More Awesome Than You!

Okay, for contest month April we looking for selfsims poorly so done that no mutilation not could help! Please to remember that they must be selfsim and not created after contest or of self. Please to include selfsim description if in particular lulzy.
Please to post your findings here!
Example to follow show here by "Hottie15932" (please to note "irony")on the Exchange:

(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w131/kellyq67/selfsim.jpg)
(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w131/kellyq67/selfsim2.jpg)

Descriptions follows as:  This Ish Mee...... Haileyyyyyyyy. Rello. Me want you to download me. Please, rate, sign Guestbook, and I'll make u some requests if you want.

Can be found here (http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/sim_detail.php?asset_id=1229946&searchPage=exch&search=1&asset_type=sim&key=self+sim&order=CREATION_DATE+desc&nrows=5&game_version=&age=&gender=&custom=&locality=&country=&view=new&hideFramework=&languageCode).

Judges: Jellylala, TheMagicBullet, EMMA

I submit the following for entry:

(http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd16/therealsnowbawl/Untitled-1.jpg)

Reasons:
a) fatface look perpetrated on head clearly a mismatch with ridiculously skinny waist; the waist is a lie!
b) original person is male, unlike female self-sim;
c) phailball is phail.

Okay my first entry is based more on the description than the sim itself. 

(http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/9671/browbv7.jpg)

(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8899/browfulllt3.jpg)

Description reads:  It is so weird how this looks almost all the way like me The only thing different is well I have a you know brow(as a kid in school says it)

My comments: I'm not sure why it is strange that a self sim resembles the poster as surely, that's the point!  Also unless my American to English translation is wrong, is this girl admitting to a mono brow?  I really wish the poster had been able to recreate this, won't somebody help this girl show her mono/unibrow off with pride?

Thanks to smachappy2 (owner of the brow) and the mono brow that nearly was from the exchange.

akjhdkajhdkjahdkja Oh dear unibrow.  :o

Also: Is that Sim a child or a teen? AND WHAT'S UP WITH THAT WAIST???

Here's a fabulous hairdo from the exchange. I want to know if this kid really walks around with a massive bow on her head:

(http://thesims2.ea.com/sims2_exchange/sim/99/1230799/face.jpg)

It looks like a horribly malnourished child to me, missing a unibrow and trying to fake having bewbs.

Yes it is indeed a unibrowless child.

I am so touched by this girl's plight, I went looking for a one brow on MTS2.  I couldn't find one.  Who can haz skills of an artist?

I'd bet she does if she's one of those "Gothic Lolita"-freaks (or aspires to become one, if only as a sim). I reacted more to the fact that she seems to be the perfect incarnation of Marisa Bandett, only with MOAR eyeliner. Lots of it!

And about the unibrow: I know I had one once (in my downloads folder, please!) and I'm pretty sure I got it with this sim (http://sumomo.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=85882). I'm also pretty sure it was available for children...  ;D

The cheeks on this one make me want to breed it with Fairlight. The mangling of the English language wouldn't be quite so bad if they were a child or teen, but apparently it's an adult.


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j136/spacedcat/Misc/MoreAwfulfSim1.jpg)

Linky, just in case you want it. (http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/sim_detail.php?asset_id=1227344&asset_type=sim&user_id=4569632)

(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o198/bay_032/browbv7_1.jpg)

I can has artism!

(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l258/pusaka_02/face.jpg)

(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l258/pusaka_02/full.jpg)

Description:
So here is my SelfSim! It actually looks just like me and I'm so happy, because my other SimSelves were true disaster


It "looks just like" her. Do you think she actually has the tatoos??

I seriously doubt the people actually look like these sims.  I bet they all just used slightly edited default templates.

(http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/awesomeland/reloaded/0001.jpg)

This sim is baked to a crispy color, wearing biker bar clothes, and constantly pees itself.

Is that first self-sim supposed to be a teen tranny or am I just imagining a beard?

Which one Seraphim? It's kinda hard to tell.

MTS2 DOES have monobrows. but they may only be for guys. I used them for Oasis Sims.

