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TS2: Burnination => The Podium => Topic started by: Oddysey on 2005 August 04, 01:17:09



Title: Is JMPescado an android?
Post by: Oddysey on 2005 August 04, 01:17:09
He doesn't seem to actually sleep, plays his game almost mechanically, and knows far too much about how the game works. He's obviously some sort of mad scientist's plot for world domination gone awry. It would explain the bunker.


Title: Re: Is JMPescado an android?
Post by: J. M. Pescado on 2005 August 04, 01:40:13
You're just jealous you'll never be as awesome as I am.


Title: Re: Is JMPescado an android?
Post by: Oddysey on 2005 August 04, 01:41:59
Well, obviously, if you're an android. Robots, androids, are awesome.


Title: Re: Is JMPescado an android?
Post by: Sandilou on 2005 August 04, 02:06:44
Android?  No.  Vampire? Yes.  He admits to not having seen daylight in years.


Title: Re: Is JMPescado an android?
Post by: fff on 2005 August 04, 02:16:33
Wasn't there a thread about JMP being an alien?

Make up your mind, people!!

Anyway, I think such ineffable Awesomeness quite clearly transcends labels. JMP just Is.


Title: Re: Is JMPescado an android?
Post by: Oddysey on 2005 August 04, 02:19:21
The alien thing was a hack that had him as a Pollination Technician.

I don't think that JMP is an alien. He seems just a tad too normal for that.


Title: Re: Is JMPescado an android?
Post by: veilchen on 2005 August 04, 02:25:14
The alien thing was a hack that had him as a Pollination Technician.

I don't think that JMP is an alien. He seems just a tad too normal for that.

I have that, I even downloaded the picture. It still cracks me up... a JM descendant among all those aliens. And still he dominates :D

G.


Title: Re: Is JMPescado an android?
Post by: witch on 2005 August 04, 05:35:29
He doesn't seem to actually sleep, plays his game almost mechanically, and knows far too much about how the game works. He's obviously some sort of mad scientist's plot for world domination gone awry. It would explain the bunker.
Nah, I'm convinced JM's an experimental AI created by the EA competition.


Title: Re: Is JMPescado an android?
Post by: schmoopee on 2005 August 04, 06:08:23
I thought JM was a man.

Or wait - he was a dragon-man.

Maybe just a dragon.

But he was still JAYYY EMMMM!!

And Pescado comes in the NIIIIGHT!

I think *I* need sleep.


Title: Re: Is JMPescado an android?
Post by: fff on 2005 August 04, 06:16:54
Sleep is for wusses, haven't you heard?!

Is that like those stupid articles they have in crappy magazines like Cosmo 'Brown is the new Black', 'Slutty Bimbo is the new Britney', "Sleep is For Wusses" etc. etc.

Maybe not.