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Liveangel
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Meh.
Re: More Awful Than You! September: WTF?
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Reply #150 on:
2007 September 24, 23:30:42 »
Quote from: liveangel on 2007 September 20, 05:35:32
I'm hoping October will be
fugly tops
...
I need to find a use of the excess
leftover from the August More Awful Than You.
I stand corrected.
I still want
fugly tops
for October
(the same month as my RL birthday - go ahead, Pes, mock me for celebrating getting older)
but I NEED EYE BLEACH FOR THE MR. KRABS!
Ok, the main reason I came here is to submit this TSR... thing. It seems to fit Pescado's definition of WTF.
So? He uploaded it so he can show that he took a Maxis texture, then MS paint-ed it with the defalut MS paint colours, which is someting a new born earthworm could do!!! How's that for beating the sawed terlet???
The moron who is gulity for this, Ry Oman, calls this his
Multi Dress
. I call it a Maxis texture that has been MS paint-ed on and looks worse than Carla Niven (the first thing that sprang to mind when I saw it) but I guess Mr Paysite Resource thinks that is too long a title.
Quote from: Ry Oman
this is my multi color dress! dont upload to the exchange.
Who and why would anyone want to do that?
Quote from: andi and grim
awsome dress ry oman! glad i taught you this
Umm... yeah... about that last comment... I dunno whether to
A)
point and laugh in absolute hysterics
,
B)
gwap and gasp in absolute shock
, or
C)
shrug and walk away in absolute indecision
.
Oh, I'm done with the eye bleach for today, feel free to use it
*passes the eye bleach around*
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Zeljka
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Re: More Awful Than You! September: WTF?
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Reply #151 on:
2007 September 25, 01:06:40 »
Quote from: Blueblood on 2007 September 24, 08:26:56
Zoidberg would be pretty cool if he doesn't turn out like these Spongebob characters using the same crab dealies:
http://modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=230226
Wow, I wish I'd seen that in time for the worst celebrity look a like contest...that looks nothing like Mr. Krabs.
*snickers
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Zazazu
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Re: More Awful Than You! September: WTF?
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Reply #152 on:
2007 September 25, 03:21:05 »
Quote from: liveangel on 2007 September 24, 23:30:42
<scary dress pic>
I believe that is undeniable proof that TSR has no standards.
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eevilcat
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Re: More Awful Than You! September: WTF?
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Reply #153 on:
2007 September 25, 06:29:47 »
Scary dress was only submitted last week which makes it completely unforgivable as skinning has moved on somewhat since the early days - even your basic 'how to' will teach enough to create something presentable. Unfortunately, it also disqualifies the entry as it was posted after the start of the contest.
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Ellatrue
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Posts: 2465
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Re: More Awful Than You! September: WTF?
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Reply #154 on:
2007 September 25, 13:22:44 »
I don't think we should have this "posted before the start of the contest" rule. If it is posted by the end of the contest, IMO, it is fair game.
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Gwill
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Posts: 2162
Re: More Awful Than You! September: WTF?
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Reply #155 on:
2007 September 25, 14:05:24 »
I think that rule is mostly to prevent blatant cheating.
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J. M. Pescado
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Re: More Awful Than You! September: WTF?
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Reply #156 on:
2007 September 25, 17:21:22 »
If that rule were not in place, someone would make something horrible specifically for the dubious honor of winning. It makes no sense, of course, but you know how *F*s are.
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Re: More Awful Than You! September: WTF?
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Reply #157 on:
2007 September 25, 17:25:40 »
Quote from: J. M. Pescado on 2007 September 25, 17:21:22
If that rule were not in place, someone would make something horrible specifically for the dubious honor of winning. It makes no sense, of course, but you know how *F*s are.
F's would be totally afraid that someone would find out they were cheating and cry. The attention-whore thing is an E thing, and should be trumped by the F.
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J. M. Pescado
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Re: More Awful Than You! September: WTF?
