More Awesome Than You!

You know the drill, find anything that you don't want in your game, whenever it's sex objects, stuff that was designed by a 6 year old or items that are nice but was completely utterly destroyed by the poorly made description. Sims are included as well.

Edit: Stories and Movies are allowed incase someone asks or wonders.

For an example is this person some kind of prostitute?
(http://thesims2.ea.com/sims2_exchange/sim/52/1290652/face.jpg)

Followed on by the Bella Goth dress, yes I'd imagine a prostitute in the GTA series
(http://thesims2.ea.com/sims2_exchange/sim/52/1290652/full.jpg)

Description:
Bambi, a French-Canadian exotic dancer! Yes, I'm from Canada. :) - Umm you don't need to give out your country, it's on your SimPage

Link: http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/sim_detail.php?asset_id=1290652&asset_type=sim&pid=Exchange_sims&hideFramework=&languageCode= (http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/sim_detail.php?asset_id=1290652&asset_type=sim&pid=Exchange_sims&hideFramework=&languageCode=)

JUDGES: Tsarina, Kazzandra.

The new Free Time patch. (http://thesims2.ea.com/update/getpatch.php?appVersion=1.13&languageCode=)

DO. NOT. WANT.

Well, not untill there's a new nocd crack.

thread over, tIIsuggas wins.

Good God! It looks like Brittany Spears and Steven Tyler had a kid! :o

Pure win

(http://www.rosesims.org/hair/image/rosehair_0035.JPG)

He looks like a Chia Pet!

Sexy Pan. Fucking furries. DO NOT WANT.

(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s216/assmitten/SXS2_51093_bootsbrisket_bootspanpic.jpg)

http://www.sexysims2.com/showthread.php?t=56112

Carrigon's rape mod (http://www.sims2workshop.com/viewtopic.php?t=2461)

I feel dirty, and not in a good way.

What's shadenlulzy is the message at the top of the screen of that hack (spelling left uncorrected):


Wait, what? "Adult images" are not okay on a site that has a rape hack? I mean, what could make people think those were okay to post?

Urgh. WTF? Honestly! :o

(http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll123/mount_tazneen/fuzzy-face.jpg)

(http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll123/mount_tazneen/11092.jpg)


*  And this now means I have to register at the ADULT sites. Hurl.

 Buntah's melting planet, combined with DO NOT WANT. (http://www.sexysims2.com/member/download.php?u=15709&showType=1)

(http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll123/mount_tazneen/SXS2_309380_buntah_sexonarock-1.jpg)

And is that the vomiting animation I spy ???


And shouldn't we create a standard here? These, uh, 'adult' images-- should we make people hit a link and be goatsed? Or should entering  this thread mean you must have girded thy loins (er, so to peak) and are prepared?

Also-- I am aware that some of these adult objects use the plunger animations and bladder animations, and to me, that is horribly disgusting and I DO NOT WANT. This is murky water, and I need to watch where I step!

I think I'll go to TSR now and find some objects made by six-year olds.  :-\

Fee Essen has been a busy little bee. Here are a few notables --

By Fee Essen standards, the rolling pin and board aren't too bad, but the dough looks like a moldy rock.
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b48/spambi/Nudelholz-fefo.jpg) (http://www.sims2-feeessen.de/include.php?path=content/download.php&contentid=1512&PHPKITSID=16a339a8a95f80f624ea7812f145c13a)

EA/Maxis exercise equipment is too nicely proportioned and doesn't have a crappy enough texture. Fixed!
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b48/spambi/fitnesstrainer-fefo.jpg) (http://www.sims2-feeessen.de/include.php?path=content/download.php&contentid=1414)

I guess this really is a "Do Want" if you hate your children.
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b48/spambi/spinnenbettchen_fefo.jpg) (http://www.sims2-feeessen.de/include.php?path=content/download.php&contentid=1544&PHPKITSID=e86bea1f14337cb7b01476244358053c)

Oh, not this again. Since anyone under 18 on this site is a LIAR, why should we protect them?

You have to be at least 18 or a ZOMG LIAR to register, but you can view Planet K 20X6 as a guest.

Anyway, I has submission:
(http://isc.thesimsresource.com/images/tmp/223/223159.jpg)
From evi. (http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/clothing/female/child/everyday/223159/)
Yeah, that will keep your child warm. I FUCKING HATE CHILD WHORE CLOTHING WITH A PASSION, whether it's the sort of thing you see at TSR or The Exchange, or the IRL trend. Also, what exactly does the button do?

Hey Insanity Prelude, got links?

I remember once when MagicMoon(?) - something like that - was lecturing a n00b on how MATY is a family friendly site. Oh, no, it wasn't a n00b, it was Lindaetterlee, sadly not missed, who used a rude word for woohoo.

Pescado's rejoinder? No it fucking isn't. (A family friendly site).

So please go for it, anyone who doesn't wish to view the pictures is at perfect liberty to not view the thread.

As for the whore clothes for young girls, I found this was an interesting article. The Profit Motive Behind The Sexualization Of 'Tween Girls (http://www.scientificblogging.com/news_releases/the_profit_motive_behind_the_sexualization_of_tween_girls)

(http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/images15/MTS2_604148_rebecah_bike.gif)
rebecah's Childs Rideable Bike (http://hideki.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=245882); with the most retarded animations around.
Sure, sure, she'll get points for trying, but I DO NOT WANT!

What is that sweater doing on that outfit? Somehow it makes the outfit all the more annoying.

Also from TSR --

(http://isc.thesimsresource.com/images/616/616954.jpg) (http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/clothing/female/teen/formal/616954/)
Apparently the creator, having used Marvine's mesh to create all of her adult whore clothing, was unaware that not every mesh is alpha editable. She should have realized that something was amiss when she saw that big chunks of her teen whore dress were flesh-colored. While this dress might remind some people of "Silence of the Lambs", WINDAN66701 was not one to worry about such insignificant details. Thus, she stamped her name on it in extra big letters and added it to her collection.

Hee, I think it's supposed to be that guy with the hair from Tekken. But yes, it looks ridiculous. :D

That hair reminds me a lot of Paul Phoenix (http://www.tekken-official.jp/tk6ac/characters/paul.html)

EDIT : Annan beat me to it...

Rebecah has really big, innovative ideas, but fails a bit in the execution. Not that I could do animations, but...when was the last time you could steer a bike without using your hands?

The last time I tried, I was ten and rode straight into a lamp-post :D Still have the scar on my eyebrow...

Good. I Just needed the clarification.


Heh-- that would make an awesome story. "The tribe must sacrifice a child per year to the giant melting crab monster or we will all die!"


That sounds like a good way to help destroy TSR-- upload every piece of shit package you've ever created and use up their server space :D

People have been trying that for years, unwittingly or otherwise.

Yep. the other one is the baby animation.

This comes down to my own personal taste: I am quite crept out by this, and DO. NOT. WANT this in my game, but it is very well done. It's the ball-joint doll look:

(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s28/Chandra9901/Other/BJDfemale.jpg)
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s28/Chandra9901/Other/BJDmale.jpg)

Link:http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=225411 (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=225411)

Yippy, now your sims can look as if they're real dolls, the kind of doll that will undoubtedly turn evil, come alive at night and kill you in your sleep. Especially this one:

(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s28/Chandra9901/Other/Mindofatoy.jpg)
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s28/Chandra9901/Other/close-upfacedoll.jpg)
That is so an evil toy doll. Do. Not. Want.

Especially not after reading the description of her:

Forboding, if you ask me.


And then she'll come alive and want to kill the kids that used her and discarded her.


For which, of course, she'll take a bloody revenge.

If you want her, she's here:
http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=272475 (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=272475)

Urgh. :-X Definitely do not want.

Period Hack (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=177932)

I recall the bug log once saying that they added "more aggressive tampon insertion."

auuuugh. DO NOT WANT

I've used it since it first came out. I like it because I like to torture Sims, I suppose. Love to watch that comfort plummeting, especially when I'm sitting on top of a B17 myself.

What it means my "more aggressive tampon insertion" is that "change tampon" will show up in your queue and might stomp other things, depending on how urgent the need is.

Though since I installed FreeTime "change tampon" has changed to "Drink Lovepotion 8.5" though they still go to the toilet   :P

Nicole Kidman, is that you?

We did this one MUNFS ago. Find new material, tardlicker.

There are also a few other entries in this thread that have appeared in past, 'More Awful'. Still, they make me cringe as hard as ever.

Anyway, I DO NOT WANT this (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=93079) thing in my head anymore... let alone my game.

(http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x242/lushtrafford/MTS2_133808_wwe_ryuk.jpg)

Also, feeEssen, although usually not eligible, just has to be mentioned again for her blatant taking of the constant piss (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=190105).

(http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x242/lushtrafford/MTS2_372838_feeEssen_snapshot_320f1.jpg)

I do feel like I'm crapshooting here.  I wish the contest was a little more specific. Are we looking for bizarre, but functional? Badly made? Just fucking creepy? Bad adult items? Do we need to make sure our item was not entered in past contests? Giggy-- specify!

Oh, and ebonyspiral? I blame you for my nightmares tonight.

Well, it's a good question, because if we are going more broad, then my ultimate Sims Do. Not. Want is this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUtpKf7srk0).

