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Title: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *UPDATED 20.4.06* Post by: SciBirg on 2006 April 05, 23:17:52 I'm baack!
Finally felt like simming again and what happens? A creep is born... (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/scibirg/Avatars/Screenshot.jpg) His parents are very pretty but I guess the mix was wrong. I will try to post a better pic tomorrow, but anyway, he has eyes like pinpoints and a very angular face. *tired...* Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! Post by: Simsbaby on 2006 April 06, 02:53:30 Camera man mode is your friend. ;)
Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! Post by: SciBirg on 2006 April 06, 06:09:43 Remind me how I turn that on again.
I pressed TAB and tried to zoom in more but somehow it didn't work... Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! Post by: Mike on 2006 April 06, 06:52:12 *squints* Oh yeah! He is ugly.............................? *wonders if anyone can see it.
Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! Post by: Marg on 2006 April 06, 06:52:33 In game camera
Press tab it gets rid of all the buttons to make a clean picture press Q to go lower press E to go higher press Z to zoom in press X to zoom out Arrows can control where you are going, and if you move the mouse the right way, you can change the angle you are looking at. to snap a picture - press C Press Tab again to get back into the game Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! Post by: eaglezero on 2006 April 06, 07:06:29 This post cracked me up. I can't make out that kid's features at all!
Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! Post by: MsMaria on 2006 April 06, 07:46:58 Lol, I can't either. I've checked in several times over the course of the day, hoping for an update, but no luck; just a speck on the horizon. :D
Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! Post by: SciBirg on 2006 April 08, 20:50:22 ;D It was WAY past midnight that night...
Let me try again *starts game* That better? Just refresh the page to see the poor kid in the first post. Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! Post by: Pegasys on 2006 April 08, 21:07:06 I can see it now. That kid is damn ugly. Damn ugly.
Congrats! ;D Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! Post by: SciBirg on 2006 April 08, 21:08:59 I can see it now. That kid is damn ugly. Damn ugly. Congrats! ;D :D Thank you! I was very surprised. I hope he grows better looking. Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: Lythdan on 2006 April 09, 06:45:51 :o You should drown things like that! Or at least give them plastic surgery. :)
Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: eaglezero on 2006 April 09, 07:58:55 Oh snap. Now that I can see the pic I can see that IS the ugliest simchild ever. I want to see pics of him as a kid and teen and so on!
Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: Kyna on 2006 April 09, 08:08:23 For some reason that pic makes me think of a marionette. I don't know why, perhaps I saw a marionette show once with a puppet that looked like your sim.
Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: C.S. on 2006 April 09, 09:07:53 *gags several times* :P
Poor kid... but lucky for him he's a sim, and won't have trouble finding a mate. Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: SciBirg on 2006 April 09, 10:09:42 Oh snap. Now that I can see the pic I can see that IS the ugliest simchild ever. I want to see pics of him as a kid and teen and so on! I promise to post follow-up pics of him. And it fits actually that he is ugly. See, he is a rich heir in an evil Victorian family that runs an orphanage, so this is going to turn into an interesting story... :o Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: Ellatrue on 2006 April 10, 01:55:51 HOLY MOTHER! The poor child seems to be the victim of a terrible, terrible accident.
Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: BlueSoup on 2006 April 10, 03:52:27 Oh, he is unfortunate looking.
Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every damn branch on the way down, it looks like. Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: Mike on 2006 April 10, 03:54:43 Holy Crap! He IS ugly. He is uglier than ugly. He's friggin pug fugly.
Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: Jysudo on 2006 April 12, 11:02:23 This creature doesn't even qualify to be called a "sim".
Does it even have eyes? It's hideous. I think it should be deleted and forgottened. Giving it to the social worker is too merciful. Sorry for being harsh and the above only applies in SL (sim life). If its real life, I think I will open my wallet and donate a few bucks towards his future plastic surgery fund so that he might have a better life... Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: Andygal on 2006 April 12, 12:27:24 aaaah MY EYES!
*gouges eyes out with a red hot poker* Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: Fat D on 2006 April 12, 14:54:52 i think it looks nice.
Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: J. M. Pescado on 2006 April 12, 15:20:24 Does he grow out of it? Some toddlers have malformed features because disparate features are squashed onto a head and face too small to contain it, then constrained from fully expressing themselves.
Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: Emma on 2006 April 12, 17:51:41 Just don't let Brittany Upsnott (from the Tri-Var greek house) breed. Her kids are the ugliest ever. I had her have a very large family with Komei Tellerman on a previous version of my game. I wish I'd kept the pictures because they were hilarious! No cheeks and a terribly pointed chin!
Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: The~Simmer on 2006 April 12, 19:11:04 Well, there is one thing about this poor simmy he seems happily oblivious to the fact that he is so fricken ugly. Right now I have a little alien toddler girl in my game that has had the "hit every branch in the ugly tree" syndrome, I'm deciding whether or not to keep her or to just kill her when she grows up she is that damn ugly.
Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: porkypine on 2006 April 12, 19:50:45 I think the InSimenator will allow you to do a face lift for the kid. Facelift basically gets you into build-a-sim screen so you can rearrange the kids face.
Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: Pegasys on 2006 April 12, 23:30:19 Just don't let Brittany Upsnott (from the Tri-Var greek house) breed. Her kids are the ugliest ever. I had her have a very large family with Komei Tellerman on a previous version of my game. I wish I'd kept the pictures because they were hilarious! No cheeks and a terribly pointed chin! Brittany will be having a baby soon. If the child qualifies, I will submit an entry to the Ugliest Toddler contest, although I think Scibirg's specimen holds the title. Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: themaltesebippy on 2006 April 13, 01:20:53 KILL IT!!
Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: skandelouslala on 2006 April 13, 02:32:21 Wow that is pretty hideous. And I thought my poor little what's his face was the ugliest child I had yet to see.
Sometimes they grow up to be...somewhat normal looking. At least tolerable. Just pair them off with a sim with the exact opposite features and over time normal sims will ensue. I once took part in a "breed the ugly out" challenge. I made the most hideous looking sim I could and it was only about 3 generations before I started generating normal looking sims again. Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: uaintjak on 2006 April 13, 03:04:05 Well, there is one thing about this poor simmy he seems happily oblivious to the fact that he is so fricken ugly. Right now I have a little alien toddler girl in my game that has had the "hit every branch in the ugly tree" syndrome, I'm deciding whether or not to keep her or to just kill her when she grows up she is that damn ugly. Or you could breed Ugly Alien Girl with Hideous Malformed Boy. Even the fugly need love. Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: C.S. on 2006 April 13, 03:56:53 LMAO!!! :D
Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: MissDoh on 2006 April 13, 05:31:20 Wooo heee! Weird face indeed but I am pretty sure when it will become a teen it will be back to normal and at adult stage you won't remember this at all....
You could take a peak by using the agesimscheat on to see. Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: LynnMar on 2006 April 13, 10:37:10 wow!!! that is one ugly baby. I thought I had some freaks in my game but yours tops mine way more. ;D
Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: RainbowTigress on 2006 April 13, 12:28:32 I tested a cross between Ashley and Brittney to see what their kids would look like, and you're right, Brittney does not breed well. She ended up having a horrible accident, and Heather gave Ashley a son. She also had a boy with Castor and Don Lothario's son. She is actually married to Don Jr, but she has good genes. Castor loves Allegra and married her, but Heather's genes are too good to waste. I peeked to see what Castor and Heather's son will look like when he grows up, and he is gorgeous. So is Heather and Ashley's. I haven't checked out Heather and Don Jr's yet, but I'm sure it won't be bad because Don Jr. looks just like his daddy, and Heather hasn't had any ugly babies yet.
Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: C.S. on 2006 April 13, 14:21:00 Aww crap! I've paired up Brittany to Kevin Beare, imagine the kind of kids they'll have :o. I'm giving them plastic surgery pronto. :P
Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: Emma on 2006 April 13, 14:28:42 It really pains me to say it, but some of the best looking kids at all life stages were from my CAS sim (not a self sim though ;) ) and Goopy! My cas sim was the first face template tweaked slightly, and you all know what Goopy looks like :P Goopy even had an alien baby girl that was absolutley adorable. Again, this was a long time ago, with just the base game.
Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: Pegasys on 2006 April 13, 16:12:59 I tested a cross between Ashley and Brittney to see what their kids would look like, and you're right, Brittney does not breed well. She ended up having a horrible accident, and Heather gave Ashley a son. She also had a boy with Castor and Don Lothario's son. She is actually married to Don Jr, but she has good genes. Castor loves Allegra and married her, but Heather's genes are too good to waste. I peeked to see what Castor and Heather's son will look like when he grows up, and he is gorgeous. So is Heather and Ashley's. I haven't checked out Heather and Don Jr's yet, but I'm sure it won't be bad because Don Jr. looks just like his daddy, and Heather hasn't had any ugly babies yet. Heather is gorgeous but she is so.... "blonde" in my game. :P In Uni her needs were always dropping to the bottom and I finally had to drop her out because she was the first college student that actually went on probation - and I was actually trying to help her not just completely ignoring her. She's pregnant now with her first baby and despite her ditziness I'm glad to get some more blonde genes in my game - my only other born-in-game blonde kid is quite fugly and I won't let him breed. Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: Jysudo on 2006 April 13, 17:05:02 It really pains me to say it, but some of the best looking kids at all life stages were from my CAS sim (not a self sim though ;) ) and Goopy! My cas sim was the first face template tweaked slightly, and you all know what Goopy looks like :P Goopy even had an alien baby girl that was absolutley adorable. Again, this was a long time ago, with just the base game. GOOPY!!!!!!!!!! Any pictures? The skeptic in me DEMANDS pictures before believing the above claim ;) Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: Emma on 2006 April 13, 17:37:46 Haha I know Jysudo ;D I might try and recreate the sim I made then get her together with Goopy. The kids really were lovely, and they had 1 grandchild who was the cutest thing ever. Then I got Uni and uninstalled-reinstalled :(
Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: Jysudo on 2006 April 13, 17:59:48 I never let townies bred much...they are ugly...and Goopy has that nose.
You mean the kids don't have that nose? :o Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: sadiebutterfly on 2006 April 13, 18:03:10 That is such an ugly baby it makes my sister's creations look semi-normal, and she's on her third generation of breeding ugs. Some of them are so scary-looking she refuses to play them, but once they get to teen they start looking human. Pig-ugly human, naturally, but still human.
Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: Emma on 2006 April 13, 18:38:08 I never let townies bred much...they are ugly...and Goopy has that nose. You mean the kids don't have that nose? :o The only one that did was the oldest daughter, and she still looked really good :D They ended up having about 12 kids, and she was the only one that inherited the 'Goopy' nose. Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: Nivaya on 2006 April 13, 21:06:00 Holy hell. Burn it. BURN IT NOW. It's going to destroy them all. THEM.
Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *UPDATE 20.04.06* Post by: SciBirg on 2006 April 20, 06:26:01 I would never harm a sim, even a sim as ugly as Mort here.
He is now a child and his features have improved (slightly): (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/scibirg/Avatars/756115af.jpg) Here's hoping teendom will continue improving his looks! Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *UPDATED 20.4.06* Post by: J. M. Pescado on 2006 April 20, 06:33:22 Toddlers often have malformed features, particularly if they have a number of strong facial traits, since their heads are not big enough to express or contain them. Once they get older, they start looking more normal. The game is optimized for adult faces.
Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *UPDATED 20.4.06* Post by: SciBirg on 2006 April 20, 06:41:13 Toddlers often have malformed features, particularly if they have a number of strong facial traits, since their heads are not big enough to express or contain them. Once they get older, they start looking more normal. The game is optimized for adult faces. I doubt he will win any beauty contests even as an adult but he should at least become less of an eyesore. Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *UPDATED 20.4.06* Post by: Jysudo on 2006 April 20, 07:37:22 You can use the agesims cheat and see if he look decent as a teen/adult.
Can you post a bigger picture? I squinted and still cannot make much out of that picture. Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *UPDATED 20.4.06* Post by: J. M. Pescado on 2006 April 20, 08:01:55 I doubt he will win any beauty contests even as an adult but he should at least become less of an eyesore. He looks normal to me in that picture.Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *UPDATED 20.4.06* Post by: Unnicknamed on 2006 April 20, 08:49:57 He's cute, he doesn't deserve to die. Shame on you people for advice SciBirg to kill him. SHAME ON YOU.
Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *UPDATED 20.4.06* Post by: resin on 2006 April 20, 19:08:12 Speaking of ugly...
http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2006/03/oscar_fug_parti_1.html Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *UPDATED 20.4.06* Post by: SciBirg on 2006 April 21, 09:41:13 I doubt he will win any beauty contests even as an adult but he should at least become less of an eyesore. He looks normal to me in that picture.His eyes are bigger now but still way smaller than a normal "human bean". Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *UPDATED 20.4.06* Post by: Kristalrose on 2006 April 22, 15:46:57 My sim-self and sim hubby kept having ugly little boys with jowls like a bulldog and teeth that stuck out through their gums!!! They were hideous!!! I can't find any pictures of the, wish now I had taken some. LOL I just sent them to the plastic surgery machine ASAP!
