More Awesome Than You!

Alright, you know the drill (http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,7266.0.html) by now.

In addition, we have some additional stipulations for this month.
1. Item must not come from an adult site or adult section of a site.
2. Item must not be specifically billed as whore clothes or otherwise adult content.
3. Bonus points for finding it on an allegedly "family-friendly" site or the exchange!
4. Bonus points if it's been there for more than a week!
5. Bonus points if it's still there at the end of this month!
6. Bonus points for child/toddler outfits!
7. It must not be directly based on an actual outfit for a real person or comic/movie/tv/game character.

Is it utterly inappropriate? Too horrendous for even a street corner? How did that escape the censors? Find those awful outfits!

Is there a limit on entries per person?  And a limit on how many entries from TSR a single person can enter?

Last time I looked (which was admittedly a while ago), half of the everyday wear on TSR would fit into this category.  Narrowing their offering down to just a few is going to be tough.

There isn't a limit, but don't try to submit the entire site.

Bonus points if it's a toddler/child outfit, I presume?  :)

(http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/images6/MTS2_480545_Living_Dead_Girl_thrivingplantsimpreview.jpg)

Found here (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=223163) at Mod the Sims 2. (Quote above is from post #6 in that thread)

Oh, absolutely.

Trolling MTS2 I found this (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=225423). It's not much, but it's a start.

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c35/BrandyCandy98/Adult_Female_Teen_Classic_Pinup_-2.jpg)

Also this. (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=224104) If you can see nipple, it's whoreclothing.

(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p294/lidiqnata/logo.jpg)

Oh, and does this (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=127591)(the red one) get bonus points for being a featured upload?

(http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/images5/MTS2_226964_marvine_alphadress.jpg)

This is from PeggySims.

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c37/katze1952/0003.jpg)

And another one from PeggySims.

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c37/katze1952/0030.jpg)

Eww. That last one is just wrong in sooo many ways.

It's nice that you're so open to sharing your opinions, so you can be a judge. :P

Juttaponath onTSR----shiny silver bling, lurid pink silk and a dubious cloth cut combine to form WRONGNESS.

(http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w219/J-Name/w-250h-188-292588.jpg)

From peggysims2- one deep breath and/or sitting down is all it would take.

(http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w219/J-Name/young_adult_0002.jpg)

Where is gali? She should have won by now.

I knew I'd get roped into it eventually, so I thought I'd go ahead and volunteer. :P

I found some whore clothes~

By joebart622 at MTS2:
(http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/9921/mts2471590joebart622lepxn4.jpg)
(http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/7722/mts2471591joebart622lepxp6.jpg)

(http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/4426/mts2471593joebart622lepbf2.jpg)

 :-X

An oldie but a goodie from Simply Styling (and yes, this is listed in Causal):
(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u194/MusicalMaven/JopesYAbikinijeans1fomsimplystyling.jpg)

From Pico's Multiwear Sims2 Fashions

http://sims2.picolink.nl/welldressedgranny.html

(http://www.fantasiadomain.com/sims2/Dancing.jpg)

Okay, here it is:

(http://www.moonproduction.it/downloads/femaleclothes/FotovestitiMoon/6.jpg)

Found at http://www.moonproduction.it/Downloads/femaleclothes/female.html]Moon Productions (http://)

Damn it, I know just the thing for this contest, but I don't have the time to look for it right now.

There is a lovely site out there, somewhere, that has a new body shape. A child with boobs. Lovely, really. The new mesh is called "Little Lady" or something like that "Little Woman".

Somebody go find it. I think it could win.

Edit: Here it is after all, from http://www.edenstyle.it/moda_cf_littlewoman.htm

(http://i10.tinypic.com/4hjfyp2.jpg)

(http://i10.tinypic.com/2gum8hy.jpg)

(http://i9.tinypic.com/2h3ob40.jpg)

(http://i5.tinypic.com/2m6wj15.jpg)

The clothing is not really that whorish, but the total effect -- combo of sim age, sim face/makeup/hair, boobs, and clothing -- is really barf-inducing, at least to me. I think the "bunny" one is the creepiest.

(http://isc.thesimsresource.com/images/83/83543.jpg)

http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/clothing/female/adult/everyday/83543/


It's in the TSR Archive :D Free though.

Since other people have already entered pics from websites I would have immediately posted whore clothing from (peggysims and simplystyling), I had to do some more looking around. I found these, under casual at http://www.stylistsims.net/ (http://www.stylistsims.net/):

(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w131/kellyq67/stylist_sims_clothes_18.jpg)
(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w131/kellyq67/stylist_sims_clothes_17.jpg)
(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w131/kellyq67/stylist_sims_clothes_51.jpg)

And I agree with floopyboo, if it shows nipple, it's whore clothing.

This is way too easy. I've got way too many outfits just looking at MTS2.

#4 of this little collection is particularly scary:

(http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/images17/MTS2_481708_animera_CFFatFront1.jpg)

This nonsense is pretty bad:

(http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/images16/MTS2_457126_animera_TFTrainers4.jpg)

Paris Hilton was practically born for this:

(http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/images12/MTS2_493125_wjewerica_pink-dress.jpg)(http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/images7/MTS2_493127_wjewerica_pink-dress3.jpg)

Lastly, I would like to enter this:

(http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/1664/11xn6.jpg)

Here's another old one on Marvine's mesh that missed the MTS2 adult cull:
(http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/images8/MTS2_282395_vuittonboi1989_Tashia1.JPG)
The others in the set are almost as revealing as they're all a bit lacking in the undies department.

Someone needs to inform them that the Kinderwhore fashion trend mericifully died out in the mid-90s after Courtney Love and Amanda "I'm only famous becauyse I married some guy in Duran Duran" De Cadenet weaved and bobbed drunkenly up some red carpet with smeared makeup and tiaras on. Kay Bjellard wants her gimmick back, STAT. Oh, that band is pretty much dead now, too.

Of course, it beat the "my underwear is supposed to be outerwear" unisex trend adopted by morons who have never heard of that great invention known as a belt. (Or good taste.) Please do stop the eye burn.

The saddest thing is finding Sims clothes that you know took hours to do that commemorate these trends, because some knob presumably will find them SEXXAY and download them in a sweaty rush.

Stop with the Fug!

On second thought, then we'd have nothing to point-and-laugh at in these threads, and that might make bunny sad.

/me thinks the Marvine mesh looks like a whore was dipped in Fruit Roll-ups mix.

Man, this stuff is easy to find on the Exchange.

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f232/Nat363/full.jpg)
Get it while it's hot! (http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/sim_detail.php?asset_id=751805)

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f232/Nat363/full2.jpg)
MS Paint whore clothes! On a child! (http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/sim_detail.php?asset_id=829338)

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f232/Nat363/full3.jpg)
Not even old ladies are safe. (http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/sim_detail.php?asset_id=912314)

@Flamingo: are those pregnant kids? Because that's what it looks like, especially #4.

 :o :o :o

I could win this in a second, but it's only the first day, so I'll wait a week to pull out the big guns.

Hand Me My judging Kit,I will save the trouble and simply Volunteer My Judging services :P

Haha, no, although it would make those clothes more liable to win. I think it's just the creator trying to show that the clothes have a fat morph. There's the icon to change your Sim to fat in body shop on the bottom left of the picture.

I was going to say anything with leaves is de facto to tasteful to be whore-y, but then there was that nipple dress KGDebus found.

I want to be a judge. kewian called me a whore the other day; that must mean I am qualified.

Damn straight.  :P   Here is a lovely piece of trash from MTS2:  (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d192/kewian/MTS2_487516_IsolinaBlack_thumb_AllH.jpg)  (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d192/kewian/MTS2_487517_IsolinaBlack_thumb_Blac.jpg) (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d192/kewian/MTS2_487518_IsolinaBlack_thumb_Blee.jpg)

Actually, that sounds more like kewian is qualified. Since she thinks she knows what a whore is, and all.

I can't imagine anything more disturbing than the little girls with boobs, either. But I bet it's out there. The Peggy buttcrack teenager is a close second.

This disturbs me.

Description: Now your children can look sexy in this outfit! The t-shirt says SEXY with a kiss. If you like it sign my gb or rate high. Enjoy!

Number of Downloads: 141

WTF?! Okay, who downloaded this?

I signed her gb and asked her why she wanted to make children whores?

The Stylist Sims things cured me of blindly downloading booty. Imagine my joy when I found the nipple-web shirt in my CAS catalogue!

I had access to a T1 line and forgot to bring the post-it with the name of the correct site that I'd previewed already at home. Eups.

OK, after those kids-with-boobs-outfits... Treasure hunt over - Congratulations, SaraMK!  :-X


But anyway: found at Snooty Sims, created by someone calling itself Shimonade:

(http://snootysims.com/clothes/imprime.jpg) (http://snootysims.com/clothes/imprimeblue.jpg)

They don't make the preview pics larger than that. But I think I understand why.


BTW, is it only me who finds Peggy's "Happy Childrens Day" picture hilarious? That kid sure looks everything but happy! I think I understand why in this case as well.

For the manwhore in your game! From TSR of course. These date all the way back to 2004.
 
First up from Grizzelda, every day wear. Don't know if it shows well, but there is some 
  OMG! buttcrack.  (http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/free/sims2/clothing/male/search_strappy%20latex/)
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n172/tawanda001/manwhore2.jpg)
Next we have this little gem that I've had in my game forever, the total lack of a 'package' cracks me up. I'm weird that way. Supposed to be PJ's, swim and undies. I recategorized it for everyday wearin my game. 8) The  eunich.  (http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/free/sims2/clothing/male/adult/swimwear/search_thong/)
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n172/tawanda001/manwhore3.jpg)

Katze, that green thing from Peggy is bizarre, what's with the feet???

Those kids with boobs are creepy. No 8 year old should have a bigger rack than the average 20-something.

Rohina,first let me say I don't think you are  a whore at all,However I think with all the entries this is sure to bring April's contest needs more than the usual two judges. Pescado this contest needs at least 3 or 4 Judges as the amount of qualified entries is sure to be huge given the strange tastes the community creators appear to have.

Here is a gem I found about a year and a half ago at MTS2. Jeanette from Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines. Now, not only is this a great whore outfit, but it is a REALLY poorly made whore outfit:
You can find it Here. (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=111217)
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y249/necrobabe/snapshot_731c7659_931c7704.jpg) (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y249/necrobabe/snapshot_731c7659_d31c7724.jpg)

And, just to prove I did not turn down my graphics, a side-by-side with a decent version of the same outfit:
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y249/necrobabe/snapshot_731c7659_f31c7744.jpg)

OMG Tawanda! I have that Grizzelda outfit in my game - there's a sim called Mr Slave... I didn't even think of it in this context.  :D

Outfits made of video-game characters are disqualified.

Wait a minute, wait a minute! I think I totally have a winner here! In the making toddlers look like whores on a family-friendly site competition, I present: http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=118434 (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=118434)

(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w131/kellyq67/MTS2_204234_q3tbo_Ingame_3.jpg)(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w131/kellyq67/MTS2_204233_q3tbo_Ingame_2.jpg)(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w131/kellyq67/MTS2_204232_q3tbo_Ingame_1.jpg)

Over 6,000 downloads! WTF???

edited to fix broken images

I had to share this. I know, I am bad...but not as bad as that outfit. :P

This treasure hunt is a bit harder, probably because there are so many choices out there. :P

First, a "sexy" elder leather dress (http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/clothing/female/elder/everyday/117651/) from TSR:

(http://users.techline.com/speterso/img/notsexy.jpg)

Another sexy elder... thing (http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/clothing/female/elder/everyday/89120/) from TSR. Yes, it's classified as "Everyday." I have no idea why.

