More Awesome Than You!

Here's mine (http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=208461).

Fan of Project Runway, are you? That was fierce!  :D

That was probably the funniest thing you've ever done. 

Very nice! You almost made Emma interesting.

Auf wiedersehen, random Goopy. (I will not spoil it.)

Okay-that was pretty funny.

*Emma moons Assmitten

I was rooting for TransGoopy, I loved his outfit.

Two Goopies cuddling in a hot tub...

My brain...it has stopped working.

This is the Official TORTURE EMMA DAY thread! Present your EMMA TORTURES!

To start off this fine Torture Emma Day, I present to you: The Many Deaths Of Emma.
RAR'ed version, ~60MB (http://beta.moreawesomethanyou.com/emma/emma.rar)
MOV version, ~90MB (http://beta.moreawesomethanyou.com/emma/emma.mov)

Comment and present your EMMA TORTURE here! For EMMA TORTURE only!

Ha!  That was awesome!  Will there be more?

My offering is much smaller.  Here are Goopy and Emma, post-makeover.  None of Goopy's facial structure has been altered.  (He's in his PJs.)
(http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/1458/goopymakeoveremmatorturgq4.png)
See how nicely Goopy cleans up?  Your torture, Emma, is to be forced to admit that he's hot.

Well, your sim-self thinks he's hot, anyhow.   :P
(http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/9059/emmatorture2ar8.png)

... And me. ;D

Regrettably, due to RL time constraints, I will fail to get the first chapter of the Goop-off posted for Torture Emma Day.  It is not all about Emma torture, strictly speaking, so it goes.  I can offer these token images for Emma Torture Day, because I would not want to be accused of not rightfully torturing Emma on Emma Torture Day.

(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s268/khanofwyrms/goopoff/emmatorture02.jpg)
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s268/khanofwyrms/goopoff/emmatorture01.jpg)

Now look here, the ashes falling from my cigarettes are soiling my priestly raiment, and all you can do is gaze vacantly out the window!

(Credit goes to BastDawn for the appropriately torturous attire.  Thanks, again, it is great!)


Here is a teaser for the upcoming Goop-off, if I can ever find the time to sit on my ass and get it rolling:

(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s268/khanofwyrms/goopoff/goopofftease.jpg)

"That sure is creepy..."
 

Wow, the music on that Emma film is awesome.

Ooh, outdoorsy. Has the lot got hills? Hills are good for Sussex natives. ;)

That was really funny, Rohina.  I look forward to the rest of the story.

Should we vote for our least disliked Goopster?

:)

I got a kick out of it, too. *roffle*

I like Pescado Goopy.  ;D  I will predict that he shall be the inevitable victor in this game of Emma and Torture.

I would have a hard time choosing.  It could be fun though to see who everyone thinks will be the winner.

Aggie, I like Pescado Goopy too.  Should I be worried about that?  :D

As a humble lurker I would never dream of treating an established member with less than total respect.  [Looking around nervously.]  However, I will take this opportunity to wish the esteemed Emma does not contract this unpleasant skin disease my nanny suffered from.  It seems to come from filthy, splintery tubs infecting exposed mucous membranes.  You can see from this picture how easily transmission can occur.

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/xoferew/skindisease.jpg)

Yes. You are extremely disturbed.  :D

Much applause, Rohina!  A new classic.

I am guessing that it doesn't matter which Goopy I end up with. After all-it is Goopy :'(

I've got a Rohina-story written about me! Yay!

Looking forward to Khan's story too, even though he has me in Khan-pants :D

Bastdawn-I think I might go put facial hair on my in-game Goopy. He looks so much better.

See? And Pescado said it was not torturous enough!

I do seem to recall that was one of your listed turn-ons, yes. So, a beard for Goopy, then?

Also, NEEDS MOAR EMMA TORTURE! TORTURE MOAR EMMAS!

Why not? :D He does look better. But don't forget-it is still Goopy :P

ps Pescado-I haven't seen your Torture Emma thing yet-it takes too long to download. I'll look later.

Since EAxians named a lot of Townies and other detritus littering the game after themselves, does this mean there is a real life Goopy somewhere out there, diligently slaving away to break the Sims games in new and interesting ways?  :D

I've wondered this for a while.

Yes. I recall the EAxian quote on the popular Goopy hate is "He cries in his cube often.". And those of you who failed to torture Emma shall be punished.

Umm... I fail at Malaysian time, so I don't have a lot, but I did manage to get a video of Goopy throwing darts... through Emma's head.

*rummages through files*

Here it is... (in a .rar archive)

Sorry; I was busy building my new PC so I couldn't get to the game. :)

Why can I not access the Pescado video - my Quicktime says that the .mov file requires some QT feature that is not available from the QT website.  Is there a plugin, or should I be using a different player?
/me mutters in an annoyed fashion.

Quicktime is all weird about playing stuff you downloaded, I notice, and no, it doesn't tell you which of those extensions you need. Try miro (http://www.getmiro.com/) instead. It works on mac and pc.

I put sim Emma in a house with no bathrooms.  :-X  I have no pictures of this as of yet though.

