More Awful Than You! October: Fugly Tops

[FireFlyNine]

I have a sugestion for next month's contest: Fucked up Make up!

Edit: My Entry, all pay, all TSR

Perfect for the park, or selling your children on the street corner? You pick.


Excuse me, but what the fuck? PS: Her models scare me.


Hmmm, isn't it funny how that top looks like the one that came with a the base game? Ha ha, isn't that a coincedence? [/Sarcasam]

[Assmitten]

I have a sugestion for next month's contest: Fucked up Make up!

Edit: My Entry, all pay, all TSR

Perfect for the park, or selling your children on the street corner? You pick.

Nice commentary!

All I have to add is that the first one with the little girl has the word "evi" in the corner, and I first read it as "evil" and went, yup, that sounds about right.

Say, have any of these More Awful nominees embraced this dubious honor and begun bragging about it yet? I know I would.

[Tchan]

Most of Evi's children clothes are creepy, whorish and just plain not right...

[MidnightVoyager]

Anyway I'd like to nominate these pay tops by ChazDesigns @ TSR mostly for the "bewbie glare" and general tackiness

See, if you dissect the first one and glue the parts back together in a certain way, you could make a decent corset. WTF is with the random fishnet? And it appears to be made of pleather coated in saran wrap... euugh. Shiny BAD! BAD BOY! *smacks creator*

[lauren]

I'd Like to nominate these....

Here's a wonderfu tank top for your elders. It looks like someone threw up mac and cheese on it or something.

The creator claims it's "floral" theres also a lovely blue recolor  I picked red because it's the slightly less blinding.

and finally a wonderful microsoft paint creation

The good news is they all appear to be free if you register so what are waiting for join tsr and get some craptastic tops
 

[Tchan]

Oh...yuck...

[FireFlyNine]

What do I have to do to get you guys to post in here, poke you with a stick? You guys need to pick your asses up and find some fug before this thread takes a nose dive into Nowhereville. 

[Simsample]

Here are more from TSR:
Both by 'Andi and Grim':



http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/clothing/female/adult/everyday/563570/
http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/clothing/female/child/everyday/565805/

By '2sDay':

http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/clothing/male/adult/everyday/70937/

By 'Ciane':

http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/clothing/male/adult/everyday/76261/

And 'Bobhellbringer':

http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/clothing/male/adult/everyday/76216/
There's a whole exciting range to go with that last one.

Edit: Oops, posted the same one as Ghanima, so I changed it.

[Tyyppi]

The last one is just... ughhhh... 

[SarahKOM]

Hey, isn't he(Bobhellbringer) the guy that brought us the TSRHair in the fugly hair month? Is that all that fella does then?
But the most important question is this: Who actually would let their sims loose in that?

[Giggy]

wow these things are disgusting.
I need googles

[Liveangel]

Well, Jak, THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING. However, I'll happily lend you my sunglasses provided that you a) you ask nicely, please and b) you return them to me when I judge these, FANKOO.
Sign here.


Congratulations to Marhis for the goggles picture! Not to mention Database for posting it.

[Giggy]

I'm already got goggles but I'm wearing sunglasses right now, also if they do absolutely nothing then why were they invented in the first place?

Sign here.

Why would you want to sign something to end up paying for a signature

[Assmitten]

By '2sDay':

SNIP

I thought that shirt read "I Heart Scary Chicken" which is funny. Scary chicks? Meh.

[Liveangel]

Sign here.

Why would you want to sign something to end up paying for a signature

It's an Anti Paysite Petition. Oh well.

[dvn]

This is a "what the fuck?"



pffft and to think my parental filters weren't gonna let me see the site:

http://www.carlaniven.netfirms.com/page%202.htm is blocked because it is currently categorized as Proxy Avoidance.

Major eeek.

[RaeKira]

Carla Niven is disqualified automatically.

[Gwill]

And double disqualified because it was listed after the contest began.
But quite a gem none the less.

[dvn]

lmao

I prolly didn't pay much attention because I tend to not read things completely.

I'ma kinda lazy like that.

So uber sorry 

[Gwill]

Rules haven't been stated this month, so you're excused.
Otherwise I would have pointed and laughed at you.

[dvn]

yay I'ma excuseded...

Anyways, I'ma gonna make it up with this lovely free top from SimChic.
I haven't seen it posted yet, hopefully. :p



The poor girl looks like she's suffering with a mullet. :\
And why is the shirt so short and pointy on the sides?

Eeek

[dvn]

mmkay last one I swear

I couldn't resist it when I saw it.

  I'ma so confused why any one would want this on their sims.



Someone seemed a bit drunk when they made this.

[MadameUgly]

Brought to you by Foxybaby at MTS2 (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=243694)



Perhaps those stripes look good in game, but somehow, I doubt it.



Now I'm no fan of children, but dressing them like this is just plain cruel.

And so is attacking them with makeup.  Someone, please call CPS.  (and get some degreaser, that kid is shiney!)

Perhaps this sim is the mother of the greasy poorly dressed toddler?

(brought to you by Labyrinthia at MTS2:  http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=237368)



This is what happens when drunks use bedazzlers.  (though I love the use of that uni hair--so few sims can pull off that re-re look)

But if you're looking for something a bit more WTF, look no further than ajame (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=233578)



That's just ugly.  And the sleeves. . .they're just effed up.

Now this one was posted over a year ago, so maybe that's why it's so ugly.  (kellybelly117:  http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=187859)



And last but not least, from killercsaj (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=173350):



You can make your own cow print/udder jokes.

[Gwill]

Wow, if those animal print things don't win a prize we need to get the judges looked over by a professional.

[Assmitten]

You can make your own cow print/udder jokes.

JESUS GOD, what is with those tatas? That is making my back hurt just looking at them. I must investigate. WTF.