More Awful Than You! October: Fugly Tops

[jolrei]

JESUS GOD, what is with those tatas? That is making my back hurt just looking at them. I must investigate. WTF.

OK, then, so we're not going for the tactful remark.  That's a relief.  I mean, holy porn star!  Ain't no poor female sim in my 'hood gonna be that top heavy.  Ugly design, ugly prints, ugly mesh.

[Assmitten]

JESUS GOD, what is with those tatas? That is making my back hurt just looking at them. I must investigate. WTF.

OK, then, so we're not going for the tactful remark.  That's a relief.  I mean, holy porn star!  Ain't no poor female sim in my 'hood gonna be that top heavy.  Ugly design, ugly prints, ugly mesh.

I looked at the comments thread...apparently the double D thing was intentional, and is an effect brought on by these tops. Think of them as cutlets, I guess.

[baratron]

JESUS GOD, what is with those tatas? That is making my back hurt just looking at them. I must investigate. WTF.

It's on Warlokk's 34DD mesh, which is seriously not a 34DD. I wear a 36DD (implying that my breasts are the same cup size but I have a fatter back ), and there is no way in hell I look like those sims.

Hmm, I should download the 34DD mesh, put it on sim-me, and see what it looks like. Maxis "fat" + stretchSkeleton 0.9 make a fairly good approximation of my real life size + shape. I'm betting those boobs are actually more like an F cup - or even a G! They seem almost as big as the adult sim's head! I can put my bra on my head and wear it as a hat, but it's not a very good fit. I would estimate that each of my breasts is around 1/3 of the volume of my head.

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[Assmitten]

JESUS GOD, what is with those tatas? That is making my back hurt just looking at them. I must investigate. WTF.

It's on Warlokk's 34DD mesh, which is seriously not a 34DD. I wear a 36DD (implying that my breasts are the same cup size but I have a fatter back ), and there is no way in hell I look like those sims.

Hmm, I should download the 34DD mesh, put it on sim-me, and see what it looks like. Maxis "fat" + stretchSkeleton 0.9 make a fairly good approximation of my real life size + shape. I'm betting those boobs are actually more like an F cup - or even a G! They seem almost as big as the adult sim's head! I can put my bra on my head and wear it as a hat, but it's not a very good fit. I would estimate that each of my breasts is around 1/3 of the volume of my head.

The TMI in this post was brought to you by Baratron Incorporated.

You know, I had the SAME thought. I have been a DD while nursing. Those animal print bewbies could pwn Tokyo.

[Jelenedra]

I have DDD and mine aren't that big.

[squish]

From Elaborate Sims



What is that bunch-up in the middle? It's bigger than the boob area!

[chiho]

These are from http://www.efsims2.com/files/clothes/female/fadult/fadult.php. As soon as I saw them I gagged and stabbed my eyes out with a fork.

[Zazazu]

I have DDD and mine aren't that big.

I had them on my self-sim. I'm a 38-40DD. But after awhile I couldn't stand looking at sim-me like that. Size is definitely a bit overboard, but they also aren't supported at all...and if you have big bazongas, you know they need to be supported. I was going to play with the mesh, but I need to do something extremely simple before meshing boobies.

I hate photoskinned pleats/wrinkles.

[MadameUgly]

These are from http://www.efsims2.com/files/clothes/female/fadult/fadult.php. As soon as I saw them I gagged and stabbed my eyes out with a fork.

DAYMN!  That poor sim.  The creator should have been kind and put a little black box over her eyes.  This is definitely a What Not to Wear.

[Celery]

Heres some horrible shirt that is very bad and makes fun of Windows!>

[FireFlyNine]

These are from http://www.efsims2.com/files/clothes/female/fadult/fadult.php. As soon as I saw them I gagged and stabbed my eyes out with a fork.

It looks like someone cut up an old 70's couch to make those tops, truely fug.

[Celery]

Sorry, forgot to post the link:
http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=76528&highlight=Windows

[Assmitten]

Heres some horrible shirt that is very bad and makes fun of Windows!>
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You're sad...they're making fun of Windoze? Check yer map, I think you're lost.

Bonus points for possible dirty interpretation of the shirt, though.

[Arina]

Hmm, I should download the 34DD mesh, put it on sim-me, and see what it looks like. Maxis "fat" + stretchSkeleton 0.9 make a fairly good approximation of my real life size + shape. I'm betting those boobs are actually more like an F cup - or even a G! They seem almost as big as the adult sim's head! I can put my bra on my head and wear it as a hat, but it's not a very good fit. I would estimate that each of my breasts is around 1/3 of the volume of my head.

No, they're bigger than G. I'm GG cup and mine aren't that big. That's also british GG, which is DD-E-F-FF-G-GG (yay more tmi! But also semi-useless bra trivia)

I have a contribution! (Like, a real one.) "Physically-improbable Slutty Tops for Teens by AngelPerry"... sorry, that's "Fashionable" (where/when, though?). Here are my "favourites":



I have a few clothes at the back of my wardrobe with something wrong with them that I'm planning to fix. Eventually, I do fix them. But I don't wear them before that! And if a top had been sliced up to that degree, or a jacket shrunk that much, I'd just cut my losses and chop the rest up for scraps.



