More Awesome Than You!

Ladies and Gents, I present to you the sweetest revenge ever:


(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y62/Brynne14/jmkickedcrop.jpg)

ROFLMAO!   ;D

Wow, Blue, I've said this before, but you are truly awesome.  :P

omg....my sides hurt....

I wonder if it hurt..

Unfortunately, BlueSoup was subsequently deposed and exiled to a small island in the Mediterranean.

Now, that was funny. ;D

You know, you just can't do things in front of me unless you're willing to take the chance it will be photographed...

It was a test. 

*polishes halo*

Yeah, this was only a test.
We, in cooperation with members of your federal, state, and local authorities have devised this test so that in the event of a real overthrowing, you will know to run screaming from the room.

*hands halo back to Blue*

You really ought to duct tape this thing to your head.

 :P

I'm loving that you posted this, btw.  You the best!

Oh, no. You are!  ;)

You might want to get some kind of reinforcement for that halo, blue.  It's on crooked. *giggle*

I'm telling you, duct tape is the way to go, there. It ain't just for kidnappings, ya know...

*BUMP*

Ha ha! Yes, this thread deserves much attention.

LMAO......how did that happen?? And does it have anything to do with the newsbox saying BIPPY?  ;D

nope. Bippy is the MalteseBippy, who has nothing to do with this.

Bippy probably has to change something on the front page.

And it happened when the chat kicked everyone out, and I was the first one back in, so I was Ops (moderator), and I swear, the kicking was an accident.

"Damn it, why won't this halo stay on?"

How embarassing for Pescado!!  :-[ LOL
I'll bet it felt great to be 'queen for a day' didn't it Bluesoup??  ;)

wow

Better quality duct tape is obviously needed.

Gah. Why does the cool stuff always happen while I'm elsewhere?

Bravo, BlueSoup. And how's the Meditteranean island? I imagine it's quite nice this time of year.

Hey, what'cha change the name for? I liked it... I was just playing (if that's why...)

(Sometimes I get the idea I might think of something funny, but I do remember I've been informed that I have no sense of humor, so I'm not really surprised or hurt when it's just me that's amused ;)

All hail Queen BlueSoup!!!  Long live the Queen!!!  LOL

Quick thinking there, BlueSoup!

*BUMP*

Well, all night the chat topic has been, "BLUESOUP HAS A FAT HEAD!"

 ::)

its because youre special  ;)

Way to go blue. You may not have a fat head but your got some big kahunas.

Okay, Myth isn't here to do it, so I will.

*BUMP*

*bumpy Bumpy*

Ah- hahahahaahah... *falls out of chair*....

(well not really, but it is funny).
How does it feel to be Queen, BlueSoup?

It was great (and a little terrifying  ;)) for the whole 5 minutes it lasted.  Then I was kicked and the balance was shifted.

My exiling to a small island in the Meditteranean is quite pleasant, actually.  A little vacation for my fat head.

wow... for a whole 5 minutes?
so do you have that island to yourself or do you have a bunch of cuties to wait on you hand and foot?
I mean even the most despised despot gets to be waited on...

All Hail Blue!  It's good to be the Queen!   ;)

Well....come to think of it....I have been kept very satisfied since my arrival.

Of course, I am pretty sure this is not what Pescado meant by "deposed and exiled to a small island in the Meditteranean"  ;)

*bows to the Awesome Blue

I like it...Your Highness, The Most Awesome BlueSoup.

I have a feeling all this is going to give me a fat head.

Yeah, I was afraid of that...

Well, apparently it can't get any fatter.  ::) I think you're all safe, no worries of an a'splosion over here.  ;D

You're my heroine, Blue!

And JM, as Boris (not THAT Boris) once said, "Better luck next time...slughead!"

I've been meaning to take a vacation...
I'll be there tomorrow.

Hey Blue, can I drop by too? I'll bring the tequila.

Party Party Party, y'all!

Sounds like fun...tequila, pretty boys to do my bidding and people to laugh with.

I'm so there!

hmmm

I remember in grade 5,  I has an uber crush on Judy

I called her names & threw sticks at her   :P

ahhh...young love   :D

sounds a lot like what JM is doing  ;)

See, Zoltan, that rough stuff is what JM considers a part of sex, like hair pulling and arm punching.  See the other Blue thread. ;)

Does any of this sound as disturbing to you as it does to me?  :o

*runs away scared*

Yes.

You're forgetting that I abuse everyone.

 ??? Is that kinda like when cats get 'playful'? 

cause they sure hiss & spit & snarl & make such a God-awful racket


 :D

Yeah they do, and the male cat bites the female on the back of her neck as he "mounts" her.  We used to have 'em around where we used to live.  She had kittens everytime she went into heat, by different fathers.