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Reply #158 on:
2007 September 25, 18:18:30 »
I see this as being a typical high-E F behavior. They don't think these things through enough to worry about that. Perhaps some kind of EFP would do this.
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Little Bitch
Feckless Fool
Posts: 251
Re: More Awful Than You! September: WTF?
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Reply #159 on:
2007 September 26, 20:59:15 »
Wow, these are some weird-ass things. I'm not sure I can find anything that would top any of this! Though I do remember an incontinence hack somewhere on the web. Why on earth do we want an incontinence hack?! Just have elders!
There's also the blue-to-yellow pee hack, which confuses me. But I'm too lazy to get pictures, I'm afraid...I'm not actually entering this, just merely stating a fact. ^^
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julialenn
Blathering Buffoon
Posts: 75
INTJ
Re: More Awful Than You! September: WTF?
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Reply #160 on:
2007 September 26, 21:10:14 »
Quote from: Sapphire Scratches on 2007 September 26, 20:59:15
There's also the blue-to-yellow pee hack, which confuses me. But I'm too lazy to get pictures, I'm afraid...I'm not actually entering this, just merely stating a fact. ^^
You mean you prefer it when your sims pee blue?
now THAT I find confusing.
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Tchan
Little Bitch
Feckless Fool
Posts: 251
Re: More Awful Than You! September: WTF?
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Reply #161 on:
2007 September 26, 21:23:41 »
Oh no, not at all! It's more realistic. It's just...why take the time and effort to fix it?!
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Zazazu
Fuzzy Pumpkin
Whiny Wussy
Posts: 8583
Potiron flou
Re: More Awful Than You! September: WTF?
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Reply #162 on:
2007 September 26, 21:30:56 »
Quote from: Sapphire Scratches on 2007 September 26, 20:59:15
There's also the blue-to-yellow pee hack, which confuses me. But I'm too lazy to get pictures, I'm afraid...I'm not actually entering this, just merely stating a fact. ^^
It's from here, silly.
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Tchan
Little Bitch
Feckless Fool
Posts: 251
Re: More Awful Than You! September: WTF?
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Reply #163 on:
2007 September 26, 21:33:44 »
Good grief, really?! Wow, I must seem like a moron, but I really didn't know. I never come here. I think last night was probably the first time.
I just knew it existed via the grapevine. ^^ Sorry!
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julialenn
Blathering Buffoon
Posts: 75
INTJ
Re: More Awful Than You! September: WTF?
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Reply #164 on:
2007 September 26, 21:37:14 »
Quote from: Zazazu on 2007 September 26, 21:30:56
Quote from: Sapphire Scratches on 2007 September 26, 20:59:15
There's also the blue-to-yellow pee hack, which confuses me. But I'm too lazy to get pictures, I'm afraid...I'm not actually entering this, just merely stating a fact. ^^
It's from here, silly.
I was going to add that, but I don't yet have a poking stick.
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Assmitten
Whiny Wussy
Posts: 9265
Poop poop
Re: More Awful Than You! September: WTF?
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Reply #165 on:
2007 September 26, 21:59:05 »
Quote from: julialenn on 2007 September 26, 21:37:14
Quote from: Zazazu on 2007 September 26, 21:30:56
Quote from: Sapphire Scratches on 2007 September 26, 20:59:15
There's also the blue-to-yellow pee hack, which confuses me. But I'm too lazy to get pictures, I'm afraid...I'm not actually entering this, just merely stating a fact. ^^
It's from here, silly.
I was going to add that, but I don't yet have a poking stick.
Well, you know what they say. The answer to most problems on the Interweebs is to LURK MOAR.
I'm sure this won't win the big prize, but this one is a WTF for me.
So
this little gem
, spelled variously as "deodorant" and "deoderant," claims to raise your sims' hygiene levels. WHY? WHY? WHY? I ask you. What a waste of time and space. Ah well, the commenters seem to enjoy the realism it brings. Bonus points to the creator for "dubious" use of quotation marks in the "description," which is always good for "mild" "lulz."