That's a "death god" from an anime. It's meant to be creepy, since it goes around killing people for the hell of it.

Oh, please don't make me box.net the prons.

Now I will sit back and wait for the Greatest Hits.

1. "You People Never Let Anything Die Do You?"
2. "This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things (Disco Remix)"
3. "This Site Used to Be Cool (But You People Rooned It)"

What? Who DOESN'T want to see sim Brynne giving some guy head?

(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b290/Last_Daughter_of_Krypton/Death%20Note/DeathNote-Ryuk.jpg)

It could have used a spikier hairstyle. But I've seen worse for anime/manga Sims.
Thanks for reminding me of Death Note. Though I'm not going to put Ryuk into my game, I'm going to find a decent Light Sim somewhere. I can use moar bishounens anytime.

Many old favourites like feeEssen/buntah stuff reminded me of my all-time-favourite WTF/DO NOT WANT creation, Edible Tiger. I went to MTS2 to check if there is something new that has not been submitted into past contests. Alas, this tiger-obsessed person removed all his/her creations from MTS2. Well, that's one creator I don't feel sorry at all to see taking his/her toys to home... :D

I's got me another entry after delving through some Terrible Shit Really!!! It's in the WTF/gross  (http://www.thesimsresource.com/artists/Agent420/downloads/sims2/body/skintones/fantasy/251958/) category:

(http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll123/mount_tazneen/251958.jpg)

I NOMinate that!

Featuring Death Note or feeEssen's melting terlet...
...okay, I really shouldn't have just combined those both in my own head.

*leaves the light on

Speaking of nightmares.....

Looks more like carpet rebond padding, so FAIL on all counts. D-minus.

Shit, we need noo stuffs. It is getting boring seeing all the same crapola from other threads. I vote for no previous More Awful Than You! noms. Find something new, peoples!

I think the next more awful should be inappropriate children's clothes.

Didn't we do that one? Or was it whore clothes that had too many pedobait outfits?

Disney freak I may be but.. no.

(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t83/Strange-Angel/SimCreepiness/863.jpg)
Here tis. (http://www.thesimszone.co.uk/files/index.php?ID=863)

From about 9 to about 15. Then I stopped riding a bike because it was cooler to walk to school. Then I got so cool I got kicked out of school. I next rode a bike when I was about 26, with a child seat on the back for my toddler. I had to use my hands then.

Edit: To add Zazazu's quote, 'cos I didn't notice a whole extra page in this thread when I posted.

After reading that, plus doing some googling and more article reading, I have to wonder what the world has come to.
The articles:
http://www.commercialfreechildhood.org/articles/4thsummit/levin.htm
http://www.commondreams.org/views06/0825-33.htm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-412195/Tesco-condemned-selling-pole-dancing-toy.html
http://mayagranny.blogspot.com/2006/08/sexualizing-children.html
And there's a creepy doll/That always follows you/It's got a pretty mouth/To swallow you whole

I feel like making a TS2 music video to that song (http://www.lyricsandsongs.com/song/892967.html) now.

Good articles Liveangel, cheers.


* witch uses up all her influence to make Assmitten box.net the prons


I never thought that Joe sim was attractive, he looks like someone who works in a carwash and doesn't know which way to put his hat on. A mouth-breather for sure.

I've always had that same impression about people with their hats on the wrong way, yes.

Is this where witch and I (et al) go off on a rant about adult men who dress like petulant toddlers? Sucking on bottles of water, pants so baggy and droopy they look like filled diapers, untied shoes, huge shirts, hats placed on head any way but forwards, shaved baby-bald heads...this is not an attractive fashion look, people.

Brynne's bland white gangsta thugs are a big DO. NOT. WANT.

Other DO. NOT. WANTs: paysites, SecuROM, Sims aggressively inserting Tampax, disappearing portal bugs, lots having to be flat or they bork your hood, maid fishtank bugs, piano bugs, EPsSPs shipped with bugs that conflict with vanilla EP/SP installs of game, EA trying its best to start phoning home when I want to play, game resetting everything after each new SP/EP, the NVidia bug, Sims bursting into flame while jumping on beds, and a thousand other EAxean glitches and idiocies that make me loathe EA and boycott them.

And Fee Essen and Buntah and Carla Niven already have a Golden Lifetime DO. NOT. WANT. Award.

Yeah- sorry, I haven't actually entered anything in More Awful Than You before. It's Rose Sims (http://www.rosesims2.net/) hair (the site's not loading on this computer right now or I'd link directly to the page the hair's on.) At least it's a free one.

RANT ON: Nope, nope, they don't wear them really baggy anymore, now they wear their jeans so tight I cringe looking at them and I am a girl. DOWN WITH SKINNY JEANS >:(! Ugh, and the colored ones are even worse. I even heard of this boy who has to tape back his balls are something like that because he wears his jeans so tight. I mean, why? But at the same time, maybe its a good thing because they are killing their own sperm. This world is over-populated as it is. :RANT OVER

Anyways, that's my mini rant. I have an entry.
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee308/SlickC33/asc038_tf008_swim.jpg) What in the hell is that green stuff? Are STDs the new "thing."
Also, from the same site:
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee308/SlickC33/asc047_tf007_tigerlook.jpg)

Wait, we can nominate videos??  If that's the case, allow me to direct your attention to this Sims 2 adaptation of one of the classiest songs ever written (http://youtube.com/watch?v=urpMQ-2KNho).

I love how the male character clips through the wall while he's doing his rap.  But my favorite part is the clever use of the "pick up the newspaper" animation.  ;)

Yeah. I don't think you really get it.

Not in NZ yet. Oh no. NZ homies are still so last century.

Heh. I kind of LIKE that trend. mmmm.

I hate, hate, hate, HATE skinny jeans on guys with an undying passion. THEY LOOK LIKE MORONS! Also, fat people should NOT be wearing skinny jeans. No. Just NO!

Oz homeboys (well, those that I see rarely. We're overrun with emos and scene kids down here) still wear baggy jeans and all that.

I don't notice the jeans on those boys. I am too busy looking at their hats. WTF is up with wearing your hat really tight so it just barely sits on the top of your head? Is it cool to have a head so giant no hat will fit?

I was scanning the page and for a second I thought you were referring to... something else.  Some kind of Freudian compensation, perhaps?

More on topic: link, SlickCee?

This is an amazing thing to behold. We had a "Smell Yo Dick" thing going in grah for a while. I love that the newspaper wasn't even removed. KLASSY.

Its this  Sims webstie I came across in the booty. I saw even more atrocities but decided to spare you all.
http://www.adult-sims.com/
Edit: Aw, crap, the link isn't working. I'll just give you the booty page. And yes, they expect you to actually pay for those.
http://paysites.mustbedestroyed.org/booty/adult_sims/

Here's a little reminder of the rules to keep it fun for everyone. I think this month is looser and ever more subjective than others, but I think it can be fun.

Rules:
1. It must be a real item. Item must not be made by you or anyone on your site. No, you may not create an awful entry just for this purpose.
2. Item must be have been created BEFORE this contest! No creating an awful item just to win!
3. It must be from a real site. Somebody's Angelfryer or Geoshitties page is not a real site. Bonus points if it's a paysite!
4. It must be awful. The most awful winning entry will be chosen by a panel of selected judges and the winner will be awarded a free month's subscription.
5. Items must be submitted by the deadline, the end of the month, Server Time.
6. Submissions must be posted here, with pictures. Show off the awfulness! Bonus points if the screenshots were from the site of the item itself, meaning it looks bad even in the propaganda photos!
7. Carla Niven is disqualified. We already know he'd win. Besides, Freewebs is not a real site.

Actually, I do get it.  You were taking another jab at Brynne.  I just chose to ignore that part of your post because I'm really not interested in Old Fight.

I wasn't taking a jab only at Brynne, I was saying that narcissistic sim pr0n is high on my list of Do. Not. Want. I don't like the Wank Mirror for the same exact reason, but it has been in a previous contest.

FWUH? I missed this one. Someone hook me up with this grotesquerie.

Click at your own risk (http://www.sexysims2.com/showthread.php?t=164133). Actually, this is WORSE than goatse.

Oh, and I found an entry. Crammy's penis for females.

(http://thumbs2.sexysims2.com/images7/SXS2_320392_igottapi4_snapshot_341e5fdf_f41e615a.jpg)

(Hotlinked because I cannot imagine photobucket being happy)

OMGWTFBBQ? Just...no. What has been seen cannot be unseen...

...I recall avoiding the thread in Peasantry. My fears are realised.

I cheered this one on, because I thought it would finally be possible to have an accurate Pedobait in my game. BUT NOOO, she says, NO PEEN, she says. Fine.

(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s216/assmitten/SXS2_317797_Real_SXS2_317753_Real_M.jpg)

Penis pump (http://www.sexysims2.com/showthread.php?t=96262). And it's decorative. Not only can you imagine your sims have ED, but they also just have to stare sadly at the "sculpture" on the table. Do not want.

You're totally right. I was thinking she looked like a half breed dog/trailer trash but your description is more suiting.

(http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll123/mount_tazneen/SXS2_317794_Real_SXS2_317752_Real_M.jpg)


Look at this. (http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php?action=post;topic=12067.50;num_replies=69) THE PHAIL IS JUST SPECTACULAR.

