More Awesome Than You!

On the first day of Christmas Maxis gave to me, a $15 holiday pack....

Anyone else care to continue?  ;D

On the 2nd day of Christmas Maxis gave to  me; 2 stupid bugs and a $15 holiday pack.,...

Three pissing nannies!
Two stupid bugs!

And a $15 holiday pack.

Four stuck sims
Three pissing nannies
Two stupid bugs

And a $15 holiday pack.

7 sims a-jumping
6 standing, sleeping
5 kicky bags!
Four stuck sims
Three pissing nannies
Two stupid bugs

And a $15 holiday pack.

8 object errors
7 sims a-jumping
6 standing, sleeping
5 kicky bags!
Four stuck sims
Three pissing nannies
Two stupid bugs

And a $15 holiday pack.

9 meshes missing
8 object errors
7 sims a-jumping
6 standing, sleeping
5 kicky bags!
Four stuck sims
Three pissing nannies
Two stupid bugs

Ten crashes nightly
9 meshes missing
8 object errors
7 sims a-jumping
6 standing, sleeping
5 kicky bags!
Four stuck sims
Three pissing nannies
Two stupid bugs
And a overpriced Hoilday Pack

12 hacks required
11 "Re-install it"'s
Ten crashes nightly
9 meshes missing
8 object errors
7 sims a-jumping
6 standing, sleeping
5 kicky bags!
Four stuck sims
Three pissing nannies
Two stupid bugs
And a overpriced Hoilday Pack

 ;D

Haha, I think I like overpriced even better! ;)

11 "Re-install it"'s

LOL! Smooth...

Oh, if only it were a mere 3 nannies pissing & 5 kicky bags... ;D. And 8 Object Errors? *lol*

Edit: You people really are More Awesome Than Me! An entire silly song written in under an hour! And funny, too. (11 "Re-install it"s ;) )

Well there's only 3 nannies initially generated in a neighborhood. Of course I tend to call multiple ones over at a time so I have about 8 or 9 in my neighborhood.  ;D

Oh PIDDLE, I'm too late.

That was great.... ;D

There are so many potential versions to this.... it could be written over and over and over..... :P

Damn!  I have two sidewalk gravestones and one stuck limo to add!



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Time for the second verse?
Or would it be the 13th verse... ???

13 Sim kids in college!  ;D

12 ghosts a dripping

(or are you going up to 14?)

11 Santas peeing

I think there should be more than 12 days lol.

This is great.  Just too bad I was seeing a live performance of Journey's band and could not participate.... shame on me (but the show was great).

13 Sim kids in college!
12 ghosts a dripping
11 Santas peeing
10 trees a-flaming

13 Sim kids in college!
12 ghosts a dripping
11 Santas peeing
10 trees a-flaming
9 eternal pregnancies
8 jump-a-buggies

7 Too many itenerations errors!

6 Headmasters Leaving

5 "update your video drivers"

4 BFBVFS

3 cheat code errors

2 reset graphics options...

and one dead-ly reindeer

12 corrupted lots

11 ugly townies

10 Maids a tank cleaning

12 corrupted lots
11 uglytownies
10 Maids a tank cleaning
9  Dating disaters

8 Burning bags of poo.

7 sobbing simmers

 6 invisible sims

Guess what I've been doing in MY game recently:

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, Maxis gave to me:

Twelve Drowning Swimmers
Eleven Runners with Scissors
Ten Hit by Satellite
Nine Roaring Fires
Eight Electric Shocks
Seven Poisoned Dinners
Six Empty Fridges
Five! Cow-ow plants
Four Deaths by Flies
Three Hacking Coughs
Two-oo Scared to Death
And a resurrected sim zom-bie


aaah ... happy days

5 remote control cars

murdering sims for christmas huh? :o

four lumps of coal

3 clogged toilets

two broken Showers

And a fish tank that leaks when it's cleaned  ;D

ah darn nevermind...

and I still didn't get what I really wanted! I NEVER got the headmaster I wanted!   :P

we never got to the 112 invisible NPCs either! 

ROLLING ON THE FREAKIN' FLOOR!!!!!!!

I even "sang" a few bars to my hubby.  He, not a simmer, was not amused.  But, great, y'all!!!  Freakin' great!!!!   :D

ahh my hubby isnt a simmer either but he did think it was funny

Did anybody mention the social bunnies? We have to include the social bunnies!
*smacks self repeatedly*
back into my medicated haze I go...

I only had one sim need the social bunny...so...

1 Social Bunny!

2 Repo Men!

3 lazy Maids

OK - I think I just died laughing! I *love* the last line :D.

Twelve friends a-calling
Eleven dates a-slapping
Ten townies a-stalking
Nine vampires bleh-ing
Eight sims a-Smuscle-ing
Seven baristas and multiplying 
Six needed game hacks
FIVE! FARTING SLOBS !!!
Four creepy townie children
Three DJs with "skullet" haircuts
Two furious party guests
and a grouchy J-M-P!!!

On the first day of Christmas, MATY gave to me, one lump of wool.

On the second day of Christmas, MATY gave to me, two lambchops, and one lump of wool.

On the third day of Christmas, MATY gave to me, three lucky sheep feet, two lampchops, and one lump of wool.

On the fourth day of Christmas, MATY gave to me, four plates of sheppard's pie, three lucky sheep feet, two lamp chops, and one lump of wool.

On the fifth day of Christmas, MATY gave to me, five burning sheep, four plates of sheppard's pie, three lucky sheep feet, two lamp chops, and one lump of wool.

On the sixth day of Christmas, MATY gave to me, six keyboards, five burning sheep, four plates of sheppard's pie, three lucky sheep feet, two lamp chops, and one lump of wool.

On the seventh day of Christmas, MATY gave to me, seven ponds, six keyboards, FIVE BURNING SHEEP!, four plates of sheppard's pie, three lucky sheep feet, two lamp chops, and one lump of wool.

On the eigth day of Christmas, MATY gave to me, eight much needed game hacks, seven ponds, six keyboards, FIVE BURNING SHEEP!, four plates of sheppard's pie, three lucky sheep feet, two lamp chops, and one lump of wool.

On the ninth day of Christmas, MATY gave to me, nine DI nominations, eight much needed game hacks, seven ponds, six keyboards, FIVE BURNING SHEEP!, four plates of sheppard's pie, three lucky sheep feet, two lamp chops, and one lump of wool.

On the tenth day of Christmas, MATY gave to me, ten rippy the razor's, nine DI nominations, eight much needed game hacks, seven ponds, six keyboards, FIVE BURNING SHEEP!, four plates of sheppard's pie, three lucky sheep feet, two lamp chops, and one lump of wool.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, MATY gave to me, eleven retardo landers, ten rippy the razor's, nine DI nominations, eight much needed game hacks, seven ponds, six keyboards, FIVE BURNING SHEEP!, four plates of sheppard's pie, three lucky sheep feet, two lamp chops, and one lump of wool.

On the twelvth day of Christmas, MATY gave to me, twelve Pescado sims for in-game burnination, eleven retardo landers, ten rippy the razor's, nine DI nominations, eight much needed game hacks, seven ponds, six keyboards, FIVE BURNING SHEEP!, four plates of sheppard's pie, three lucky sheep feet, two lamp chops, and one lump of wool.

O, what a MATY Christmas this will be!

LOL That's pretty good, Kingdom.  :D

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...and a married male Sim on the down-low! (mistletoe)