this is against some kind of rule or something like that just delete the thread.

note: i am using pets bodyshop

:shrugs: to each his own. i just have like the biggest phobia of being fat. :|

despite me always wondering why people wanted fat sims in their games, why is it that every single article of clothing for them shows off 80% of their skin? you'd think they'd actually cover up MORE. ]:

ETA: two gems from 4esf. that site makes pretty good furniture but their clothes suck and don't even get me started on their crap hair.

i have been waiting for a hack like this since 2005.

D:

the sims is too cookie-cutter! i never use fire alarms as that at least gives me a CHANCE of accidental death......

freakydoody, is the first one rat productions? the awful pattern on the pants looks like it... how i hate that site

and holy freakin crap i knew i had seen that toddler somewhere before... the sshodan hair just makes it perfect. oh how i love the "beautiful sims" threads at S2C.

categorized as formal.

D:

why cover up that much if you're just going to show off your bazongas?