(http://users.techline.com/speterso/img/notsexy1.jpg)

Now from the pit that is the Exchange, a whorish child outfit (http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/sim_detail.php?asset_id=453505&searchPage=exch&search=1&asset_type=sim&key=sexy&order=CREATION_DATE+desc&nrows=5&game_version=&age=child&gender=&custom=&locality=&country=&view=new&hideFramework=&languageCode=):

(http://users.techline.com/speterso/img/notsexy2.jpg)

And finally, this (http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/sim_detail.php?asset_id=148444&searchPage=exch&search=1&asset_type=sim&key=sexy&order=CREATION_DATE+desc&nrows=5&game_version=&age=child&gender=&custom=&locality=&country=&view=new&hideFramework=&languageCode=). Plz rate high!!!11111

(http://users.techline.com/speterso/img/notsexy3.jpg)

Yuk, yuk, yuk. The childhood whore costumes - and bodies - really churn my guts. I loathe the sexualisation of children. I'm hoping it's just prepubescent kids designing those clothes...

And as for the sexy elder leather dress in the previous post, I sincerely hope my friends would shoot me if I ever appeared in something like that outside of a fancy dress bondage party. (Not that I've ever been to one, you understand).  ::)

Less of the less, more of the more.

"Mrs. Gladys Pervis enjoys knitting, tea cup poodles, Matlock reruns, charging $10 for happy endings in alleys, baking homemade bread, and collecting thimbles."

Do some skinners wake up and think to themselves "There's a lack of sim bum-crack showing in my game. I must make amends immediately! To the Butt -er- Body Shop!"?

TaWanda..those eunuch undies are shocking.   :o

TSR... A castaway manwhore? I don't know. You tell me.

(http://isc.thesimsresource.com/images/138/138739.jpg)

Sim foot fetish anyone?

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i318/magicteeters/feet.jpg)

Several posters requested a hairy version.
http://www.insimenator.net/showthread.php?t=41974

Is her name Flipper?

Links please? The truly atrocious stuff might make it into my game, I love to torture a few select MATY self sims. ;D

ETA: NOT the kid boobs though. That's just horribly wrong, but it does remind me to go check out another Grizzelda creation that might work for this contest...

The ripped butt cheeks are awesome! I think there needs to be several prizes this month: Best Manwhore, Best Childwhore, and so on.

While this is less "whore clothes" and more an artifact of the days when we had just gotten Bodyshop and were figuring out what we could do with it, it's revealing enough. This is from an old site called Simsylvania that made Goth stuff for Sims 1 but was abandoned in place around the time that Sims 2 came out.
http://www.simsylvania.com/TheSims2/Luna_fa_normtops1.htm
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s252/kiticatu/Sims/ssv_fa_WickedWebMidnight.gif)(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s252/kiticatu/Sims/ssv_fa_WickedWebRed.gif)
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s252/kiticatu/Sims/ssv_fa_BlueTide.gif)
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s252/kiticatu/Sims/ssv_ft_Broken.gif)
The last one is a teen outfit, the others are adult.

i thought this was solely (har! I made bad pun!) for April Fool's. :)

Seeing as someone has come close to my secret weapon, I'm going to have to post this before someone can beat me to it.

Candidate for best man whore courtesy of KSK.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v151/stitchchic18/detailsle8.jpg)

Do I get bonus points for being from one of those OMGZ! I HATE GIRLS, DON'T CONVERT MY STUFFS creators?

Wait. That's a boy? I thought it was a very flat-chested Goth lady. Or, at most, a male and female couple.

Definately a boy. The creator, KSK, only makes stuff for men and only has male sims in her game.

Wow Stitches, shiny but most definately not awesome. My male sims are looking scared just in case I inflict it upon them.

I agree with Rohina. There should be several categories. This stuff is just too plentiful.  :D

Excellent plan. We shall have seperate prizes for Prostitots, Kinderwhores, Man-Whores, and just Regular-whores.

If I have brain damage from that lack of oxygen, you'll hear from my lawyers.

Why would a girl want a bunch of male sims that looked like that? Hmm? I actually thought it must be a gay male site, from the pictures. Weird.

Let's just say that KSK is different. I think she would be flattered that people are entering this contest with her outfits  ;D

Well, KSK has been a semi-regular at some point here. She may or may not still be.

Other than uploading a new skintone set a month or so back at MTS2 and Insim, KSK has been fairly inactive. She posts sporadically on insimadult but her "why do girls want girls in their game if they aren't lesbians" rant was really the last I've seen of her.

Hey Pescado,other than Two Jeffs who are the official Judges of these awful creations? I think with all the Categories more than 2 judges are needed :P

So far, you, Kewhale, and Gali have been volunteered.

This one made its way into MTS2 (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=226721) a few days ago:
(http://i7.tinypic.com/47n15dt.jpg)

I find the one in the middle very disturbing.

TwoJeffs did too, right? I'll volunteer as well. I think we need at least two judges per category.

Personally, I find the ALL appalling.

But the one-legged pant wins for WTFness.

Does this style even exist in real life?

I've seen asymmetrical tops, but never pants, unless it's 'trendy' urban kids hiking one leg of their sweat pants up to the knee, which is code for "I'm in a for real gang, not just pretending to be a gangsta" in my home town.

The first one would be acceptable as a bathing suit. Though her boobies are scarily spherical.

I don't get the sweaty butt crack on the first one, but it's the third that really matches this contest.

Indeed. The second is scary, but not whorish. The first is just mildly weird.

I don't know why they even bothered with a top on the third one. Leave something to the imagination, please! ::)

So that's what it's supposed to be!  :o It's been puzzling me...

Maria, you are right we need at least 2 judges per category and Rohina volunteered already,So that would make  it 6 judges total with you volunteering

(http://organza.sims2.free.fr/images/skins/fa/fas_191204-2-G.jpg)

categorized as formal.

D:

why cover up that much if you're just going to show off your bazongas?

That one says "Help! My nice suit just got slashed by a mugger!"

Either that, or she's Jewish and rent her garment at a family wake. :P

Great, bangel, looks like we're all set. :)

  What? when.....huh?   ???   :P

I think this is a job for a size 0 white woman who hates comfortable clothes and a snarky gay man with a cashmere addiction.

(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/6685/stacysimgd5.jpg)

(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/9414/clintonsimls6.jpg)


ETA: Get them here, if you actually want them:
http://www.4shared.com/dir/2387939/fd91ea94/sharing.html (http://www.4shared.com/dir/2387939/fd91ea94/sharing.html)

:)

Includes an attempt at a Neil Gaiman Sim.

What can I say, I was bored and finished my homework responsibilities earlier than expected.

I think several of these are adorable, and I downloaded them.

The first pic, second from the left is my favorite. And I LOVE the shoes.

The hot pink one is indeed ick though.

I want the anti-gravity device and/or duct tape that holds these boobs up and the clothing on. Defies the laws of physics, it does.

Double sided sticky tape....or as they call it in Hollywood, "titty tape." They actually have professional "titty tapers" for movies and whatnot.

Replace/enhance real boobies with the silicon variety and they'll defy gravity all on their own.

Here's another offering for the competition. This is an oldie from 2-for-U categorised under female->casual (page8).

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j136/spacedcat/val_LENhi3CA.jpg)

Eevilcat, you win as far as I'm concerned. All I can say is: bleurgh!

If most Sims had pubic hair, it would be on full display in eevilcat's submission!!

eevilcat, that is truly something.  :o

"Hey Valerius, Joseph called and wants his technicolour dreamcoat back. What-you cut it up to make a dog's breakfast? Darn."

I particularly like that the colour scheme makes the paler model look like someone has been beating her on the legs. For that whore who is having trouble with her pimp look.

I used to have this outfit in my game a long time ago, I even remember dowloading it especially for Lilith Pleasant's slutty daughter :P

(http://www.sim2-fashion.de/datenbank/content/images/lack_leder/tw_lackrock.jpg)

Yes, it's for teens. Slutty teens, supposedly.

I was wandering through the older sections of MTS2 looking for inappropriate children's clothing when I stumbled upon this:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v150/Spikus/MTS2_125513_Saryb_Saryb_Pajamas_FC1.jpg)

I don't know if the fact that they're pajamas makes it better or worse.

I saw this one on the exchange the other day - It says it's a thong at the back but seeing as you can't see it in the picture I downloaded and (temporarily) put it in my game to get screenshots.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/Atom_Bunny/full.jpg)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/Atom_Bunny/inappropriate1.jpg)

It is categorised as underwear, swimwear and pj's. I don't think it has anything on the children with breasts though.

I also found a couple of "everyday" clothing items from peggy. I think its one of her "special gifts"

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/Atom_Bunny/Peggy1.jpg)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/Atom_Bunny/Peggy1back.jpg)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/Atom_Bunny/Peggy2.jpg)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/Atom_Bunny/Peggy2back.jpg)

Nice appropriate everyday wear there...

EDIT: Also found this on MTS2 by DBCAB - and you can see what happened in game when the sim had a dark skintone. (plus chunkier version in the 3rd pic)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/Atom_Bunny/MTS2_296813_DBCAB_sleekboots002.jpg)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/Atom_Bunny/Kinkyboots2.jpg)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/Atom_Bunny/Kinkyboots1.jpg)

Categorised as every day.

I think I would get arrested if I wore that "everyday" outfit outside.

As for the kid thong...anyone who has that in their game should be ashamed of themselves. How many downloads did it have?

not including me, 825.  :o

And trust me - that was burninated from my computer as soon as I finished making the screenshot. *barf*

I don't get how that second Peggy one even works. Is the yellow thing glued to her ass? The pants must be or they wouldn't stay up. Those outfits are too whorish even for whores.

I think many of Forwardmotion's outfits would qualify, but the pictures on TSR don't do them justice.  These are the best pictures I could find --

(http://isc.thesimsresource.com/images/395/395656.jpg)
(http://isc.thesimsresource.com/images/429/429848.jpg)

I'm sorry I couldn't get a better picture of the shoes since they really sell the outfit. She makes her feet about as big as the flipper feet and then puts them in shoes with 8 inch heels. There's nothing sexier than a woman with size 28 feet and broken ankles.

That boy has nice, cheeky tits.

Hi there, first post. This skimpy beauty comes from http://www.insimenator.net/showthread.php?t=42182

(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g181/Krayzieworld/AFRICANPRIDE_PG.jpg) (http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g181/Krayzieworld/Noname.jpg)

This particular creator seems to have a penchant for whore-clothes and glued-on watermelons.

ETA: Sorry for the poor image, but spambi wanted to see the melons.

That soupcon of buttcrack just makes the whole outfit.

I think you need a profile shot to do that outfit justice ;)

wow. that is uniquely foul.

It's anchored with a butt-plug.

There's also a visible line across the belly that seems to have no discernable purpose.

