August "More Awful Than You": Most Fugly Celebrity Sims

[Gwill]

Pescado has bestowed on me the honour of launching this month's More Awful Than You.

By popular suggestion, this month we want to see god awful Celebrity Sims.
Rules apply like previous contests; no intentionally ugly sims, no self nomination, no sims created after the contest went live and whatever other rules we come up with as the month progresses.
Bonus Points if it's from a pay site.
Bonus Points if the face is a full face makeup plastered to a default maxis face.
Bonus points if in-game screen shots look nothing like the promotion pictures.
Points docked if the celebrity is Michael Jackson.

Please include a few words about why you nominate an entry, and if the celebrity is obscure and no picture of them is provided by the artist, see if you can find one for us.

Judges will be shanghaied along the way in the usual fashion.
Judges so far: Database, SaraMK, Quittius Maximus

[Gwill]

I want to start by nomination this very unfair comparison:
Jake Gyllenhaal by Joshishot182 at MTS2, which would have been simply forgettable, if we don't do it the injustice of putting it side by side with UdontKnow's version of the same celebrity.


Edit:  Anything by soulvoice at MTS2 is worth a menton, but I'll highlight these two:
Annette O' Toole

and Liv Tyler

[Berg]

Liv Tyleromfg...

I was devastated when I found that Vita Sims no longer offers their donation celebrity sims (though I'm quite taken  by this sudden sign of something resembling quality control). Fortunately, some of the images were still available in a thread at PMBD:

Cameron Diaz


...who actually looks something like this:


David Schwimmer


...who might not be the hawtest guy around, but still...


Brad Pitt


At least the hair colour is right...



But I have more..!

Not only the worst but also the most weird Paris Hilton I've seen...

Not ONE feature resembles the original (of which I even won't post a reference picture)

...and my personal favourite: Gilmore Girls People 


...from Sims2Cri

 

[Gwill]

Cheeses!  That sim looks like Brad Pitt's retarded inbred brother.

[Annan]

My first two offerings doesn't have quite the same "WTF?"-factor as previous entries - instead, they have the apparent LACK of likeness.

First, I bring you Robbie Williams.

I actually started wondering if there were more than one Robbie Williams, but no, this is supposed to be the singer.

And then there's "Evangeline Lilly".

There's not even a SLIGHT resemblance! ZOMG!

The third offering - the utterly bizarre. Now, I have no idea who this Hanna Montana type is supposed to be, but I gather it's some sort of character played by some Miley (?) girl. If I were Miley, I'd cry if people thought this is how I looked.

The EYES!

[angelyne]

Do I get extra points for EA approved new archetypes?

Take two normal looking guys



And turn them into

[angelyne]

Some of UDon'tknow more forgettable efforts (Or should I say less forgettable, as in it will haunt my dreams)

The advertising


In game (just as scary)


Stripped of content (skin and eyes) with an Enayla skin and more normal looking eyes


I know that this loose points, but how often do you get a sim that's actually better looking than the person.  this is too good to pass up.

[Flamingo]

Michael Jackson

The reason that Sim looks so much better than MJ is only because it really doesn't look like him, at all.

[darkholme]

Here's a submission for you guys...this is supposed to be Kid Rock!   



You can download him here, if you're interested: www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/sims/male/adult/515181/ 

[Ellatrue]

MOTHER OF GOD!

[shallow_kid]

That Kid Rock doesn't look nearly as inbred and sickly as the real one.  FAIL.

[FireFlyNine]

Wuahaha! Finally a chance for me to unleash my hatered of Celebritysims across the world!
*Skips off to MTS2

[torawashi]

I'd like to nominate this Hugo Weaving by Margierytka. This is what happens when photoskinning goes horribly, horribly wrong:

[Emma]

That Kid Rock one! *Emma falls on the floor laughing

Ooh, I must find some fugly celeb sims...going off to search now

[edit] Can't be arsed to look, websites are so slow nowadays! I'll be a judge if you need one

[msalwaysright]

 Ya beat me to 'im darkholm.
I went looking for fuglies when SaraMk suggested the theme for the August contest. I quit looking after I saw that godawful Kid Rock. Now I have to gather my courage again and head off.......

Got one:
By cgendron at TSR, the worst Elvis/laziest photoskinning ever:



Also:



Arwensundomiel claims that it's Anna Nicole Smith. I'm not buying it.

modified to add r/l pic of Anna Nicole -

[Gwill]

Wow.  Someone drew her eyebrows on with a crayon!

[Berg]

  at Elvis

Speaking of pop culture icons... Marilyn Monroe?



I'm confused. One part of me believes this Arwensundomiel person intentionally went for the Andy Warhol version of Marilyn, while the other thinks she may have a visual handicap and/or digs Chinese opera masks A LOT  Because Warhol isn't mentioned anywhere in the description... 

[msalwaysright]

One part of me believes this Arwensundomiel person intentionally went[/img] for the Andy Warhol version of Marilyn, while the other thinks she may have a visual handicap and/or digs Chinese opera masks A LOT

True-the colors say Warhol, but the rest just says blech.

Despite the risk of permanent eye damage, I'm going to look at some of Arwensundomiel's unawesome creations in-game.
Obvoiusly, there's a lot of photoshopping (or crayoning  ) after the fact, so I'm hoping they're even more amusingly horrible in their unedited state.

One more:

Guess who this is:


According to inx(link below) at MTS2, it's Johnny Depp. "I could never find a Johnny sim that actually looked like him, so I got off my lazy butt and gave it shot."
Trying is not for everyone. Next time, just keep that lazy butt on the sofa.

http://aycu32.webshots.com/image/22471/2000019404532287757_rs.jpg

Modified to add r/l pic of Johnny Depp. I almost didn't since I figured everyone knows what he looks like, but who ever gets tired of looking a Johnny Depp?

[Marhis]

Bill Clinton

http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/sims/male/elder/545767/



I have no words.

[msalwaysright]

 
Do you suppose the slightly bent over sim in front of him was intentional, or pure serendipity?

[Mens Mortuus]

Yech! I'm pretty sure that sim is male... unless Billy's changed his palate recently. Some of these attempts are godawful puke-worthy.

[msalwaysright]

Yech! I'm pretty sure that sim is male... unless Billy's changed his palate recently.

If his libido is even half of what it's rumoured to be, I figure him for the 'any port in a storm' type.

[seanachai]

I think it's Don Lothario, so anything's possible. His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!

[msalwaysright]

I now nominate Simultaneous Design http://www.simultaneousdesign.com/TS2/FrontPage.htm (not a direct link-'celebrities' link is halfway down on the left) for going beyond the bounds of laziness and charging for it.
Every celebrity sim on the site looks like two seconds of bad photos hastily photoshopped . Also, they have managed to fugly celebrities who are, in real life, so gorgeous that fuglyfying them would seem impossible.

Three of the most noteworthy:
Lindsay Lohen


Brad Pitt and Brittany Spears:

I'm really glad they captioned them or I would have had no idea who they were supposed to be.

modified to add the pics of r/l Brad and Brittany

Also, I feel bonus points of some type should be awarded this site's owner for the heinous false humility of this little disclaimer:

I do not take credit for anything not featured on this site - there are tons of amazing creators out there.

Why on earth would he/she imagine they'd be credited with anything not featured on their site.
I'd be trying to deny the mess that is featured.

I recommend not looking directly at the pics-poke a hole in the bottom of a shoebox to use as a viewing device.

[MsMaria]

I was going to volunteer for judging, but now I'm not so sure
Good grief, these are some god-awful look-alikes!