There is a creator at TSR who has the most unfortunate self-SIM I have ever seen, but my Googfu is failing me. "Momomma?" Some name of that sort.

It has JOWLS.

P.S. Oh joy, my L key has decided to join the T key in borkery.

Uhm, the FIRST one, Aner-Dyfan? ::)

I also remarked upon her 5 o'clock shadow in #grah, seraphim, so I don't think you're imagining it.

Well then, that is mildly disturbing.

...do you think the Carla Niven sim counts as a self-sim seeing as Carla Niven doesn't actually exist?

And the prostichild...woah. Who wants to bet the creator isn't actually 6 with wannabe boobs...

I feel sorry for the poor soul that must judge this one!

You mean-you?

Duh-hur.  :-X

I have the perfect specimen.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/denimjo/MATY%20Sims/SimMeV6.jpg)

Behold the sloping brow; the blank, vapid stare; the horrible hat and limp hairdo; the abnormally large nose; the fat, short lips; and let's not forget the general fatness of the cheeks. Nothing could save this Sim from the fate it had thrust upon itself. Horrors!   :'(

Oh pffft. I did a perfectly fine mutilation of this sim. SEVERAL times. Some people are just never happy. :'(

Also it is of yourself, so immediately disqualified.

Ilike to post to you a very rare specimen known as, THE 12ish BEGGER

(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s216/assmitten/closechan.jpg)

Problems with this one is:

-Not Fugly enough
-Needs more dirt
-Too 12ish (As in too stupid to be considered 12)

I'll give someone rum whoever guesses the simself

However another specimen that is posted here was an infamous specimen

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y62/Brynne14/blue/blueclothes2.jpg)

Can you guess who it is?

Whoever it is, she has a fat head.  :P

/me chuckles

*Invisigoth points and laughs at Jelly

@Giggy, the first picture is obviously the great beggar of MATY, Omri Chan! IIRC, that sim was created by Assmitten. Although I don't want your fake e-booze. I'll just take bragging rights. It is also incredibly rich for you to be calling anyone too stupid to be 12.

You get bragging rights only then

I have...too many. But then again, finding crap content in the Exchange is like shooting fish in a barrel. WAY too easy.

My favourite of the lot (1): Yo, my kid thinks I'm Lindsay Lohan's sis! Like, OMG!

(http://thesims2.ea.com/sims2_exchange/sim/47/1239347/face.jpg)


Find here: http://tinyurl.com/42r8nx

My favourite (2): I'm a MAN! No wait, a woman!!!

(http://thesims2.ea.com/sims2_exchange/sim/16/1237516/face.jpg)
(http://thesims2.ea.com/sims2_exchange/sim/16/1237516/full.jpg)

YOU MEAN YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN?

Linkie: http://tinyurl.com/47r2f9

Standard Maxis sim (I don't think you changed anything!!):

(http://thesims2.ea.com/sims2_exchange/sim/04/1239104/face.jpg)

Can you say "Croydon facelift"?:

(http://thesims2.ea.com/sims2_exchange/sim/50/1238650/face.jpg)

Next, the hag:

(http://thesims2.ea.com/sims2_exchange/sim/87/1243887/face.jpg)


And finally, the thirteenth version of EVIL (seriously, there are 13 identical versions on the Exchange, all wearing different clothes):

(http://thesims2.ea.com/sims2_exchange/sim/62/1240062/face.jpg)

Certainly nothing can save this sim from the fate I shall devise for it.

I think we need moar specimens.
/me goes to look.

Aargh! The last sim looks like a victim of tiberium poisoning.

That's Bluesoup. (http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,2078.0.html)

That second one is T, no?

Eh, this contest doesn't look too bad. I'll judge.

But that last one is almost as disturbing as the end of Animal Farm.

You don't volunteer, you get forced to do it.

I can't seem to find any sim-selfs that I'd feel comfortable about submitting-after all these are based on real people :D I just don't want to hurt people's feelings I guess.

I thought that was the point.

That's the reason I went looking!

