More Awesome Than You!

I cannot post this is the proper thread, so someone more awesome than myself will need to handle that, but here are Barnacle Bay and Buccaneers Bounty in one neat, unmodified .rar file.

http://www.mediafire.com/?8any2haz96w2fe2

   It said the installation failed becos I need to get the latest game updates. Thing is, I have the latest game updates, so what do I need to do?

Did you decrapify them before you tried to install?

   Ah, no. I didn't realise I needed to do that. Thank you.

and this is why we don't start unnecessary threads of items already posted in places where they belong.

Nah, we leave the n00bs to stagger round blindly in this thread, ineptly trying to 'help' each other, whilst we sit back and kill ourselves laughing. Get with the programme.

Really? Would you tell me where it's posted... cuz I checked the store items thread for the past day looking to see if someone else had it available before I spent my hard earned free sim points on it. There was no option and still isn't, for me to post in that thread. And for the record... I have been a member of this site for 4 years, and started as many thread... so if your epeen gets big by stroking it with my perceived n00bness, have it... otherwise fuck you and ... yeah, thats it.

Well first off the <TS3 Store, DOWNLOADS ONLY. New stuff will be moved here from the other thread> is a locked thread hence the title. So that's why you haven't been able to reply. Not to mention it hasn't been updated in about 3 months. Next,



and


not to mention


and just to further prove my point


and this ones just to be an ass


So next time before you go off on a bitch fest make sure you know what you're talking about. Maybe you should have spent an extra day looking just to be sure. And honey I wasn't preaching your n00bness, I was pointing out your stupidity. Now STFU and go away.

OH! You mean the thread that I presumed was for... um... questions and tech help regarding store items... gotcha.

Tell me... do you feel like a big boy now that you can act just wike the bullies that pick on you in da pwayground? You want to point out my stupidity... go for it. Never claimed to be a know it all. Never said the thread didnt exist, only wanted to know where. I was checking the thread THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE ITEMS! I thought someone would move the link from this thread to that one.. ya know, cuz of that ... 'new items will be moved from the other thread here" thing. Yeah...

And I am oh so pleased that I could inspire you to sit in your dark room showered in computer light, searching for posts to link for me, and waste oh so many minutes of your life feeling vindicated... fucktard. I have a thick skin and quite a few years under my belt. Your "OMG I get to be mean and nasty to people JUST because its the internet" attitude doesnt phase me... please, continue. Lets see how much more of your life can be sucked up proving my stupidity. Carry on.

Would you like some cheese to go with that whine? Really?!? Why for would you check a thread that hasn't been updated since July for an item that came out this month, why? Also it clearly states in the title that "NEW ITEMS WILL BE MOVED HERE FROM THE OTHER THREAD." Other thread, not threads. Did it ever occur to look at the other thread that sits right above this one? Eh? And you left out a key word from the title of this other thread, UPDATES. Besides how lazy can you be that you couldn't even bother to look at it.

Another thing that gets brought up here at MATY quit often, MRS. I've been a member for four years. Is use the search box. Lets see what happens when we search Barnacle Bay. Now lets search for Buccaneers Bounty. See was that hard?

 
Why yes it did in fact takes me minutes to find what took you all day not to find, who's the fucktard? And I'm not mean JUST because it's the internet, I'm mean JUST because this is MATY.  So in fact it really must be you sitting alone in your dark room with nothing but the soft glow of your computer monitor and the low lonely humming of your overused vibrator.

Hey fucktard - use the fucking search button, post shit in the correct places, and stop being a whiny entitled ass. You are not ENTITLED to be treated nicely anywhere, most noticeably NOT here.

Also, could all the noobass wanktards just quit already with the schoolyard bully comparisons and think up something new? It's really getting damn old and tiresome.

It's just butthurt cause OmegaStarr checkmate and pwned it's post.  Same old, same shit.

Advice: Grow up.
I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks a single, 'can you help me?' sentence doesn't qualify as a bitch-fest.  The person who posted this didn't say "OMG I CANT POST IN THE OTHER THREAD AAAAHA WHAT DO I DO ADMIN HEEELP MEEE" - they simply said it couldn't be posted.  I'm pretty sure noone solicited your attitude.  When you're an expert, you'll attract those needing help - and that's what it is, help.  We're not handing you our shit saying "do it for me."  Get off your high horse.  I'll talk to you again when your testes drop.

Say it after me: WE DO NOT ENCOURAGE THE STUPID.

Encouraging and hand-holding the stupid really only leads to misery and tears on the long term, as they then continue to show up, asking the same fucking questions that's been answered oh so many times, had they but searched. They do not plan on ever doing anything for themselves - they are the net equivalent of that 30 year old unemployed moocher still living off of his aging parents. We are not ailing parents, we TAKE their asses OUT.

