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Title: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: ZiggyDoodle on 2007 January 09, 18:54:08 Max Flexor's twin daughters recently were gifted two standard poodle puppies. During the morning play with the pups, the school bus and Max's limo arrived. Off they went. Problem is the pups went with them. Fortunately they returned safe and sound after school/work (Max had one; kid had the other).
No such happy ending when the family Servo later played with a pup and I noticed a doggy dish needed filling. Servo went right over and filled the dish - but yikes! The puppy he was carrying was mixed with the dog food and became puppy chow. Pup's icon disappeared from the family lineup as he morphed into kibble while being poured into the bowl! Saved the pup by exiting without saving and while this may make for a good horror flick, I wonder if puppy cannibalism was the programmers' intent. BTW, the Maxis/EA dog genetics truly suck. The pups' parents were standard poodles. One is now a replica of his dad and the other looks like an albino devil dog. Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: Assmitten on 2007 January 09, 19:02:46 SOYLENT KIBBLE! IT'S PUPPIES!
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: Jelenedra on 2007 January 09, 19:06:25 I want pics of albino devil dog.
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: kewian on 2007 January 09, 19:13:24 heh. copy him in cas and make him a MATY dog. ;D
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: ZiggyDoodle on 2007 January 09, 19:15:40 My cyberpups are at home; I'm at the office. Will take some tonight and pop them on my jump drive for delivery to photobucket.
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: BastDawn on 2007 January 09, 20:25:17 Now see if you can make it happen again and film it. Give it a horror soundtrack and put it up on YouTube! ;D
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: Lythdan on 2007 January 09, 22:09:10 That's just freaky. :o I wonder what caused that.
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: cabelle on 2007 January 09, 22:13:42 I'm suddenly reminded of how sim toddlers will eat the pet food when given the chance. I really wish I hadn't remembered that right now. :-X
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: Lythdan on 2007 January 09, 22:26:47 Oh...yuck! Thanks for that. :-X
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: Andygal on 2007 January 10, 00:47:40 ewww eww eww!
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: gethane on 2007 January 10, 01:07:17 no dog can be as ugly as this one.. i haven't bred any pets since
(http://gethanesims.prismbaby.com/content/stories/freakofnature04a.jpg) (http://gethanesims.prismbaby.com/content/stories/freakofnature04b.jpg) Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: MsMaria on 2007 January 10, 01:34:10 Wow. It looks like they just take different breed "parts" and stick them all on one skeleton. Gross. My two Labradors had a puppy that was essentially a tan Dalmation. At first I thought he was dirty, but no, he's tan with little black spots.
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: kutto on 2007 January 10, 01:42:40 I think he's cute! :)
Well, the first picture more than the second one... Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: uaintjak on 2007 January 10, 02:35:53 I think he's cute too. He looks like he gotz personality. He'd be a good looking dog for an old man.
And no dog looks cute when they're in the poop pose. Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: Issy on 2007 January 10, 03:20:07 I think he is kinda cute too. Wouldn't call him ugly at all. Everyone has different views on looks I guess.
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: neriana on 2007 January 10, 03:27:41 I like doofy-looking dogs, and I think that dog is cute, too.
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: Bangelnuts on 2007 January 10, 03:56:46 That dog is so ugly he is cute ;D
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: BeckerCheez on 2007 January 10, 04:13:40 I've heard of Sims taking babies to work but wow! :o
Here's an unfortunate pup of Abbey the adoptable dog and a husky I made in CAP: (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/Chee-Z/snapshot_51b31bc9_9262571c.jpg) Your dog reminds me of this dog's offspring with the other adoptable dog named Cleo. It's cool to see what kind of fur combinations they can do...gotta love Sim genetics. ;) Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: sudaki on 2007 January 10, 05:19:04 These ugly pet stories are making me want to breed ugly pets. My ugly sims need some ugly pets. Do cats turn out as bad? How about if I feed them puppy?
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: Gwill on 2007 January 10, 11:03:21 I had a rather ugly dog who was a mix between a Dalmation and a German Shepherd.
I like ugly dogs though. They cheer me up. Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: bluecatvon on 2007 January 10, 13:30:06 I see nothing wrong with them :o maybe i'm special ::)
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: rohina on 2007 January 10, 17:41:31 I think the ugly dog looks like he stole some other dog's nose and tail.
