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So, the controversy rages: Does BlueSoup have a fat head? You decide!
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blue soup does not have a fat head..... but does Pescado?

I do not have a fat head.  I am smiling, which makes the face wider.  Something you might not be too familiar with, El Presidente.

I see no fat head!

I voted no.  But Blue is pretty though. :)

(and has cool green glasses  ;D)

Yes, Blue is pretty and does not have a fat head.  Maybe Pescado needs new glasses.

I'd have to say bigfatno.
Her head looks smashing, baby.

I want a Pescado picture with a poll! ;D

No.

Blue has a good head on her shoulders.

no Blue soup does not have a fat head But Pescado sure needs to clean his glasses :P Blue soup has  a very nice head

Agreed JM needs glasses.  He also should not have posted Blue's picture.   >:(

Yes, it is a nice, distinctive head, but is it FAT AND ROUND?

I think Blue has a good head. :D

I asked BlueSoup first.

No fat head that I can see, she is very pretty. :)

JM asked, to be fair.  I told him he could, since I thought he needed to get some glasses.

Yes Pescado needs new glasses, I already said NO.

HAH!

NYAH!

BLEH!!!

Nice head Blue!!!

I agree that BlueSoup is the owner on a rather nice head... it's not fat at all. 

Well, as long as Blue said it was okay...... :P

Ah ...the poll says she doesnt.

I would also like to add....the rest of her ain't bad either...grrrrrrr ;)

Woah, the temperature just went up about 10 degrees in here! :D

BlueSoup is a beauty!

Reminds me a lot of a cousin of mine.

Definitely not a fat head.

Maybe it's the hair, but her head does look a little wide...

Hey now, how much did he pay you to say that?

I received no monetary inducement for that remark.  It's not a bad head, but in that picture at least, it looks a little wide.

None of us are perfect.  My hairline is receding more on the left side than the right.  I get vertigo when looking in the mirror.

Hmm, well, I don't think I have a "fat" head.  But I also never said it wasn't a little wide.

Like I said, a fat head.

*BLEHS!!! at Pescado*

I'd like to see Pescado post his picture up here so we can all critique him as well!

The sims community is actually surprisingly good looking compared to a lot of the internet communities. Looking at the MTS2 picture thread from a while back, I was actually quite surprised at the non-freakishness of the majority of the simmers. So while the "gamers" might scoff at us, at least we're not ugly.  :P

But anyways, no, she does not have a fat head.

That will never happen - then people would know the truth about him!

That he's actually a weedy little kid who has to sit on telephone books to reach the keyboard?  I already knew THAT!

And he wears a belt AND suspenders to keep his pants up!  ;)

*time to burnination, 3....2....1....*

LOL!  Well, I vote for the mid-thirties computer geek in suburbia, myself.  ;)

As BlueSoup so cleverly discovered, it is very difficult to take pictures inside of a bunker. And how would I even get it into the computer? I don't own a scanner.

It's difficult to take pictures anywhere if the owner of the place is trying to shoot you, run you over with a tank, burninate you, etc.

You dont? *gasp*

I don't either

It is also difficult to take pictures because it is VERY DARK. And no, using a flash is not the answer. I prefer not to stumble around blind for the next half hour. Maybe you'd like somebody to throw a flashbang in your face?

she kinda looks like Jorga Fox from CSI

maybe break the camera??

Infrared photography? I'm sure you have some sort of nightvision apparatus about.

Oh, wait. I know what your answer is. That would be your eyes. Dang vampires . . .

And you can always close your eyes. We know what color they are.

I'm not sure viewing me in thermalvision would tell you anything. All people have pretty much the same thermal outlines: Hot central body, cooling at the edges and extremities. Also, I still don't own a scanner.

So, you can buy 80 hard drives, but not a scanner or a digital camera?

Please.

Hmmm...would that be during or just after burnination?  :P

I can *USE* 80 hard drives. What the hell would I do with 80 scanners? And what is this "digital camera" business? Aren't those awful?