We don't LIKE people who expect us to do all THEIR work FOR them. We do NOT want them, and those they drag with them of the same ilk, around. Is that too difficult for you to grasp?

Your concerned tone-trolling is noted, though.

Very true Jane. And the fact is all the epeen strokers wanna kick and scream about "OMG SEARCH MOAR, POST LESS N00B! YUR CLOGGING UP MY INTERWEBZ!" But the truth is, whenever I search for anything, I have to waddle through tons of THOSE TYPES of posts... I suggest they practice what they preach and POST LESS! The very fact that I have been here for 4 years and only started 4 threads suggest that I in fact *do* know how to find my own answers when its possible. I admit, I didnt do a search for the items I was posting because I wasnt looking for help, I was trying to give something. The comparison to schoolyard bullies is in fact, a very good one.

The fact is I enjoy intelligent, witty debate with articulate people... which means, I am pretty much done here. Ya'll can have your collective epeen orgasim now, then go jack off again to some other poor unsuspecting soul. Far be it from me to try to rob you of the sense of superiority you garner from talking shit at MATY. Have fun. =)

Cool.  Don't forget Janelliellio.

YES BUT ARE YOU TAKING YOUR SIMPOINTS WITH YOU?

I miss Sorearse already.  :(

Look Janelliellio, you are such a noob and need to stay at the official forum. Don't post here anymore til you learn how to fix a simple problem in your game. Forget that, just don't post here at all.

Remember this post (http://forum.thesims3.com/jforum/posts/list/267787.page) ?  Telling someone to grow up and my ten year old niece know how to not have that problem in the first place.

Here's a hint, that Egyptian world has gone KABOOM!

100%.  For this, you recieve a coupon for two high-fives.
I use google and use it well, like most of us on here - the really incompetent get scared away very quickly.  The intelligent and equally as stubborn, like myself, don't like being put off by these morons.  "I have to waddle through tons of THOSE TYPES of posts" was exactly what I was thinking as I searched through the MATY High-Horse MUCK.  There's more bullying than stupid questions.  RTFM I get, but not "I've spent my whole life boning this computer and you haven't, so you must be an idiot" posts.  I like to pat myself on the back when I read these and think, "just remember, this is the highest point of their lives."

While I agree, the hand-holding is unnecessary and often one step removed from the person putting two and two together themselves, too often on this site, only A is given.  I need B C and D to try anything myself.  The only thing that happens is more stupid questions and posts by people who know better that intentionally leave out crucial information.  And honestly, have none of you any parents that were attentive enough to tell you "just ignore them?"  I feel that overly noob posts tend to dwindle when they don't get what they need on a forum - if they think it's ignored, there's nothing else to be done but move on. 
Unlike some posteres, I have better things to be doing than spending an entire day on the computer trying to figure out how to fix a computer game.  Instead, do a search, if the answer isn't available (note how many times I've posted. Few. Because I can research.), make a post, get an answer, and play the rest of my day off.
Stress is something I don't like in my life.

I'll talk to you again when your testes drop.

Funny thing about that Janelliellio is you won't be able to talk. My balls will have dropped....right in your mouth.

The reason the signal to noise ratio is so bad when you search is because of all the fucktards and morons who do not search before asking dumbass questions that have been answered before.  That results in the signal to noise ratio dropping even lower.  If no one responds to the arseholes, then they just bump their question again by double, triple or even quadruple posts bitching about why no is helping them, or they start yet another thread bitching that no one responded to the previous threads.


I fail to see how this is relevant.  You want to give something, that's fine, but it helps to check and see if it has already been offered, which avoids the unnecessary duplication.

Once again, if it's something the majority of us were able to figure out without being spoon-fed B, C and D, then why the fuck should we enable your stupidity and laziness?


Well what you "feel" LOL is completely irrelevant to any discussion on MATY ever. This is how MATY works. Don't like it, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out. See, I didn't even use the abbreviations, how's that for providing you with ample clues as to what B, C and D may be?

Tell me, do you also go into random people's houses and opine prescriptions on what they should do with THEIR decor and how they should raise THEIR kids? That's just rude, didn't your parents teach you better than that?


You see, this is EXACTLY the kind of lazy-ass mouthbreathing tardliness we try to DISCOURAGE. My god, entitled much? No one OWES you any help with your fucking game, and if it's been answered to death before BY GOLLY we get a little bit tetchy when answering and re-answering the same questions, only worded a bit differently.

Once again, NO ONE HERE OWES YOU any help with your game. At all. The situation may be different on the BBS, but here we don't owe you shit.


LOL! Thanks, that was grate.

YO MATY! We really need to start knocking off the meanness we use to keep our carpets clean of tard-shit, because METARZANYOUJANE over here doesn't like stress in [her] life so clearly we've been oh so misguided, and only what counts as stress to METARZANYOUJANE and her life should be considered in forming this site and its policies, where she has such an enormous and important history, presence and is such a necessary part of how the site functions.