First of all, like Assmitten's entry, this is a decorative statue. Therefore, it is not effective. If birth control wasn't effective, no one would use it :p

Secondly, the 'brand' of condoms is 'Mod the Sims 2.' Of course, this is hosted on 'SexySims2.' In addition, the creator couldn't even be bugged to get the font right.

Also, this is as ugly as hell. It belongs beside Buntah's recolour of the sex rock.

Finally, read the comments for some LULZ! That's right-- it has accrued 30 stupid comments.

DO NOT WANT!


 

The only thing appropriate in that picture:  all the STOP! signs.

:D I have balls, but they're only metaphorical. Sorry.

This boy's head reminds me of a balloon. It gets bigger and bigger as you fill it with air and then KABOOM!
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee308/SlickC33/ET.jpg)
You can find the inflated head hairstlye at wonderous Raonsims.

Hur. Like in Theme Hospital where they have to get their heads exploded.

Bloatyhead I think it's called.

This is supposed to be Ewan McGregor and is from TSR.  Not only does he look like he is constipated and needs to at least wash his face, if you will notice, it looks as if there is a hole in the middle of his forehead.  This has a very high creep factor for me and I Do.Not.Want.

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k107/madamejeanie/722989.jpg)

Obviously photo-skinned face meet creepy, unrealistic blue eyes. Bad photo-skinning makes me physically ill. I would enter some Chaz shit, but  I want to make sure not to enter something that's already been entered.

Actually, his head at toddler stage is the scariest. Totally looks like a balloon.

I don't get this one.  Many of my sims look like this.  Seems normal and attractive to me.  Sure, they can't wear hats because their hair pokes through.  It's just more of an anime aesthetic, I'd think.

(In real life I inflate and deflate my head using the air nozzle behind my left ear so hats remain a possible option.)

Looks like he forget to put his false teeth in.


I started going back through all the old More Awful threads to make sure I didn't either... then seeing I already had. Damn.
Anyway, I recommend the hair thread for the most laughs. Still makes me belly laugh.

Milkshape and Photoshop: Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

I agree, that's pretty good hair.

Of course this month's theme, a.k.a. "Do Not Want", is pretty subjective.

(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b242/Glilmang/donotwant.jpg)

Found this at ModTheSims2. I have no idea what they're supposed to be. All I know is DO NOT WANT.

Obviously a tissue box for round tissues, perfume bottle or lopsided dumbell, and flat metallic baseball with a strange post-it note stuck on it.  I've been looking for these three exact items for years!

Well, now we know who the creator is. Thanks for outing yourself so we can throw rocks.

Can we have some backlinking here? Part of the lulz is in reading the comments and seeing the creators come back and get huffy.

It's not buntah or feeEssen, actually. Some simsistic person. Awful found here (http://modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=112023).

I had meant to enter this last month. I hope that it hasn't been entered before. If so, my apologies in advance as I must have missed it.
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k138/Cimaronna/ComingApart1.jpg)
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k138/Cimaronna/ComingApart2.jpg)

Yes. You will enjoy the thrills and chills our games provide --especially as your body literally splits with glee! If you don't feel yourself cracking up, we will not refund your money.
You bought it. It's your problem!
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k138/Cimaronna/ManEatingPillows.jpg)

Courtesy of none other than the beloved Rose of Rose Sims!
http://www.rosesims.org/clothes/roseclothes_3.htm (http://www.rosesims.org/clothes/roseclothes_3.htm)

Buy now and you will receive free of charge this wonderful sofa complete with man-eating pillows. We guarantee they will bite!
http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/sets/672666/ (http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/sets/672666/)

Looking for the sofa now and will edit, then. Edited to include image.
(http://isc.thesimsresource.com/images/672/672666.jpg)

Actually, I like the look of the sofa but the hungry pillows I can do without. :D
*Edited (again) to include link. Sheesh!  ::)

WIN! (http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll123/mount_tazneen/Smilies/smiley_rolling.gif)

This is the most recent download available at SexySims:

(http://thumbs2.sexysims2.com/img/6/4/7/8/4/MTS2_macks1819_321471_Whipped_1.jpg)
(http://thumbs2.sexysims2.com/img/6/4/7/8/4/MTS2_macks1819_321472_Whipped_1a.jpg)

Apparently "this seems to be a standard request" but I DO.NOT.WANT. in my game! It even comes in a choice of states (http://www.sexysims2.com/showthread.php?t=171506).

I've hotlinked the images cos I aint tainting my photo account with this.

MAYBE useful for stories... BUT I DO NOT WANT.

I thought all the entries had to be created before the contest?  Anyway, that really is horrific.

I'm really not trying to spam this thread, but I just keep finding awful DO NOT WANT stuff.
 (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=286541&c=1&ht=0&page=2&pp=25#startcomments)
I'm thinking at this point that the well-made stuff is the scariest:

(http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll123/mount_tazneen/winter800x600cp0.jpg)
(http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll123/mount_tazneen/frontbacknside800x600ar2-1.jpg)

And fanseelamb probes she indeed does have impeccable taste:

EDIT: I decided not to edit out my funny Freudian typo!

Being unique, they would by definition be the loveliest of their kind. 

Actually, were it not for the breastiges and clompy heels, I would probably dl something like that.  All my simboys are sluts anyway.  Something about the shoes from the front makes me think of a faun, or the front half of a centaur, on top of looking painful to wear.  The fabric and detail are really nice though.

That they are but still, Do Not Want!

*Kazzandra: Loving the Freudian slip!  ;D

Looks as if some naughty boy pulled a Julie Andrews with Grandma's drapes.

(http://i27.tinypic.com/1yww0j.gif)
Nope, do not want. Not exactly badly made, just very... odd.
From here (http://www.simpathetic.com/compulsive_d_-_dreads.htm)

Nothing else wrong with it?

(http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll123/mount_tazneen/frontbacknside800x600ar2.jpg)

And Tsarina, thank you for reminding me of simpathetic.  :(

I think someone just found the new uniform for Club #Grah.

It would be an improvement for this poor guy of mine...
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/xoferew/c2.jpg)

Now see, I perform with a Rocky Horror Picture Show floorshow cast, and a lot of people think that all of us who don the fishnets & corsets for the show are a pack of strange deviants, but even I wouldn't put my poor simmies in that cross-dressing nightmare of an outfit! Do Not Want.

I remember that game... it gave me nightmares when I was a little kid. Do not want. D:

Really? I loved the game. My li'l bro was scared of the head-exploding thing though. Even more when one time there's a blackout RIGHT after one of the patient's head exploded. :o Creepy.

 :D

I have that hair in my game AND it's worn by a character in my big story neighborhood (and he wears the "mickey" style dreads, too).  They suit him very well (but the mesh does have some gaps).

I think his bare ass is much more tasteful (er.... that conjures up ass licking images) comfortable than that costume.

I mean, the strap's up his ass crack yet it doesn't even cover the top of his ass crack. Could you imagine sitting in that? It would be like having a violin string rubbed up and down your ass. G strings-- without the music. (Hurr. I crack myself up.)

BTW, nice pic xoferew. I think it is quite artistic-- can I haz a a larger version of that screenshot? I am working on a Sims 2 art gallery and that one strikes me as particularly awesome. There is an overall consistent atmosphere in it.... I like. The steam-- the dirty walls and bucket-- perfect. Can I pleaze haz?

Rohina, as a rebel base supporter, I adore that remarkl!  ;D

Thanks!  Sure, how can I facilitate your hazing of it?

You're right, the slutwear is completely impractical and I wouldn't want delicate areas lacerated.

Well the thread said it had been uploaded at the end of May. I can't prove this now though as it seems even SexySims DOES.NOT.WANT as the post seems to have been removed.

*shrug* I was a strange kid. It wasn't a bad game, just... creepy. XD

Did like the PA messages. "Attention! The hospital administrator is cheating!"

You seem as if you're trying to raise your post count, lol.
The emerald one is not as lulzy as the the pink one, which looks like my Dad's armchair!
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s18/liveangel93/Unique800x600.png)

Anyway, I have another submission:Cum sprayed in face. (http://www.sexysims2.com/showthread.php?t=170281)
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s18/liveangel93/More%20Awful%20Than%20You/SXS2_320339_jianyangj_snapshot_33cc.jpg)

I have no idea what that is on her face, and I don't want to know what it is., please tell me it's just mayonnaise though?!

*Shudders

Yes Giggy, it is just mayonnaise...

*Emma pats Giggy's shoulder reassuringly

Whatever helps you sleep at night, Emma... ;)

Well she sure looks happy about it.

Ugh! I've been trying not to comment on some of the Sexy Sims stuff and others like it. Dang! All of it is absolutely DO. NOT. WANT.
And now, a word from our sponsors.  *runs off gagging*

Contest over: Liveangel is the winrar. Seriously, WTF is up with her grin? Do. Not. Want times a billion.

Duh, you call that cum? Textures are all wrong, that chick looks like she was painting her ceiling while not wearing protective hat. Or tried to brush her teeth and had a fit of really shaky hands.

It looks like pigeon poop to me.

From the comments:

(http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n286/asthehind/whathasbeenseen.jpg)

It's the Story of the Internet.