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: eve_ftw on 2007 January 10, 19:10:11 I've had the same thing happen with the disappearing, only it was my people. I actually saved and re entered the lot and there they were safe and sound. Don't know what causes it, and it's pretty rare, but it's happened to me enough to know it doesn't really effect them at all. I just exit and re enter as soon as it happens
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: idtaminger on 2007 January 10, 21:36:25 And no dog looks cute when they're in the poop pose. My doggie looks cute in the poop pose. Although the cuteness doesn't minimize the stink any. The things we do for our pets... Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: ThyGuy on 2007 January 11, 00:05:48 The only time dogs look cute are when they're on fire!
I wish pets could burn. I always wanted to reinact cartmans cat catching on fire and zipping around. Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: cabelle on 2007 January 11, 01:10:27 How about you go first ThyGuy? Can we smear lamp oil on your head, set you on fire and watch you run around screaming in agony?
As someone who's seen all too often animals subjected to abuse such as you describe I fail to find what you say humorous at all. I find it sick and disturbing. Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: ElfPuddle on 2007 January 11, 01:28:47 The only time dogs look cute are when they're on fire! I wish pets could burn. I always wanted to reinact cartmans cat catching on fire and zipping around. *checks under mask* Sorry, I thought you were miss_bree. You sound like her. cabelle, would you like a drink? I'll buy. Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: MsMaria on 2007 January 11, 01:42:58 I agree with cabelle. That is just sick. Ugh! :(
Elfie, I'll have whatever cabelle's having. Thank you. :) Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: rohina on 2007 January 11, 01:55:42 I'l have a martini, and a flaming brandy to fling on ThatGuy
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: ElfPuddle on 2007 January 11, 01:57:53 Of course, MsMaria. rohina, would you like to upsize that brandy?
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: Marg on 2007 January 11, 02:11:29 The only time dogs look cute are when they're on fire! I wish pets could burn. I always wanted to reinact cartmans cat catching on fire and zipping around. You are one sick puppy. Even if the remark was made in humor it's still disgusting. Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: ElfPuddle on 2007 January 11, 02:31:08 LOL "sick puppy"! LOL
Can we set it on fire? It is sick, after all. Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: MsMaria on 2007 January 11, 02:38:16 *borrows kerosene from Pes and fires up the blowtorch ::)
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: Marg on 2007 January 11, 02:47:36 ;D
It seemed a fitting description. Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: theisz on 2007 January 11, 03:20:49 The only time dogs look cute are when they're on fire! I wish pets could burn. I always wanted to reinact cartmans cat catching on fire and zipping around. Does retardation run in your family or are you just plain moronic? I'm all for lighting you on fire and watching you dance around. *offers up gallons of gasoline to enhance the torching of ThyGuy Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: notveryawesome on 2007 January 11, 04:06:41 I've never had the stuck baby phenomenon, but I've had stuck kittens (three of them now), and only the ones I've adopted by phone. For whatever reason, adopted kittens (I've never adopted puppies) always get stuck to my sims after the pet police drop them off, so now I use other means to acquire my sims' pets.
Oh, and DON'T FEED THE TROLL! Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: rohina on 2007 January 11, 04:14:43 We were toasting it, not feeding it.
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: RainbowTigress on 2007 January 11, 08:37:59 /me sharpens poking stick.
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: Ness on 2007 January 11, 09:47:34 mmm... toasted troll...
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: ZiggyDoodle on 2007 January 11, 13:48:48 Send my devil dog after the troll.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i20/Ziggydoodle/DevilDog.jpg Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: ElfPuddle on 2007 January 11, 15:08:18 ness, don't eat the troll. There aren't enough antibiotics in the world to cure the diseases you could get!
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: Bangelnuts on 2007 January 11, 16:25:49 *Bangelnuts grabs a sharp stick and joins Rainbow Tigress
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: Assmitten on 2007 January 11, 22:29:18 Is this Thy Guy pile-on about...pixels? Because the fact that he says "I wish pets could burn" makes me think he's talking about pixels. Which was responded to by the wish to set the actual Thy Guy on fire.
I thought it was generally considered funny when sims caught on fire. Or are digital pets sacred? Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: Ness on 2007 January 12, 03:53:03 awww! It looked so tasty!