But, then again, all 4 boys are now adults and breeding. LOL Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *UPDATED 20.4.06* Post by: SciBirg on 2006 April 22, 16:16:33 My sim-self and sim hubby kept having ugly little boys with jowls like a bulldog and teeth that stuck out through their gums!!! They were hideous!!! I can't find any pictures of the, wish now I had taken some. LOL I just sent them to the plastic surgery machine ASAP! But, then again, all 4 boys are now adults and breeding. LOL Are their offspring just as ugly as they were? Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *UPDATED 20.4.06* Post by: Jysudo on 2006 April 22, 18:28:49 I doubt he will win any beauty contests even as an adult but he should at least become less of an eyesore. He looks normal to me in that picture.His eyes are bigger now but still way smaller than a normal "human bean". Well, post a picture of him as an adult too. I am curious if he becomes more normal looking. Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *UPDATED 20.4.06* Post by: Kristalrose on 2006 April 23, 16:33:57 My sim-self and sim hubby kept having ugly little boys with jowls like a bulldog and teeth that stuck out through their gums!!! They were hideous!!! I can't find any pictures of the, wish now I had taken some. LOL I just sent them to the plastic surgery machine ASAP! But, then again, all 4 boys are now adults and breeding. LOL Are their offspring just as ugly as they were? So far we have three little girls and one boy, and all of them look normal. So far, so good. :) Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *UPDATED 20.4.06* Post by: BeckerCheez on 2006 April 24, 02:20:40 This kid I have isn't too ugly, but unfortunately when he aged to teenager, he showed the Vidcund Curious chin. :-[
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/Chee-Z/snapshot_f0e52d43_112c0a60.jpg) (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/Chee-Z/snapshot_51316be8_f1554715.jpg) (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/Chee-Z/snapshot_51316be8_5157b012.jpg) The mother is pretty imo, so at least Enoch received some nice genes. :P Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *UPDATED 20.4.06* Post by: idtaminger on 2006 April 24, 02:36:56 The haircut and glasses aren't helping him any. Methinks he needs a makeover.
Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *UPDATED 20.4.06* Post by: Ancient Sim on 2006 April 24, 02:50:14 Just don't let Brittany Upsnott (from the Tri-Var greek house) breed. Her kids are the ugliest ever. In my original Pleasantview, Brittany had a son to Castor Nova and he's gorgeous. Definitely one of my better-looking Sims. I tried testing the offspring of Castor & Heather in CAS when someone said they made gorgeous kids, but I didn't find them particularly attractive. Maybe I have strange tastes! Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *UPDATED 20.4.06* Post by: BeckerCheez on 2006 April 25, 02:53:09 The haircut and glasses aren't helping him any. Methinks he needs a makeover. Yeah he's going to get a makeover by the time he gets himself to college. He looks ridiculous at the moment! :D Title: Re: My ugliest in-game born child EVER! *Now with discernible features!* Post by: Lady Moiraine on 2006 May 06, 09:10:45 I peeked to see what Castor and Heather's son will look like when he grows up, and he is gorgeous. I always use Castor for having kids. Even though he's usually a romance sim in my games, I still have him pair up with my most played sim, Freak, they always have pretty kids. lol They always look like Freak but I keep trying to see if any of them have Castor's features, so far, in several games no matter who I pair Freak up with, all his kids look like him, must be his custom skin and eyes. ;)This is the last 3 of their kids in the current game I'm playing: Castor and his daughters--the teen pic then their Uni pic--(click on the pic for the larger view) and the last 3 are their son, again looking like Freak. (http://www.halloftorque.com/albums/album114/fsscr117.thumb.jpg) (http://www.halloftorque.com/albums/album114/fsscr117.jpg) (http://www.halloftorque.com/albums/album114/fsscr137.thumb.jpg) (http://www.halloftorque.com/albums/album114/fsscr137.jpg) (http://www.halloftorque.com/albums/album114/fsscr187.thumb.jpg) (http://www.halloftorque.com/albums/album114/fsscr187.jpg) (http://www.halloftorque.com/albums/album114/fsscr205.thumb.jpg) (http://www.halloftorque.com/albums/album114/fsscr205.jpg) (http://www.halloftorque.com/albums/album114/fsscr022.thumb.jpg) (http://www.halloftorque.com/albums/album114/fsscr022.jpg) (http://www.halloftorque.com/albums/album114/fsscr059.thumb.jpg) (http://www.halloftorque.com/albums/album114/fsscr059.jpg) And this is Freak with their son (http://www.halloftorque.com/albums/album114/fsscr808a.thumb.jpg) (http://www.halloftorque.com/albums/album114/fsscr808a.jpg) As long as I've been playing Castor, I can say I haven't had any ugly kids from him. He's the only Maxis sim that I allow have children, any others are all my own CAS creations, there's enough ugly sims in the game, I don't need to be adding more to them. (http://www.halloftorque.com/albums/album66/509_G.gif) |