Lol, I'll see your two melons and raise you two --

(http://www.simskins.net/Imagenes/Mujer/Casual/039.jpg)

What they lack in size they make up for in perkiness, and they're pay. ( http://www.simskins.net/2_Clothing_Woman_033.html )

Well, that's pretty frightening. Those boobs look like they could poke an eye out.

I'm surprised this lovely piece from KSK hadn't made it in yet. From here : http://www.insimenator.net/showthread.php?t=9353
Available from teens to elders, and yes, casual wear. It's elf wear, although I doubt Legolas would be caught dead in it.

(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g181/Krayzieworld/Noname2.jpg) (http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g181/Krayzieworld/Noname-1.jpg)

Forget butt crack, try all-butt  :-X

Another thing I wish for in Sims 3 is animated body meshes.  I want to see bounce!

I want to see physics, so when things bounce and smack someone in the head, they topple and it ows.

(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f68/rosenshyne/OpenHouseForSims_CPShortsandTop.jpg)


A new one from Openhouse Jack over at InSIM. I especially like how the boob juts out.

From Recomecar at TSR, only the most sensible of winterwear:

(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i83/ChristianDiMarino1983/468115.jpg)

Not as whorish as they come, but certainly up there on the stupidity factor.

There should be a whole 'nother category: boobs as deadly weapons. These are positively scary.

O Helo, Ms. Carla Niven, are your ears burning?

(http://www.carlaniven.com/Resort%20Wear/Kitten%20swim.jpg)

Buy now! it says. HA!

(http://www.carlaniven.com/Campaigns/jan%20front%20page%202%20small.jpg)

I'm up for judging, if you've got an empty slot. (Dirty!)

Is that second one a new category? Maternity whore-clothes? It certainly looks like she has a bump in her belly.

You can't make a submission AND judge it, silly.

Heh, I started to do the same thing; offer to judge and then realized I'd already made an entry. :D

From what Bangel said, we have six judges but I missed two of the names somewhere along the line. We have TwoJeffs, Bangel, Rohina, myself and ?

Kewhale, Gali.

Oh, that's right. I remember kewhale now. Gali must be crushed that she cannot submit her sims. ::)

I thought Candrew was disqualified?

It is, yes. Specifically says so in the rules, Carla Niven is not eligible for More Awful Than You.

I think this contest should be renamed as 'More Awful Than Carla!' ;D It would be pretty damn difficult then.

I might submit some of the clothing I have in my downloads folder, just for the ha-ha factor. God knows why I installed them!

Great, do share so I can dress Sim-Emma in your most awful of Emma.

Yes, I'll admit it....I have a vendetta against juttapoontah:
(http://isc.ibibi.com/images/scaled/w-250h-165-404807.jpg)
Because gramma needs to look whorey too. Best comment: "What a wonderful set for our elder female sims! Stylish & attractive! Our elders need more styles like this. Thanks!"

(http://isc.ibibi.com/images/scaled/w-250h-165-373580.jpg)
Just what I'd want my daughter to be wearing.

And because her toddler models scare the crap out of me:
(http://isc.ibibi.com/images/scaled/w-250h-188-336574.jpg)  (http://isc.ibibi.com/images/scaled/w-250h-188-299264.jpg)

Are those actual everyday wears? Because underwear and swimwear doesn't really count.

Dammit. I doubly suck as usual. Perhaps I'll resubmit myself next month.

ETA: Wait, since I entered a red herring, is there still a slot for me?  :P

Those grandma whoreclothes - the models don't look like grandmas, they look like hardened baby-face junkies whose tits are incredibly saggy. The slouch being fine in that case.

Great family entry found on TSR by SasquatchM
been there since Nov 1st 2004


(http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/8430/88782tw9.jpg)

Why is there a hole for her bellybutton?

So that when using Louis skins, the navel ring doesn't tear the delicate fabric...  :)

To attach the refuelling hose?

Or the airpump?

Why are her boobs paler than the rest of her?  The rest of her looks like she sunbathes naked for that all-over tan.

All of these are from MTS2, which means that its considered family-friendly. Heh. Click the pic to go to the thread.

First: Christmas fun for the whole family!
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y168/phoenixdaisy/Sim%20Pics/bad%20clothes/MTS2_186581_gobbie_dresschild.jpg) (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=111639)
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y168/phoenixdaisy/Sim%20Pics/bad%20clothes/MTS2_186577_gobbie_dressadult.jpg) (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=111637)
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y168/phoenixdaisy/Sim%20Pics/bad%20clothes/MTS2_186579_gobbie_elderdress.jpg) (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=111638)
You'd think the little girl's outfit wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't part of this set, you didn't read it's text, and you fail to notice that her stocking are only thigh-high and flash a little leg.

Next: An sample from Sgoobysnacks!
(http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/4120/copyhearts029on.jpg) (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=130838)
A lot of his stuff is like this, but I thought this was a good example. ;)

Now - Cowgirl Hooker?
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y168/phoenixdaisy/Sim%20Pics/bad%20clothes/MTS2_178420_simsational_suzi_sh_vin.jpg) (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=108526)

Some Ass for You!
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y168/phoenixdaisy/Sim%20Pics/bad%20clothes/MTS2_137248_Targa_hotpants.jpg) (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=94485)
Targa style above, Loverly below.
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c126/sweetloverly/Sexy.jpg) (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=117207)
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c126/sweetloverly/sexy1.jpg) (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=117692)


Wish Granny Didn't Wear Slit Necked Tops!
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y168/phoenixdaisy/Sim%20Pics/bad%20clothes/MTS2_245826_Ghanima_Atreides_stylis.jpg) (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=135542)

Is "Hot" Slang for Hooker? (Hot Pants Here)
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y168/phoenixdaisy/Sim%20Pics/bad%20clothes/MTS2_296955_mrs66xke_snapshot_f178b.jpg) (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=158392)

Here's Titty-Taped Halters to go with the Hot Pants!
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y168/phoenixdaisy/Sim%20Pics/bad%20clothes/MTS2_467310_ShivaOritiner_UltraLow6.png) (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=219949)

The "Adult" Version is Only without the Panties!
(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/2365/1presentationdj4.jpg) (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=218045)

This Set Almost Shows Everything!
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b144/Navetsea/navetsea-HPalphatoprecolor.jpg)
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b144/Navetsea/navetsea-BsettSFrecolor.jpg) (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=211634)
I downloaded these once, the "pants" are lacking anything besides the nylons and shoes/boots shown, and most of the shirts aren't long enough to hide that fact, only the one on the display model is.

Teenage Camel Toe!
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y168/phoenixdaisy/Sim%20Pics/bad%20clothes/MTS2_426479_ewall_frontback.jpg) (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=210264)

Panty Peek with Open-Front Top...
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y168/phoenixdaisy/Sim%20Pics/bad%20clothes/MTS2_371392_Kaitshi_outfit_screensh.jpg) (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=189584)

Not Even the Worst Whore Outfit by Milano....
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y168/phoenixdaisy/Sim%20Pics/bad%20clothes/MTS2_351949_Milano_denim_shortsnet_.jpg) (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=181904)
The worst ones just look like they were miscatagorized, should have been undies or swim I'd think. This one just has more substance for the casual category.

Almost Wasn't Sure if this One would Count...
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y168/phoenixdaisy/Sim%20Pics/bad%20clothes/MTS2_441203_Brasstex_forestwarrior.jpg) (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=214605)
I was afraid it might be an actual anime or video game outfit, but I don't think it is. Too bad I didn't find the hair for March's contest! ;D

And the Masterpiece of my Submissions! Supertramp's Teen Fairy!
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y168/phoenixdaisy/Sim%20Pics/bad%20clothes/MTS2_136878_Suptramp_st-fairy-recol.jpg) (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=94295)
It obviously missed being moved when Sexy Sims was created.

Wow, you hit the motherlode.

I love these tops, but my sims wear them with pants underneath.  If you actually try using them with the bottoms suggested, they'd be arrested.  I downloaded those bottoms and was very disturbed by the thumbnails clogging up my pants category, so I deleted them.  Seriously, she could have given them some underpants to match those stockings.

TWF is this? Snakeskin underneath and plastic over the top? Those boots look horrible. I think this is a contender purely because of the appalling construction. Or maybe the models just got some disgusting sexually transmitted disease.

"Get extra pressies out of santa this year with this incredible piece."

Eewww. What is wrong with people?

Not to be a wet blanket, but is someone in this thread hot-linking to the MTS2 'thumbnails' server for images?

Yes, Tamha is.

Oops, my bad? I can fix it.

ETA: There, fixed!



You know, the nylon bodysuit didn't throw me at all, you can find those in Lover's Package and other sex toy shops. Just made the whole "whore outfit" more realistic to me, lol.



I totally agree, it would have taken, what, 5 extra minutes to put some panties on them?

Clothes that awful deserve hotlinking.

On another day, and in a better mood, I would laugh and nod my head.  Right now...?  Heh, right now I'm tempted to think it would have been funny had Delphy swapped in ... what is it?  Goatse? :)

I do enjoy the image swap.

Not that that would phase MATY members.  ;D

Yes I have a few of those too! Here are my favorites that I can't seem to delete in case I want to torture my sims. Oh plus I wanted to show off my fugly sim! hehe.
(http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r64/CrystaSoul/Slutty3.jpg)
The color and fringes just put it into the extra bad for me.

(http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r64/CrystaSoul/Slutty2.jpg)
Again a horrible color choice.

(http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r64/CrystaSoul/Slutty1.jpg)
This one I think is kinda pretty but not for an everyday wear!

Can I win a prize for fuglist sim? (Not of all time of course. Just for this thread.)

You must have one of the ugliest sims I have ever seen. Add the pink outfit and I'll bet the room clears in 10 seconds flat. Good job! :D

Heh, I actually have some of the outfits in this thread for my brothel sims. :D

I went trawling through the older section of MTS2 as I was looking for a dress... and came across these - all categorised as Everyday.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/Atom_Bunny/MTS2_54718_DieHard1_Orange.jpg)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/Atom_Bunny/MTS2_54000_GhostTrin__porsche1.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/Atom_Bunny/MTS2_56957_aardvarkams_Maid4Usemi-n.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/Atom_Bunny/MTS2_66054_bagracer_woohoo2.jpg)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/Atom_Bunny/MTS2_91573_Nicoral_snapshot_cfe316b.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/Atom_Bunny/MTS2_107219_The_Simlander_LeafGirl_.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/Atom_Bunny/MTS2_208802_Milano_MILANO28A.jpg)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/Atom_Bunny/MTS2_240982_Dragonfly_Fairy_snapsho.jpg)

And after all that, the dress I was looking for was based on an Anime character and was thus disqualified. ^_^''

/me points and laughs at the woohoo bikini

Hola, I'm a n00b.  And I come carrying weird looking, whorish toddler outfits:

(http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n19/MajorMercedes/445532.jpg)
From TSR by teufelsmienchen entitled "little girls like rose" (http://www.thesimsresource.com/profiles/1045641/)
It's a pay item, categorized as everyday wear, and has been there since March 6th of this year.

edited to remove my entry.

So...I'm an idiot. I forgot that this had been posted already.

It's the drugs.

not to be a nagging nitwitted nancy...but hasn't that already been shown by kellyQ?

Anyways, I'm off to download the woohoo bikini  :o

Aha ha ha ha ha that woohoo kini is spectacularly vulgar! All she needs is a "do me" tattoo.

