You answered your own question: Hammer Time!

Or "That is what was available for free at the shelter in the donation box".

Gosh, you'd think the Brynnista types would really dig that sort of thing.

I wish the command was "Fahrenheit451 *", but then I suppose you'd have people who couldn't spell it. :/

I did not know this was a "thing". Some of our properties (past and present) have (had) the same tiles in kitchens and baths and some do not / have not. It never occurred to me that having the same tiles in both places might be a bad thing, if they are neutral tiles.

I suppose some of those nasty fake brick-looking lino tiles for kitchens would look assy in a bathroom, but most neutral tiles I have seen IRL are well-suited to either room.

Nice job!

Maybe they are brain slugs in disguise.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of Bad Hair Peggy when that guy started showing up on the telly. Roffle.

#2 = Bedhead. SRS bedhead.

<mild derail>

Holy cats, that GIF made me sporfle with laughter. Where is that from (if you know)?

</mild derail>

Boobz: Hi, I am here to annoy you.
MATY: You have almost succeeded.
Boobz: See my boobs.
MATY: WDC, STFU, GTFO, DIAF
Boobz: See my ass.
MATY: WDC, STFU, GTFO, DIAF
Boobz: See my boobs again.
MATY: WDC, STFU, GTFO, DIAF
Boobz: I'm going to post some more, cool?
MATY: No. WDC, STFU, GTFO, DIAF
Boobz: I'm going to make a sock now, cool?
MATY: No. WDC, STFU, GTFO, DIAF
Boobz: I'm going to go away now.
MATY: YAY
Boobz: PSYCH!
MATY: WDC, STFU, GTFO, DIAF
Boobz: I'm going to STFU now, cool?
MATY: YAY
Boobz: PSYCH!
MATY: WDC, STFU, GTFO, DIAF
Boobz: I'm going to go away...
MATY: YAY
Boobz: ...but come back later, reformed.
MATY: WDC, STFU, GTFO, DIAF
Boobz: Here's my shit poem.
MATY: WDC, STFU, GTFO, DIAF
Boobz: Here's my shit pudding.
MATY: WDC, STFU, GTFO, DIAF

I fail to see where, at any point, you have been encouraged to linger.

Alas, poor "Skeet" the 458th, we hardly knew ye. I'm sure you were the best of all the Tiny Malaysian Boys.

Psst. Don't send The Tard your Change Of Address card.

 

Stability is MOAR important in this case IMHO than saving a buck or two. The aggravation likely with the cheaper but dubiously reliable service will more than negate any savings that this cheap pr0n buttocks might offer.

Rayea, meet the "Find" feature in your browser.

Ctrl+F, meet Rayea.

Grammar Cat is displeased with your post. GRAMMATIK ÜBER ALLES!

* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low-life

Aye. Lolly Katz, Shiv Gorilla and Kilgore Trout were all eager to support the Soup. I forget what online handles I gave them.

Nuh-uh! Did not!

Neener neener to you, TSR!

 

fylc = "Fuck yeah lips cock"?

You ARE Assmitten's sock, aren't you? 

I wonder if our shiny new tard is an ex-AOLer. They used to be quite fond of quoting entire (strings of) posts just to add "Me, too!" at the bottom. Most people have figured out that to do this is stupid by now.

You seem to have assumed that posting a self-congratulatory and arrogant comment full of glaring errors and complaining about the Grammar Police entitles you to have your opinion taken seriously.

CAGE MATCH: rufio vs. shellywhosits.

TWO SELF-PROCLAIMED GRAMMAR "EXPERTS" ENTER!

With luck, none emerge unscathed.

 I was hoping the answer would be something like "Giant eMoths." 

I paid via swag purchase. Will show off goodies if / when Zazzle coughs them up.