I learned that long ago. ;)

That website has a lot of weird stuff. I don't think that cum covered face is as bizzare as the dick on the forehead...thing.

What?! I must have missed something. Is it drawn on, or is it an actual accessory? Because that would be WIN! And very, very disturbing.

^ Full Face Makeup I suppose. :o

Do. Not. Want.

http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=2403 (http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=2403)

Contest over. Annan wins.

Well so you might think, but apparently there are 18 people who DO want it. What is WRONG with people?

I saw that. Who are these people? I haven't seen anyone who posts in favour of it, but sneakily must be in favour of it. Pm shennanigans, methinks.

Oh and obviously, one of the voters is the Tard itself...so there are 17 people who want it. Barf.

It may not be eligible as it was created after the competition start date, but I DO. NOT. WANT spray on clothing.

http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=288310

Elder clothing that's more suited for 25-year-olds, DO NOT WANT.
http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=209885 (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=209885)
http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=208563 (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=208563)

Perhaps even worse, kids outfits converted for elders, WTF?
http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=255889 (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=255889)

WTF indeed!! No wonder it only got 1 Thanks post. :D


On another note, "Canine Self-Defence Pratice Pad" (sic) ? Doggie can has karate pratice? DO NOT WANT!

(http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/7382/mts2kodiak737488sandy3de7.jpg)

Found here (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=279384)

I understand it's a picked download because it's a custom animation and all, and I actually appreciate that it must be quite some work to do that, but honestly, I wouldn't (and won't) put that thing in my game.

The phrase 'mutton dressed as lamb' springs to mind...

While I don't have any of those downloads, I do have Motoki's adult clothes for elders mod that I'm in the process of modifying to suit my taste.  I put all my elders in adult clothes, as I prefer the adult body shape to the elder body shape.

Those two links to adult clothes aren't too revealing or too skin-tight.  The third one, however, is do.not.want.  Saggy boobs just don't work in that outfit.  If it didn't have the saggy boobs, I'd put a playful elder into an outfit like that.

Post the pix, slackers.

Seriously. I've had to close that PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSERS Box from MTS2 four times now. Have I mentioned that as a particular pet peeve of mine? Okay, then.

DO.NOT.WANT. Pop-up boxes at a site where I have donated money.

That thing always scares the pickles out of me.

God, yeah. The first time it popped up I was expecting it to say, "Your internets haz been haxxorzd!!1!"
No need.

I never got any pop up ads from MTS. But then again I have an adblocker...

What do you have? I have cool furryfox plugins, and they still get past.

I have adblock too, and it doesn't show the ads anymore, but I can't seem to get it to stop with the big black "BOO! GOTCHA!" box, even though nothing is displayed IN the box.

Same here.  Big do.not.want, to the point that I only go to MTS2 now if there's something I'm specifically looking for.

Thirded. I hate those stupid pop-ups.

I used to get the "PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSORS!!1!!oneoneone" box, but I don't any more. I has FurryFox Adblocker, too.

 :o

The what on the where, now?

 ???

Also: LOL, Kofi. Well played. Well played indeed. ROFFLE!

Also also: There, there. It's all  right, Giggers, it was all just a bad dream. The crazy, uh, mayo-face lady is NOT hiding in your hall closet.

Hmm. Rut row.

Someone please revive our poor traumatized 12 and give him some nice hot cocoa and a binky.

I use IE7 (surprise :D) with a plugin called IE7Pro. It comes with an adblocker, and I never got that black screen. Yes I've seen that black screen when I browsed the net from school.

You mean you've never heard of the infamous cockihorn (http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/621/sxs2316643mechecunicornbt7.jpg) (WARNING!! Click link at your own risk! :P)

While we're at it, SexySims seems to have lots of items made to win at this contest... For example:

(http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4843/sxs2317775supertrampsxswz8.jpg)

The so-called Weenie Shower. :-\

It's my own fault, I know, but really that ought to have come with a warning: "Do not look before you have had your morning coffee."

Actually, DO WANT. They are silly. Every once in a while I have an elder go nutty.

You want to get the noscript plugin for firefox. That kills it entirely. Oh the irony. If they didn't spam the shit out of me so much that i needed three separate firefox plugins to completely nuke them, I'd have donated a few aussie plastic moneys at them ages ago.

Zazazu, I agree.  In fact, I think my self-sim will be wearing that Paul Frank tee when she ages to elder.  I would never wear anything like the Maxis elder clothes in real life.  I will probably be buried in t-shirt and jeans.

Hey, thanks, floopy.

Re: peenshower...do you need to have yellowpee installed for that to work correctly?

Oh yes. That is BIZARRE looking. It's not even in a bathroom-- she's standing there showering in urine under giant male anatomy in a perfectly normal looking room. She looks kind of blinded in that snapshot. I can only see this in perhaps a themed Pompeii neighbourhood. If one could stomach such a thing. So who wants to get cracking on making us penis windchimes?

(http://www.aztriad.com/windchim.jpg)

Up until now, I have been blissfully unaware of so called 'sexy' stuff. I sure do wish it would have stayed that way.  :-X

You probably need the gold-plated version of the weenshower for the "golden shower" option.

(Was that carefully worded enough so as not to further traumatize Gigginz?)

I am a discreet mitten.

I can almost believe there is a giant naked guy pressed up against the other side of that wall.  And somehow he became stuck.  I'm a little bothered by the way streams of liquid are being discharged from numerous openings.  That can't be right.  Perhaps when he first became stuck the horrified lady whacked at him with a cactus.   I'm also disturbed by the matching color faucet knobs.  Are they warm and fleshy?

LMAO that photobucket took exception to whatever Kazzandra posted. I think the usual etiquette about not hotlinking may be waived for this thread.

Oh yes! I can post all sorts of inappropriate material, but an actual artifact from Pompeii is ZOMG! Inappropriate! How did they find it so quickly? It has no title and is named windchime.jpg

EDIT: I suppose I should mention that the image is now hotlinked. Pompeii artifacts are a real life DO NOT WANT for me, anyway. And they seem to be about as random as the stuff in this thread.

Weird. At this moment, I can still see it. I'm still puzzling out why it has wings.

Perhaps it's been dipped in Red Bull?

Anyway, I have another submission:Cum sprayed in face. (http://www.sexysims2.com/showthread.php?t=170281)
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s18/liveangel93/More%20Awful%20Than%20You/SXS2_320339_jianyangj_snapshot_33cc.jpg)
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Oh, Lord, you have no idea how much I wish I hadn't been eating rice pudding when I saw that.  Yuck! 

My submission:

Cock-a-Cola!

(http://thumbs2.sexysims2.com/img/1/6/8/7/7/7/MTS2_Targa_320700_cokcacola.jpg)

http://www.sexysims2.com/showthread.php?t=170690

I think she may have gotten the tags wrong, and was just trying to quote.  But you never know around here.  ;)

Aha, I see that. Good call.

Re. the MTS2 ads: if you use Firefox with AdBlockPlus, NoScript and a little gem of an extension called Remove It Permanently, you can strip the site of ads of every kind.

Thanks for the heads up, Amber! Just got all those extensions.

This was just posted, so it's disqualified, but I feel like posting it anyway:
(http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/1/4/7/8/5/5/1/MTS2_Mkvenner_770219_cover.jpg) (http://hideki.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=288682)


Do not want!

So definitely do not want ANY of these!

Re:  Peenie-weenies

Don't they lose much of the charm they might have otherwise held when they become SEVERED?
Does a peen-owning guy like looking at severed naughty bits?  Does a straight woman?  Does a gay guy?  Does a psychopath with a weed whacker?  WHO?

Why the blurring into a normal skin? ??? *Is confused* I actually have the full tiger skin, and it's not bad. If you're into that sort of thing anyway...
(http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n286/asthehind/snapshot_33295b0b_b32d8e4a.jpg)

Hmm, the arms are oookay, but the faces look scribbled on!

Yay! I r srs biznz! Sorry, Giggy.
Win.

I assume that we can submit videos.
DO NOT WANT Jade. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=HuV4RPXLpS4)
DO NOT WANT this, though it has been posted another contest, it is still horrid. I cannot believe it's still on Youtube. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=JdoO7sA3dz8)
Tonight's special DO NOT WANT = Goombas in the tubes of both MATY and my ISP, creating EPIC LAG.

Apparently a hybrid skin.

Yes, but why?

If you start asking "why" when it comes to furries you'll never do anything else...

Speaking of furries, I DO NOT WANT whatever is going on here (http://community.livejournal.com/furry_sims/).

(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e69/shallowkid/Pilotalk.jpg)

Sexy Social Bunny?  Run, Brandon Lillard, run!

(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e69/shallowkid/Afterglo1.jpg)

Is that a Furby (or a Gremlin, not sure which one would be weirder) in the dream doodad?  WTF furries!?  I do not want whatever mod allows your Sims to dream about Furbies and doing God knows what to all manner of furry things.

Shallow_kid, how could you miss this screenshot? At least three DO NOT WANTS going on there.

(http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x205/Akktri/Romance3.jpg)

EDITed out whining about the state of the world.

Good point. I'll stick to my other whys. Like 'why 42 days'?

