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Someone just made a censor hack:
http://rapidshare.com/files/236839270/Shaders_Win32.7z.html


Or scroll down to post 18 (http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,15034.msg432319.html#msg432319) in this thread and download the attachment.

RS says it's been downloaded as much as it can be downloaded.

 ::)

Deadlink.  Someone uploaded it without connecting to an account, they cap uploads to 10 times.

He's also uploaded it here http://game.ali213.net/thread-2724108-1-2.html but it's all in Japanese or something.

Bluh... I can't find the download link there for the life of me.

Well he's klanly at Sims3Tools maybe you can catch him there and ask him to upload elsewhere.

Google is your friend.
http://www.namipan.com/downfile/Shaders_Win32.7z/c816392f11480f19ab90f1cad7714731ce87be80bc4c0600 (http://www.namipan.com/downfile/Shaders_Win32.7z/c816392f11480f19ab90f1cad7714731ce87be80bc4c0600)
Any ".../downfile/..." link will do...

Anybody willing to guinea pig it on a Mac to see if it works just the same as PC?

Appears to work on both  my macbook and my windows 7 desktop.

And this hack goes in the same place as the other one (or any hacks, that is)? Just double-checking. I have a fear that my computer will explode if I don't practice discretion.

Censor hack goes in <Sims 3 Install Dir>/Game/Bin. Preferably make a backup of the file that's already there, then replace it with the one in the zip.

Or if your on mac it's in the Sims 3.app under Resources/transgaming/c_drive/Program Files/... the rest is the same as w32

Confirming that censor hack does seem to work when used as instructed above. (I think we may need to get a different thread going, though, as I think this one is mostly intended for Inge's tests?)

Hmm, it's not cooperating for me.

I open up the game, it crashes and says this:
I clicked okay, then got:


I clicked no, for now, but should I debug?

Working fine for me.  Thank God/Cthulhu/Krishna/whatever for the person who delivered this.  The huge pixelation was really starting to hurt my eyes.

Double check that you got the replacement file in there, on my macbook it didn't write the file the first time, and without that file I got a similar (if not the same) error.

I'm in Bin right now and I replaced "Shaders_Win32.precomp" with "Shaders_Win32.7z". I booted up, didn't work, undid it, works fine. Am I needing to change the file name or am I not even supposed to be replacing the former, only putting the latter in?

.7z is an archive, the .precomp file is in it. Get a 7zip extractor.

Damn i was the one who first made it 2 days ago :S gues it leaked already, but here you can download it, just read the text file that comes with it it explains it al..

Here my original message that was deleted from modthesims2 yesterday

Here a small contribution to The Sims 3 from me ;)

It will remove the censorship from the sims 3, some might know me from the modding i did for the game the movies, never did modding for the sims 1 or 2 but i might be giving the sims 3 a full time go ;)

Anyways have fun with the sims 3 without the annoying blocks

And here a new fresh download link



Moderator edit: added the file as an attachment

Oh, duh. ::) I may need to be slapped.

Edit: tried it again and it works for me. There's a small lag where it looked like he was getting into the shower WITH his clothes on, but then it caught up and he was naked. Yay for no censor!

No problem man, just giving something back this time around for all the fun i had with all the mods you all made for the sims 2 never really did get around to modding the sims 2 myself due to work related stress, but i got some spare time since i got sick at home so i'm been messing around with the sims 3 now just for fun and since a lot of people asked for a censor patch well here it is, it's always the first thing i want to get rid off ;)

Anyways have fun with it.

CyberOps

Is this going to be the MO for Sims 3 hacks - you actually have to completely replace an original game file rather than just adding an override in a separate package?  Ick.

ETA:  But thanks for making this.  It's not your fault EA are retarded.

That seems to be what Pes has been saying.  Let's hope that we can find some way around this.

It involves a similar amount of rigamarole. It is possible to train the game to accept overrides, but there's an entire song and dance to it.

There is a 'read me' in the attachment file. Read it.

hello, friend. do you mean you made this mod? I believe i made this without anyone's help.
if you have any Evidence that can prove that you made it, please post it. don't be a Plagiarist, thanks.

Downloaded just incase of soupage.

