More Awesome Than You!

The game constantly surprises me.  This evening my elder couple had wishes to kiss, hug, woo-hoo, so I helped them fulfill those wishes.  I was busy on another part of the lot, when suddenly I heard the woo-hoo music again!  I went to look; sure enough, grandma and grandpa and done it again, all on their own.  As I watched, they got up and smooched some more, then went at it a third time!  This truly tickled me; I didn't know Sims could woo-hoo autonomously.  I was tickled that is, until ....

... I went to another part of the lot to see what junior was up to, then heard the Grim Reaper music.  I guess grandpa just wore grandma out; Grimmie was there to collect her.  She went out happy, though, and got a nice, phallic monument.  She was 92, while her husband is a spry 84.

Firstly, awesome that they can do that autonomously! That reminds me of how my generation three heiress came to be: her mother met and romanced a co-worker, and when the option for woohoo/try for baby came up on the romantic menu I had them try for baby. A few rustled sheets and some chimes later, her partner rolled out of bed and was greeted by the Grim Reaper. It worked out nicely for the story of them - I had her become a work-driven single parent, and the resulting child rolled both the insane and neurotic traits, as well as the lifetime wish to be a robot/creature cross-breeder.

I lol'd.

My Sims wish for woo hoo regularly and do some basic romantic interactions, but I've never had them woo hoo autonomously. I guess if they're both in "extremely irresistible" mode it makes sense.

That grandma knows what's up though. That's how I wanna go out.

I used to kill most of my sims on the sims 2 using repeated Woo-Hoo. Keep on going until the hunger bar is completely drained. Sex-fueled starvation death is always fun.

That didn't work out so nicely for me. I was in the process of getting my second generation sim in the mood to woohoo her chosen mate (the one I picked out for her), who happened to have aged into an elder the day previous. She was putting on the moves, me spamming flirt, kiss, etc. until woohoo appeared, only to hear, after I turned away for a brief moment, the chimes of death. My sim's soon-to-be-babby-daddy kicked the bucket right there. Though I was amused I couldn't say I was too pleased about that.

Post coital death.  Nice.

(in ts2 I had a prostitute spontaneously combust from too much woo hoo)

Post-coital combustion sounds sexy, in a kinky kind of way.

That's how I want to die.  ;D

Okay, you've gone and done it!  Forced me to bring out an oldie but a goodie.

Tobacco company interviewer:  "Do you smoke after sex?"

Female customer:  "I don't know, I've never looked."

I'm ashamed to say that did actually make me giggle  :D

If you smoke after sex, you need more lube.

I would regard it as more of a sign that your man is impotent and you should probably just kill him and eat him.

We've all been there  ;)