This is bizarre. Ignoring the rubbish way the folds have been drawn, and the fact that an apparently thick fabric is skintight, why be so modest (comparatively) on the front of a top and then have a string at the back?



Just one word to complete the description: "Frontless".

No bonus points though, because it's free (MTS2)

[Assmitten]

This is reminding me of those celebrity websites where they have the NSFW nipslip after the jump.

Does it come with fashion tape?

[Amoryte]

Holy hell! These things are horrific!
I've never bothered to download any custom skins/meshes and nothing I've seen here makes me want to start.
A couple of them look like the pattern was freehanded in paint, jeebus.
Someone please tell me that there are better looking samples of sim clothing available, because these things make EAxis people appear to be designers the likes of Vera Wang and Dolce & Gabbana.

[KnowitallSim]

This thing by dhampir1313 is ugly. It's supposed to be this but just looks like...well, I have no idea.



I don't even understand. It says "Anti-rice" on the front ( what's so bad about rice) and then it has a random image of Kent Brockman from The Simpsons saying something about 80MPH not being fast...the shirt is plain ugly as well. Here's the direct link to it.



Why? Why would you make this?  It's so ugly! Obviously someone decided to have some fun with MSPaint.



Huh? I'm not even sure what that is. "Metal circles"? What the crap? You can find this beauty by DarkBorderR here. (who also thoughtfully provided the fugly rainbow shirt)

Of the ones I seen though, this one is the worst:



UGLY! SO DARN UGLY!

It's got to be the most tacky thing I've seen. What inspired "ciane" to make this?  You can get it here *shudder*

Oddly, there are like 50 of these kind of outfits on TSR...

Ugh...my eyes. Where is the bleach? 

[SarahKOM]

Hasn't that metal circle top already been entered, over on the first page?

[Venusy]

I don't even understand. It says "Anti-rice" on the front ( what's so bad about rice) and then it has a random image of Kent Brockman from The Simpsons saying something about 80MPH not being fast...the shirt is plain ugly as well. Here's the direct link to it.

The front refers to ricers/rice burning, and I assume that the back is mocking the people who do it.

[antitheftmilk]

Well, Jak, THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING. However, I'll happily lend you my sunglasses provided that you a) you ask nicely, please and b) you return them to me when I judge these, FANKOO.
Sign here.


Congratulations to Marhis for the goggles picture! Not to mention Database for posting it.

Legendary? I'm saying this should be a common.

[angelyne]

Holy hell! These things are horrific!
I've never bothered to download any custom skins/meshes and nothing I've seen here makes me want to start.
A couple of them look like the pattern was freehanded in paint, jeebus.
Someone please tell me that there are better looking samples of sim clothing available, because these things make EAxis people appear to be designers the likes of Vera Wang and Dolce & Gabbana.

Amoryte, your clue for today is the thread title "More Awful Than You! Fugly Tops" 

My vote is for the efsim2 tops, that looks like a couch on steroids.  And by some strange trick of perspective, the neck/chest area looks flat and square.  I can't even describe it.  That has to be one of the ugliest article of clothing I've seen yet.

Arina, forget the slutty teen tops.  What the heck is that skin?  Her nose looks smashed in.  It is just another perspective thing?

[Liveangel]

Okay, time to judge, I guess, seeing that it is November in most parts of Planet Earth.

Honourable Mention:
TSR "metal" shirt. Personally, me thinks those look more like fish scales than anything else.

Third Place:
70's couch tops. ZOMG MAH EYEZ!!!!!!111oneoneone

Second Place:
Killercsaj Animal print balloons. If mine were that big, that'll kill me, indeed! Ouch!

First Place *fanfare*:
Spare tire cat hoodie. Reasons stated in the quotes. My fucking gawd, that is really... gah, words fail me.

Ew ew ew! It's not even the spare tire that bothers me, but look at that hood! It's absolutely awful. Where'd the white come from? Why is it not even attached? And why is the design on the back repeated like that? Never mind that the bottom is melded to her skin.

It looks like the first cat is on the hood and the second half-a-cat is on the back. But that means that if you put the hood on, you'd have an upside down cat on your forehead. 

Not to mention that since the sim can't put the hood on it just looks stupider

Gwill, I'd suggest linking to the original thred with the rules in the future. I agree with Invisigoth; one should post links and pictures so we can verify rules 1-3.

Free for all!

[Giggy]

For honorable mentions:
Tops that were once animals (with special boob enhancements):

Awful photoshopping skills (for logos on clothes are god awful):

The castaway look (if the production team of survivor had to choose clothes for their next season they wouldn't go with this one:


And as for 1st, 2nd and 3rd? look at Liveangels as mine are the same as hers.

[Assmitten]

*claps for the judges*

Well done!