The WooHoo bikini is hilarious. I'm almost tempted to go fetch it and put it on an annoying Romance Sim.

Agreed, I almost choked on my tea when I saw the bikini but it's strangely tempting. I might rework the texture a bit to make it look more like material... or perhaps the screenshot doesn't do it justice.

These don't really qualify as one is billled as a dominatrix adn the other is more a caricature  but I though you'd <cough> enjoy them.
(http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t243/greudach-vendor/MTS2_38061_Bink13y_Mistress-LoveRat.jpg)
(http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t243/greudach-vendor/MTS2_33984_Bink13y_The-Delphynator.jpg)

Removed.

Okay here is a real bona fide entry.  I knew that FSMC would not disappoint when I went looking for stuff for this contest :  This is labelled : Sexy Summer party mesh and textures from FSMCDesigns

(http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t243/greudach-vendor/mshottiemesh.jpg)

These are fantastically strange, distressing and hilarious all at once.  Masterpieces, each and every one of them. 

Somewhere in one of my many backed up and discarded downloads folders I have a TSR treatlet consisting of a couple of strategically placed spider's webs, categorised as everyday.

I am now inspired to go and find it to share.  It's special.

I don't really find the elvenwear whorish. Yes, it's revealing, but the sims wearing the leaves and flowers don't look like they're selling themselves on the street. They just look very, erm... free.

Well, considering that the definition of whore includes both sexually promiscuous and prostitution, we have it both ways, eh?  So, free or not...

Personally, I think the outfit on either child or teen is like saying, "Hi!  Calling all pedophiles!  Come and get me, baby."

I agree with notveryawesome. Showing skin, even a lot of skin, isn't whorish. That Christmas outfit, with thigh-high stockings which are obviously meant to titillate, is definitely disturbing. Elvish children wearing a few flowers as clothing isn't sexual in any particular way. It's like the difference between wearing a string bikini and going to a nude beach. The people on the nude beach are all just having fun together nakedly without any sexual component, usually. A string bikini, however, is meant to be "sexy".

Well, if you're going to enter Bink13y's creations, then I'm suprised you haven't stumbled upon this:

(http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/images10/MTS2_111575_Bink13y_Trixie-Trashed-Hooker.jpg)

You can find that here (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=83550), and some alternatives here (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=85762) and here (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=85833). Of course, seeing as they're actually designed for the purpose of looking like whores, well, they aren't too eligible for entry.

Bink13y's stuff is so fun. I wonder where he dug up that hair....

I know these don't hold a candle to the child boob meshes (which remind me of me at that age  :-\ ), but I'm surprised no one has put up anything by Buntah of TSR (or her own site) yet.  Not only do the patterns and colors make your eyes bleed, but they also have hideous cuts.  These are all categorized under everyday clothes.

This one's called the "Colorful Party Outfit" - There's a reason why the little girl wearing it looks miserable.
(http://isc.thesimsresource.com/images/91/91375.jpg)

"Fuzzy Fuscia Short Set" - Are those black holes everywhere supposed to make it look fuzzy?  And what's with all the hotpants?
(http://isc.thesimsresource.com/images/107/107474.jpg)

"Short Set" - I don't even need to say anything, just see her description: "Pretty blend of a pale fuschia loosely woven vest and shorts over a shortsleeve baby blue sweater. Blue and fuschia striped shoes to match. Perfect for the playground."  :o
(http://isc.thesimsresource.com/images/91/91359.jpg)

And....drumroll please....The fugliest creation by Buntah for a female child....

"Two-piece shorter party dress" - "This is the two-piece version. Notice the yellow petticoat that shows when she walks :-) It requires the mesh file in this set." - Notice the stiff mile-high legs.
(http://isc.thesimsresource.com/images/146/146473.jpg)

Any parent who dressed their child in the "elf" clothes (or even the earlier example of ivy or whatever by the same 'artist') and paraded them around in public ought to be hauled in to the police station.  (Yes, yes, I know, these are sims, not people.  At least, I think that's what they are.)

In any case, there's plenty of offerings in this thread that I don't think are the least bit whorish, so we'll just agree to disagree, okay?  :)

No, I don't agree to disagree. Because they're supposed to be elves romping in the woods or something, not people living in suburbia. Further, the idea that mere skin is enough to constitute pedophilia is the kind of thinking that got a woman hauled to jail for taking pictures of her kids in a bathtub.

You're entitled to your opinion.  I am to mine.  We will disagree, whether you agree to doing so or not. 

Yeah, well, too bad neither of you are judges, so your opinion doesn't count. Nyah. :P

 :D Pes!

I happen to agree with Neriana though. It totally depends on the context. There are sickos out there who will salivate over anything showing skin, while "decent" people will find nudity an innocent and precious thing when involving a child.

I find it adorable when my Sim parents change a diaper on the baby and that sweet little "hiney" is shining for all the world to see. :P

I'm sorry some of you don't think the elfwear is indecent. Tiny little elves with wings (like Tinkerbell) would look really cute, but full-grown sims we dress up as elves? Some people might find it thematic or even sexy  :-X but I just thought it wasn't at all decent, even for elves. To each his own, I guess.

Ouch! You should have warned us to put on sunglasses first! :P At least this gives me an idea where the name Buntah comes from (German "bunt" = colorful)  ;D

That outfit deserves it's own category.  What the heck did she do to the legs, replace them with sticks?  Ouch.  Thank God, she's retired.  (The sim community breathes a sigh of rellief).

Oh and I agree with the above posters who say there is nothing wrong with showing skin per se. We were all born naked weren't we.  It's all about context.  Nothing wrong with the elf outfit (if you like fantasy themes in your game). 

Next month's contest should have us looking for outfits with the most deformed feet/legs.

Well most of that appears to be swimwear or possibly underwear...also not eligible.  Although its all awful and whorish looking. ;)

Are you talking about the Buntah clothes?  TSR categorizes all of them as everyday clothes.  BTW, your avatar always makes me burst out laughing.  :o

*headdesk*
Please! For the love of Mike! Don't mention her avatar!

You can find the hair here (http://guppysims.webcindario.com/hairstyles.htm) third from the bottom. If you look at the top, I believe you'll see some hair from the "More Awful Than You" March treasure hunt. :P

Ditto on that. All the stuff I dug up from MTS2 (including the WooHoo Bikini) was in the "Everyday" category. The "Child thong" from the exchange was actually categorised as Underwear, Swimwear and Sleepwear, but seeing as it was a child in a thong I thought I'd enter it anyway.

First of all--it's amusing that the image name is the Delphynator. That's just rude...ly awesome!

And the woman reminds me of Francine from Strangers in Paradise. If you gussied her up in Dominatrix clothes with the TS2 logo on them, that is.

The Delphynator is Delphy's caricature, and the dominatrix is Loverat, I think. He's made several caricatures of MTS2 personalities.

That's my pet peeve.

Who made the Delphynator and the Dominator? I didn't see a link.

Wow, you're right!!

And, uh, is that Lil' Delphy making an appearance in the middle pic?

That's IT. Lil' Delphy's going to be my next avatar, when I get tired of this one.

Seriously, though, what else could that be?

That is very, very devilish and an abuse of the awesome people who work so hard to make us quality peen meshes.

I don't even have one of them flibbertigibbets, and that pic is making me squirm a little.  :D

After looking at some of these pics...I know it's a game, but ffs.  Some of the kiddie CC, is just wrong.

Now here is something for the guys that like to dress in female undies from MTS2.

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c37/katze1952/MTS2_53914_Lifa_FantaysiaBack.jpg)

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c37/katze1952/MTS2_53913_Lifa_Fantaysia.jpg)

I thought the Buntah clothes were bad, but I seriously need some eyebleach now. My eyes! My eyes!

Oh great, now I've got songs from Rocky Horror running through my head.  You don't want me to start singing, really you don't.

/me sings "Let's do the time warp again"

... too late.

Really, you don't.

During one song, the cat made noises... As if he was in pain.

He was singing with me, not yowling in pain.

Sorry.  Sheer lazyness on my part.  You just can't get any good help these days.  Here is the link to Binky's stuff.  He created many weird and memorable characters. Maybe one day, if I ever get tired of pretty sims, i'll put them in my game.

http://www.modthesims2.com/member.php?u=8833

These probably aren't as bad as some of the others, but still worth a mention.  One of my romance sims, who drools at anything that crosses her path, alternates between these two outfits. 

(http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/329/hooker1rb1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/2672/hooker2hu0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Granted, they're almost identical, but the red one provides us with a little more ass cleavage, and the pink leopard just screams high class.  Notice the enhanced, "I've had a boob job" look.  These two articles of preciousness come from TSR, and were once upon a time FA pay items  ;D

And, because I can't bear not posting this, I have an honorable mention for the category of prostitots.  It's not for the oufit (which is unseen), but trust me, it's a prostitot nonetheless.  I actually saved this a while ago (as "Scary Hooker Toddler" no less) and have been aching to share, simply because it's wrong, on SO many levels.  Courtesy of S2C (where else?)

(http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/8912/scaryhookertoddlerep4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

freakydoody, is the first one rat productions? the awful pattern on the pants looks like it... how i hate that site :-X

and holy freakin crap i knew i had seen that toddler somewhere before... the sshodan hair just makes it perfect. 8) oh how i love the "beautiful sims" threads at S2C.

I usually lurk, but I couldn't resist adding a few gems from TSR.  Luckily all of these are available in a variety of colors.  (Click on the thumbnails for full impact)

First, apparently you are never too young to wear strapless satin

(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/951/green1tr5.th.jpg) (http://img151.imageshack.us/my.php?image=green1tr5.jpg)

Another satin creation
(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2189/redhorrorou0.th.jpg) (http://img151.imageshack.us/my.php?image=redhorrorou0.jpg)

Next we have a dress which fits because the creator apparently forgot, that when using adult textures for toddlers, the chest needs to be adjusted, making for a look that is frightening.  It's also a nice bright satin.
(http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/4947/scarypinkji8.th.jpg) (http://img133.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scarypinkji8.jpg)

And finally, I have to let the picture speak for itself, ...
(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8503/scarygreener5.th.jpg) (http://img208.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scarygreener5.jpg)

Oh, that last one. It's like a cross between Jon-Benet Ramsey and Miss Piggy.  :'(

Actually it looks like a fat Elizabeth Taylor turned into a toddler.  Ick.  And that bedroom look.  double ick. 

If I was a judge, you have my vote for prostitot.

Who puts full makeup on a 3 year old.  Who shapes and plucks their eyebrows ?  Oh I know.  People who enter their babies in children beauty pageant contest

The toddler pic in the post by Freakydoody looks like somebody made a sim of Oprah and used a cheat to age her down. Kinda scary.  :P

Although I had a hard time deciding what qualified as whore clothes, these are two that I stumbled across this evening:

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u123/halfeatencorpse/worldsims.jpg)

"HotDenim: A casual outfit for your Adult female sims."
(with buckles strategically placed for easy nipple viewing and possibly ventilation, hoorah!)
Courtesy Of WorldSims (http://www.worldsims.org/modules.php?name=Database&db_id=3&column=id&category=all&display=5&ordercolumn=date&orderdirection=desc&keyword=%&p=getdatabasesearch&rowstart=5)

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u123/halfeatencorpse/simmergirl.jpg)

"teen rebel: who said that feminine boys must wear flowers.  here is a goth/punk outfit for the rebels amongs us.  skeleton print t-shirt, tartan hotpants with a multi-chain belt & vampire fang buckle. and buckle-up thigh boots. shows everyday, formal and sport."
Courtesy Of Simmergirl (http://simmergirl.com/entry_sub_category.asp?SubID=7&PagePosition=3)

The last one is obviously a teenage boy, though before tonight, I hadn't been to Simmergirl & didn't realize it contained female clothing modified for males until after I'd surfed around a bit.  No big warnings, no pesky memberships, just lots o' stuff on display for convenient, one stop pseudo-shopping.  There are dresses for toddler boys & male children, as well, though I didn't find any whorish, for lack of a better word because I have absolutely no idea what sort of words to use in situations that involve transvestism and young children.  Fancy that.  Guess I need to get out more or something.