How do you do downloads? In what way... How are they created? How do you install them? How do you download custom files? Explain?
also if your asking how/where to install them too. read this thread, and there is another one, that explain where these files need to be put and how in order for them to work.
To point you in the right direction... this might help... http://www.simlogical.com/Sims3ToolsForum/index.php?topic=24.0

Are you the guy who said he made it, via the sims3tools shoutbox?  If so, you didn't say it wasn't ready for general announcement yet :)

Edit:  Now we have two people claiming authorship.  Klanly is the one who was talking about it on sims3tools and since he was also explaining the edit he made, I would be inclined to favour his claim.

It's entirely possible that both claims are valid.  Capable modders would most likely try for the no-censor first, since that's what people are clamouring for, so both might have been working on the same thing separately at the same time.  The Shaders_Win32.precomp in Shaders_Win32.7z is dated 23/05 at 14:25 and the one in Sims_3_Censor_Patch.rar is same date at 15:25.  So I guess whoever did the one in Shaders_Win32.7z  is the first to create it, but that doesn't mean that the other one is a thief or plagiarist.

The timestamps aren't even indicative of who was first without knowing what the timezones used are, since they come from different computers. Ultimately, does it matter?

No, it matters not one jot.

Not to the users, but you have to have some sympathy for a modder if one made a hack that someone else claimed authorship of.  Though as pointed out, more than one person might have made the same thing independently.

It's possible he made it while i made it to, i'm from the netherlands and made it on the 23rd ;) so yeah possible that it will be a timezone issue. I'm not going into a giant discussion here who made it first, i made the one i posted and it probably does the same his does. So no need to throw issues against each other dude, you made one and i made one so we both did it at the same time ok a bit of a waste of time as one could have done something else but hey, i didn't know you where working on one and you didn't know i was working on it.

Considering the high-priority target that the Censor Blur represents, there were no doubt dozens working independently on it who still haven't heard of this result, and probably will be more when the game comes out.

here's a simple test. If you do know how to hack the shaders, you should know how to make the mask glow like this:

(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/1467/ppo.th.jpg) (http://img29.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ppo.jpg)

make this hack and upload your shaders_win32.precomp to the public. If you don't, I'll believe that you don't even know how to hack a shader.
again, don't be a plagiarist, please.

LOL.  Shouldn't it be up to you to prove he's a "haxx0rs thief" rather than him proving he's not? :P

In theory he just did so with the making of that rainbow censor - didn't he?

Gosh, this is getting quite exciting!   ;D

The game isn't even out yet, and already we have a shitfight over it. How exciting! And you saw it here first, folks: The first TS3 shitfight happened right here on MATY, the land of MOAR FIGHT!

This is hilariously ironic - we are all distributing TS3 without the permission of EA, and now we are arguing about who is allowed to distribute the no-censor hack and with what credits.   :D

I made the hack, and so did my wife!

No, he just proved he could make it, not that the other guy couldn't, right?

I just think this is funny. People made shit in TS2 doing the same things my shit did all the time, but never once did I feel the urge to go forth and break out into the accusations of plagiarism. I mean, why? If you plagiarize my work, it quickly becomes obvious because I have a unique idiom, and frankly, I don't care enough to be bothered.

All it proves is that he can do something like that, not that the other guy can't. The obvious solution is just to md5 both of the files. If they don't match, it's conclusively proved negative, as they both did it differently, but even if they do match, it was probably a change of like one or two bytes, so they both probably made the same change.

Well *I* cared about it even less than you did!  In fact I think if you go back and read the relevant threads, you will find that I was the first to not care about it.  You stopped caring at least a week after I did!

Like i said before, i'm nog going into a fight who made it first i don't see the point in it, all i did was post what i made, i'm just having to much fun in the game then to come here and start a fight over one hack, and there are more people already who made the same hack ;) there are now 7 different people who produced the same hack and there are problably more are you gonna challenge everyone out there ? I sure am not, i just made it for myself just so i could play the game i wanted to and since a lot of people asked for it i shared my hack with the rest i can't help it that you didn't want to share it with everyone but now someone else gives it away first your throwing a big issue saying it's all yours hehe yeah right and no obviously i wasn't the first to made it either, it was a guy from Germany who made one over a week ago to i just read at another site. So your gonna challange him now to ? Lets just cut the crap and enjoy our game ok ;) Like i said many people have made the same hack so big deal, you don't see me starting fights are you.

