More Awesome Than You!

Okay, well, no. Not really. I don't think anyone is suprised by this. The very first object with custom animations has been made and (wait for it) it is a sex object. I guess the internet really is for porn.

For anyone interested, here is a link (http://www.sexysims2.com/showthread.php?t=164133). You must be over 18 to see it.

LOL.  Well, I brought up the thread and I read the first part.  I saw the very top of the picture, but I can't scroll down, I'm at work!

So I'm sure it looks very funny, and man oh man, those poor Simmies.  :D

Toooo funny ty!  I can't wait to try it out!

It works really well, too. I laughed my ass off. Got it a few hours ago. Whee!!

Bah..you need to register to see it

Unfortunately yes, as it requires you to be over 18. Your MTS2 username works for this site, no need to register. Make sure you have the adult content box checked in your control panel though.

If you're registered as at least 18 years old at MTS2 you just use the same login.

I love it BTW. But hubby just shook his head...

Which object is it? (at work, can't look) It's not one of those "recycling weird animations" objects things, but actually is NEW animations?

It is a *ehem* "self pleasure" mirror, euphemistically speaking. These are completely new animations, according to the creator. I've certainly never seen these animations in game before >.>

Interesting. I shall have to peek when I get home.

I think y'all crashed the server -- it's not responding anymore. :)

I think the whole MTS2 server is being slow, because I can't get in either.

But if it is made from custom animations, imagine the possibilities... whenever people stop thinking about Sim porn, that is.

The animations are really small, nothing that is over-the-top, jaw droppingly new. I think it will be a very long time before someone makes completely origional, full body animations. And, like Diala said...that's after all the sim porn is created!

People will never stop thinking about Sim porn.

Is it just me, or does the idea of watching one's Sims masturbate seem to finally cross into some really weird category? Like, talk about something you could be doing yourself instead! Voyeurism is one thing, voyeurism regarding masturbation takes it to another level, voyeurism regarding pixels "masturbating"...

actually, it's just the first object with custom animations that don't mess up the game. remember VampCat's working handgun?

Everybody sing!

"The Internet is for porn! The internet is for porn! Grab your *cough* and double click for porn porn porn!"

I totally agree. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely don't care what anyone else does in their own game....but uh, yeah, I see nothing enjoyable or game enhancing about watching pixels "indulge" themselves.
I will concede that I think it's awesome someone figured out how to make new animations, just wish it was for something else. :)

Well, that's...interesting. Pixel porn. Gotta wonder what it looks like if you play with the blur on, like I do.?  :P

It will be nice when it gets to the point where a call object is no longer required for making new anims that work in game. Now that will be the barrier to break.

More porn! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7997646050642417046&q=more+porn+Warcraft)

The first time I heard that song was at Anime Expo last year, someone had made an AMV (anime music video) of that song set to clips from Chobits. It remains my favourite AMV to this day.

I am literally laughing my socks off, here! Thanks for the "music video"! ;D

 :D Goodness. That made my evening. (the video, not the new object)

That song is stuck in my head now ::).

Just to give credit where credit is due, "The Internet is for Porn" is from the Broadway musical 'Avenue Q' (http://www.avenueq.com/) which is a take on what Sesame Street would be for 20somethings. It won a Tony for Best Musical (beating out Wicked) and has an awesome soundtrack that's got more gems than just that particular song. I highly recommend it. :)

And all that pretty much sums up my thoughts as well. 

Well, the mirror is amusing -- I'm not interested in having it in my game, too weird. Especially since my computer is in the livingroom and anyone walking by the window can look in and see what's on the screen.  :P

It would be nice if someone came up with new animations that could be used without embarrassment. I still remember BNJ x LVR's violin for Sims 1.

I remember that one - didn't that violin use the animations of the Hotdate waiter guy who you could get to 'serenade' your date? not new animations as such, but (s)he made them available to playable sims. Although I could be wrong, it amazes me how much of the original sims I've forgotten when I see others mentioning things.

AHH! My virgin eyes!!

No but seriously, that was hilarious. If Pescado knows how to make new animations, maybe we can finally get the "Poke Bluesoup with pin" and "Bluesoup explodes" interation. :P
That is only if they can break the animation barrier even more.

It's a worry isn't it? I don't mind having anatomically correct simmies, or woohoo beds, but this is just weird and pervy. Why do folk want to watch sims wank? Go look at the real thing instead! Bizarre.

it's not so much that I want to get off to watching sims wank, but it's a matter of realism. People wank. And I have one or two sims who're single and/or pervy, and for whom it's in character. And hey, think of all the shy Romance sims!

(actually, someone should make a "have online sex" modded computer that fills the "have woohoo" want, for those Romance sims who're married with a family and need a quick way to have some affairs)

I don't know how to animate at all. I have no skills of an artist. There already is an explode animation. The animation for pin-poking remains somewhat lacking, but I would think poking with pins is much easier...

Bah, what a disappointment this was... I tried it out in my game last night, it's kinda lame.  the male interation (for mine anyways) only lasts a few seconds and it's not even funny.  The girls is slightly more amuzing, but really not even worth having... so much work into it too, what a shame :(

I really wasn't aware masturbation was funny. Or interesting to watch.

Wow, I never thought this would happen...I agree with Pescado! ;D

Heh -- fun maybe, but not funny. :)

It stops shortly after the fun level is maxed.