Yes digital cameras are evil!
Your soul gets sucked into them when you have your picture taken!!

Don't all cameras do that?

Yes but digital ones suck it in instantaneously....no 24 hr waiting for it to be sucked in like regular film cameras!  :P

I'm not impressed. I've seen fatter and rounder heads.  I say the search for a truly fat headed mascot must continue.

Well, sure, but it's still a fat head.

She does not have a fat head!  Maybe J.M's vision is bad because he lives in the dark or maybe there is some sort of toxic gas seeping into the bunker somehow that is blurring his vision and perception?  I think a full investigation is warranted -- and while the investigator is at the bunker he or she can sneak in a digital camera.  The flash should give enough time to escape burnination........I think!

In short, JMP - don't "touch" Blue!

Love her or leave her...:).

...Seems the first choise is the true one...:).

Ummm...with all the land mines that are bound to be around the bunker, I would never advise anyone to get too close.  Besides, he is paranoid about stalkers, and would probably make it very uncomfortable what with the wild boars and all...

It's a good head. A round head, but definitely not a fat one.

I agree with FC, the green glasses are cool.

I also agree with Twain. The rest of Blue is rather nice as well.

Well, after all night of Pescado bugging me, this is what I did to his Sim-self:

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Don't worry, I didn't save.  ;)  And P.S.  Notice that Sim BlueSoup doesn't seem to care?

Lovely.

Yes, well, notice the fundamental lack of resemblance. It's not the same without BlueSoup's round, fat head.

There's nothing like beating a dead horse.

Careful, in Soviet Russia, Dead Horse Beats You!  ::)

lol blue. BTW you look familiar. I guess it is just one of those faces but you look like a young lady I knew back my first year of college at McNeese State in Louisiana.

Nope.  I've never been further than Seattle.  :)

Eh, there's only so many ways people can look. Eventually you realize that they all actually look about the same....

no way..

So in a roundabout way you're trying to tell us that you have a fat head???
Bluesoup is cute

Hmmm....That's an interesting visual and Blue looks to have a very nice head.

TaWanda :What have you done to that ferret? Ferret on A stick? Oh the poor ferret!

Ferret on a Stick??? how disturbing.

FLAMING ferret on a stick no less  ;D  Couldn't resist, Love Sam n Max
 Not to insult THA FERRET, we love Tha Ferret, it's those OTHER ferrets ya know!

no, a little round but not a fathead.

 Examples of fatheads, John Travolta and Alec Baldwin have big fat heads since they got older.   ;D

If we're defining a fat head as a round head, which JM seems to be doing, then yes she has a fat head.  If we're defining it as abnormally huge or wide, though, then she doesn't have a fat head.  Blue, your head is round, but it fits your frame.

I've seen my fair share a huge fat heads in my time and BlueSoup's isn't one of them.

Well, I concede that I have a round head and a big forehead.  But it's not fat.  I know JM isn't saying I'm hideous, and my head gives me character, but I would rather say round-shaped than fat.

Be glad it is just round, not round and fat like mine.  And covered with graying hair.... yuk.

Your head is perfect. Fat is a comparative term - unless JM comes out of the dark ages and learns to take a digital pic, we have nothing to compare with except the rest of your body and in that case it's not the least bit fat. (Round is not a comparative term, it's a descriptive one and works perfectly - round rather than oval or heart-shaped.)

'Course I doubt there's anyone else here with green skin, not to mention that wart on the end of the nose, so you should all be counting your blessings anyways.

BlueSoup, I think you are a very pretty girl.  Your face is round, but it is in no way fat.

JMP, you need to change your occular implants or whatever you have that assists your robot-like self to see.   ;D

So...are you saying *you* have green skin and warts?  :o :o

 ;)

*Reforms mental image of sagana*

Sure, what else would you expect of a witch?

I agree, Blue you have a very nice, round but not at all fat head. And you are very pretty and do have awesome green glasses.