 (http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/12/iminthehouse128577965514873831.jpg)

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My very first sims-related do. not. want: the powerpuff-girls! As sims! I couldn't find it at MTS2 anymore, though I'm sure they're the ones that had it (I think it was even a featured upload), but here's a video of them:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqxMKOoIUIE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqxMKOoIUIE)

They just look wrong and totally misplaced in the sims universe, IMO. Those round heads. Those round eyes. That blow-up toy look...It just looks weird.

ETA: found the page, it's here:http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=147353 (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=147353)

Picture:

(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s28/Chandra9901/Other/powerpuffgirlssims.jpg)

Alright, now I'm truly scared.

Tiger... hybrid? Does that mean that a woman got it on with a tiger?

I don't think that works. Well, I should say "Outside of Greek myth." (See: Minotaur.)

Another do not want: make-up on toddlers (the trend, not just this example of it)

Like this:

(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s28/Chandra9901/Other/aww.jpg)

Found on the exchange, of course, where toddlers in make-up are plentiful, just that they're not all as obvious as this one. They all seem to wear eyeliner, though. Why do they feel the need to put make-up on all their toddlers? It's not a kiddie pageant.

Description:
Personally, I think she looks adorable. She's wearing a lot of make-up, which I don't usually do with toddlers, but she's just so adorable!

If she's already adorable, why put make-up on her?

Link:Here (http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/sim_detail.php?asset_id=1264255&searchPage=exch&search=1&asset_type=sim&key=toddlers&order=CREATION_DATE+desc&nrows=5&game_version=&age=&gender=&custom=&locality=&country=&view=new&hideFramework=&languageCode=)

Kids in make-up is bad, too, especially as heavy make-up as this:

(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s28/Chandra9901/Other/Jade.jpg)

Description:An Adorable Child With A Great Sense Of Humour , Fun To Play With , And Perfect With Toddlers And Babys . Adopt Her !

(Gah! I hate it when people Type Like This. Congratulations, you can use shift-key. We get it. Now, do you need a 12-step program to stop abusing it?)

link:Here (http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/sim_detail.php?asset_id=1257818&searchPage=exch&search=1&asset_type=sim&key=toddlers&order=CREATION_DATE+desc&nrows=5&game_version=&age=&gender=&custom=&locality=&country=&view=new&hideFramework=&languageCode=)

www.thesimsresource.com

DO. NOT. WANT.

You can clearly see that it is Mary Sue Pleasant enjoying part of her divorce settlement from Daniel.  ;D

O..M..G..

I can never unsee that. It's hideous. For so many reasons.

Poor gethane. I'm sure someone around here has extra brain bleach if you need it. Unfortunately, I just used up the last of mine, or I'd share.

(http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/avatars/brainbleach.gif) Also, I've got (http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/crapola/eyeclorox.jpg) Thank God.

Woot! Because after all... the goggles, they do nothing.

Asthehind, you're a beautiful person :D


....What? Rape video? Jesus x_x;

That video. DO NOT WANT.

Thanks - but I don't know whether to feel complimented or freaked out! ;)

 David Davies rocks. Haltemprice and Howden - vote Tory! Now there's something I never thought I'd say...

I think I was overwelmed by the majesty of finding someone who knew anything about British politics, ah haah haah XD
God yes. I don't know...I've kinda been of the opinion that the Labour party wouldn't know how to run a country whoever their leader may be. The party's too obsessed with short term solutions to long term problems, henceforth making the problem even worse :/

BUT I DIGRESS.
Back to sims, what what XD

Well, I am British... :) Politics is a passion for me, and this bill is just the latest in a long line of bills that have throroughly turned me off Gordon Brown and New Labour. Making the macro has let me vent just a little of my spleen.

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Can we nominate Maxis stuff? Because there are some really horrid things, like this:

(http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/8871/costumevx9.jpg)

Show business carreer outfit. And this creepy thing on her head.

That outfit is the one and only (and, I think, sufficient) reason why I never give any of my Sims the Show Business career.  If their LTW involves it, I reroll it using the Awesome Batman Box thing.  The job title sounds safe enough too:  "Commercial Actor."  At least warn me that my Sim will be playing a giant order of french fries!

Along with that one, though I have no pic on hand, I nominate the Entertainment career path job called something like "Birthday Party Mascot."  Also known as Creepy the Clown, and I Do. Not. Want.

Heck, I can't even stand the llama mascot at the bottom of the Athletic career.  The llama head sticks through the top of the car also.  >:(

I want. But I don't have. :-[ It's good for sim-humiliation, and has been used for great comic effect in some albums.

I know it's been said a trillion times, but if only they could have fudged things like this so they "bent" and fit inside cars. It would be slightly less do not want if it didn't create those little back to reality moments, like seeing an airplane in they sky during a Western.

Oho, I forgot that was the outfit for that job! It's the ordained career for Antoine Bleu, bisexual romance sim trying to bed anyone he's not related to. I forsee that outfit doing him no favors in his pursuit.

Sounds like the fellow that comes, if I recall correctly, with Pets -- a single guy with a little dog.  One time when I was playing him, suspecting nothing, he had two visitors over -- a townie man, and one of my CAS women.  He seemed to be getting along well with both, particularly the woman.  When I gave the command "Say Goodbye To/All," I hoped he'd give the woman a good-night kiss.  Oh, he gave a kiss all right -- to the MAN!  I about fell out of my chair.

When I checked his "preference" with boolprop, it came back, "I prefer Males and Females."  I thought, "That's not a preference!"  ::)

Back on topic, I remember seeing a skintone on the un-aptly-named SexySims2 site called something like, "Burnt Or Diseased."  You will all hopefully forgive me for not linking to it, as those of you who have seen it know which one I mean.  I certainly Do. Not. Want.  But then again, that applies pretty much to anything on SXS2 for me, except for some of the skintones that are actually attractive looking.  ;)

But if I get a vote, it goes to the men in thongs, sequins, and high heels.  Oh how I wish that which has been seen could be unseen.  *shudder*

How would he give the woman a goodnight kiss if you clicked Say Goodbye/To Everyone on the guy? Whatever way (kiss, hug, wave, shoo) he'd say goodbye to the guy, he wouldn't interact with that girl for her to leave, she'd just take off.

After that big wind-up, I thought you were going to say, "Oh, he gave a kiss all right -- to the LITTLE DOG!"
My boy sims only kiss other boy sims.  And then the few girl sims that manage to sneak into the game are left to kiss each other as there are no boys left for them! 

Now that you mention it, that must be it -- I don't remember that detail, but I must have clicked on the male visitor when I gave that command, rather than on the female visitor.  Of course, given how chummy things were getting with her, he'd probably have kissed her, too.  ::)  Anyway, good point.

EDIT:  Almost forgot:
Hah, that would have been pretty funny too.  "AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO!"  :P

Lame entries, and things people have already submitted. Do not want.

I could go through feeessen's (http://hideki.modthesims2.com/member.php?u=112249) old stuff and start flooding the thread with crap.
That girl's a gold mine of DO NOT WANT.  So much in fact that I do not want to go look through her shit again.

This is the definition of party politics, I believe.  A party in power has only a short-term and wants to be re-elected.  A policy or programme that will take 20-50 years to show that it is a sustainable solution is therefore less attractive.  From Yes, Prime Minister:  "Diplomacy is about surviving until the next century. Politics is about surviving until Friday afternoon."

Snigger.


I registered at UTube just to complain about that.

Ah, Yes, Prime Minister... Gold, pure gold. ;D

Yeah, flagged. EW.

(http://i27.tinypic.com/2ewpcgm.jpg)
"Working" girl from your city alley (http://modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=96693)
It may be a joke, but it is still lulzy.

Hmm. I'm beginning to wonder how many creators forgot their medication the day they uploaded these things... ::)

Description:

I'm enjoying the 'Ho!' on the side of the picture. Description, or random verbal outburst? XD

Both, I suspect.

I do have to say this in defense of FeeEssen, seeing as I have her cheap shower tub, terlet, and sink.  They are all functional, ugly, matching, and cheap.  You can have a full bathroom using them, for the cost of the walls, floor, and door plus something like 25 Simoleans.  I have been known to use them for Sims just starting out.  The best part is when the Sim guys lift the non-existent lid of the terlet.  I also like how when the shower breaks, you can just throw it out and get a new one for 10 Simoleans.  The truly disposable shower tub, not worth fixing.

However, since this is more or less cheating, lately I've just been using money cheats to get them nicer things anyway.  ;)

There's only one word to describe that:
(http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/crapola/fail.jpg)

Oh come on, money cheats aren't a fail. Everyone uses money cheats.

....EVERYONE.

Depends how you use them.  I use money cheats to take money away from my sims. 

Money is much too easy to come by in the game, and I take cash away from my sims using the familyfunds cheat so that it takes longer for them to be able to afford nice things.

If you class no20Khandout and moreexpensivenpcs as money cheats, then yes I use those.

I've got no20Khandout and there isn't even close to enough squalor in my neighborhoods.  The only time I've ever come close to wanting/needing a $10 shower was during the course of the Ghetto challenge (which currently has my vote for best challenge ever).  And even if that sort of thing were allowed in that challenge it wouldn't make me want any FeeEssen crap.

(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k130/Kurmeow/snapshot_b566b679_5567cf4a.jpg)

yyaa...ok well...i have no comment...

