I reckon he has a couple of biological clocks lying around that he doesn't want to admit to.

Would you?

ew. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. oh for the love of whatever deity is amusing this week, some things should just be left in the imagination of those depraved enough to conceive it.

fuck. I can't unsee that.

I found that bv fixed what seasons broke in lot full of sims - I've got full functionality back. I take it I need to back that hack up then? righto, time to go mail it to myself.

In answer to your last question, probably the latter. Use Clean Installer to scan through your downloads folder & see if anything jumps out at you.

i thought I just needed new glasses. you mean that dress is actually that blurry?

'Scuse me while I go beat the creator to a bloody pulp then send them my optometrist bills.

FeeEssen is too easy a win, should be disqualified on the same grounds as Carla Niven.

On the upside, if FeeEssen is disqualified, then the grey cubes of muck floating in a bland bowl of nothing should be an easy win.

Look, I love red dwarf. I love Danny John-Jules. And even I don't want a hood full of Dibleys. Thus, we have our winner...






... with the blurry barcode eyeshadow taking second place...

So..... you're pretty much saying Pes likes to ogle Gwill..... my brain went to a bad place, courtesy of the emma train...

ta muchly.

more info required for that last submission. like a url. And a pic of the ugliness. The lippy is a bit boring perhaps, but not particularly noteworthy in it's fucked-upedness.

I can see the one venusy reposted. Wish I couldn't.

Didn't realise they were the same submission.

I'm still getting a 403 from that image link. Could you rehost please?

I have those in my game. The lipsticks are quite effective, a great addition to bruno's violence makeup. The spooky eye makeups have their purpose with supernatural creatures, especially in a post-apocalyptic themed hood. They're very well made.

Maybe not your cup of tea, but hardly a fail on the level of the submissions that precede & follow yours.

*Edit: Fucking typos!

Those peacock shadows are quite good - quirky, but good - and the 'perfect eyeshadow' ones would be great in a zombie apocalypse kinda way. I mean I personally wouldn't put it on a self-sim, but there are plenty of zombies who would apply their eyeshadow like that.... I don't think I'd get the entire set though - just the green, the grey & the pink, I think would be right for a bug spirit,  azombie, or a BTL junkie.


I have thought about this way too hard. I think that a winner in this competition would have to be utter crap & totally without merit. And, glee me, I get to be the judge of that!


*Please forgive any typos, I have no fucking depth perception as I'm wearing an eyepatch today. Arrr!

Thankyou for your kind words.

And thanks for the link to the side hiders. That was fairly driving me nuts.

*EDIT*

And now, the new, shiny, invisible-floored swimmable lake. I fixed the above link so it goes to the new as well, so re-download if you don't feel like downloading frillen's tiles & adding them yourself. I'd recommend downloading my new & improved lot - it's easier than fucking around with the tiles yourself.

I can't be arsed updating the pics since all I changed is the floor's visibility.

It's Duane Dibbley!

it's not been arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!ed yet. oh well.

I don't know. It's technically proficient & it fits a genre - 80's/glam. It'd probably find a home in my cyberpunk game. So with that in mind, could you provide a link?

Lake Ettamogah Camping Ground

Inspired by childhood camping trips to Lake Cooroibah & Somerset Dam, this lot features a swimmable lake which really is central to the whole concept of this lot. Fishing, camping & swimming are order of the day.

The decking can lead to kicky-bag-related congestion, and that really can't be helped as I've made the thing as big as the game would allow me, but I have compensated for this by providing a secondary eating area. This lot is built with 'no bathroom dishes' in mind, so there are discrete basins in close proximity to grills & tables.

This lot has also been playtested within an inch of it's life, and there is one small problem with regard to the lake. It is wise to make sure everyone you want to go to another lot is successfully exited from the lake & not trying to get back in before you attempt to have them leave the lot, or the leave action will bork. I don't know why it does this, it's a problem with swimmable lakes. If this is a problem to you, you can remove the swimmableness by deleting the diving board.

You can download the lot here.

Did he henna his eyes or something?

Actually, no. I couldn't do make-ups if I tried. My talent appears to be lot design, so long as that doesn't incorporate buildings. I can't make custom content, I'm afraid. But if I could, I'd have given my links to someone else to post because I'm all in favour of a good laugh & my attempts have been laughable to say the least.

If they were higher quality, they'd be great for a cyberpunk hood. Actually, guess why I'm (no longer) lurking in this thread...

I'm still tweaking a camping ground with swimmable lake to go with this. I found the eucalypts on mts2 & I did not realise how much I needed them in my game. Sims went from being some bizzarro land abstract thing to something I could relate to the minute I plonked down the first tree.*

Anyway, I'll have something to go with this shortly - as soon as I get around to playtesting this final version.

Thanks for all the votes of confidence.



*Make sure you read the descriptions on the eucalypts. I almost wet myself laughing.

I'm pretty sure I saw an invisible cage on mts2 at one stage, but don't quote me on that. It's certainly worth a try to look for it though.

Let me know how it plays for you.

Cascade Falls National Park

I spent all day today making this one, inspired by the Tambourine National Parks - particularly Cedar Creek Falls - which were an hour away from where I grew up.

It's surprisingly easy to load, and isn't prone to congestion. It has been designed with visibility in mind, so there is a hint of Australian Wet Sclerephyll - Rainforest without compromising visibility. The package file includes all the stuff, so if you want to bulk it up, go for it. (it won't need much down the bottom, but as you go vertical, go nuts with the foliage & don't bother with the eucalypts because I've already put enough in that location for a true rainforest.)

Made in: TS2 base game, Nightlife, University, Open For Business, Pets, Family Fun Stuff, Glamour Life Stuff, Seasons, Bon Voyage. I can't guarantee it will work with a different setup, but who knows.

This lot has been playtested within an inch of it's life. That said, if something does break & it's not related to a difference of game setup, I'd love to hear about it. Assuming, of course, you actually want to download the thing in the first place.