:reads the text thrice and peers closer at the picture:

That's a boy?!  :o  and this : "buckle-up thigh boots. shows everyday, formal and sport." Yes, let's run a mile in buckle-up thigh boots.


This thread has really encouraged me to start skinning some decent clothes for the pixelated folk.

That teen boy has nice bewbeez. Are we SURE it's a boy? I have female friends who look like that (with longer skirts, true).

I'm all for letting your freak flag fly, but in the Sims, subtle secondary sex characteristics and gender clues are often all we have to go on, as they lack defined personalities and unalterable behaviors. Dress your teen boys in drag if you like, but when you add bewbeez, it's a little difficult to buy that it's really a boy.

Maybe a transsexual. Which, hey, if that's your bag, power to you.

Well, it was a boy before he was swiftly emasculated for your viewing pleasure.  Or mortification.  Either way, I can assure you that he didn't feel a thing.  And hey, at least the buckle-up thigh boots are flats.  He could probably run a mile in them without getting too many blisters, though I don't know if the fishnet stockings would add to or detract from the potential chafing.  I'd say wearing something like that to formal occasions might prove slightly more uncomfortable for him in the long run.....   ;)

However, less power to you if you choose to wear fishnet stockings, thigh-high boots, and plaid briefs with a skull on them. Gothwhore and plaid do not mix.

Maybe he stuffs his bra?   ;D  

I'm not well versed in regards to transsexuality either, nor do I have any prejudices associated with same.  However, even if his *ahem* chest is real, he still has boy bits, which technically makes him a boy.  I think.  His entire body appears to be modified, though I would consider peeking under his frock to see what flavor bits he/she has to be an invasion of his/her personal space and privacy, so I shall leave that daunting task up to someone else.

U IZ DISCRIMINATIN AGINST TRANNIES WIF BAD TASTES!

 ;D

(Real life Gothy friends actually DO kind of like the Evil Catholic Schoolgirl thing. But they're all weird freaks and proud of it, so what do I know?)

Whilst out looking for cyberpunk, I found this. Labelled 'Bio Threat (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=221897)' it's really more a style threat.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v730/nz_witch/biothreat.jpg)

Check out the boots.

LOL I bet you woulnd't find that chick in your Neighbourhood-HAZMAT Team :D
But I don't think she qualifies ( I don't automaticly consider every chick with sexy underwear a whore)
then again...that's just me

-le

That clothes is classified as everyday wear, according to the link.

Is that a zip in the back of her knickers?  Must be uncomfortable to sit down in.

And a zip up the back of the bodice by the looks of it. You'd have to be Houdini to put it on!

Or get someone else to put it on for you... :-X

I think the idea is that you get someone else to take it off for you ;)

Given how tight they are, better the back than the front.

Yeah, Bio Threat shows in game as everyday, and also comes in a variety of color variations. I guess I have some kind of bias about what I consider "clubbing clothes", since that is one of the outfits I not only passed up for this competition, but I actually have it in my game. Of course, one of the submissions I posted is in my game too....  :-[ ;D

One more, simply because I'm having too much fun with this.  I have no idea where the first came from, and the second is another lovely by KSK.  These are both categorized as everyday wear, and yes, I do have these in my game, because I'm sick like that.

(http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/3720/hooker3sf3.jpg)
(http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/6980/hooker4vb0.jpg)

To answer frivolous, in the previous pics, the pink leopard came from TSR, former FA JewelRolls.  And the Elizabeth Taylor reference didn't hit me until it was mentioned (I think the hair plays a large part) and I can see the Oprah too :o

   hmmm... I guess Pescado will have to have the final say on the classifcations... it looks like undies to  me..  * ignores the avatar issue...dont worry ElfPuddle..I'm sooooo over that issue.  ;) *

Hey Witch, you forgot to mention that 'Bio Threat' is based on real world clothing! I clicked on the MTS2 link and there was a picture a real model wearing the real thing. Looks like pretty normal gothy clubbing gear to me.

That also disqualifies it under the rules, "must not be based on a real person".

Whoops, you might need to disqualify my first offering then as the blurb from the creator states that they're based on real designers' work. :-[

Well, I understand why it's classy BOOB...

I would hate to see an UNclassy version...

"Classy Boob Top" sounds like an oxymoron to me. :-X

I thought that meant a known character or personage e.g.Wonder Woman or an anime character or similar, not just that someone has had the bad taste to actually make the clothes. Sorry if I misunderstood.

I  had an exchange of PM's with Jutta about her inappropriately sexy children's clothes, and she says she isn't going to do that anymore.  (In real life, I'm a therapist who specializes in working with adults who were abused as children, so I had plenty of examples to persuade her that sexualizing children is a Bad Idea.)

Chienne, on behalf of some of my friends and students...I appreciate your efforts.

(Venusy...don't be a putz.) ;)

Oh, great. One less creator to point and laugh at. What did you go and do that for, Chienne?  ;)

I do wonder though, if some creators simply don't realize how their stuff is viewed by others. All those "OMG dis iz wundorful, u iz so talented!1!11!" posts, you know.


EDITED to post more whore clothes. Purple Party Dress. "A party dress for when you're feeling a little daring."

(http://i14.tinypic.com/42tztwp.jpg)

From http://www.insimenator.net/showthread.php?t=43328

Ah, but I didn't even try to talk her out of doing her "sexy" granny clothes.  Since the inappropriate sexualization of the elderly doesn't seem to me to be a widespread social problem -- the reverse, if anything -- I didn't bring up her unusual designs for elderly ladies.  So she'll still make stuff you can point and laugh at. :-)

Ahhh, the thread that brought me out of lurk-mode.  I found this too good not to share:

(http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/2358/200603sg02yo5.jpg)

Thank you,  Peggy.  ::)

Whoops, got one more:

(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/3829/2005112672320704be3.jpg)

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d142/Pixxa37/obbrobrio.jpg)

In game it is very much worse than in this pic.

Sorry, I beat you to that one!(reply #93 on page 2) I took the picture from my in-game shot rather than the site though.

Come for the elegance, stay for the craftmanship. JinxTrinity's "Dearing" dress (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=64107).

(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l276/breyeriana/MTS2_64455_JinxTrinity_snapshot_4f9.jpg)

 :D  How can folks even think to put some of these up for download?  Gag.

Grrrr, I missed it.  :-X  That's ok, because I got more  ;D  Courtesy of Sims2Luxe:

(http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/6058/s2l06courant01nn6.jpg)

(http://www.sims2luxe.com/skins/vetements/femmes/f-ad/decontracte/images/s2l-12-courant-01.jpg)

I hope somebody didn't already post these, I just skimmed over the entire thread again  :-\

One word Ridiculous
http://www.insimenator.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=67639&d=1176511663[/img]](http://www.insimenator.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=67639&d=1176511663) (http://[img)

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What woman with-in her right mind would wear this

http://www.insimenator.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=67670&d=1176516303[/img]](http://www.insimenator.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=67670&d=1176516303) (http://[img)

That first one gives me the urge to poke her balloons boobies with a pin, and watch her fly around the room!

The item itself isn't so awful, but the massive chest distortion just looks wrong and disturbing.

 :D "Hey, what the...!" PBBBBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbbbbbbt!!!!!!  "Aieeeeeeee!!"

I mean really. Even Dolly Pardon's aren't that damn big.

Maybe Lolo Ferrari. I'm sure that's what people were hoping for when they kept requesting what's-his-name to keep making bigger and bigger boobed body meshes.

From RealSims:

"Plus-sized sims"
(http://www.realsimsblvd.com/ROJ/ROJFAPlusEstolatopjeancapriset.png) (http://realsimsblvd.com/ROJ/update12-1/ROJ_AF_FullFig_cocopantsuite.png)

Adult females
(http://www.realsimsblvd.com/ROJ/ROJ_Updates/ROJ_AF_Goucho805.png)

Teen sims
(http://realsimsblvd.com/Cinnamin/update12-25/Cinn1225teenvestjeans.png) (http://realsimsblvd.com/ROJ/4-13-07/ROJ_TFCurvy_Bandanashirttightjeancapris.png)  (http://realsimsblvd.com/ROJ/4-13-07/ROJ_tfCurvy_GrnCamoGauchoAlmules.png)

What the hell is up with those last few pics?

The distortion is original; that's how they appear in the previews and on the site itself.

Thats Fucked up.

I knew 2 for u wouldn't let me down  ::)

(http://www.2-f0r-u.de/img08/Dori_PinkPatchwork.JPG)

(http://www.2-f0r-u.de/img07/Lenochka_kardig_1.gif)

(http://www.2-f0r-u.de/img04/chriko_BlackBuckleBody.jpg)

(http://www.2-f0r-u.de/img03/chriko_JeansMiniFringe.jpg)

ah   what not to c rochet strikes again. ;)

What's up with those teen Sims from RealSims? Surely that's image distortion? And the one on the far right? What's happened to her top?

Oh, and you missed one:
(http://realsimsblvd.com/Cinnamin/update12-25/Cinn1225teenvestjeans.png)

Some of these really are awful. I wonder if the "artists" are going for "real" or "fantasy"?

She posted those at S2C... I thought for a long time about whether I should tell her or not, but finally decided not to. It's funnier this way  :P

She probably knows about the distortion, but doesn't know how to fix it properly by using a photo-editing programme, and instead uses an HTML editor to resize the photos. It's a common mistake.

despite me always wondering why people wanted fat sims in their games, why is it that every single article of clothing for them shows off 80% of their skin? you'd think they'd actually cover up MORE. ]:

ETA: two gems from 4esf. that site makes pretty good furniture but their clothes suck and don't even get me started on their crap hair.

(http://www.4eversimfantasy.net/Downloads/Fashion/Ladies/Casuals/4esffemteencas7.jpg) (http://www.4eversimfantasy.net/Downloads/Fashion/Ladies/Casuals/4esffemcas14.jpg)

I wouldn't mind having more fat or curvy sims in my game, just for some variety, but I don't understand the hoochie clothes either.

I don't think they're badly distorted.  They're based on a curvy teen mesh, and they're taken at that one point during the "sexy walk" that isn't the most flattering that's all.

Why do people want any sort of custom content in their game? Besides, the "fat" version in the game is hardly fat, just a bigger belly.

Those of us who ARE fat want some of our sims to look like us.

And then there's freaks like me, who throw out gorgeous skins because they've got a freaky annorexia boniness thing going on, who like the diversity & find the voluptuous maxis "fat" sim aesthetically pleasing. Well the chick anyway. The bloated froggy thing the guys have going on.... it's cute on some sims, but for the most part, you can keep it.