That's your excuse and you're sticking to it ;) Thanks sim-hubby ;D

Sorry Emma... had to to do it.  *wati until you see the offspring*
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d192/kewian/Emmatorture.jpg)

(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d192/kewian/EmmaPescadospawn.jpg)
Cant forget Junior! 

That can't possibly be a Pescado child.  It is deformed, and would have been exposed at birth.

Kewian, that's a squidspawn!!

How did simEmma and simPescado beget that?

...is... does that child have the "head" of Lord Wootsayediditagyn?

Aha!  The squid guy must be a hairstyle, with the eyeball covering the head and an invisible body (for adults).  Surprising to see that it's for all ages.  (Edit: no, according to the link provided by MidnightVoyager, the eyeball is an accessory and the tentacles are the outfit.  It's very interesting; the eyeball comes in two types, one blinking and one static.  Very cool!)

You can find both Goopy Rossi and Gabriel Gils Carbó in the Sims 2 credits list. (http://www.mobygames.com/game/windows/sims-2/credits)  Google "Goopy Rossi" (including quotes) and you can find photos as well.  He's a heavyset white guy with glasses... and he does seem to wear a lot of plaid.   :P

Mutilated Goopies look best with the full goatee combined with stubble #3, and the thickest base game eyebrow style.  The hair I gave him helps too, but he's okay with his default hair.  Change his clothes, too. 

http://modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=248188

It really really does appear to be a Woot head. And it is for all ages

That was purely for your our special day.  It will not be a feature of the story, although I would not rule out the possibility of running into a few wacky cultists, since it is my 'hood, after all.

Kewian's pictures are the most disturbing torture so far....I shall have nightmares :'(

Got no pictures (I recently purged my Botophucket account) but Pescado and Emma "created" a little girl together. The child had little beady eyes and just looked mean.

LOL. I'd say it's his own fault for accepting a nickname like "Goopy" in the first place.

As fro Emma torture, I made a voodoo poppet and stuck her backside with sharp pins. Emma, please report to the class about the state of your rump.

Your voodoo didn't work. My butt is fine.

*Emma moons Lorelei

See? :D

Damn. This voodoo stuff is a crock. Why didn't anyone tell me?!

There's a dead chicken here who would like to have words with someone. If it could.

For my Emma torture I had her in the Asylum challenge, she had to take care of the seven townies Goopy included, he was right after her from the beginning and slapped her silly when he found her flirting with Komie (?).  No pictures always forget to take them.

I'm extremely disappointed in Emma.  Flirting with Komei?  That's just tragic.

Rohina's story had me laughing sooooo hard. Poor Emma. I wish I'd had soemthing planned. *sob*

Don't worry-I bet there is always next year if I'm not dead by then ;)

Oh, don't be silly, Emma. I'm sure you'll be tortured even after your death. It's Gramps's nature.
The Pescado film made me laugh, but he forgot sunstroke and freezing.

I wasn't going to say anything but that Pescado movie crashed my PC! :D I thought-oh no death to my computer!

I didn't forget them. They're nonfatal and do not kill sims.

They don't? I thought they killed them if they got too far up the bar?

Nope. Freezing has a motive depletion hit, but it is not a unique form of death on its own.

Aah. I thought being frozen into a solid block and being burnt so much you lit on fire was dying. I've seen pictures of sims where that's happened...

The frozen animation is funny. The sims keel over into a frozen statue.  But you can direct your sims to revive them, which they proceed to do with a hair dryer.

Being frozen only causes a motive drain on freeze followed by being a statue until defrosted. Spontaneous Combustion is just fire, which was depicted.

Aaaaah. Okay. Thank you. I've never had it happen myself, so I don't know.

lol, a hairdryer? Wouldn't that be terribly inefficient? It does sound funny though.

Part 2 (http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=209616).

Aw, I am sad to see that Goopy voted off. I thought you would rig it for human interest like they do on TV.

I am relieved to see that Goopy voted off :D

I laughed out loud more than once.  More please!

Yays! A possible mini-Alpha Goop on the way.  ;D  And thank heavens for my sanity that the site finally managed to let you upload the story. My impatience, let me show you it.

Can someone please help me back onto my chair?  It's uncanny, but everytime I picture Tranny Goop telling Emma that they're best girlfriends, I fall off it again.

"Rohina's story goes from strength to strength" - Evening Star
"A good night out" - Glasgow Herald (still irrelevant, but positive)
"Why are we here again?" - National Geographic

"Sucks eggs big time." ~ Alpha Goopy Quarterly ~

 :D

Heh. You've got Pescado bang to rights.  ;D

I'm rooting for Boku.

Hey, you have something in common with Emma, then. Oh. Wait. No she wasn't rooting FOR Boku.

Meh, it's all Goopy for her.

M.G. is awesome. Seriously. Absolutely awesome. Tranny is annoying, Boku is just WTFy, Pixie is lolworthy, Pescado was awesome too...
But M.G. is cool.

He is not awesome. He is FIERCE.

Yes, yes, he is very fierce.

Well, I was rooting for Metro, but it looks like Boku has it in the bag. :P Perhaps M.G. has a love connection on his mind with someone else?

Another hilarious installment, well worth watching cobwebs form in the corners of my room while waiting for dialup to display every pane.

I see Alpha is doing his part to perpetuate Goopiness in your 'hood, too. :D