I hear vitamin B6 and Oil of Evening Primrose really helps with those symptoms, Grimma.

Oh, look! A sock! How handy. Feety, possibly.

I am LOL FOREVER at these peeps who think that we are ZOMG SO STRESSED and have such HORRIBLE lives. Aside from a bought of the flu, my life is pretty damn good, and being meen is a stress reliever. Besides, everyone needs some stress in their lives. Stress is good people!

Is the WRONG answer, but thanks for playing!

Our next contestant is....

Oh, look! Another raging misogynist, trying to insinuate that women can only be SO MEEN when they're having PMS, and that said MEENNESS is therefore totes irrational and deplorable, needing to be "fixed"/"helped"!

Boy, that's so original, not to mention obviously true, that I simply don't know how to thank you for your herbal advice other than reciprocate with some advice of my own: you should really try out some Ginko Biloba (http://www.learn-your-iq.com/brain-herbs.html") or something similar for your own little embarrassing... ahem... condition. Failing that, there's always monkshood or may apple seeds.

Have you met our current misogynistic ass-douche du jour, Drakron AKA Dark Ron? You two would get along like a house on fire - one can only be left hoping that you two will be IN said house at time of combustion.

I wonder whose sock Snickerdoodle is?  It's not quite poop-flingy and Rohinacentric enough to be the Alphatard.

I dunno, its moar-righteous than thou pretentious "WRONG ANSWER" kind of tardliness reminds me of Boobzilla although that, plus the passive-aggressive "feel the love" asswankery also holds shades of Yifftard or even Asstear.

BOTTOM LINE: Stupid tards are really a dime a dozen with 2 personalities they share.

It could be yet another Boobzilla sock, it seems to have the same attitude.

*snap*

The thing the sockmakers don't get is that they have to actually change the way their personality comes off in text in order to pull it off. But then, I supoose that is not the point of having socks.

It does seem more like Asstear to me than Boobzilla.  I wasn't here for Yifftard, thank God.

Oh god, Yifftard was the BIGGEST pain. I was cringing in the end when it decided it liked me. I was so ashamed. Yifftard is like a slightly more intelligent Celestard, only she genuinely wanted to fart rainbows and goodwill.

Wasn't she also a GODDAMN FURRY?

Yeah, she tried to tell us wolves were family friendly and loving creatures. When we stopped laughing, we corrected her. I've seen her on simbology, but not here again, thank christ.

Can women be misogynistic? Hmmmm, that's certainly a debate for another board where people don't measure their IQ's in MB. I find it interesting that you believe anyone who gives herbal advice is one who hates women.

To the rest of you, please continue wondering whose sock I am. I could watch you all day. As I intimated in my first post: long term lurker, first time poster. But don't let the truth fool you.

The fact that women ARE misogynistic is quite a big part of various feminist theories, you moron.

I'm certainly feeling misogynistic towards you, honey. :)

Why should mysogyny be only for males? That is a VERY sexist attitude. I find that there are a lot of women out there that bring out that side in me...even though I am a woman. I find women who whine and who suffer from what I call a 'princess complex' infuriating, annoying and pointless. I guess that is why I like this place so much. The women here are intelligent and speak their minds in a clear and concise manner (with the exceptions of the tards and socks, they are just fodder for humor).

Please stop failing. This is getting painfully embarrassing to watch. YOU'RE MAKING BABBY JESUS CRY!

(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:2oUH8ORbkLyokM:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/AR121/Demotivational%20Posters/BabyJesusCry.jpg&t=1)

THE POINT, IT IS MISSED BY YOU.

I decrapified the Buccaneer set and Barnacle Bay,but it still won't install  :(
Help?

Oh, dear God.

Oh look, you still haven't learned to put a space after a comma. If you can't even master such a basic thing, how do you propose to work the Decrapifier correctly?

Well, I used the search button......

I think Alidai is related to the whale, since she often makes the same error. Also, the Decrapifier is the easiest thing ever to use. But, then I'm not a STOOPID.

Nope, I'm a Homosapien.
But enough of this crap. I know you drag the file into the decrapifier and TADA! It's done,but when I do it, the damn thing won't install.

Is your AOL window in front of your chat window?

If only there were step-by-step instructions on the site about how to decrapify correctly.

Oh wait, there ARE.  LEARN TO SEARCH, GODDAMMIT.

Homo maybe, but sapiens? Not so much.

You say homo likes its a bad thing.

"HURR!  I WANNA HANG WITH THE COOL KIDS!  HOPE THEY LIKE MAH GAY JOKE!"

(http://i46.tinypic.com/15dhg1.jpg)

Nevermind, I got the town to install.

Well thank Goddess, now we can get on with our lives!