:shrugs: to each his own. i just have like the biggest phobia of being fat. :|

Like, I totally know what you mean!!! I have, like, a phobia of being stupid.

And I have a total phobia of being a vapid moron. :D

You must be a popularity sim. 'sokay, though, food is overrated anyway.

Your screenname is, like, sooo appropriate.

I haven't seen a fat mesh I've liked yet. Overall, they are too fat for me, and the hands sink into the hip area. Also, if you are going to go realistic, they need rolls. Speaking as an admittedly fat girl myself, the Maxis female fat is littler than I, but the fat meshes I've seen are much bigger than I am (and don't have large enough breasts). So I can't buy any sim I make of me.

The fatness of sims is limited because the animations still have to be reused. Thus, you can't have sims so beefy or fat they can't lower their arms, like in real life. Hence why there are no really fat whales, nor really beefy sims.

This was the very most recent upload that greeted me at MTS2 just a moment ago. Caption reads "A Pink Top that I wear in Real Life almost every week". I seriously doubt this girl's judgement. Apparently it took her 6 hours to make, and I'm betting the majority was spent on those nipples.
(http://www.geocities.com/kariminger/MTS2_507396_Nina_Aksoy_1.jpg)
Linky-poo: http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=228561 (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=228561)

Woah! Headlights!

I bet it's a Warlokk nude replacement mesh. If you have the mesh, you get a nippled top, if not, you don't. Which means the creator of the texture didn't have to spend any time on them.

It's also clothing off a real person which my entry was disqualified for.

I was on MTS2 and saw that upload and shuddered.

Drat, the nippies are courtesy of a custom skin. They weren't present in game. I'm going to have to exorcise my downloads folder now...

Eh, that's not noteworthy. The top itself is unexceptional if you ignore the protruding torpedo launchers as produced by Warlokk's work.

Agreed. Otherwise, it's just a craptastic texture. That's the norm.

More wildly inappropriate children's clothing. This is from Snooty Sims (http://www.snootysims.com/bodyshopindex.php?id=clothes05):

(http://evil-sheep.com/angelgirlshorts.jpg)

Yes, that cropped top really does say 'SEXY' on it.

There should really be a :barf smiley for shit like that. 

:barf:

like that? Oh, wait...you can't see the little green face, can you?
Chat with flowerchile about emoties.  ;D

I saw this in the FORMAL section of Briher.dk.  It's not as slutty as some of the awful things that other people have posted, but I thought it should get an honorable mention for being formal.  Hey, sis, guess what I'm wearing to your wedding? :-)

(http://www.briher.dk/DlClothes/AF-DiscoSilver.jpg)

That is awful.

Why does that make me think of the Jetsons when I look at it?

(http://www.insimenator.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=68363&d=1176823019)

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While this is not "whore" clothing... It does bring to mind a large stinking pile of excrement.

Just found these at Noukiesims (http://www.noukiesims2.net/) - it's possible they've been posted already, I see there are six pages in the thread now.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v730/nz_witch/noukiesims.jpg)

Eh, the first is pretty tame by the standards of what we've seen so far, and the second is explicitly disqualified as fetishwear.

Worth a groan though, surely?

lol 6 pages and it is only the 18th. I wonder how many pages there will be when this months contest is actually over.

Well, that's about a rate of a new page every three days. Seeing that there are only twelve days left in this month, I would say that we would have ten pages before it's done, but that doesn't take into account the differences in thread business. :P

Anyway, yes, I seem to have stumbled upon something quite.. unique, and don't really know if it would qualified in here, but here it is:

(http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/images13/MTS2_508027_q3tbo_Ingame_2.jpg)

You can find it here (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=228682).

Well that is surely... unique. ^_^''

Now I have the Thundercats theme going through my head. -_-;;

Maybe it's what a Jetsons whore looks like.  I'm sure a nice lady like Jane would never be caught dead in it. :-)

*laugh* *splutter*  The weird thing is, a guy came to my last playparty dressed almost exactly like this.  No, really!

OKay, as my title shows, I have been known to make animal-sims with the Genensims skins and accessories, but this... this is FAR too weird.  *shudders in distaste*

Next month: Furries on Crack?

Not as bad as some on here, but for sheer rarity value, I quite like this one. Boy kiddie hookers? That's...different.

(http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/images11/MTS2_506552_ascarion_UglyKidJoe.jpg)

Full outfit:
(http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/images9/MTS2_506550_ascarion_2Kids.jpg)

He and his sibling (in 'bondage pants') come from here (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=228419) on MTS2.

Someone call the social worker and save that poor kid. Won't someone think of the children?

  OH NO!!!  DONT LET sammonroe see that!!   a furrie!!!  bleh>>

Something every male sim needs. ;D

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c37/katze1952/MTS2_507355_q3tbo_thumb_Ingame_4.jpg)

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c37/katze1952/MTS2_507354_q3tbo_Ingame_3.jpg)

You get it here. :)

http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=228553

No offense to anyone but that just scared the shit out of me.

That outfit makes me want to create an Eddie Izzard sim.

No, the social worker is too busy taking away children who got overheated jumping on their beds.  Can't worry about the Sims who simply sell their children by the hour on street corners.

Eddie would not be caught dead in that top.

The heels, though?

FABULOUS.

This thread is the sole source of humor in my life at the moment.  You guys have found some amazing stuff.  Nothing I could dredge up even compares in "quality".

It has, in some bizarre way, whetted my appetite for the grossly inappropriate.  Anybody know where I can find a well-made set of cut-off shorts with the buttcheeks hanging out?  I'm in the mood to torture Brandy Broke...

@ Numaari, Not very whorish, but it has the requisite  buttcheeks (http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/free/sims2/search_%22daisy%20dukes%20white%20and%20pink%22/)(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n172/tawanda001/daisydukes.jpg)

I like this one, can't figure out if he's trying to be the whore, or the pimp (http://www.modthesims2.com/creator/showthread.php?t=209029).(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n172/tawanda001/Manwhorepimp.jpg)

Aha ha ha ha ha. That guy is even better than the previous guys. WTF is that on his boots? Soap bubbles?

I have to admit, after all the people picking on her creations, I feel kind of sorry for Q3tbo. After all, she brings some very interesting styles to the mix.   ;D

Style is not the word I would use for it......

Whore or pimp, he's not making much, he can't afford new stockings.

This one is disqualified because it's underwear. But... it was begging to be posted.

From http://bluesims.de/

(http://i13.tinypic.com/400b6ki.jpg)

In the context of the page and given that English is probably not this person's first language, I don't think they mean pussy like we might mean pussy. Most of the kids' stuff has little pictures on it and the pyjamas are all Disneyfied. I reckon they mean cat.
Though granted, the lingerie section is the worst for the girls.

I'm another that came out of lurk mode just for this....

I know it isn't the best I've seen on this thread, but I thought it deserved a mention:
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g230/SnootCB/zebrawhoresim.jpg)

You can find this at Parsimonious. (http://www.parsimonious.org/fashion2/themes/theme_1131548960.shtml)  I generally like/tolerate most of their stuff, even if it is a bit over-the-top, but when I saw this I thought it would be perfect for that tramp townie that would WooHoo anyone.  :D

TaWanda, thanks for the link.

Parsimonious has some great stuff, but my sims aren't quite that flamboyent. *grin*

But it also had the buttcheeks.  :-X

Lookies what sportswear I found at allaboutstyle. Eric Prydze would be so proud!

(http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/6259/faathletic5aasrc8.jpg)

I actually still have it ingame.  ::)

I know underwear is automatically disqualified but this deserves an honorable mention or something.  Too funny!  :D

I'd vie to say that's a bit more disturbing than humorous, though I'm not entirely sure what to make of the "circus deluxe" bit underneath it.


When I look at this one, all I can think of is how massive that wedgie looks.

I am more horrified at the skin. Did someone dip the poor Sim in a tub of oil or something?

This game is so much fun.  I can not help myself.   :D

(http://sim2-fashion.de/dagi/pics/dagi_goth_spitzeoberteil.mi.jpg)

(http://sim2-fashion.de/dagi/pics/dagi_gothic_spitzedurchsichtig.mi.jpg)

Very true.  ::)

Aha! Finally found something worthy of my 'Lady Ho' Everyday wear courtesy of Peggy (http://freearea.peggysims2.net/femaleadult.do?pagemethod=seaphrchpage&direction=thistenpage&searchpage=135&pagesize=2&number=270)
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n172/tawanda001/PeggyHo.jpg)
For some odd reason it makes me think of a stained, droopy cloth diaper. Ewwww ;D(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n172/tawanda001/Hostuff2.jpg)

That looks like more of those bkini-with-heels outfits.

Yeah, it does, but it shows up in the game as everydaywear only, so I'm guessing it's supposed to be a clubbing outfit? Peggy has some pretty outrageous stuff. ::)

The pimp with the cotton candy legs made me shudder. This is going to be one tight contest. :P

Glad it's you judging and not me..  Those kids things are making my eyes bleed  :P

Careful what you are glad for....we just may need another judge.... :D

How nice of you to volunteer.

That's just the kinda gal I am..  I think...  8)

*flowerchile makes mental note to keep the word 'glad', to a minimum..

Sweet flower! Never mention the word "judge". It's your ticket to hell. :D

 ;D LOL..  So glad it wasn't the word glad the, coz I kind of overuse it..  glad and hope.. and just..   :P

I just hope that being glad, isn't bad  ;)

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/AnoukNouk/Telescope.jpg (http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/AnoukNouk/Telescope.jpg)

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/AnoukNouk/PeekinginontheCuriouss.jpg (http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/AnoukNouk/PeekinginontheCuriouss.jpg)

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/AnoukNouk/AngryNeighbour1.jpg (http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/AnoukNouk/AngryNeighbour1.jpg)

Made by me in 2005

Nouk, the rules forbid you from submitting your own work, for obvious reasons.

Oh I forgot you actually needed to read. Ghanima, post this :) ;)

What happened to your deck mop?

I didn't have one here...
Now I want a cute kitty with an eyepatch. :D

Well, there you go, then. Try not to lose your mop like earlier this week.

wuhahah thanks.  ;D

I can't belive no-one posted this yet. Just seeing the name of the upload made my white-trash alarm beep.

"Hand Crochet by Grandma"~Warlokked by Oneblondmomma
(http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u85/Pixsim/MTS2_478743_ONEBLONDMOMMA_tlc_grann.jpg)

The description is seriously funny, too.
http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=222830 (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=222830)

Edit:
Oh, and it's for elder. Srsly.

Another Attack of the Watermelon Banoobies. How on earth does anybody find those things appealing? :-X

Especially given the massive distortion it causes to the texture.

So, where do the internal organs go?

Maybe the same place as Sims hair-dryers, and butterflies, and fish, and boots...   ;)

WTF. Where's my pin? Those balloons need a poppin'.

Aw you can't? In addition to the two mentioned in this thread, I wanted to submit this baby which I made a loong time ago  :P

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/Ghanima/Sims/redPVC_screen1.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/Ghanima/Sims/redPVC_screen1.jpg)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/Ghanima/Sims/redPVC_screen2.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/Ghanima/Sims/redPVC_screen2.jpg)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/Ghanima/Sims/red_PVC_screen3.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/Ghanima/Sims/red_PVC_screen3.jpg)

You can't submit your own work, and you can't submit intentional fetishwear.