So glad I'm not a cat.  ;)

Huh.  'Cause there's this one guy who sits next to me in math who greets people by playfully smashing them in the shoulder with his fist.  Does this mean he's having sex with everyone? ???

Thanks LK, that just cracked me up.  Good thing I wasn't drinking anything at the time. ;)

God help us. We're all being flirted with.

'nother round of tequila shots, guys?

I prefer punching people in the stomach, myself. And kicking them.

God help me, if JM is flirting with me, I need ALL the tequila in the room!

females....the horror..the horror!!! :o

Ewww... Old man and sex...SO not a good image.  :-X

No offense to Pescado...  :P

Count me in!

I don't even understand normal flirting. Am I ever in trouble . . .
 
*starts looking for more tequila. and vodka*

I think I'm a few ahead of you. Mind if I mx 'em into margueritaas this round? Don't worry, I mix my drinks strong. You have to know they are mixed to know they are mixed.

Kitiara, you make me laugh.  I hope you're having a good night, girl.  ;D

Margueritas sound good, I'll join you and catch up.  ;)

Soldier killers, as my friend calls them. I like mine with just a touch of mixer. For color. Otherwise, I'm happy drinking straight tequila with one of Odyssey's vodka chasers.

Oh, don't get me wrong...my first love is tequila shots with lime and salt.  And I think even that may be more about the ritual than having that bit of chaser.

Oh, please don't misinterpret. I loooove t'kill'ya. Really good stuff. Had enough of the straight stuff for tonight though. You guys? Go ahead. Drink your choice. But, if I plan to satay awake much longer I need to start diluting just a little bit.


For anyone that thinks it is weird that I am this drunk on a Tues. night, My days off this week are Wed. and Thur. so for me this is like a weekend. Also I don't give a shit. When I feel like drinkin' I drink. Just take whichever explanation makes ya' happy and ignore the other one.

Cheers!

Well I'm happy with the "I don't give a shit. When I feel like drinkin', I drink" explanation myself  ;D

Alrighty. By the way, aussieone, is your glass empty? Need a refill? Wait  -  age please?




Okay, tequila for all! (provided you are beyond your teen years at he least)

Drink up!

Heh, I'm way beyond the legal drinking age...

Fill 'er up Kitiara

Cheers  :)

Ever tried a Lemon Drop? yum

*Pricks ears up* What's that?

Umm...yeah, if it's got hard alcohol in it, you can be pretty sure that I'll like it.  Except sambuca.  That shite is nasty!

My drink of choice.  Which version are you?  a) Straight shot with a lemon slice and a packet of sugar, or b) shot with crushed ice and lemon already in it?  (I prefer A)

Never tried B. I like A. B could work too though.
Where did that bottle go? I know it was right here a minute ago...
*shrugs*
I'll just open another one. Who needs a refill?

Aw darn it there y'all go drinking tequila and whatnot and here I find myself expecting again and can't participate!  <pouts>

C

I could make you a nice non-alcoholic cocktail, which i convinced my sister for 2 years they had alcohol in..

Fae - congratulations.  ;D

Cristalfiona - Hehe, did she act drunk or anything?  Someone told me this story of an obnoxious girl they knew who waas just dumb whenever she drank alcohol, and so they gave her virgin drinks and after about 2 of them, she was acting pissed and being an idiot.  :D

No, she was always really surprised, because she felt quite sober after drinking about 3 jugs of my cocktails, even after she "saw" me put the alcohol in. I only told her because she thought her drinks were getting spiked when she went out clubbing.

Congratulations, Fae!

Oh, I prefer the shots (a) but will sometimes have 'em mixed (b) instead if I wanna be a bit more in control of my intake, kwim :)

Congratulations on the little one!  When's the young'un due to arrive?

I actually quite like virgin drinks as well, so if you don't wanna drink alone, I'll join you :)

Back when I was in college (before I found my own brand of idiocy and dropped out to get married and start a family) I did an experiment for a sociology paper. I had the same people over to my place every night for 3 weeks.
Every night for one week I fed them drinks on a schedule and recorded their behavior.
For one week I made weak drinks and told them they were strong, and recorded their behavior.
For one week I made strong drinks and told them they were mild and recorded they behavior.
In the end the basic conclusion came down to the fact that people are as drunk as they think they should be. Yes, alcohol content plays a part, but belief in the alcohol content appears to have more effect.
Since then I have read somewhere that intoxication is 70% mental (I wish I could remember where). Whatever. I'll just continue to enjoy that other 30%.

Kitiara - I bought some more limes tonight - I got the tequila!  ;D

Woo Hoo! Alright Blue (I was out). Pass it around. I have wine for anyone not into the good stuff.