I feel comfortable submitting this because I quite simply don't have to make a single comment-- the creator did it all by himself :)


(http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll123/mount_tazneen/face.jpg)
(http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll123/mount_tazneen/full.jpg)
Self-Sim Description:
This is my ugly self as a young adult. Feel free to download me and make me gay or kill me. Modified clothing by me, not quite custom but pretty alright for my first attept. NOT. Fishnet tights, anarchy wristband, and a Blink 182 T-shirt (my favorite band), all ripped and cut up cuz I like destroying good clothes and looking like a homosexual punk goth sped. Lip and eyebrow peircings not by me, nor are the shorts.

*Downloads and makes gay AND then kills.*

In case you want to do the same,
http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/sim_detail.php?asset_id=256820&searchPage=exch&search=1&asset_type=sim&key=self+sim&order=CREATION_DATE+asc&nrows=50&game_version=&age=&gender=&custom=&locality=&country=&view=new&hideFramework=&languageCode= (http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/sim_detail.php?asset_id=256820&searchPage=exch&search=1&asset_type=sim&key=self+sim&order=CREATION_DATE+asc&nrows=50&game_version=&age=&gender=&custom=&locality=&country=&view=new&hideFramework=&languageCode=)

That one is made of WIN simply because of the description.

Nice to see someone has a sense of humour. ^^ I like that description a lot. *chuckle*

I agree that I'm not comfortable about this contest. I heartily endorse making fun of people who create furniture that looks a pile of Playdoh or dress their Sim children in mini Hooters outfits. But poking fun at people because their self sims don't look like models? I just don't see the fun in that. I always thought the standard for these contests should be cluelessness, which is why I'm always a bit annoyed when people submit entries by creators who obviously are trying to create something awful. With self Sims, however, the most unattractive models are probably the most accurate.

I won't post my self Sim, but for your amusement I will post the product of her union with the Sim I made of my boyfriend. To be fair, I think I over-emphasized our less attractive qualities (but making a self Sim that looks like a model just strikes me as wrong). Also, our love child was not helped by randomly rolling Enayla's blue skin (I'm pale, but not that pale.) Anyway, here's my little reminder to keep taking my birth control --

(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b48/spambi/snapshot_34735887_14735a3f.jpg)

I dunno, I kind of like him.

Yeah, he looks like he has an awesome bad attitude.

Take a look at this one!
(http://i29.tinypic.com/4uihyh.jpg)
(http://i30.tinypic.com/2qmhu0j.jpg)
It is found by seaching 'sim self' on the exchange, but it probably isn't one (surprise!)
 :D

I have another one too:
(http://i26.tinypic.com/34imdsi.jpg)
Wow.. i did really well on this simself.. it looks JUST like me! plz download cuz it would be a huge compliment to meee

Well... it's not ugly, but I thought the discription were a bit...yeah...

Wow-sim is so ugly it comes with a paper bag already installed on head :D

Paper bag? nuh-uh. Plastic, of course. Water- and airproof. :D
On the other side, I don't think she would live to be an adult, then.

Now that you mention it, he does have at least that going for him.

Oh, your self sim spawn is way too normal looking (even with the blue skin).  My self sim produces far more hideous creatures (especially when bred to great maxis offerings like PT 9 Smith).

So, what's winning?

Well, this month's More Awful Than You panel consists of Jellylala, TheMagicBullet, and EMMA. So they need to enter their judgements.

Winner:

(http://thesims2.ea.com/sims2_exchange/sim/47/1239347/face.jpg)

Special Mention:

(http://i30.tinypic.com/2qmhu0j.jpg)

For May, could we do bad clothing meshes? I've seen more than a few lately.

*passes out Judge Mints to all the judges so they can be minty fresh*

Well, then, go post it up.

I'll just do that.

Yay, one of mine won! Clothing meshes...fabulous. *hops threads*

I know it's the same as Emma's but there wasn't much choice last month.
Winner:

(http://thesims2.ea.com/sims2_exchange/sim/47/1239347/face.jpg)

Special Mention:

(http://i30.tinypic.com/2qmhu0j.jpg)

Yay for Lindsay Lohan hoe-mama!