No, you can't submit work from people on your site.

Hrmph!  :-\  :D

Fine, fine...I submit this then:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/Ghanima/Sims/MTS2_181615_q3tbo_Ingame_2.jpg)

by q3tbo. I don't get the heebiejeebies over many sims creations...but this caused them  :o

That is quite disturbing, yes. I think those legs may not actually have the structural strength to hold up the body, and it's a wonder that...whatever it is...hasn't collapsed into a sack of quivering meat.

Argh, it's like that "Hollywood bodyshape"! Scary shit. O_o

Edit: Meh, tried to find them on MTS2, but they seem to be gone. Or maybe I fail at searching. Think they were named something with "hollywood", were REALLY skinny, and had some fugly whorish outfits.

GROWL  :D

It hasn't because there isn't   any meat. Duh.  :P

Those are the ASS ugliest clothes.

I think her left breast is eating her hair.

Why do people waste their precious time making such fucked up clothing?

I would just link the whole site, but the challenge is not for sites, so here is the pick of the litter...

http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcvh/down4sims/sey%27z_leopard_drezz_2.jpg (http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcvh/down4sims/sey%27z_leopard_drezz_2.jpg)
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcvh/down4sims/sey%27z_slutty_outfit.jpg (http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcvh/down4sims/sey%27z_slutty_outfit.jpg)
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcvh/down4sims/sey%27z_horny_black_outfit.jpg (http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcvh/down4sims/sey%27z_horny_black_outfit.jpg)
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcvh/down4sims/sey%27z_slutty_leopard_drezz.jpg (http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcvh/down4sims/sey%27z_slutty_leopard_drezz.jpg)
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcvh/down4sims/sey%27z_naughty_beach_outfit_V1.jpg (http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcvh/down4sims/sey%27z_naughty_beach_outfit_V1.jpg)
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcvh/down4sims/sey%27z_amsterdam_ho_outfit.jpg (http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcvh/down4sims/sey%27z_amsterdam_ho_outfit.jpg)
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcvh/down4sims/sey%27z_slutty_outfit_2.jpg (http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcvh/down4sims/sey%27z_slutty_outfit_2.jpg)
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcvh/down4sims/sey%27z_white_stars.jpg (http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcvh/down4sims/sey%27z_white_stars.jpg)

All from "Sey'z Down4Sims.com"  http://www.down4sims.com/ (http://www.down4sims.com/)

Ugh...all disqualified from the challenge, of course, but what fun anyway.

What's funnier is that the site is so outdated it still links to Variousnutters.

Okay, so after seven pages of barfing and laughing and pointing hysterically I totally forgot the rules so I will try again.  I chose to go direct to the root of all sims evil, and I became so bogged down with the sheer enormity of the selection I think I damaged my brain, and ultimately gave up after browsing but just a tiny portion of the site's wondrous offerings.
I hereby submit, for your horror and amusement:
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s268/khanofwyrms/horror_ble/223159.jpg)
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s268/khanofwyrms/horror_ble/262211.jpg)
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s268/khanofwyrms/horror_ble/91968.jpg)
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s268/khanofwyrms/horror_ble/90136.jpg)
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s268/khanofwyrms/horror_ble/80841.jpg)
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s268/khanofwyrms/horror_ble/81379.jpg)

This one said swimwear but could also be worn as everyday.  I for one would very much like to see that in reality someday, or everyday.
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s268/khanofwyrms/horror_ble/84307.jpg)

If this one is not a perfect whore, then, well, I guess I just don't get it:
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s268/khanofwyrms/horror_ble/97067.jpg)

And this one is just shameful:
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s268/khanofwyrms/horror_ble/94934.jpg)

I have more, but I must just stop this now before my head explodes.

I like that this one uses a strip of duct tape for the top. I think the model's expression says it all. Why are they disqualified?

Who made the TSR stuff? Some of it annoys me so I feel the need to leave feedback.

They are disqualified on the grounds that they're intentionally labelled as slutwear.

I do agree the clothing needed a spot in this thread - whether it's admissible or not.

So, our judges are MsMaria, Jeffy, Bangelnuts, Uglybutt, Gali, Kewhale, and Flowerchile.

So, for the Prostitots (toddler) category, our judges are MsMaria, Bangelnuts, and Kewhale.
For our Kinderwhore (child)c ategory, our judges shall be Jeffy, Uglybutt, and Flowerchile.
For our Junior Whore (teen)  category, our judges shall be MsMaria, Gali, and Flowerchile.
For the Manwhore section, the judges shall be Bangelnuts, Gali, and Kewhale.
The regular-whore section shall be judged by MsMaria, Ugly Butt, and Gali.
And our elder-whore section shall be judged by Jeffy, Flowerchile, and Kewhale

So, grab your (http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/crapola/eyeclorox.jpg) and get cracking!

Well, let me just say, it is an honour to be a judge in a competition where so many of the entries really brought their A game. The regular whore section in particular really was challenging to judge. However, after much deliberation, and taking into account all criteria: whorishness, bad construction and plain bad taste, I have two nominees for the top honour in this section.

Regular whore:
eevil cat for the battered whore look by Valerius from 2-for-U (p 2). This outfit is a winner for me because of the horrendous colour scheme and bad construction as much for the high-cut loincloth effect and the keyholes over the boobs. As I said earlier, it really looks like this whore has been getting a hard time from her pimp.

For the other nomination for winner, I really can't go past the woohoo bikini that Atom found (p 3). Not only is the idea tacky, but the construction is likewise, and the miscategorisation of the outfit as everyday is just the icing on the cake of whoredom.

Dishonourable mentions:
Sherri for the unbelievable one piece with the navel hole (p 3) - if this had had nipples, it would have been a serious contender.
Tamha for the one with the white panty flash under the denim skirt (p 3); in other ways, this was a fairly unremarkable entry, but that little white triangle really took it over the top.
Chami for the fugliest model ever (p 3); a real enhancement to an otherwise ho hum entry, design-wise.
darkholme for that lovely Peggy number with the too-small jacket and sequined skirt (p 5); it represents the quintessence of Peggy, so well done.

The Kinderwhore category was much easier to judge because of SarahMK's presentation of the boobgirl (p 1), which was so clearly a lay down misere. Well done.

Woop woop! I did win for fuglist Sim Model! I'm so proud. I didn't try hard to find the bad outfits but that model just took the cake. Heh Thanks Rohina!

For the category of child, it's really a no-brainer, and I'm with Rohina on this one.
#17; SaraMK for the boob-girls.     

Whoreteenybopper..  #91.  Berg, brilliant find there.. lacy top and suspenders.  Certainly beats the others, though they also did justice to the term whorish.

Whorish Elder; I'm going with #44 and  Diala for the contribution of trashy sexy elder leather dress.  The expression, 'mutton dressed as slag lamb, is demonstrated beautifully here.


Because of the various skins used for the "whore models", in some instances I found it hard to distinguish some groups from others, so it is possible that I didn't include some models.

*flowerchile steals JM's Clorox   ::)

Objection!  Point of order!  I think we need a recount here!

Disturbing as the kids with boobies might be for some, the clothes themselves were not 'whore clothes' at all.  Am I misunderstanding the challenge?  The object was to find ugly 'whore clothes', not tasteless, questionable, or objectionable body meshes.  It was pointed out previously in this very thread that not only were the clothes in question not that bad, but that actual people identified with the boobed kids in real life.  Also, I had personally read somewhere on the vastness of the web and discussed with my mate, who works in education, that teachers and educators can sometimes see signs of early development in young girls as early a second grade.  Are we to say, then, that all young girls who bloom early are whores?

I say, nay!

If someone had found some genuine 'whore clothes' that had been attached to that mesh, then I could easily see that they would have to win without any question.  As it is, no way.

Just to show I am not just a whiny sore loser, and in all fairness, as of now I respectfully retract my own submissions from further consideration in the children's category and request a recount.

A 6 year old with boobs the size of an adults? That's disturbing.

Some 6 year old kids are the size of adults, mass-wise.

I think the point of whorishness for children in the sexualisation of the child, and I don't know of anything that does that more clearly than adding boobs and a clearly adult shape (not chubby kids with puppy fat boobs, but a thin waist and curves) is a clear example of this.

I didn't nominate any of the big misshapen adult boobs because I don't think big boobs on an adult are necessarily whorish, but that's just my opinion, and other judges may disagree.

Anyway, Khan, have you been appointed a referee? No? Well, then. Let the judges make their decisions.

I have a problem with your problem, my problem being, there is no problem.  As rohina pointed out, you are not a judge, end of story.   

IN the category of man whore I nominate g3tbo... for his adrogynous outfits and scary use of fuzzy furry legwarmers on a male sim  (this can be found on page 4) found by Tawanda.. this was tough he has another hard to beat creation on the same page with a shemale modeling.

In the category of elder whore I nominate BHGConnextion for Red and Leather... (found on page one)  found by Diala

Im still searching for the right prostitot..not a whole ton of those..but the scary use of makeup on these toddlers is very disturbing.

Hey, I was just making a point, and I do not pretend or assume any position of authority in this matter.  The challenge said 'whore clothes', not 'disturbing body meshes'.  No one has to agree with me, and I certainly can't make anyone here do anything about it.

However, just to say something in the nature of 'you are just you, and you are nobody, and nobody asked you anyway' is certainly not a very impressive line of argument.

Maybe if you were just offering an opinon you shouldn't have been so uppity with your:
My main point was not in fact that you are not a judge, but that the sexualisation of the child's body is quite a different kettle of fish than making weird boobs on an adult. Other people agreed, as you would know if you read the discussion following SaraMK's post of the pictures.

I actually had to go back to my submissions to figure out which one got me mentioned. I totally agree with your assesment, and I probably wouldn't have looked twice at it if the skirt had been longer.  ;D

I'm still pondering so keep your panties on. :P

should be "report *to* the judges' area."

[mumbles]Just sayin'.[/mumbles]

I didn't feel the need to argue with you, as you are just a entry with a gripe, by the looks of it, because you weren't in the final judging.  I named them the boob girls, because it was just a name that came to mind the first time I saw them .  I also spent 3 hours, looking at the various outfits, and none - including yours - looks particularly whoreish at all.  Your submissions could well be a kids dressed for a party, in my view definitely not whoreish, so had the boob girls not been there, I still wouldn't have chosen yours.     

Objections from the peanut gallery notwithstanding, kinderwhore was pretty much a lock all month. Nothing came close to being anywhere near as disturbing as SaraMK's submission of the booobkids.

Elderwhore kinda got ignored, not too many entries and I've seen a LOT of disgusting crap out there for elders. Have to agree with flowerchile that Diala's first submission (#44, p1) of the 'sexy' elder leather leather dress takes the cookie.

Thanks for fixing the newsbox, pes :D

For prostitot I nominate Zazazu's toddler pic on page 3. Karlynn's pic on page4 of the toddler in green satin was a close second.

We didn't have a lot of teen entries so it wasn't difficult to chose Katze's Buttcrack entry on page 1.

Regular (adult female) winner had to go to eevilcat's entry on page 2. Gwill's entry on page 2, third sim to the right was very close. Chamiminds fugly blonde on page 3 deserves a mention as well.