I think it is hilarious.  :D

Do you really want to watch your Sims to do everything people do? :P

Online sex and actual sex are two entirely different things. I really can't see online woohoo fulfilling an actual woohoo want.

Well, I took a look at the picture on that website.  It was mildly amusing for a minute, then I realized I was watching a Sim masturbate.  Not interesting enough to put anywhere near my game, but it is cool that someone made an custom animation.

I also don't want to see a Sim do laundry, or all sorts of unpleasant nasty RL stuff, but I guess some people do.

I'm sure that's going to open the doors for all sorts of Sim porn (movies, here we come  ::)), which has never really interested me.

What do you mean "call object"? All animations require an object to display, otherwise the sim won't have any ability to perform an action to DO the animation. Animations don't actually require the existence of an object to EXIST, but they would exist in a state of limbo without an object to interact with and USE that animation. The object which triggers the interaction can be cleverly hidden in various ways (see: Macrotastics), but there still has to be some kind of object for there to be an interaction.

Hey, like the song says, the Internet is for porn. Did you know that over 50% of Internet traffic by volume is porn?

Well, what about self-interactions, like rubbing their own belly or whatever?  That's not object-based.


I do now.

The sim is also an object, and many of these interactions actually contain invisible marker and launcher objects that you don't see as "objects" because they're invisible. Socials, for instance, actually spawn an object that the sims interact with. Basically, there's lots of ways to fake it so you don't see an object, but the object is still there. It's like the sound of one hand slapping.

I thought it would be pretty funny when my uptight anal retentive sim was, not funny in real life of course :) well...ok, some of the faces poeple make obviously are, and that's kinda what I was curious about with this.  My sims aren't even anatomically correct, I just wanted to see if they made goofy faces.  I guess I'm weird, oh well, I find my life intersting lol. By the way. the face my guy mad was kinda funny.

It is a clever piece of work but not the sort of thing I would rave about. My personal take is similar to others in that I just wish these talents could be put to something funnier and more interesting. So whilst mutual masturbation, or solitaire, can be both fun and gratifying in RL, I just don't need to see it in my animated people.

Now if someone were to try and animate the curser so you could slap a few sims when they get on your tits... THAT would be funny.

I didn't like the love rug and I didn't like the blow job chair--but the ideas I like, just not the execution. So I'm giving the pole and the mirror -club version a chance cuz I think an x rated club for simmies to go to would be hilarious. Not a steady diet of it, but now and then....

(GOsh JM, if you don't think masturbation is fun to watch you're missing fun.  Watching random folks wouldn't be fun, but it's a simple fun way to spice up a couples sex life.)

What we need is someone to make these custom animations in a way that would be beneficial to all. Like sitting on the couch while the sim is holding a baby. I mean, not very many people are comfortable standing with an infant in their arms. Most people sit down.

That is exactly what I mean Pescado, currently that hasnt happened yet. Right now you still have to use a downloadable object which isnt so cleverly hidden to display the new animations. When it gets to the point where you can import some new animations without a visible object that must be interacted with to call those new anims then and only then will it truly open up new doors for more useful anims that can be widely used by all. Anims that allow sims to interact with their environment or self without the need for a displayed physical object - that is what I am referring to as I am quite aware that all anims use a call but not all calls are visible or something that you have to place in a room for the anim to take place.

Just a side note to anyone who has installed this... I have deleted it but had it for a short while to check it out, but noticed a confilict with the bathroom uses you mod.  Not sure if it was just my configuration or not, I had the mirror in a bedroom next to the bathroom in question and the sims would just stand in the bathroom with a picture of the mirror under the B.U.Y icon.  I tried to cancel out the action but they just kept going back to it. Tried to move the mirror around but nothing worked, so it either has to be out of range of it or don't use it.  Once I deleted the mirror it worked fine again.  I don't know why the B.U.Y. would count the mirror but it did...weird.

Bathroom Uses You does not allow for any loitering in the bathroom, and it includes even regular use of a regular mirror like gaining charisma with Skillinator.

So I'm sure that masturbation in front of a mirror counts as loitering.  ;)

yeah that's what I thought, but they do just stand in the bathroom, even when someone else comes in, can't get them to move at all or take on any other action unless you move the mirror out of range. I tried all sorts of stuff, I don't use mirrors much in my batrooms, mostly in my bedrooms, so I don't know honestly if this is a common problem with other mirrors, but I've never had this problem before and never noticed any mirrors being used with it before. 
Don't know if I explained it clearly, but the mirror was on the other side of the wall in the bedroom, but within range.

Just to clarify further as I think you were reading me wrong, they weren't using the mirror, the action to use it was stuck on their queue, they weren't even in the same room with it, they were in the bathroom next to the room it was in, and what they really needed to do was use the bathroom, but for some reason the mirror was popping up instead of the toilet, and they wouldn't go to use it, just stood in the bathroom stuck not doing anything.

I agree. Some more dance animations would be nice too. There are so many non-porn animations crying out to be made.

The only semi-pr0n animation I'd be happy with is one where someone brought back the stripper cake.

Actually, that has already happened. It's just a question of implementation. I could do it, but I have no new animations to display. If I had a new animation, I could make it without a visible object easily. The various "movie maker" type things can already play random animations. All that we need is a new animation.

But the Internet is for porn!