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Tchan
Little Bitch
Feckless Fool
Posts: 251
Re: More Awful Than You! September: WTF?
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Reply #166 on:
2007 September 26, 22:22:18 »
Normally I'd LURK MOAR, but I wanted to show how not awesome I am...ah, I suck and I know it, it's okay. ^^
And...surprisingly enough, I like that. It's stupid, pointless and unnecessary, but I do like it. I think I may have gone, "Cool," when first discovering it--before promptly deciding there was no way it was going in my game. I'm not THAT stupid.
Searching MTS2, I discovered this, which is a bit weird:
http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=121638
Bed-wetting! For children, at least--not the incontinence hack but close. The incontinence hack was way more disturbing, and it wasn't Inge's version.
I think this is pretty WTF too, seeing as there was no reason for it at all:
http://www.sexysims2.com/showthread.php?t=170014
It's disqualified, being that it was posted after this contest, but honestly. WHY? Same with this:
http://www.sexysims2.com/showthread.php?t=170102
But moreso the first, being that it's just a hacked bed and there isn't any reason for it.
Okay, okay, I can actually submit this:
What the hell?! Why...? Why on earth would anyone want that?! And there's ones on a bed, in a toilet, a shower, a
sink
...just...why?! It's a
white blob
.
((I'm aware I've got nothing on the Eye-tree or the boobwall, but I tried.
))
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Assmitten
Whiny Wussy
Posts: 9265
Poop poop
Re: More Awful Than You! September: WTF?
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Reply #167 on:
2007 September 26, 22:38:28 »
Naked guy...pron...is that...JIZZ?
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Tchan
Little Bitch
Feckless Fool
Posts: 251
Re: More Awful Than You! September: WTF?
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Reply #168 on:
2007 September 26, 23:02:38 »
I would say yes, or that at least it THINKS it is, if it weren't for the fact it's a WTF WHITE PUDDLE?!!!!
I'd suggest you take a look at the toilet one--it's really, REALLY disturbing. There's splodges on the wall, and the floor, and the toilet--bloody good stamina, this guy has! And no cleaning skills whatsoever! And no concept of
aim
.
Proof:
(Notice how the...white sticky stuff...on the toilet has been tastefully shaped so it looks the same as a crude version of what it came out of--or, alternately, a mushroom or jellyfish. Nice, eh?)
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Re: More Awful Than You! September: WTF?
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Reply #169 on:
2007 September 26, 23:07:22 »
Quote from: Sapphire Scratches on 2007 September 26, 23:02:38
I would say yes, or that at least it THINKS it is, if it weren't for the fact it's a WTF WHITE PUDDLE?!!!!
I'd suggest you take a look at the toilet one--it's really, REALLY disturbing. There's splodges on the wall, and the floor, and the toilet--bloody good stamina, this guy has! And no cleaning skills whatsoever!
Good for a Victorian mental hospital scenario maybe, if the blobs didn't actually look like blobs and more like smeared faeces. Not that I'm planning to go look. If that white blob is supposed to be, as Assmitten so elegantly puts it, jizz, then I suspect it would be a waste of a click.
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kuronue
Querulous Quidnunc
Posts: 1154
Re: More Awful Than You! September: WTF?
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Reply #170 on:
2007 September 26, 23:42:10 »
oh, well, as long as we're looking at sexy sims 2:
http://www.sexysims2.com/showthread.php?t=95619&highlight=realistic
"the Rare cockihorn!". Because every woman wants a neon green penis strapped to her forehead.
http://www.sexysims2.com/showthread.php?t=30887&highlight=realistic
"nasty underthings" - "Sexy, sheer purple undies or lingerie. Available for adult female in all clothing categories. Works with medium skin tone. Oh yeah, also includes a giant gaping hole in the abdomen with exposed viscera."
in a similar vein..
http://www.sexysims2.com/showthread.php?t=30789&highlight=realistic
burned or diseased skintone
I wanted to submit the penis as long as a sim's forearm, but I seem to have lost it again >.> Above linked rather than imaged due to... well, they're kinda disturbing and I'd rather not
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Liveangel
Querulous Quidnunc
Posts: 1205
Meh.