Does this look 70% mental to you?  Yes, that is alcohol being poured directly into my mouth.

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y62/Brynne14/personal%20pics/AU1.jpg)


How about this? I'm the one in the middle being held up...and sober hair didn't look like that, even in 1989.

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I too found my own brand of idiocy in college. It was called "academic probation" because of excess partying.  After which I took the "easy way out" and dropped out to get married. LOL

Brynne

Were you guys having a 'wear your lingerie party' or was that popular party attire in '89? I can't remember myself....it was a while ago!!  :D

It was a theme room for a house party. All little sisters to the fraternity were in charge of the "orgasm room".
Of course, this was also back when Madonna wore underwear outside of her clothes...so yeah. We were stylin' too.

Ah of course...the Madonna look of way back then....memories  :)

and the "orgasm room"...dare I ask what that was all about? Or is that just a little too obvious?? LOL

We served screaming orgasms and wore lingerie, lol.

I didn't have lingerie parties in college. By '92 the underwear as outerwear thing was no longer stylin'. By the way, you were cute.


I have had alcohol poured directly in my mouth. Mostly with apple pie shooters, but not always.

Apple Pie Shooters
Drinker lies back, and does not swallow until told to
pourer pours 1/4 shot of apple juice
                   1 shot of vodka
                   1/4 shot of apple juice
                  small pinch of cinnamon
into drinkers mouth
drinker swallows and immediately takes bite of whipped cream that pourer has ready

tastes just like apple pie
hours later you wonder how in the hell you got drunk off of pie

Must be the shot of vodka. ;)

Nothing like a pie hangover, eh?

Less painful than the tequila ones, but not nearly as fun getting them.

Oh god..tequila hangovers are some of the worst ones I've ever had....but I agree Kitiara...drinking the stuff is alot more fun before it hits  :)

1989? My memory from the was being pushed on the swings at the local park! (I was 4).

Can i join in? Does anyone think 11 in the morning is too early for drinking? No? Good.

Now wheres that vodka....?

August 4.  And Brynne, no one took pictures, but I remember some high school and college days like yours.  hoo boy!

C

well you sure figured out you were expecting quick LOL.

Having morning sickness?

Bite me.
Kidding.

 :o wow


I've got corns & bunions older than you   :D

The New Zealand version is tequila slammers on a car bonnet.

Lie back on a car bonnet, someone pours a shot of tequila in and someone else a small squirt of lime. Swallow as you stand up. What a rush!

Been a long time since then.  ;)

I like virgin cocktails. Mixed juice with grenadine syrup is great :).

I don't drink alcohol. It doesn't like me. Plus, any drink with alcohol in smells & tastes like the contents of the Organic Residues bottle in my undergraduate lab. Eurgh. Why ruin perfectly good grape juice by fermenting it for 9 months? Makes No Sense.

(Yeah, most people who study chemistry end up as heavy drinkers or completely teetotal :D). 

Yeah, alcohol doesn't like me that well either.

I mean, I can drink socially and a lemon drop now and then is fun and all, but all those images of pouring alcohol in people's mouths only remind me of how deathly ill I would be. I've not got any fun drinking stories, only sickly ones. <shivers>

alcohol uses you?

grenadine is pomegranite juice :) pomegranites are wonderful things.

Oooh. I gotta try this. Who wants to pour for me?

I'm there, Kitiara!

ack....my memories of having alcohol poured directly into my mouth involve a keg, and being upside down, held up by a couple of muscly guys. :D

Liss, you didn't like keg stands?

hehe...I did at the time! :D

and the kingdom is overthrown again... *coughtopiccough*

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Damn that halo!

*glues it to her head*

Btter watch out, JM is going to get the nail gun and fix it for good...

Hush now, don't go giving him any ideas.  :P

/me casts shield spell over Blues head

It's a sign from the gods!!!!!!!!!!!

 :D  Blue is a benevolent ruler.

Oh!!!  Once again Blue overthrows Pescado!!
I Love it!!  :D

I can't believe I missed it.  >:(

*Ahem*

Pay special attention to the following picture (Kewian kicks Pescado)

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And BlueSoup is once again deposed and exiled to a small island off the African coast.

Umm..I didn't kick you that time.

well.. i had to take my one and only shot....can you blame me? ;D

Don't worry Kewian...I would've done the same thing  ;D

plus...I got mine....it still hurts. 

You do know you guys aren't supposed to be having fun when I'm not there, don't you?!

Stupid me going to bed early and stuff...

..I am curious about the "and stuff" - what was it? ;) ;) ;)

Heh heh heh... ;)