Holy Carp, how big is that baby?!
Also, why is it in the street?

Third, we can haz sourcey linkz?

http://www.thesimsresource.com/artists/cashcraft/downloads/sims2/SetID_476854/

Cashcraft - possibly the most honest username on all of TSR XD

o yes there it is
i found this pic at the sims BBS (i go there to get lulz from da noobz) and i was like WTF HOLY SHIT!  its like made for off-roading hagrids child from HP or some stupid crap like that O_O

ETA: image removed. Lulz at the speedy response. Instead, I'll just nominate 60% of the site for abuse of all things paisley. In general, I like the site, and their things are creative, but how can you make half that stuff and NOT expect a nomination?

I think it guessed your intent.

Yowch.  Is that spite directed at all the MATYians who have ever wronged you?   :D

Meh. Parsimonious has no sense of humor. Last time I did them the politeness of rehosting the images, they got all butthurt because I didn't do it quickly enough, and then whined about being nominated.  Rather than explaining the problem, or answering my (I'll admit, pretty n00bish) questions about it, they got all snippy and engaged in unrestrained asshattery.  What ever happened to the honor of being nominated? They also claimed that hotlinked images use up the majority of their bandwidth, which I find hard to believe. More likely it's people linking to their downloads, since they won't allow their stuff to be uploaded in houses, etc, and demand a link to the site instead.

Point is, bandwidth is clearly not the issue here. Pissy creators: DO NOT WANT!

Every time Parsimonious gets nommed for More Awful, they get their precious feelings all hurted and whine about it...EVERY TIME.
But they have the best craptastic clothes for lulz-inducement.  That is an honor!  An honor, I tell you.  Bunch of ingrates over there. 

Boo.

What item/set were you attempting to nominate? Should be easy enough to go take a peek. I lurve the hell out of Parsimonious. They're just so damned fancy! The majority of their TS2 creations are definitely not my personal taste, but I'm always curious to see what they'll come up with next.

I'm particularly "fond" of the flowery and fully patterned men's suits, myself. Who would wear that crap?

(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s28/Chandra9901/Other/tooflowery.jpg)

(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s28/Chandra9901/Other/trespink.jpg)

This guy looks like he could just fade into the background behind him:
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s28/Chandra9901/Other/brownsuit.jpg)

I love those. They are hilario. All of you who complained are now going to get Parsimonious outfits in my game.

(http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n19/MajorMercedes/stfcdragona_verta_atrum.jpg)
Moar Parsimonious.

Ooh Lordy. I'm not sure what's worse - the hotlinking punishment or the actual items! :D

Ah, their formalwear category is always good for sum lulz. Thing is, even if their fashion choices aren't quite to your liking, I've never seen an item from Parsimonious that wasn't well made. Don't always love the style... am frequently gobsmacked by the style... but they do quality work. Especially taking into account the ginormous whompload of downloads they make, I'm impressed by their attention to detail.

Oh, I have a soft spot for Parsimonious.  They have some really lovely things among the overly printed things, and even those are useful for Goopy and other sims with poor taste.  Any one of those flower suits are better than Goopy's default outfit, while maintaining his essential Goopiness. 

And hotlinking really is rude.  We do it to paysites because they deserve it, but leave the free sites alone, even if they do get butthurt over it.  Imageshack is free; there's no need to hotlink.   ::)

*whine whine whine* :D
Is one of mine finally nominated properly? Yay! *does silly dance*  But you know, that dragon scale outfit is what they wear on thier planet. ;)

I must agree on the hotlinking .. not nice.
Also, we DO allow any of our objects to be included in any lot for uploading, get your info right, Ellatrue  :P

*tries to do a prissy dance*... blah..

*giggles instead* :D :-*

Don't get too excited-- you are up against the Shower of Urine and the Female Peens, amongst other DO NOT WANTs  ;D

heheheheheh :D

I must admit, that willy shower is totally YUK! ew

Uh, it's Ella we are talking about. She rarely has her info right.

I was going to defend you, but all the glomping and emoties put me off.

Silly Rohina. *sticks out tung* :P
(I love these emotes.. sorry.. I do..)

Interesting to note that you would have a tree in your mouth.  I am assuming that it IS, indeed, in your mouth....

Maybe just the oil, then?

* Assmitten finishes the sofa table with the proffered oil

On the Parsimonius stuff - 90% of my stuff's from there... not the clothing so much, but a lot of the furnature sets.  There are some things that leave you in a state of "WTF" but most of it is pretty good.

I'm not keen on the "winter wood" and very green sets, but two sets that I personally LOVE are the mobius dining and oxygen kitchen sets from Kate.

Oh, I also nominate any sims2 download site or tutorial page without english translations. DO.NOT.WANT.

That seems a bit unfair. Not everyone speaks English.

Although to be fair, I don't particularly want foreign language sims tutorials either, since I can't read them, but somebody must want them!

They don't want you to want it.  They didn't write it for you.  They wrote it for the millions of sims players who can't read the millions of english download sites and tutorial pages that are readily available for people like you.

??? hmm.. that kinda went over my head. You people have some strange humor. I feel blonde now, can explain please? I mean, if youz are trying to slag me off, I want to be in on the joke.
..and oil?? I must be sleepy, I'll prob wake up in the morning going "OHHH! duh!"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tung

heh, ok. That's the way we all spell tongue in our job.

hey, but see this, from the same spot in Wikipedia
"Tung, the original Webster spelling of tongue."

Why did they flippin change the spelling then?

Ah yes, Noah Webster, failed reformer of the "American" language.

How's Mars this time of year, then?

Probably a bit icy, hm? Do pixies know these things?? What planet did you come from then?

Ok, I have a do not want:

005936f48742b07ab548c6315dd0abc9_0002.package
011021514b16ec64004ce0abfe8842c3_0001.package
140a3aabe6c1e018bd594c96066352c7_0001.package
385d531f8e9056ee93d65454b89e74be_0006.package
39c80a7b2d9348a13f1c5ac393a8fcc9_0002.package
4d1f5a2bda07b6c528b82bda2128aa22_0002.package

Thanks to Maxis installer

Ah yes. The things you either have to rename with a third-party program, uor se a third-party program every time you want to see WTF they are.They can only piss you off when you do, because you discover it to be something either treasured or hated, meaning that you can't just DELETE THEM ALL. You have to RENAME them. Slowly. Tediously. Because you were stupid enough to use the Maxis Installer. Yep. You probably deserve it then.

Those package files show up sometimes even if you never use Maxi's installer. They somehow find their way into my downloads folder.
Do not want... into the bin you go! :(

If you never, ever, use the EAxis installer, files like that do not appear unless you install content from sims or houses from someone who did.

Errrg. DO NOT WANT this. (http://www.thesimsresource.com/artists/Maaak/downloads/sims2/sets/clothing/716903/)

(http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll123/mount_tazneen/716903.jpg)

I can't quite pinpoint all of the things wrong with this entry, but I know it is wrong and I do not want it.

There is a lot wrong with that... but almost as bad is the comments on TSR about how great it is...

I don't know if I like this game anymore... I was enjoying everyones else's horrid finds... but when I thought I'd try to see what I could find... following the part that it's worse if they expect money in return, I went in search of a paysite... picked a name at random from the booty... went and looked at there clothes... now I want to hurl...
http://www.glamoursim.com/thesims2/frameset.html

there is not a single outfit, that I saw (I refused to torture my eyes further by looking at them *all*) that I would imagine putting on a Sim of my worst enemy to burn them up in...

Kazzandra:  For some reason your pic makes me think of "Attack of the 50 Foot Children!"  And I feel yucky because I can't seem to look away from their oddly protruding crotches. 

I can't stop looking at the girl on the far right. Why does her head look so huge?

It's a rogue overinflated balloon child from the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Her body mesh has been made skinnier, and that tends to inflate the head in comparison.  Real kids usually have a rounded stomach.

It's the soupcon of camel toe that upsets me.

That, and the tops with places to put bewbz that children do not have, and the fact that the heads look more like teens or young adults than children. Features are not childlike in proportion, and hairstyles are mostly too grown-up.

"Stop Dressing Your Six Year Old Like A Skank" is a humor writer's book's title, as well as being generally good advice that will not be taken by those who need to heed it most. As in most things involving competent child-rearing, advice like that is either preaching to the choir or likely to be dismissed by those who are guilty of doing the fucked-up parental thing as being advice that isn't meant for them, but which should be directed towards someone else who does an even worse job.

When I worked in retail and in restaurants and got my fill of The General Public, some of the best "must bite tongue" moments involved trailer trash moms complaining about another (absent) trailer-dweller's care and feeding of her child(ren). Meanwhile *hypocrisy and ignorance alert!* their own kids were FUBAR and unmannerly and frequently looked like they were about to ask random strangers on street corners if those strangers wanted a date with them. This type of person never has the critical capacity and self-awareness to apply basic good parenting advice towards herself.

Real Life example: A&E has been running promos for some show about psychic children. at least two kids in the promo were wearing stuff like fake French tip fingernails, mascara, eyeliner, and eyeshadow. The oldest child was, according to a quick web browse, barely 12 6. The youngest was 8 6. To be fair, the 8 6 didn't have the same level of tartiness as the barely 12s other 6s.

