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By demand from liveangel (who better have some entries for us), this month's contest is Fugly Tops: Both genders, any age.
Please post pictures rather than links; we're a lazy bunch.
Yada-yada everyone knows the drill.
MOD EDIT: Please rehost images instead of hotlinking them.
MOD EDIT 2: This does not apply if the site in question is a paysite. If it's a paysite, hotlink away!
JUDGES: Liveangel, Giggy
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floopyboo
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Back by popular demand!
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 By Elena on TSR.Not the ugliest thing I've ever seen, but my eyes are going ow. |
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Has Buntah been added to the Carla Niven category for this contest (i.e. too much like shooting fish in a barrel, and therefore not eligible)?
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<br />Also, thank god for Google spellcheck. Otherwise, this post would be intelligible. <br /> <br />Declared \\\\\\\"Male\\\\\\\" by Pescado on 8th April, 2009 |
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sloppyhousewife
Lipless Loser
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Here's a gem from simpathetic:  Edited to withdraw my other entries, because they were, in fact, complete outfits. Or to spare you the pain. |
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"Getting attention here is like awakening Lovecraftian cosmic horrors. Don't do it." - J.M. Pescado  |
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lilambrosia
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I usually LURK MOAR but I had to enter this shirt. It would have been a better entry if it were not a free download.  EDIT:It's by FSMCDESIGNS |
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To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did
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Jess Maree
Furry Pedobait
Souped!
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I give this free "metal" shirt from TSR.  Why: The texture looks crap, kinda like a toddler smudged oil or something. Frankly, I wouldn't let any poor unfortunate wear this...this...thing! and this (free, also from TSR):  Why: The lines are crooked You can see her arm through the left sleeve It's ugly And this (free, also from TSR):  This, which is "donation", by Buntah:  Walking billboard anyone? I know this doesn't count, but I found this...thing by Buntah which is "donation" *coughpaycoughcough*  WHAT is with the gap between the polka dots and the red jean type thing? This is so...stupid. And it's "donation", too. Sorry if any of these were posted in any other More Awful Than You competitions. If any are, feel free to delete them (if that's possible) ETA: The last two aren't up for selection, I forgot to add that. Sorry. |
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Fuck you, Old Man. Fuck you.
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Your last two submissions are disqualified on the grounds that they are whole outfits, not top-only sections. Try to pay attention to the subject.
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
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I'm not even sure what that second one's meant to be.
Blue cheese? Glue gun? There's really nothing in the description? People are wewd. |
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<notovny> Aww, yeah, WOODBEAST.
<kutto> Keep it in your pants, notovny.
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Tchan
Little Bitch
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There really is nothing in the description, except the honour of being told, dutifully, that it needs no mesh. Er, yeah--no shit, Sherlock. I could have told you that...
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Ghanima Atreides
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My eyes, they burn! But still, I couldn't resist posting these gems by TSR's Andi and Grim, ex weed_luvaJust a few of the worst examples, there's more where these came from...  My personal favourite, I really think it should come with an epilepsy warning...  Don't you love how the pasted on pic doesn't even cover the entire top?  This must've been difficult...   Just for sheer crappiness. Follow the link if you wanna see more, and don't forget the  |
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Enemies strengthen; allies weaken.
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Frick
Asinine Airhead
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Eh, Steve!!
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MajorMercedes
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Being racist is so limiting. Why confine your hatred to specific skin colors, countries, or beliefs? The entire world can be yours to hate.
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Liveangel
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By demand from liveangel (who better have some entries for us), this month's contest is Fugly Tops: Both genders, any age.
Shouldn't I judge, as I am responsible for this exposure? But I'll enter if you want me to do so. Last month there were plenty of entries, but only one judge, Mitchell. I think I should judge this horror show, since it was partly my idea.  ETA: So I'm judging, right? |
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"Jesus is not Santa Claus for adults! Jesus is for everyone!" — Edward Current
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Peedrinker
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Please post pictures rather than links; we're a lazy bunch.
Not to be obtuse, but I think that people should post links and pictures. We need the picture so that we don't have to chase down a million fugly tops, and we need the link so that we can make sure that the submission was posted before the start of the contest and to verify pay status (IIRC fugly pay content usually gets awarded extra points for audacity). |
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A queue is a line. A cue is a pool stick or a hint or guiding suggestion.
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Jess Maree
Furry Pedobait
Souped!
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M'kay, might I ask who will be judging? I can't, because I've submitted some "creations." Nyah!  |
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Fuck you, Old Man. Fuck you.
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cenoura
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Talk to the hand!
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I'll absolve myself from judging duties with this offering. From SIMcredible:  |
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jsalemi
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The image isn't showing. Not that I want to hurt my eyes in any way... Images from insim won't show if you're not registered and logged in there. |
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Frick
Asinine Airhead
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Eh, Steve!!
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The image isn't showing. Not that I want to hurt my eyes in any way...
Images from insim won't show if you're not registered and logged in there. I've edited the original post. It should work now. |
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Zazazu
Fuzzy Pumpkin
Whiny Wussy
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I have the second. With the bump map edited, it's actually pretty nice. But yeah. The bump map is not supposed to be the same as your texture, people!
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Capitalism, Ho!"Continue to beat it in masturbatory ecstasy if you like, but only Pescado can make it go away." - Lemmiwinks My Urinal
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scheherazade
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I'm not even sure what that second one's meant to be. Is that pay or free? I recognize it as a Famous Stars and Straps logo, albeit a very crappy and pastel one  Edit: the line in the middle is a zipper, its a pic of a sweatshirt. |
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