Now have fun with the game everyone ;)

Awww come on man!  This is MATY - it's meant for fighting in!   "Have fun everyone" is wayyyyyy off-message  :o

Another way, show your deleted post in 5/23 snapshot(or warning message snapshot) or anything.
Because i think there is few people will think of hacking the shaders, most of them thinking of hack the scripts just like sims2.
I want you to do that hack because there is a pair of shader of the mask, you claim that you hacked the vertex shader, I just want to see if you can hack the pixel shader too. (so, i give you the hint)
will you upload that? if you won't, I'll.

My Mother also made a no censor hack.

Is she going to get bitch slapped aswell?  :o

For those folks testing haxxen, I'd suggest starting a notepad / wordpad text file documenting everything you change from the base game, just so you can backtrack if the game barfs. Not so important now, when dealing with one or two changes, but possibly vital three months from now, if you are still playing with TS3, and wanting to test something new.

If you swop out EAxis file whatever.ext for newshiny.ext, document it and get into a habit of doing so. Where you downloaded it and who made it might also be useful data to have on hand.

I recall that some people had issues with non-Download-folder changes to TS2, such as lighting mods and such, when new EPs came out and they forgot where they stashed the original configurations / files and which were added in later.

I'm the first in line for the mandatory afterfight Auntie Inge's tea, m'kay?
Earl Grey for me, please, no milk.

Now all we need are some decent skins, detailed female mesh and a CrammyCock v3 to make it worth using.

[Seriously though, I'm being quite hopeful that a lot of the stuff I expect from TS2 will be in place or close enough by the time my finals are finished and I dare to install TS3.]

I remember CyberOps from "The Movies" and I have no doubt he can make an uncensor independently, so there is no need to accuse him of plagiarism.

CyberOps, did you have a disagreement with some ignorant modder about a costume unlocker for "The Movies"? That was me.

/me hands Marhis some tea.

I think it is really funny that the first ever hack made the sims lose bladder control (OK, I know that was just a test), and the second one took the censor blur off. This is so indicative of where true priorities lie.

The most important thing about the second (and/or third, depending on how you look at it) is that it resulted in twelven butthurt, foot-stamping and fight. This is, therefore, a MATY win.

Okay, this is just my impression and until I poke around I may be drastically wrong...but I think making skins and eyes for TS3 is going to be startlingly easy compared to TS2.

In TS2, you had to make a separate file for each state and each skin-shade...in TS3 it appears to be that skin-shade and muscle definition are overlaid on a base file. If this is the case, it means you only need to make the one base that can then be used by the overlay (the same going for the eye scelera / pupil definitions).

I'm going to fiddle with this on my days off in a couple of days, but now that I look at it, I'm pretty confident that it should be do-able. I personally like the TS3 eyes and skintone, but I'll try something to begin with as an obvious adjustment test.

Yeah i remember ;) hehe had a lot of fun with that game back then ;) still got a lot of unreleased hacks for that game to, but i hardly play it anymore so never really got to it.

Anyways i'm back to my sims 3 game, i love playing around with it hehe.

Well, klanly, I have no doubt that CyberOps made the hack that he uploaded, and I haven't seen where you uploaded anything.  Guess whose hack I'll be using, and who I'll be giving credit to?

Hook

Well, seems CyberOps won't do my test. then as promised i upload the glowing one:
http://www.sendspace.com/file/qgrtda

and dear CyberOps, you'll be a shameless person in my mind for good.

btw, i was the one who separated the motion blur and fullscreen blur for gtaiv:
http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=385655&st=20

not to brag about myself, just show something..

@hook
you know nothing about this case then..

Oh, I love this fight.  It's one of the best even for MATY; what I love most about it is that there is only one person actually fighting.  Got to give the guy kudos for that.

Awww, diddums.

Whoever makes the first Bust Control Slider gets a prize.  

anyone know the format(or type id) of models? ;D

Work it out yourself. Don't be a plagiarist.

0X015A1849

maybe sometime...
you looks unfriendly huh

No!
Wells yes, but, Also a Ass Control Slider!

I'd pay for that!