I was shopping in Bloomingdale's the other day for a baby shower gift, a store I generally think of as More Classy Than Me, and I passed a whole section of shirts for pre-teens that said "JUICY" in huge letters.  Now, I know that's a brand that makes some cute stuff (for adults) but some random drooling pedophile on the street is going to be quite intrigued by your daughter's alleged juiciness if she wears that shirt.  Ick.

Not to mention the fact that the girl on the right has her hair coming through her too-thin body.  Not only is this DO.NOT.WANT for moral reasons, but the creator also picked a flawed hairstyle for one of her models.


Urgh, I'm reminded of those beauty queen kids.  Kids aren't dolls - they shouldn't be dressed up, given over-elaborate hairstyles, have their faces done with heavy makeup and then be paraded around a stage to satisfy their parents' unfulfilled dreams & ambitions and/or egos.  They should be allowed to be kids - they're not kids for long anyway, there's plenty of time for beauty pageants (if that's what the child wants) when they're grown up.  There's something very very ewwww about parents who turn their little girls into beauty queens.

Wow, you're right. I can't believe I've never seen that site and its "over 2,000+ fashions!!!" before. I've never seen so many crappy textures pasted on EA/Maxis meshes in one place, and I've only made it to the second page. And all that for only $10.

I like this set of clothes, because they're all basically the same texture with different alpha edits (and the alpha edits themselves are big WTF's)  --

(http://www.glamoursim.com/thesims2/gs_download_305.jpg)(http://www.glamoursim.com/thesims2/gs_download_306.jpg)(http://www.glamoursim.com/thesims2/gs_download_307.jpg)(http://www.glamoursim.com/thesims2/gs_download_308.jpg)

I don't even know what to say about the business suit paired with the argyle bicycle shorts and whatever that is on the bottom (leg warmers?)

I think that one has appeared here before.

The big headed children or glamoursim? I did a search and you're right that glamoursim has been nominated before -- it appeared in the first More Awful contest (bad pants.) You have a good memory for bad clothing.

Anyway, this was the first time I remember someone nominating the site and I was astonished I hadn't seen it before, being the CC hound that I am.

Sorry, I only checked the first page of this forum, contests only went back as far as Sept(?) of last year... The pants one must be further back.

*Edited*

nope, just me being a dumbass... I was only scanning the first few words of the threads, and the older ones start with the month instead of "More Awful Than You"

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/technobubblegum/MTS2_433662_Munchies_snapshot_726fa.jpg)

Why is this (http://hideki.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=212775) a featured upload? It's just creepy. Do not want.

That reminds me of the rabbit from Monty Python, seemingly cute and harmless, and then it jumps up and mauls your face off.

It looks so...sad! Poor thing.

I've seen it before and wanted to nominate it for this contest, but couldn't remember the name of it, nor where to find it.


This holds true for most of their outfits, just that it's in different colours and patterns. Check out page 6 for abuse of the Burberry-pattern, or page 8 for crap in pink, white, and black.

Bloaty head - that's what wrong with it.  Here, pass me that pin.

What, you don't notice that it's bound to make pedophiles drool over the kids wearing those?
The head just looks bloated:

It isn't so much the clothing that makes me want to bleach my eyes. Heck, I'm probably gonna put this gem (http://www.glamoursim.com/thesims2/gs_download_458.jpg) on Sim Gali. My DO NOT WANT from that site is the blinking "2. Sign up". 1 second, 2 seconds, 3 seconds, break it down, STOP! ADBLOCK TIME!

The entry from Kazzandra is one ugly bunch of kids..and you're right-the heads are a teen or adult's on a child's mis-formed body. I saw those and stared at them the other day at the site..couldn't believe it. The creator is either a pedophile in lurk or a lazy idiot..whichever comes first. I think they're repulsive and sickening. Very bad to see that kind of creation and know that others will download it thinking, "oh, wow..cool, my very own slut pre-teen dollies."
God only knows what one does with this kind of sim..I don't even want to go there.

I can certainly see why you would say that, but I don't know if it's that simple. Anyone who has a 6- or 12-year-old girl knows that the real life clothing choices can be pretty wack. Someone is buying those clothes for their girls. I see them on girls. I feel like it ties into that princess culture thing. I suspect a lot of people are leaning less towards sexualizing their girls and more towards "glamorizing" them. Others, of course, have more sinister motives. But parents are co-opting is culture as well.

I'm glad I'm having a boy. I have no idea what I'd do if I had a daughter who suddenly started wanting to wear all these clothes because everyone else was.

"You'll wear this ankle-length burlap bag and you'll LIKE IT."

If your kid gets to 6, and you haven't taught her to have her own opinions about style and peer pressure, then you pretty much suck. MiniButt convinced all the kids at her school that wearing odd socks was better than matching.

Yes, there's no reason to cave to it.

And I agree with rohina, but it's even more than peer pressure. It's popular culture jamming it down your throat, too. When every other store that you walk into is chockablock with logos and or size six halter tops, it's hard to be that lone voice saying "no." It's worth it, though, obviously. I like having children who are critical and suspicious of advertising.

MiniButt has good taste.

I bet all of the other parents hated you for that.  I was that type of kid at school, and my parents were hated because other kids kept bringing home my latest fashion trend.
Ah-- it is for moments like that I am tempted to somehow procure a child.

My cousin came over from australia one year wearing a peice of string as a belt, odd socks and  striped arm warmers.
My sisters comes home from school that same day wearing a tie as a belt, odd socks and striped gloves.

Yep, it runs in the family.

I've used a bike chain as a belt before.

I remember starting the luminously coloured shoelaces trend at my school, which were also adapted into hair braids, bracelets and belts.
Unfortunately the laces came free in a box of cereal and I had no doubt helped contribute to the success of the evil marketing ploy. Fail...

Bleached blonde hair, orange skin and stupidness are all the rage at my school. Oh, and piling your hair on the top of your head so you look like a pineapple is SO in right now.

/me grabs chlorine and heads to the gene pool

I just had to share this before June is officially over:

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y165/MadameUgly/rainbowgoatee.jpg)

find it here:  http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/body/facialhair/beards/77467/

Too late - June *is* officially over, as it's already July 1st in Malaysia. Too bad, because it would have been a nice entry.

So... What wins?

 :D I don't think there are any judges!

You tell us, Tsarina and Kazzandra, since you both just volunteered.

(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s216/assmitten/emot-downsrim.gif)

My mother went to school with one of the Roeblings. IIRC, the family was involved with designing the Brooklyn Bridge (and some other recognizable landmarks, but that one in particular). Young Sir went to school in rags and held his pants up with a length of twine. Needless to say, they are richer than Croesus.

Any fashion trend can be taken toi horrific extremes. Take the classic "preppy" look, for example. It isn't my personal style, but it can be sporty and understated and elegant, as classic, casual attire: crisp white shirt, khaki pants, loafers, pearls around the neck, a sweater tied around the shoulders. During the 80s, this look went to extremes, and included kelly green or bright red "khaki" (twill / chino) pants, red, navy or kelly green rubber "duck" shoes and Docksider loafers, patchwork madras pants, pants with little motifs like whales, anchors, boat wheels, nautical flags printed all over them, polo shirts in vile colours, sweaters with enormous flying ducks across the chest, monograms on everything, barrettes with thin ribbons attached to them, cheap add-a-bead necklaces, that sort of thing. Other looks that went too far were inspired by Madonna's "scraps of black lace + underwear as outerwear + visibly dyed hair with dark roots" look, the New Romantic buccaneer / pirate / dandy look, the 80s mullet (with or without one or two rat-tail braids at the nape of the neck and/or the Jersey mall bang (a claw of over-shellached forehead fringe)), the Flashdance look (exercise gear worn as daily attire, with big overshirts slipping off shoulders and scrunchie-corralled hair sprouts and legwarmers), the Wham! fluorescent colours + fake'n'bake tan trend (PROTIP: no one looks good in neon lime green), the Gunne Sax shapeless prairie dress trend (a hold-out from the "Little House on the Prairie" 70s granny dresses which were in turns hold outs from the 60s "found this antique flannel or muslin nightie in a charity shop, looks good to me as a dress" trend), etc.

The 70s went too far with the retro hippie (headbands, bellbottoms, ironed hair left over from the 60s) / disco (tiered skirts, halter tops, polyester shirts, gold chains, tight pants) / urban outdoorsman (suede vests, fringed stuff, wide-wale corduroy pants) trends, the 90s took grunge to new lows (flannel lumberjack shirts over tanks or tees, sloppy pants, toques), and the 00s ushered in urban Big Baby fashions inspired by "jailed" pants, gangsta rap and bling.

Then there are people who just give up and they buy sweatpants outfits as outerwear, holiday sweaters, Mom Jeans, sweatshirts with sports logos or bug-eyed kittens or puffy flowers on them. Don't be those people.

The biggest problem with fashions is that people don't know how to take inspiration from them, like designers do from catwalk fashions, and not take them as blueprints to copy exactly. Add to that the increased cult of celebrity / personality going on nowadays, and if Paris Hilton is seen in it, knock-offs (right down to the shoes, fake bake, peroxided hair, retro blue eyeshadow (never a good idea--sane people call it Beginner Blue), fugly oversized, overpriced purse/bag and small-yappy-dog-as-accessory) are going to be copied exactly by the dim who have no taste to their own.