/me puts the troll down and slowly backs away Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: Assmitten on 2007 January 12, 04:30:31 Seriously, that got homicidal fast. And put me in the position of defending ThyGuy, which I never thought would happen. ;)
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: RainbowTigress on 2007 January 12, 11:19:17 If you cook the troll well enough, it should kill the bad bacteria. :D
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: BastDawn on 2007 January 12, 18:05:57 It's really weird to see such extreme protectiveness of sim-pets here. Yesterday I was going through archives on the TSR forums for a guide to pet jobs I saw there months ago and came across a thread bitching about how pets can't be eaten by the cowplant or killed in fires. :P Definitely a "where am I?" kind of moment.
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: Swiftgold on 2007 January 14, 19:50:43 Send my devil dog after the troll. http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i20/Ziggydoodle/DevilDog.jpg Wow, that really is a devil dog! :o Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: Simsbaby on 2007 January 15, 05:27:02 OMG! I need that dog! I don't know for what yet, but it might make a good replacement for Pescado's parrot replacement for the replacement of the replacement. :P
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: Chienne on 2007 January 23, 10:46:45 Servo went right over and filled the dish - but yikes! The puppy he was carrying was mixed with the dog food and became puppy chow. Pup's icon disappeared from the family lineup as he morphed into kibble while being poured into the bowl! *blink* That's ... quite something! Thanks for sharing it with us! Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: J. M. Pescado on 2007 January 24, 19:57:39 Is this Thy Guy pile-on about...pixels? Because the fact that he says "I wish pets could burn" makes me think he's talking about pixels. Which was responded to by the wish to set the actual Thy Guy on fire. Yes, but you know how MATY culture is about animals.I thought it was generally considered funny when sims caught on fire. Or are digital pets sacred? It is funny, yes, but the pets are sacred. Puppies!Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: Li'l Brudder on 2007 January 25, 19:26:21 Wow. I was under the impression that you people thought the protection of pixels was pointless?
Apparently, this institution is secretly run by the BBS. /me hides Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: notveryawesome on 2007 January 25, 19:44:30 Um, I think Pescado was being facetious and poking fun at us in a dry-witted sort of way. But then I could be wrong, since he does seem to like animals, preferring them to humans even (can't say I blame him there).
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: buddha pest on 2007 January 27, 13:47:47 Noo. I think he really does love the cuddle wuddle schmoopy poo-poos.
You can just tell. Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: Bangelnuts on 2007 January 27, 15:54:34 No doubt since he wears his cat as a toupee ;D
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: notveryawesome on 2007 January 27, 16:58:37 Doesn't everyone? ;D <--- shit-eating grin
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: RainbowTigress on 2007 January 27, 20:46:16 Um, I don't. :P
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: rohina on 2007 January 27, 21:00:15 I wear my cat more like a scarf.
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: Bangelnuts on 2007 January 27, 21:08:36 I wear my cat more like a scarf. at least your neck stays warm ;)Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: neriana on 2007 January 27, 21:13:39 My cat is more of a smothering device, since she likes to sleep on my neck and the lower half of my face.
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: Assmitten on 2007 January 27, 21:48:23 I use my cat as a merkin, so no one can see my hoo-hoo when I exit a limo.
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: rohina on 2007 January 27, 22:39:46 Merkin! :D
I bet you looked that up on wikipedia. Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: Assmitten on 2007 January 28, 07:20:21 I did because I have no original thots of my own. :-*
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: witch on 2007 January 28, 11:17:00 I could loan you some thots, found a boxful at the back of the tin shed the other day.
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: Assmitten on 2007 January 28, 13:47:17 That would be ever so helpful, as long as they don't have any creases or holes. I can't bear a creased thought.
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: ElfPuddle on 2007 January 28, 13:52:50 *thanks Assmitten for finding the "ugh" in thought* ;D
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: RainbowTigress on 2007 January 28, 19:31:40 Are "thots" anything like "shots"? :o
Title: Re: Puppy chow: the REAL thing Post by: Assmitten on 2007 January 28, 19:54:55 YOU PEOPLE. "Thots" are like "Thoughts Lite."
If you google up "thots" you get 300k-plus hits. There are lots of light thoughts on the web of the world. |