My life is now complete. I've been waiting for just this hack since Sims 1.

Let me know when you do something USEFUL, ok?

Hook

thanks :)

you will... mostly in some Chinese forums in future..
notice this id:千人斩竞争(which i use in nonenglish forums )

Well I would like a breast adjuster.  I hope you manage it klanly :)  Please let me know if you do.

This isn't working for me  ??? I followed the read me thing, and put the file into the proper place and overwrote the one already in there, game loads up fine, sim went to shower and the censor is still there, is there something else I am missing?

Sigh - yeah me too.  Oh wait, you mean for the game don't you?

Ass and Bust control sliders FTW!

I hope someone can do that since obviously EAxis LIED when they said we could make any body type.

I think a T and A controller would be hilariously popular.  My daughter is getting T3... and she had the Movies (CyberOp  ;) )  She loved doing the plastic surgery...  and is stomping to go to work on 3... No, I'm only very slightly awesome *compared to the real world* ... so no pre-release for us...

I second that. I could not believe the itty bittys mosquito bites my simself had. >:(

Oh wow, I leave for a bit and come back and find fighting going on. This is why I love MATY, at least here we can enjoy it openly.

I did really come back for a reason, the censor blur package works great. Thanks , now I agree with KiKi we need some crammyboy and skintones to make this worthwhile. If you want some help KiKi I'm here with nothing to do but watch the fight.

I love the eyes, but not the skintone. It doesn't have any inner glow. Of course, I used Enayla skins, so I like my shiny.

What do you mean by inner glow?  Does real skin have this?

Only with proper exfoliation.

You don't glow in the dark?

I mean that they look flat, too evenly toned. Add outside lighting, and they look like they've been washed out, wrung, and hung to dry.

Yeah, I agree. They look way too flat. It might just be because I haven't used EAxis default skins in years, but they look awful to me. In TS2, I mostly use Jirka skintone blends and I have default replacement skins from Sirona sims. The eyes actually creep me out, too. They look too much like doll eyes.

The flatness of the portraiture is really awful.

Any reference to Life of Brian is worth applauding!  ;D

If we can get some of the better of the custom default skins from TS2, and plonk them into TS3, that would be aswesome, I to havent used defaut EAxis skintones or eyes or hair or clothes in a very long time with TS2, i often used the "EAxis Hiders" Id love to see the default replacement skins in soon, I cant remember the name of the skins/creater i used for TS2, but they were mint!

A "Bust Control Slider" would be awesome! LOL. I didnt worry about that to much with TS2, there was alot of meshs and stuff out there, but then you had to go and replace the entire wardrobe for the Busty sim, and alot was limited, be good to see some new developments for TS3 though.

And Tattoos, I wanna be able to layer a tattoo on my sim that was one of the awesome things that came out for TS2, towards the end, "stick on tattoos" not part of the skin.

I still can't get this to work in my game. I dunno why! I followed the read me and put it in the bin folder from the C:program file directory. Is there something else I am supposed to do thats not in the read me perhaps?  :-X

Did you extract it? The file you're placing in The Sims 3/Game/Bin should be called "Shaders_Win32.precomp".

I did extract it, and the file over wrote the original, so I know all that is right, but it doesn't work in my game  :-X I dunno what the deal is

The fatness slider does have some marginal effect on bust size, but anything passed the middle gets into chubby territory.

And unfortunately, I only noticed this after being quite far into a game and I get too attached to my sims to ever consider starting over. If there was a way to enable a full CAS to adjust a sim's body (instead of that stupid body size reward) that could help.

What fight? ;) Not me this time. Funny I never had a single flame war in years of being online until Sims 3 discussions started. People gawn krazeeee over it. Had two fights already, once because I had the audacity to suggest that the RLD version of Sims 3 wasn't the real deal, and again because I had the audacity to suggest that modders are smart enough to give us some CCs for Sims 3 soon enough. Ahh the sweet smell of vindication. LMAO. I couldn't believe it when I saw a censor hack here already. Nice one. Thanks for that. Will be emailing it to a mate soon as, to have it checked out. Will report if it works for us. I'm on my gf's laptop since my puter went mad with a virus.

I'm with you Jello  on the boob jobs, we need Warlokk's bodyshape style work going on. Can't imagine Sims without Warlokk. :) Sadly though I heard he retired from modding.