Great job everyone!

*cough*Don't forget to look on page 1*cough*

 Prostitot.. this was hard.. I will go with page one   g3tbo yet again.. with his creation... found by Kelly Q.. i will agree that the toddler girls on page 4 should get honorable mention for being as horrific as they are..boobies and all.

Honorable mention for the flipper feet on one of the distorted creations.

Prostitot: I have to go with Karlynn something about a toddler with boobs in an evening gown is just wrong >:( Honorable mention to Kellyq for the page one entry
Manwhore: Katze gets my vote those high heels just scream Sunset Blvd !

I found loads of elderwhore stuff, but they were described as such which disqualified them. ::)

I think Khan was trying to be funny, not uppity. I think it's valid to ask whether the meshes should have been part of the score, especially since Pescado indicated on page 6 that Warlock's idiotic meshes didn't make clothes whorish. I know this is a board where people frequently get their lips bitten off, but most of your responses to Khan struck me as overly seriously, especially considering you're judges in a contest for whore clothes. Relax.

Hey Khan, making sock puppets is not going to get people to agree with you.

omg..  Ya don't think..  No-one could be that tragically petty about a..  nahh, that's just silly.

Winners of More Auful Than You (personal opinion):

Seventhson - child.
Zazazu - YA/teen
Pixelated - adult.

I don't know who Khan is, but I do know who spambi is, and if you look at when they were created Khan could potentially be spambi's sock puppet, but I really doubt it. Of course, having about 30 recolors of the one mesh I know spambi made really helps with remembering someone in this community, lol.

Lol, thanks Tamha  :)

Anyway, if there's a scandal here it's that there was no award for best pay outfit. I was so sure I would win it with this: http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,7914.msg220332.html#msg220332 (http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,7914.msg220332.html#msg220332), mostly because I didn't see any other pay outfits submitted.  8)

Excuse me?  That is an unbelievably presumptuous and wildly slanderous assumption, not only against me, but spambi as well.  I won't be offended, though, and I was indeed just having a little fun, but I think you owe spambi an apology.  I will leave it to the host of this forum to decide who is breaking the rules, and I am confident the evidence will be more than certain in this matter.


Thanks for the support spambi, it is too bad that others here were not having as much fun as they should or could have.  It would be unfortunate if anyone continued to identify you with a cagey cretin like myself in the future, but alas, I cannot fix this.  Maybe someone more awesome than I might see fit to clear your good name.

Pescado? Can we get a ruling?

You should already suspect the correct answer in this, if you had not apparently already lost complete control of all of your intellectual faculties.  I am open to judgment, though, and I won't even bother to say 'I told you so'.

Congratulations to all of the winners!

o_0

This forum has rules?  :o

If this keeps going this thread will soon be moved to retardo land where anarchy rules.

Good work there, Irish.

You can be as rude as you like (as long as Pescado finds you amusing), but if you start posting in 30pt all CAPS bold neon-pink letters and complaining about Bella being missing, then you'll pretty soon find some limitations to your account.

I'm afraid that I agree, and I'm neither spambi nor Khan!  Think fun, people, fun.

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Okay, so who's gonna provide the jello? :-)

I know that this is too late for the contest. Indeed it was just released on MTS2 and managed to get by the moderators. But I just had to show this:

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i318/magicteeters/MTS2_520566_lrg162_AlphaSlip_Als_He.jpg)

Quote from the author:

"...I know the clothing doesn't quit fit right and she is " O natural" under the skirt, and some of the joints still have seems, but hey it's a first attempt..."

http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=230955

Why did someone feel that we needed sheer skirts without panties?

Probably because almost anything with 'sheer' in it gets a zillion downloads and the no panty thing seems to be the same...  ::)

If it were, say, knee-length with just that much of a sheer band and actually had defined hems instead of looking painted on, it would be quite nice.

Seriously, people, if the clothing doesn't look like it's actually separate from the sim's body, keep it to yourself. It looks like crap.

Uh, this is the whore clothing thread?

:P I was referring to clothing submissions in general.

OT: It drives me crazy when people who can't write in their own native language properly decide to branch out and mutilate another one (in this case, French). It's "au naturel". If you can't spell it, say "naked". Seriously. That and "viola" for "voila" are major peeves of mine. Saying "viola!" makes about as much sense as saying "saxophone!" or "timpani!" for no apparent reason. Orchestral Tourette's?

Also: quite, not quit, and seams, not seems. Just stop. GTFO the Internet.

Also OT: This Sunday my local newspaper had so many errors I lost count, but my favorites were in headlines. "Katie Couric's Popularity Waining?"
and "Suspect Bears All [something here]". The other egregious errors were, ironically, in an article about how composing professional business letters and documents is still a vital skill even now that most business is conducted via e-mail. I'd have to go dug it out of the trash to find them again, but there were at least four unforgivably bad instances of atrocious spelling. This same paper has issues with apostrophe abuse and there/their/they're - you're/your - its/it's confusion happens nearly daily, and not in the adverts, though they are often horrible, but in articles and editorials. AP byline articles are apparently not immune: either some idiot 'corrects' them or they arrive with errors intact. This is not a large paper. 80% of it is blow-in advertising inserts, and the remaining 20% is mostly classifieds and more paid ads. There are probably 20 pages, total, of copy to proof on a Sunday, and most of THAT is provided by syndication and AP newswire feeds. They can't even get that much right.

I didn't even want the damn paper, it was a Christmas gift. I now have twice as much trash every week to deal with, plus the fun of playing "find the newspaper" every Sunday, as it is thrown in new and different spots each week, and those spots are usually puddles or shrubs. Ugh. Then I have to play unpaid editor. Don't even get me started on the super-conservative and super-religious bias the paper has!

Where was I?

Oh yeah.

That dress is foul. It looks like the Sim is decorated with mint green house paint and then belted with a doily or hairnet or something. We don't need to see Baby's First Sims 2 Outfit.

The weird thing is, it doesn't look like she's actually "O natural" at all, unless her skintone turns black from the top of the thighs up.

I'd like to add my own late submission. Divino, the designer I love to hate, posted this a few days ago --
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b48/spambi/DFWRTW1.jpg)

It isn't that shocking compared to some entries, but I give it extra points for:

1) how mesh makes the boobs look perfectly round, like she just left the plastic surgeon
2) the weirdness of combining long sleeves with a mini-skirt and sheer top. For added freakiness, the sleeves are almost flesh color
3) the makeup that makes her look as if she's about to appear on the Jerry Springer show

Those sleeves are bizarre. When I first looked at the picture, I was all "what choo talking about, sleeves?"

I thought she was wearing unusually ugly bracelets until you said something about sleeves.  Long sleeves really do NOT match the mood of that outfit.  Of course, given the mood of that outfit, perhaps this is a good thing. :-)

Without Panties?  She doesn't seem to have anything to put any panties on.  Am I looking at this wrong, or are her thighs not attatched to anything?

Even though it's more than a week past the end of April, this thread is still getting posts.  We must REALLY love to hate whore clothes. :-)

I thought that the author had used a skin tone that used dark pubic hair. But now that you mentioned it, it really does look like the thighs aren't attached at all. I wonder how it works in game?

You know how with large families the loading screen usually has one sim sitting on the ground with one of their legs up.  The one that gives you the feeling you're looking up a toddler's skirt, when it's a toddler girl in that pose.

I don't even want to imagine the image, if the sim in that pose happened to be wearing this outfit.

Last month's contest must have brought out the best in creators, because the strangeness keeps coming. Pretty dress for a girl? Not whore clothes?  Well...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i318/magicteeters/MTS2_429432_mimiextra5_twins.png)

The blue one is for boys!

Quote from creator "I love children. So I made 2 new meshes for child sim. 2 pretty dresses.
one for girls, & other blue one for boys..."

Quote from an admiring downloader "Awwww cutee LOl a boys dress... ohh if i make a boy really girly i can pretend its a gay girl..."

http://216.32.95.40/showthread.php?t=211309&c=1&s=855f20e7ffe66739184267c21dc6b3b9&

Damn, I really needed that boy dress a little while ago when I was playing my cross-dressing sim. He's an adult now.

I saw that, and couldn't help but think, wouldn't a 'really girly' boy prefer to wear the pink one?  ::)
(I mean, as long as we're playing the blue=boy, pink=girl game)

They don't have dresses for cross-dressing men?  That surprises me considering some of the shit I've seen designed for this game..

I remember running across what was pretty much a drag queen themed sims 2 website once.  I don't remember where though, because I was not inclined to hang around for longer than it takes me to switch webpages.  It's a shame actually, because I'm certain that I could have found something to win this contest there.  Oh, well.

For men, yes. Fewer options for children.

That's true.  I'd imagine you'd find plenty of stuff for adult men by simply searching for "sims 2" and "drag queen" at the same time.  Of course, if you're handy with SimPe, it shouldn't be to hard to convert clothing from one to the other since children all pretty much have the same figure.

Shuldig has made some fancy drag ballgowns, actually.

You can fix that very quickly with SimPE.  There are no differences in body shape for boys and girls when they are children and toddlers, so you can just take any dress made for a girl and change the gender in the property sets.  If you try that on teens or adults the head won't align properly with the body.

Yes, and don't forget Voila = Walla. That took me a while to figure out the first time I saw it.

I absolutely agree. I have a writer acquaintance who knows better who does this, and thinks it is cute. (I'm giving her a lot of credit, because her spelling is not the tops, but she's been corrected multiple times and claims it is deliberate.)

UGH!!

*stabs self in the eye

Oh, wow, I didn't know that's what "walla" was supposed to mean. I just thought it was some strange redneck thing I wasn't familiar with. Huh. Good to know, I suppose.

Ooh, are they still online? I did some searching but wasn't able to find them. :-\ I've only found one outfit that worked for a drag queen. The rest (including the website dedicated to it whose name escapes me) tend to leave the narrow waist, breasts and wide hips that the dresses they modify come with. A bit too female, since I prefer Eddie Izzard to RuPaul. ;)

I don't have them myself, they were mentioned on PMBD, and pictures were posted, and I believe they are rather new.

The dedicated site is Simmergirl.

I always wonder if she has a special hacked version of BodyShop. It annoys the hell out of me that it defaults to females when you Create New Project. I'd like to hope the stupid thing would "remember" that the last few things I made were all for males, and I might want to continue with more of the same.

So, I know the contest is over, but I found these utterly hideous outfits yesterday and thought you should see them anyway. They're all by Parisienne at TSR, who has also made some quite tasteful things. Click the image to go to the download.

This first one would have been disqualified from the contest for being swimwear, but it doesn't seem very family-friendly. Has been up since May 31, 2004.
(http://www.helen-louise.net/Sims2/eek2.jpg) (http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/cmid_618900/sims2/clothing/female/adult/swimwear/71274/)

Now for a teenage ass hanging out of oh-so-short skirt. Apparently categorised as Everyday though several downloaders have complained that it showed up in swimwear. On TSR since Jun 1, 2004.
(http://www.helen-louise.net/Sims2/eek1.jpg) (http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/cmid_618900/sims2/clothing/female/teen/everyday/71384/)

Finally, this... delightful... creation is apparently Formal wear. I think that says it all.
(http://www.helen-louise.net/Sims2/eek3.jpg) (http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/cmid_618900/sims2/clothing/female/adult/formal/71612/)