laeshanin
FURRY!
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I believe JM's furnace is very deep underground, though!
About 4000 miles down, I'd say. I just want to make a simple point about J.M. being in the altogether with or without beard... ewww! (Feel Certain you're a fine figure of a monst...er...man, she says as she carefully puts on lip guard and helmet.) As for the underground furnace...? Hmmm, I'm wondering about other places deep in the bowels of the earth with similar heating issues?   |
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Do you mean JM is suffering from Global Warming? (Perhaps his underpants are too tight?)
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laeshanin
FURRY!
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Fook me, it took long enough to get a title!
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Lord, I do hope not. Tight knickers are never good.
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Er, I was thinking more of the part about being very old.  Hey, there may be snow on the roof but there's still fire in the furnace! Hook Of course, but not having seen many, erm, elder men au naturel, I didn't know if they tended to shrink or something.  Next EP maybe we should chip in and send it to him express?  Good idea, but it wouldn't work because it would require him to reveal his actual address (other than just the state of Montana). |
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laeshanin
FURRY!
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Fook me, it took long enough to get a title!
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Of course, but not having seen many, erm, elder men au naturel, I didn't know if they tended to shrink or something. Next EP maybe we should chip in and send it to him express? Good idea, but it wouldn't work because it would require him to reveal his actual address (other than just the state of Montana). [/quote] Is the Hellmouth in Montana, then? And, no, older men's bits don't shrink, rather they head south just as other saggy portions of the body might as you get older. So, I reiterate... eewww! |
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Of course, but not having seen many, erm, elder men au naturel, I didn't know if they tended to shrink or something. Dunno, but they did some kind of research on fertility and found that men over 50 were more fertile than 20-year-olds! So it seems, if your daughter is desperate for a baby, have her marry one of dad's mates! (Or even Grandad's!) |
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So it seems, if your daughter is desperate for a baby, have her marry one of dad's mates! (Or even Grandad's!)
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Well, since I'm the wrong side of xxxxx myself, it'd be a bit wrong of me to say ewwww! So, Ugh!
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Niomi
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WTFBBQzoxx
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Maybe he's taking this opprotunity to actually PLAY his game... ^_~
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Ah, but has he been abducted by aliens, or by the Secret society? And if it's aliens, will he come back pregnant?
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simmiecal
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No kittens within five miles of my house! :)
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Ah, but has he been abducted by aliens, or by the Secret society? And if it's aliens, will he come back pregnant?
EVERY male that is abducted by aliens comes back pregnant. |
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Ah, but has he been abducted by aliens, or by the Secret society? And if it's aliens, will he come back pregnant?
EVERY male that is abducted by aliens comes back pregnant. Not teen males, and not if you have Carrigon's patch. |
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sanmonroe
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I told you people, 6-8 weeks. It takes awhile for things to make it through security and arrive.
I am just trying to figure out if JMP is in the military, prison, or a military prison for that security.  |
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When you do something because of the internet that is wrong.
When you make love to a man in a giraffe outfit.
When you discover you masterbated online to a picture of a relative.
Webcest.
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EVERY male that is abducted by aliens comes back pregnant. Not elders. JMP's an elder. Hook |
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If some is good and more is better, then too much ought to be just about right.
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Marchioness
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I told you people, 6-8 weeks. It takes awhile for things to make it through security and arrive.
I am just trying to figure out if JMP is in the military, prison, or a military prison for that security. Oooooooh, now that's interesting. |
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JMP has mentioned on the forum here (and I'm paraphrasing heavily) that there are people who have a want to see his ghost. And considering the amount of security he has surrounding him, they apparently have considerable ability. But I'm betting on Pescado. Hook |
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If some is good and more is better, then too much ought to be just about right.
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Would Rentech be one of those?
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Brynne
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JMP has mentioned on the forum here (and I'm paraphrasing heavily) that there are people who have a want to see his ghost. And considering the amount of security he has surrounding him, they apparently have considerable ability.
Whoa. Some people take this game waaaaaaaaaaay too seriously. |
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sanmonroe
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He must have really pissed off the simmasters. :p
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When you do something because of the internet that is wrong.
When you make love to a man in a giraffe outfit.
When you discover you masterbated online to a picture of a relative.
Webcest.
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SickPuppy
Asinine Airhead
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He gotta be one them aleein varmints...I say we grab our pitchforks an hunt him down
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Oddysey
Nitwitted Nuisance
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JMP has mentioned on the forum here (and I'm paraphrasing heavily) that there are people who have a want to see his ghost. And considering the amount of security he has surrounding him, they apparently have considerable ability. But I'm betting on Pescado. Hook Betting what? That they won't kill him, or that he'll outlive them? |
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He did say he didn't want EA to be able to track him with the game's tracking number. Wonder how he managed to register at the BBS without giving away pertinent info? He also hinted that someone was looking to kill him, so take your pick.
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