I haven't followed a fashion trend since I started buying my own clothes. As such, I am surprised when I start trends myself, or accidentally do something considered "cool," because I am not trying, and don't pay attention to what other people wear any more, and just dress to suit my own looks and frame and personality. I may not change much, and I may wear kooky things that I know aren't fashionable because I am amused by them (I was overly fond of an oversized leopard-print fuzzy coat I got on the cheap in Camden Town when on holiday, and annoyed thoroughly when leopard print and fuzzy coats became a trend several months later, and I continue(d) to wear it after everyone else got sick of it and moved on to new trends I liked less). One fashion faux pas I am guilty of is the butterfly hair gripper thing. I have hair down past my elbows, and on windy days I have the choice to ponytail or braid it, which will crimp it into waves, or yank it up with a big butterfly clip. This is considered almost as bad as a scrunchie. Hey, it's my hair, and I won't wear one to a job interview, but I WILL wear one to keep hair out of my face if I have errands to run. I am also overly fond of black, because even different dye lots of black "match" and I don't like to spend a lot of time worrying about what to wear. Black with a v- or halter- or French scoop-necked shirt or a jacket (usually velvet, year-'round, another way I piss off fashion) in solid black or a solid bright colour or jewel tone, black pants is my uniform. I lightened up and accepted blue (rather than black) jeans as a "neutral" eventually. I don't like skirts or stuff with prints much, though I have lightened up and bought casual tees and tops with prints. I also have no imagination when it comes to shoes, because I don't give a crap about shoes, though I have learned a lot in recent years and have shoes other women seem to approve of, because my main goal is "I must be able to walk in them all day, with collapsible arches and a tendency to walk briskly." Fancy heeled shoes do force me to walk like "a lady," which otherwise would slow me down too much. Places to go, stuff to do, people to see, no time to worry about where I'm stepping in fussy, titchy, delicate little shoes.

MiniButt is well on the way to being an eccentric, fashion-allergic creative type. Not that there's anything wrong with that. People think I'm half my actual calendar age because I wear what looks good on me, whatever catches my eye and amuses me enough to put it on, and am comfortable without being a schlub. I do like my socks to match, but then I don't tend to get too creative in the sock department. I have a full drawer of black socks, a few patterned ones I was amused by but rarely wear, and so on. I went for years refusing to wear laced shoes or socks at all, and have another drawer full of black tights. I still hate white athletic shoes. I do not own any shorts. My legs are supposedly good, but I don't feel like having to think about sitting like a lady all day. Trousers and jeans work for me.

If you don't like current fashion, don't encourage the idiots who made or marketed it by buying or wearing it. Find what suits your height, colouring, frame and personality, buy quality stuff, and keep it looking nice. That's really all you need to do. I'm "outside" of fashion rather than being a candidate for What Not To Wear. I have pieces that are amusing and please me, but there is a time and place for them. I probably shop every other year, and that is when I need a dress for a formal event like a wedding or funeral, my shoes get holey, my boot heels get worn down, I need MOAR black pants / new jeans, or see a great deal on a plain cashmere v-neck sweater-top or jacket.

P.S. LOL, Assmitten!

"The '80s - the decade fashion forgot". ;)
I don't tend to follow fashions either. I wear what I like and  like what I wear. One thing I always wear (if I need to) is my lovely ankle-length dark green velvet coat. I used to have a purple one that I got for £25 (reduced from £125), but that one got attacked by too many tube barriers and died. :'( I'm making it into a bear now 'cos I can't bring myself to throw it away (apart from the fact that it's got sentimental value, it's real silk velvet). My new green one was a chance find in a shop that alternately sells weird crap and nice crap. It wasn't £25 though! Still, it was worth it. I looove velvet.

Okay. My judging, do not poke plz.

Honourable mention:

The infant-eating spider
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b48/spambi/spinnenbettchen_fefo.jpg)
"Sacrifice moar children NAO! NOM NOM. I actually think it's kind of cute, but that's beside the point.

Third place:
Sex on a rock
(http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll123/mount_tazneen/SXS2_309380_buntah_sexonarock-1.jpg)
No, just no.

Second place:
...
(http://thumbs2.sexysims2.com/img/1/6/8/7/7/7/MTS2_Targa_320700_cokcacola.jpg)
It is chopped off, and she is drinking from it. Do. Not. Want.

First place:
The child whore
(http://isc.thesimsresource.com/images/tmp/223/223159.jpg)
Because every kid needs a see-through shirt. I'm sure it has a visible buttcrack too.



Runner-ups were scary, bloody skin (http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,12067.msg342023.html#msg342023) and The lady with mayonnaise in her face (http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s18/liveangel93/More%20Awful%20Than%20You/SXS2_320339_jianyangj_snapshot_33cc.jpg). And the Shower, of course.

But we both entered the contest. That wouldn't be fair now, would it?

Though I think I can be quite objective. I'll try. Results may be disputed at your leisure. I'll try to keep it down to five categories, even though there was such a plethora of different material.

 Dial-up users and easily-offended people be warned!

Squick! DO NOT WANT!
1st place:
LIVEANGEL's Mayonnaise Girl!
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s18/liveangel93/More%20Awful%20Than%20You/SXS2_320339_jianyangj_snapshot_33cc.jpg)
2nd place:
Solowren's Cocka Cola:
(http://thumbs2.sexysims2.com/img/1/6/8/7/7/7/MTS2_Targa_320700_cokcacola.jpg)
3rd place:
Cappuccino's Shower of Urine:
(http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4843/sxs2317775supertrampsxswz8.jpg)

OMGWTFBBQ! DO NOT WANT!
1st place
 Strangel's androgynous clown Pooh:
(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t83/Strange-Angel/SimCreepiness/863.jpg)
2nd place
 Rohina's female peens:
(http://thumbs2.sexysims2.com/images7/SXS2_320392_igottapi4_snapshot_341e5fdf_f41e615a.jpg)
Cappuccino's Cockihorn. Why, sug, WHY?
(http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/621/sxs2316643mechecunicornbt7.jpg)
DISHONOURABLE MENTION:
Assmitten's Fucking Furries
(http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com//i153.photobucket.com/albums/s216/assmitten/SXS2_51093_bootsbrisket_bootspanpic.jpg]http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s216/assmitten/SXS2_51093_bootsbrisket_bootspanpic.jpg)

Dear Creator, what were you thinking when you made that? DO NOT WANT.
1st Place
madamejeanie's Ewan McGregor zombiefied:
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k107/madamejeanie/722989.jpg)
2nd Place
Pay MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK for some sexy six year old gear! Complete with camel toe, hair-growing shoulder pores, and "room to grow:"
(http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll123/mount_tazneen/716903.jpg)
Spambi's "I put more work into the photo shopping to upload my creation than the creation itself!"
(http://isc.thesimsresource.com/images/616/616954.jpg)
3rd place
Spambi's NOM of Crab Crib
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b48/spambi/spinnenbettchen_fefo.jpg)

For some reason, I found this category to be particularly competitive.
DO NOT WANT STORY/VIDEO:
1st place:
Angie's spinning dick smelling. And the comments posted along with it.
(http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll123/mount_tazneen/Tasteles.jpg)
2nd place:
Liveangel's little gem was overlooked. I DO NOT WANT Disney characters mixed with Square-Enix characters. I DO NOT WANT Kingdoms Heart Characters in the Sims. I DO NOT WANT disgusting, misspelled comments in an unedited video, filled with ZOMG! Making Out Kingdom Hearts characters popping out babies and in a state of constant motive desperation.
(http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll123/mount_tazneen/killmenow.jpg)
3rd place:
Rohina's NOM of narcissistic boring bullshit:
(http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll123/mount_tazneen/Smellslikepiss.jpg)
Project Silly was dumped for this stupid shit?
DISHONOURABLE mention: Rape video, complete with THRILLER dance at the end. Would have won 1st place, but it has been here before.
(http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll123/mount_tazneen/ThrillerIndeed.jpg)

EAxis, we DO NOT WANT:

1. Your borked career costumes. You released  this (http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,12067.msg344686.html#msg344686) but oh no! We can't mesh a long hair, because the texture would warp!
2. Your SecuROM patch, (http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,12067.msg340296.html#msg340296) implementing fixes that should have been fixed before release (and are already fixed by modders), and that you are bound to bork again.
3. Lorelei's list of DO.NOT.WANTS (http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,12067.msg341098.html#msg341098)

And NO ONE WANTS Giggy's entry:Not even EAxis wanted it. (http://:http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/sim_detail.php?asset_id=1290652&asset_type=sim&pid=Exchange_sims&hideFramework=&languageCode: http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/sim_detail.php?asset_id=1290652&asset_type=sim&pid=Exchange_sims&hideFramework=&languageCode=)

EDIT: WOW! I finally fixed all of my tags.  ::)

My latest DO.NOT.WANT - but too late for this contest.  The EA store.

lol, good observation! ;D

Ah, that was a good month for awful creations, I wonder if the creators themselves even want those things in their games!

I never did like clothes with logos on them. Why would you want to be a walking billboard?

You owe me a new keyboard. Damn, I forgot to enter teeth lipsticks and shiny skintones. DOH!