Can you not get a 'chubby' to work out on the TV or Machines to thin them down?

Do you have a hack that increases the numbers of people applying for jobs? That drove me nuts in The Movies. I did find one way of increasing employees but it stuffed up something else, from memory.

PM me please if you happen to have something useful lying round.  :)

The problem is that the body changes are only temporary and they very quickly return to their default shape.

Well,,, that blows goats! I noticed that there is no fitness bar like in TS2, that allowed you to see where the sim was on that scale.
Kinda BS i rekon, because any sims should be able to get fatter or thinner then created.. i wonder how this works for babeis born to a fat/skinning sim, or /fat/fat kidna thing..
Probs better to have this in one of the other threads.

Okay then fuzzy pumpkin...when I test it, I'll make a grease-trap of a sim skin to see if I can replace it.

Personally I am pleased they have a tendency to return to the way you designed them.  That's surely the whole point of being able to choose fatness in CAS.   If they had no baseline that was part of their natural makeup, they might as well all be created of intederminate fatness.

My Sim showered in her clothes, gets naked for the bath. Could it be a buggin?

Is she insane or inappropriate?  AIUI, that's just what they do.

I agree wholeheartedly. Please, are there any talented modders out there who could do something about that? It makes the game look even uglier than it really is.

I also use Enaylas default skintones in TS2 and they along with my tons of custom skintones and clothes are what i will certainly miss .

Wonder how many TSuckR staff are avidly watching these messages so they can jump in and copy CC and hacks and claim they are all their own work and worthy of paying through the nose for

This worked fine only I have a major problem with it ! now my sim and guest keep vanishing in thin air and will not obey my mouse clicks ect so there is a problem with this of that I am sure

yes you can slim down chubby sims by having them work out. My CAS male sim married a really fat sim and now she looks like a super model. Mostly hit the weights with some swimming

Works brilliantly for me.

A problem, though, that probably has to do with Eaxis' "brilliant" design is that when pregnant sims bathe, they no longer have a baby bump. My sim was heavily pregnant, but I noticed as she was was getting out of the bath that her belly was babby-free.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/LadyDea/Screenshot-37.jpg)

Also in regards to pregnancy; can pregnant sims not woohoo? I was trying to get my sim to woohoo with her boyfriend, but for the life of me I couldn't get the option to appear. Their status was at irresistible and both were pretty green.

A third annoyance. My sim drove herself to the hospital on her bicycle. That was a wtf moment for me.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/LadyDea/Screenshot-38.jpg)

Also - damn, babies are ugly/creepy! The blanket/baby bundle looks pretty crappy and worse than the baby in TS2!

Yes, pregger Sims can WooHoo. But, your relationship has to be pretty high or maybe you have to be married. I think alluring (SP?). Seems they raised the bar on WooHoo. Although, if you relax them both in a bed I have found that WooHoo comes at a lower level.

Relationships degrade very quickly with out the Charism skill high.
Charism depends on friends, and Guitar skill will allow you to play in public and make friends. Play for 6 hours and then go introduce yourself to everyone and you start at a high relationship if they like your music. Which then leads to if you get enough best friends, or is it friends?, then your sim will never loose friends with another sim through decay.

They seemed to have made skills affect sim and their moods more.
 
Like, athletics raised up makes your Sims tired less as they go about their day. I'm still finding out simple things like that but skills play a large part in Sims lives now.

Everyskill now has goals which does things for you if you reach those goals.

Just like some Jobs actually have splitting branches at certain levels. Like Law Enforcement at level 5 or 6 you can choose Forensics Analyst or Secret Agent.

It's going to take a bit to get to know the quirks but over all I like it. There is a lot to discover yet I'm sure. :)

The boolProp cheat doesn't work. What does work is just 'testingCheatsEnabled true'.
You can change all five traits of the selected Sim. And you can slide their bars fully into the green  ;D
Makes it a lot easier to 'discover' ... if you like cheating that is...
In the Sims 2, you could only slide the bars into the green when you went in and out the house/back to neighbourhood,
after using boolProp.
Now you can add the cheat directly and it works immediately!
What was possible in the Sims 2 and not in the Sims 3 is that you can't slide their skills, unfortunally...
but you can slide the friendshipbars into green also  ;)

PS: second option of the cheat is to "go to the next lifecycle". Didn't used that option yet. You can choose to do that with visitors too.
But don't want to mess up my game at this stage! LOL!