JM - Me thinks the consensus is clear.  Round head, yes.  Fat, no.  :P

In fact: Round head, yes. Fat, no. Pretty, yes.  ;) We seem to be near-unanimous on these points.

It's nice, round, *FAT* head. I like it a lot. It would look great on my wall. In fact, I should get that made as an object, a wall trophy for sims, "Killed New Years Eve".

Why don't you just admit you want me to come over?

I did. That'll make it easier for me to have you stuffed and mounted on my wall. Just in time for New Years Eve, too.

Ahh, JM...you're just bitter because way more people agree that it is not a fat head, merely round.

Oh JM, you old charmer you :D

Blue, you are a very pretty young woman, and there is nothing wrong with your head either.

I gotta visit this place more often you people almost killed me with your halarious comments.

Anyway on topic i think Bluesoup is very pretty woman.

Yep I also agree, round head but definetely not fat.  I have a similar kind of head type.

You look lovely Bluesoup!

JM like many requested already I would be happy honored to see your face.  Even a dark picture would be better than nothing.

Yeh i'd love to see JM's pic too.  Maybe someone can take a pic of him with a high powered telescope or something when he goes outside to adjust the electric fences?

Haha JM loses!

*frames moment for surely he will not allow it to happen again*

Humm if we could only know where his bunker is.

Montana

Just look for explosions at night

Thanks Myth, that's a start!  I am a bit far from there... Doh!

Blue, your head is lovely and proportioned perfectly for your body. Don't let El Presidente tell you otherwise. :D

Maybe he is jealous because his head makes him look like a walking candy apple. ;)

 ;Dsaid in hopes of getting the old bearded one to show us what he really looks like.

Oh, he says he likes my very nice head, and it is a good head, but it is fat.  Since I don't agree to the fatness, here we are.

Blue has a perfectly lovely head and a very slim figure (dammit!).

J.M. needs to put a piccie up so we can take a careful look at the maestro and decide how we shouldn't spend our time, methinks.  ;)

I think Blue must be JM's big sister and that's why he posted telling everyone she has a fat head.   ;)

C

Wouldn't that be something?

"MOM, [edited for privacy] USED UP ALL THE ORANGE JUICE AGAIN!"

"That's it, I'm going to tell all of MATY she has a fat head, that'll teach her!"

I don't know if you guys have noticed, but J.M. Pescado seems to rather like the (his perceived, anyway) fat-headedness of BlueSoup.

Now, lessa-see...

*Carefully examines BlueSoup*

No, I don't think she'll be making the latest Husky Heads issue anytime soon.  ;)

Pescado, I don't suppose you have a flashlight or one of those flare-thingies with which you could light up the place to take a picture with, eh?  And I don't suppose any of your bunker-mates might have a digital camera?  Or what about the radioactive rats?  Surely they glow enough to provide adequate lighting at Holiday Picture Time.

Husky heads, LOL.

Many movie stars have bigger than average heads. It makes them look better on camera.

But you don't really have a bigger than average head, BlueSoup. It is nicely proportioned to the rest of you, which is not fat either.

And Pescado, if this is your idea of flirting heaven help you. (Ducks into own bunker, awaits bomb.)

This is one of the funniest threads I've read in a long time. Thanks, guys.

P.S. BlueSoup, you have a good sense of humor to put up with all this.

Hehe, you're not even the first one to say that.  :D Perhaps Pescado *should* get a little more, so he learns how to flirt properly, eh?

ahh he could learn somthing from our successful Romance Sims ;D

*Ahem*  I think that may have been a Freudian slip.  I meant to say, "get out a little more."  :D

LOL, that is a riot, Blue!!!  Maybe Pescado does need to "get some."  Maybe he wouldn't be so grouchy.  But it would be hard finding someone who would want to volunteer!  Then again, he might get distracted from fixing all the bugs and annoyances in this game, so we should probably just keep him as is.  But he probably could benefit from getting out a bit more. ;)

Especially when you hear his ideas of sex!  :o  That would be one painful venture (unless of course, you like a little pain.  Or a lot of pain.  ;))

Yes, I heard it involves hair-pulling and arm-punching, at the very least.  It's safe to assume that Pescado likes it rough.  :o

Not to mention the bashing of one's head against (or under?) the dresser...

