More Awesome Than You!

Time for another More Awful Than You, I reckons. This time round we're going for clothing. Now, I could ease us into it with a mediocre offering to start off, but this latest offering from Prada Sims (http://mysims3blog.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/pradasims-summer-collection-2012-for.html) is just too good to miss.

(http://i.imgur.com/kPHMc.jpg)

I urge you to click the link, because honestly, the preview images are a cornucopia of EWW. Bonus points for dynamic presentation of otherwise mundanely rubbish clothing. I'm guessing the random nekkid ladies are there to distract us from the craptastic outfit, but ole Melty Legs ain't fooling no one.

Actually, scrap that, I am awarding triple bonus points for freaky boob/bum kaleidoscope.

WRY ARE THE LADIES NUDE? Were there not enough saggy pants to go around?

See, I think there's a backstory to this. Our hero of the piece has sacrificed himself by donning the leg-melting trousers, thus saving the pretty ladies. See how he's pushing the swooning women back, out of harm's way? The torment is clear in both his eyes and the disorientating background, which is a jarring projection of his suffering and turmoil.

(http://i41.tinypic.com/ae3xnr.jpg)

Sekrit furry tail?

The one that is trying to look like a muscle T looks more like somebody going to a game that tried to put body paint on and ran out halfway through.

Having these guys surrounded by nekkid women does make a kind of sense since they look like drag queens. The guys have more makeup on than the women and are posing more femininely.

I think the naked women are supposed to be semi realistic dolls like in dept stores. See how they have nipples but no pubic hair or discernible labia. I never understood harem pants at all. Are they to help steal cured hams from the grocery shop? A secondary carry pouch for children? A backup plan for those suffering from incontinence? *cough*Inj*cough*

Ah so now I have finally found a real use for this clothing. I can place it on all my nannies and imagine there are, ahem, fluid storage jugs inside.

If the melty pants were for TS2, they'd be great for Miss Mean in Awesomeland.

Because what this thread really needs is boring Awesomeland discussion. THANKS JEEBUS.

An Audience with Billy Connolly - Incontinence Pants (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGNMeR-BOis)

The second I saw this... my eye twitched.

I assume it's his shoe, if you notice he's kneeling, doesn't excuse for it being so horrid.

Actually, if you look at the original, it's the hair of the woman behind him - which leads to a whole different set of questions and eww.

Clearly it's a head deposited solidly in the model's rectum. My guess is that the owner of said cranium is none other than the creator of this crime against good taste.

I'm trying to figure out to what event or occasion would any sim wear this outfit? What calls for a cleavage-revealing t-shirt combined with saggy, "Hammer-Time," melty-leg, pajama pants and untied work boots?

I suppose you could use it as a visual warning to remind you that "this sim is a dork, other sims are not to romance him" when you're playing other households.  Or as a "must get around to killing this sim one day" reminder.

Which brings us firmly round to the old requests for new traits - I want 'unhumpable' for some of my Sims. If we could link the trait to the wearing of those clothes it'd be perfect.

You answered your own question: Hammer Time!

Or "That is what was available for free at the shelter in the donation box".

Anybody looked at the female summer collection by Prada Sims? The clothing doesn't involve melty legs but it would appear the creators are not gender biased when it comes to naked models in the background.
Why is this neccessary?

To prove the outfit is SEXY! Given the example shown in this thread, how else would you know?