Here at MATY we refer to it as "debug mode" not "boolprop", as TS2 actually has several Boolean properties that can be changed in the cheat window.  Calling it debug mode is more accurate (as that's what it is) and less confusing (as it's being specific about which Boolean property is being referred to).  In TS2 if you turn on debug mode in your userstartup.cheat file you don't have to do the out to neighbourhood/back to house thing.  Additionally, several other cheats (e.g. seeing a sim's DNA) become available in TS2 if you turn on debug mode in your userstartup.cheat file.

This raises the question of userstartup.cheat files and TS3.  Is it possible to have one for TS3?  If so, where would it go and what can it have in it?  If we can turn on debug mode via a userstartup file, does it make more cheats available in the game?

Is there a mod to make the censor grid smaller but not disappear all together? I don't like the big censor grid but I would feel uncomfortable seeing naked peopletoo.

Not yet :(, but, why do you feel unconfortable seeing naked barbiedolls anyway?

Lulzzzzzzzzzz, I loved playing with baribes (up until i was 22).. and taking there clothes off.. its just like a 3D sim... haha..

Because people with no genitals are FUCKING CREEPY.

Well, in real life, such an act would be both purposeless and counterproductive, since the baby would be unlikely to survive.

Yes, the litany of horrible animation absences and shortcuts continues.  Sims do not get into cars.  Sims do not walk from the street to the sidewalk.  Sims disappear into their workplaces.  There seems to be a lot of this sort of thing.  I suspect that either it is this way to somehow fit the game all onto the DVD, so corners had to be cut, or it is to remove time-consuming animations and make more of your sim's life useful, rather than taken up with useless movement, or it is just laziness on the part of EAxis, who couldn't be assed to create the necessary animations (or they simply forgot?).

Is anyone else really pissed off at the stupid cartoonish crayon drawing quality of things like thought bubbles?  They seem a lot poorer than the TS2 equivalents.  This game lacks something in stylishness.

Well, given how many animations were recycled from TS2, and the fact that car animations existed in TS2 already, I'm guessing they intentionally cut them, so now sims pop out of their cars much like in SimCity Societies....making this Sims Societies.

I had that impression also, the art quality on the bubbles did seem worse than the TS2 equivalents. Maybe they just REALLY wanted to avoid the appearance of recycling that.

This is SO not true. IRL normal people do woohoo during pregnancy  ;) Why on Earth would one suddenly become a nun after getting knocked up? Ask your doctor: you may and even should - it's healthy for the relationship.

It's supposed to help bring on labour too, but there was no way I was knocking boots at 40+9.

The concern is not for the health of the relationship.  The statement merely notes that there is no pragmatic, productive result possible once babby is already made.  No further babby is possible during the pregnancy, so woohoo is unnecessary.  Sim relationships do not require woohoo to survive.

Pes was refering to Real Life.
Anyway for the Sims woohoo is even more purposeful: it gives boost to relationship. Much bigger boost than chat, less timeconsuming than chat too. Relationships decay VERY fast in TS3 so I'll take what I must. Besides I like to play realistic, so woohoo while pregnant is expected. And they can and they do.

Yes, I suspect he was referring to real life. 

Well, I suppose if you don't really want to keep the baby, that's one way of getting rid of it. Otherwise, I would think that the physicality of the process would be extremely harmful to contained objects.

Um, I have two kids, both grown up now and the Doc told us to keep our relations going until like the last two months. It helps with depression and stuff of that nature. Unless you are hung like a horse poking objects contain with in isn't going to happen...

Think of Pes's pesonality. Think of the sorts of physical feats and battles that are part of his relationship with Mrs. Pes. Continue that thought on to realize what level sex would be at. When you are done throwing up, you must admit that a fetus is unlikely to survive that sort of activity.

LOL, point taken.

Never mind that, the man pees drano. Goodness only knows what sort of mutant killer sperm spring from his loins.

I'd imagine they'd look something similar to you :P

Are you suggesting Frankenbeasley is Pes junior?