Re: More Awful Than You! September: WTF?
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Reply #171 on:
2007 September 27, 05:01:25 »
Quote from: eevilcat on 2007 September 25, 06:29:47
Scary dress was only submitted last week which makes it completely unforgivable as skinning has moved on somewhat since the early days - even your basic 'how to' will teach enough to create something presentable. Unfortunately, it also disqualifies the entry as it was posted after the start of the contest.
Oh dear, how sad, never mind. But then again, here's what happend when Hecubus submitted the Meat Slab dress.
Quote from: Venusy on 2007 September 14, 18:43:01
Quote from: Hecubus on 2007 September 14, 16:04:52
In the clothing category, I think I have to nominate infamous Meat Slab dress from
Carla Niven
. (I actually made the sacrifice and put this in my game and subjected a sim to its horrors. Here is the sad truth of the dress, as previously shown at PMBD:
Quote from: J. M. Pescado on 2007 February 08, 01:25:18
7. Carla Niven is disqualified. We already know he'd win. Besides, Freewebs is not a real site.
Quote from: Assmitten on 2007 September 14, 18:49:42
Aw, Hec, I don't care if it's off limits. I hadn't seen it, and it gave me a good laugh, so thanks. Carla is permanently Honorable Mention status.
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Sapnish
Blathering Buffoon
Posts: 58
Re: More Awful Than You! September: WTF?
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Reply #172 on:
2007 September 27, 06:34:36 »
Sims2Sisters would like you to have this mesh to clutter up your lives.
"Oh," you say, "that's a good idea, though. I hate that waist-line on the men's PJs that came with the base game." Then maybe you should have gotten the
*free* REPLACEMENT
from MTS2 8 months earlier...
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sloppyhousewife
Lipless Loser
Posts: 691
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Re: More Awful Than You! September: WTF?
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Reply #173 on:
2007 September 27, 12:32:55 »
Quote from: kuronue on 2007 September 26, 23:42:10
in a similar vein..
http://www.sexysims2.com/showthread.php?t=30789&highlight=realistic
burned or diseased skintone
Actually, this skin would be perfect for apocalypse stories (not necessarily the challenge). Not that I would want to have it in my game.
Quote from: Sapnish on 2007 September 27, 06:34:36
Sims2Sisters would like you to have this mesh to clutter up your lives.
"Oh," you say, "that's a good idea, though. I hate that waist-line on the men's PJs that came with the base game." Then maybe you should have gotten the
*free* REPLACEMENT
from MTS2 8 months earlier...
TSR sucks, that's old news. Still, I miss the WTFness here.
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FireFlyNine
Blathering Buffoon
Posts: 88
Pirate Bird doesn't pay for her downloads.
Re: More Awful Than You! September: WTF?
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Reply #174 on:
2007 September 27, 22:49:07 »
Quote
http://www.sexysims2.com/showthread.php?t=95619&highlight=realistic
"the Rare cockihorn!". Because every woman wants a neon green penis strapped to her forehead.
http://www.sexysims2.com/showthread.php?t=30887&highlight=realistic
"nasty underthings" - "Sexy, sheer purple undies or lingerie. Available for adult female in all clothing categories. Works with medium skin tone. Oh yeah, also includes a giant gaping hole in the abdomen with exposed viscera."
in a similar vein..
http://www.sexysims2.com/showthread.php?t=30789&highlight=realistic
burned or diseased skintone
Moar pictures please? I
really
don't want to make an account on sexysims.com just to see some pictures.(Read: I made one before, but I losted it
)
We've all already seen the worst of the worst, I don't think anything would suprise me by now.
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