Hoo boy!  Getting out or getting some might be of help to JM in the flirting department -- and, Blue, "Freudian slips" usually have some basis in fact, according to old Sigmund.

BlueSoup you are very pretty and so is your head.  I don't know what he is smokin?  Maybe he just ran out of things to say?? Nah, it must be flirting or maybe the sister idea.  My brother was always calling me names in Middle School.

 :D  good one!!!   ;D

I'm not calling BlueSoup names. BlueSoup is BlueSoup. She has a fat head.

You say fat, I say round.  Not the same thing, since it is facial structure that determines the shape of ones head.   :-\

It shall be noted that in my experience the amount of adipose tissue in the cranialfacial reigon does not vary all that much between people. It shall therefore be noted that I believe that the term "fat head" is meaningless.

hmmm that must be why rumor has it he subscribes to the painful flirting monthly gazette :P

Nope, her head is neither big nor fat.

However, what's the significance of the Rest Well mattress box behind her????

Is that what His Greatness sleeps on in his bunker?

JM doesn't sleep.  He takes pure caffeine intravenously.

yep sleep is for wusses  according to JM

Am I the only one who isn't looking at her head?  Oh well.  ;)

I believe Hook's comment was, "She has a head??"

Ah.  Good ol' Hook!  Us Texans think alike!

I dunno. I didn't take the picture, BlueSoup did. I imagine it symbolizes BlueSoup's fatness and laziness, reflected in the fatness of her head.

Yes, yes, that's JM's bunker.  Notice the heating duct in the back left?  That's what it looks like....


LK, as much as I like you, you're only 17 and that would be illegal.  :P


I think you've already conceded that BlueSoup isn't fat.

Pescado, after seeing this topic my sister decided to nominate herself as Fathead Mascot.  I'll... ah, let you decide for yourself as to the fatness of her head.  I don't remember what it measures, but I know the only size of hat she can fit into is an Extra Large.  ;)  And as you can see in the second picture, she saved you the trouble of mounting her head!

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bluesoup you do not have a big head you have a cute head...you go girl!

Heh, thanks to you.  Can you believe just a few short months ago, you were pissing me off on the BBS?  :P

Her head isnt exactly fat...............its just not narrow. There is a difference between the two.

Bluesoup, your head is not fat...its very well proportioned to the rest of you!  Methinks JM likes you...back when I was in school the boys used to pick on the girls they liked the most!  :-*

Lara Flynn Boyle on the other hand has a huge head...I'm surprised she can hold it up at all!   ;)

maybe JM likes your "lion"?

maybe he thinks its ggggrrrrrrrreeeeeeaaatttttttt    :D

My lion?

Huh?

That phrase sounds like it should be directed towards a male...  :-\

on the front of your t-shirt!   ;D

D'oah.  :-\

Maybe we should start thinking inside the box a bit more instead of outside...

Well, it had me confused since it's not a lion....it's a tiger, oh my.   :-*

I'd make some comment about bears...but I wouldn't want to annoy anyone...so I won't.

That's what I thought.  That would make more sense anyway with the "maybe he thinks its ggggrrrrrrrreeeeeeaaatttttttt" comment.

lion....tiger....5 beers...what the heck...   :D

I was thinking about a "big pussy".

Maybe I'm just dirty minded.

 :o :o :o

I have to clean wine off of my keyboard. Again.

Blue, I second that  :o :o :o

It's not fat at all. 

The voting is over, and I just have one thing to say....


Nyeh nyeh nyeh.  Suck on it, Pescado!   :P :-*