More Awesome Than You!

Sim jolrei - now with truly bad facial hair.  Ready to be released into the wilds of your neighbourhood.
(http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff216/jolreim/jolrei1.jpg)

Basic Information:
Name at forum:  jolrei
Sim name:  Jolrei Perdition
Real gender:  M
Sim gender:  M
Real age group: YA, Adult ("42")
Sim age group: YA
Real preferences:  I am attracted to: F
My Sim is attracted to:  F (or whoever you like really).
Body shape is more or less how he appears - on the slim side.

(http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff216/jolreim/jolrei2.jpg)(http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff216/jolreim/jolrei3.jpg)


Traits:
Artistic.
Computer Whiz (Not really, but I do like computers and know my way around hardware/software.  I build my own.).
Bookworm.
Good sense of humour.
Handy
Loves the Outdoors (well, I like canoeing and camping)
Natural Cook (hey, I can make stuff from scratch without a recipe and can feel good about serving it to company…with WINE!).

Could also be: Good, Evil (perhaps not both at the same time), Hopeless Romantic, Absent-Minded (although not particularly so IRL).

Should not assign: Vegetarian, Childish, Clumsy, Commitment Issues, Vegetarian, Coward, Easily Impressed, Heavy Sleeper, Hydrophobic, Light Sleeper, Vegetarian, Loser, Unlucky, Mooch, Neurotic, Vegetarian, No Sense of Humor, Over Emotional, Slob, Technophobe, or Vegetarian.

Lifetime Wish:
Culinary Librarian - Learn all recipes (but he can do whatever you like)

Favourites:
Food: Tri-tip Steak
Music: Classical Music (actually anything except techno or hip-hop will do)
Colour: Green

Voice:
Voice 2 at about 66% is a reasonable simulation.

(http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff216/jolreim/jolrei4.jpg)

I mentioned that he's NOT vegetarian, right?

I'm sorry, but this just can't be Jolrei. He's wearing moar than a fig leaf.

Woot!  The Son of Perdition is hawt!

Release him? I think I'll rent him out!

Hmm.  Why is it that I hear swanky 70's porno music when I look at the picture of him with the sunglasses on?

Boy, that hair and beard sure look familiar.  Did I mention how much I hate the dude hair in this game?

The only thing good about it is the ability to work with the base, highlights, roots, etc.  The facial hair options are total rubbish - beards either look like some sort of stubble or like a plastic stick-on.  Unfortunately, one has to work with what one has.  At least sim-jolrei's beard is a different colour than sim-Trepie's.

"We won't go until we get some..."

The prettiness of your in-game pictures makes me a sad panda.

Damn you, TS3! I was just fine with my graphics card until you came along. :(

Reminds me somewhat of Chuck Norris.

Except this guy doesn't have 1500 lbs of muscles.

Dear jeebus can payday get here so I can add this.

I think Jolrei is winning the hottest TS3 pudding for this round!

Damn you Jolrei!!

Some slight modifications made to the OP as regards traits.  Having seen how they work in-game, I would say that Heavy Sleeper and Neat do not accurately reflect the way this sim should work.  Heavy sleeper seems to make them sleep a lot (which I do not do), and Neat means that the sim spends 40% of his day washing his hands, cleaning up dishes, and making beds. 

Okay, I wash a few dishes and like a neat kitchen, but the "Neat" trait just seems to get in the way.  I can certainly live with dirty dishes and unmade beds for a day or so, if there's something good going on elsewhere.

I love that :)  If we weren't supposed to eat meat... it wouldn't taste so damn good!

The way I see it, if we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

There was an absolutely brilliant ad here in Aus for some show I don't actually watch.

First date in a restaurant and man tells woman that they do the most wonderful lamb here. She replies (a touch coldly) that she's a vegetarian and he makes some mumbled responce, caught off guard trying not to commit himself. She sweetly then informs him that she wishes she was strong enough to ignore the fact that eating meat is murder. To which he replies that she's weak from lack of protien and if only she would eat properly she'd have strength for anything she wanted to do.

Thank you so very much, Madame Mim!  That was great, I needed that laugh.

Mmm. Murder. Tasty, tasty, murder. As a proud member of People Eating Tasty Animals, I approve this message.

I refuse to be a vegetarian - vegetables are what food eats.

(http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/crapola/carnivores.jpg)

Owch :(

We're not all freaks, hell sometimes, me and the others in my commune BATHE!

... together?

Ew, of course not! We just share the same bathwater. Us vegetarians save water :) Mother Earth loves you!

EWWWWW!  Do you share used terlet paper too?

Made from beautiful trees? Never. We go completely au naturale.

(Kay this is getting a little creepy now...)

All communes must be destroyed. And anyone who participates in a hug party must be smited.

I agree completely.

:)

Nay to bacon though  >:(