Put the cat back. That new avatar face is just too stupid to tolerate.

JM, finally you are wrong about something.  Sex cannot harm the baby as long as the man isn't laying his full weight directly on the baby, and that is only likely to be so uncomfortable that you get kicked off long before you can crush it or anything.

Also sperm has chemicals in it that has cervix softening and pain reducing properties that have real benefits for women who are close to going into labor.

P.S. Have you never heard of doggy style?

Perez, have you never heard of Klingon style?  That's the only style Pescado knows.  None of this wimpy stuff.  Sex is a battle which may be won or lost.  I know more details, but you don't want to hear them.

Hook

See, either Pescado has the hydra-like ability to regenerate his head or he's never actually had sex with Mrs Pescado - because I have no doubt that she rips the heads off of men and eats them afterwards, ala a praying mantis.

I have it on good authority that they don't actually get close enough to have sex together.  I believe they find it safer to remain in seperate rooms.

I grabbed the hack here, by CyberOps.  Is there any reason it wouldn't work well with the "official" ::) hard copy of TS3?

It works with my "official" (minus smiley) hard copy of TS3.

I am a dumbass today and cannot figure out where this goes on Mac. Can someone help me out?

Thanks!  Will try.

- Right-click on The Sims 3.app
- Choose "Show Package Content"
- Navigate through: Contents > Resources > transgaming > c_drive > Program Files > Electronic Arts > The Sims 3 > Game > Bin
- Shaders_Win32.precomp: there you are!

Thank you kindly. :)

Every time I try to get the file into the proper place it says error access denied, help please

You must have admin account on your PC or Mac. If you haven't ask someone who has to do it for you.

I am on the only account on the comp

Edit: Nevermind I tried again and it suddenly worked

i downloaded this patch and replaced the other file.
but when i go to play my game it still has the censor.
help?

This works for me, but it seems like instead of modifying game files directly, someone could use the method HystericalParoxysm used to get rid of fairy farts in build mode (http://modthesims.info/download.php?t=343257). Maybe.

She usually kills them by biting through their necks. I don't have a neck. My head is attached directly to my shoulders in the manner of a turret. So instead, I just get these nasty shoulder wounds, which isn't quite as effective. Fortunately, I develop thickened scar tissue easily, and the increased shoulder armor is reducing the damage inflicted in subsequent encounters.

can someone please help me?
i dont have the Shaders_Win32.7z file

....7z is the extension of this zipped package!  You do have the Shaders_Win32.precomp file.  Just unzip this with 7zip or Winrar, and overwrite it.

thats what i did!
i took the one in the folder out and replaced it with the downloaded one,
and i still have the censor.

Did you restart the game after swapping the files?

Awww...that's so romantic! :P

How do you use this cheat?

Inge, thank you so much for the link!  I just got the game yesterday, still finding my way around, but I can't stand playing with the censor blur.  Was delighted to see there was a fix already available.  It's working fine for me.

Karen

I got the female skin from the packages and made a proper nude female skin, if anyone has any idea how to get it back into the game PM me :X

Somehow, I now picture you with an exoskeleton.

(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/5191/ttttrolled.png)

In response to all the controversy in this thread

I always look over at your avatar after I read your posts for some extra lol effect.  ;)

The pregnant Agnes Crumplebottom was not pregnant when naked. She was soon to give birth, but somehow took her baby off with the clothing when going to take a shower and put it back on with clothing after showering.

I've noticed this with multiple pregnant sims. For whatever reason, while naked, they lose the baby bump.

I was very careless when I installed this hack and forgot to make a copy of the original Shaders_Win32 file.

Can someone please upload one?

Hi Enemy, would a german version of the shader by compatible ? If yes, I´ll send it via email if you like.. Cheers  :D

i did the same thing could someone send me a copy of the original.thanks!

I'm in the same boat as teddybear, and I want to patch my game but I can't without the original file. If someone could send me the file or upload it it would be greatly appreciated.

I lost my file and could also do with being sent a backup copy of it.

If you happen to have the CD available, \Game\Bin happens to have a copy.

If you misplaced your CD somewhere, I am sure it will be uploaded soon by someone somewhere.

http://drop.io/plnswtx/asset/shaders-win32-precomp-zip