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Title: Old Grandma Hardcore
Post by: baratron on 2005 November 18, 19:34:32
For all of you whose friends or family members have tried to tell you that you're too old to be obsessed with video games: Old Grandma Hardcore (http://oghc.blogspot.com/).

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This blog is the chronicle of my experiences with Grandma, the video-game playing queen of her age-bracket and weight class. She will beat any PS2, XBox, GameCube, etc., console game put in front of her, just like she always has. Her favorite game of all time was Final Fantasy VII, her current task is reaching 100% in tour mode of Outlaw Golf 2 Completing God Mode in God of War. These are her stories. She is absolutely real. She lives in Cleveland.

Warning: She swears a lot ;).

I want to be her when I grow up! :D


Title: Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
Post by: J. M. Pescado on 2005 November 18, 19:39:25
There we go, someone in my age bracket. And people keep doubting that I'm real. :P


Title: Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
Post by: Motoki on 2005 November 18, 19:45:57
He, another mean old fart that plays video games? I think we should set her up on a date with you Pescado.


Title: Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
Post by: veilchen on 2005 November 18, 19:55:21
I will have to remember to tell my folks to get me a copy of 'Der Spiegel' and send it over. It's definitely on my christmas list :D



Title: Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
Post by: RainbowTigress on 2005 November 18, 20:05:19
There we go, someone in my age bracket. And people keep doubting that I'm real. :P
Oh, you're real all right. :P


Title: Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
Post by: Liss on 2005 November 18, 20:24:01
oh my god. I have a new hero.


Title: Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
Post by: J. M. Pescado on 2005 November 18, 20:27:20
Oh, you're real all right. :P
You're just jealous you'll never be as awesome as I am, because you're a dumb, useless, Rainbow. At least until I add the Brynne-whipping-Rainbow thing to MATY Gold. Then you'll be a dumb, $4.99/minute Rainbow.


Title: Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
Post by: veilchen on 2005 November 18, 20:39:50
You're just jealous you'll never be as awesome as I am, because you're a dumb, useless, Rainbow. At least until I add the Brynne-whipping-Rainbow thing to MATY Gold. Then you'll be a dumb, $4.99/minute Rainbow.

Now that I'll have to see :D


Title: Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
Post by: VJay on 2005 November 18, 20:41:26
He, another mean old fart that plays video games? I think we should set her up on a date with you Pescado.

hahahahaha now this post was priceless!!  :D :D :D


Title: Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
Post by: Kristalrose on 2005 November 18, 22:00:17
ROTFLMAO!!!!  I think that Grandma is my momma!!!   ;)  And yes, JMP, she's single.  But I sure as Hell don't want you for a step-daddy!!!!


Title: Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
Post by: Zeljka on 2005 November 18, 22:24:17
ROTFLMAO!!!!  I think that Grandma is my momma!!!   ;)  And yes, JMP, she's single.  But I sure as Hell don't want you for a step-daddy!!!!

I don't know, I probably shouldn't admit this, but JM sounds so much like my dad that if my dad was even close to awesome on computers, I'd be checking his for Sims.


Title: Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
Post by: BlueSoup on 2005 November 18, 22:27:38
ROTFLMAO!!!!  I think that Grandma is my momma!!!   ;)  And yes, JMP, she's single.  But I sure as Hell don't want you for a step-daddy!!!!

I don't know, I probably shouldn't admit this, but JM sounds so much like my dad that if my dad was even close to awesome on computers, I'd be checking his for Sims.

He's a little like my dad as well, except my dad has all his hair, and no beard.  Also, my dad doesn't do computers, but the orneriness (?) is the same.


Title: Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
Post by: RainbowTigress on 2005 November 18, 22:46:23
Oh, you're real all right. :P
You're just jealous you'll never be as awesome as I am, because you're a dumb, useless, Rainbow. At least until I add the Brynne-whipping-Rainbow thing to MATY Gold. Then you'll be a dumb, $4.99/minute Rainbow.
Well, I have a Twinkie over here with your name on it. ;)


Title: Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
Post by: Brynne on 2005 November 18, 22:50:59
I'll bet it's got a nice creamy center, too... :D


Title: Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
Post by: simmiecal on 2005 November 18, 22:59:35
I'll bet it's got a nice creamy center, too... :D

Brynne! That was not an image I needed!


Title: Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
Post by: nectere on 2005 November 18, 23:00:54
that will so be me in 20.

currently I am the coolest mom on the block, and at "her" school, swapping strategies with 14 year olds. Unfortunetly adults dont get me...


Title: Re: Old Grandma Hardcore
Post by: Brynne on 2005 November 18, 23:43:19
I'll bet it's got a nice creamy center, too... :D

Brynne! That was not an image I needed!

Sorry, private joke... :P