Gwill
|
Pescado has bestowed on me the honour of launching this month's More Awful Than You.
By popular suggestion, this month we want to see god awful Celebrity Sims. Rules apply like previous contests; no intentionally ugly sims, no self nomination, no sims created after the contest went live and whatever other rules we come up with as the month progresses. Bonus Points if it's from a pay site. Bonus Points if the face is a full face makeup plastered to a default maxis face. Bonus points if in-game screen shots look nothing like the promotion pictures. Points docked if the celebrity is Michael Jackson.
Please include a few words about why you nominate an entry, and if the celebrity is obscure and no picture of them is provided by the artist, see if you can find one for us.
Judges will be shanghaied along the way in the usual fashion. Judges so far: Database, SaraMK, Quittius Maximus
|
|
« Last Edit: 2007 August 16, 07:42:38 by J. M. Pescado »
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Gwill
|
I want to start by nomination this very unfair comparison: Jake Gyllenhaal by Joshishot182 at MTS2, which would have been simply forgettable, if we don't do it the injustice of putting it side by side with UdontKnow's version of the same celebrity. Edit: Anything by soulvoice at MTS2 is worth a menton, but I'll highlight these two: Annette O' Toole
and Liv Tyler
|
|
« Last Edit: 2007 August 07, 15:43:17 by Gwill »
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Berg
Dimwitted Dunce
Posts: 178
I ARE 2 BLAME 4 HUR TYPOES!
|
Liv Tyleromfg... I was devastated when I found that Vita Sims no longer offers their donation celebrity sims (though I'm quite taken by this sudden sign of something resembling quality control). Fortunately, some of the images were still available in a thread at PMBD: Cameron Diaz...who actually looks something like this:David Schwimmer...who might not be the hawtest guy around, but still...Brad PittAt least the hair colour is right... But I have more..! Not only the worst but also the most weird Paris Hilton I've seen... Not ONE feature resembles the original (of which I even won't post a reference picture) ...and my personal favourite: Gilmore Girls People ...from Sims2Cri
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Gwill
|
Cheeses! That sim looks like Brad Pitt's retarded inbred brother.
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Annan
Swedish Pudding Chef
Senator
Posts: 1570
INTP/J: Bork!
|
My first two offerings doesn't have quite the same "WTF?"-factor as previous entries - instead, they have the apparent LACK of likeness. First, I bring you Robbie Williams. I actually started wondering if there were more than one Robbie Williams, but no, this is supposed to be the singer. And then there's "Evangeline Lilly". There's not even a SLIGHT resemblance! ZOMG! The third offering - the utterly bizarre. Now, I have no idea who this Hanna Montana type is supposed to be, but I gather it's some sort of character played by some Miley (?) girl. If I were Miley, I'd cry if people thought this is how I looked. The EYES!
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
angelyne
|
Do I get extra points for EA approved new archetypes? Take two normal looking guys And turn them into
|
|
« Last Edit: 2007 August 08, 01:28:00 by angelyne »
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
angelyne
|
Some of UDon'tknow more forgettable efforts (Or should I say less forgettable, as in it will haunt my dreams) The advertising In game (just as scary) Stripped of content (skin and eyes) with an Enayla skin and more normal looking eyes I know that this loose points, but how often do you get a sim that's actually better looking than the person. this is too good to pass up.
|
|
« Last Edit: 2007 August 08, 00:31:13 by angelyne »
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Flamingo
|
Michael Jackson The reason that Sim looks so much better than MJ is only because it really doesn't look like him, at all.
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
|
shallow_kid
Asinine Airhead
Posts: 36
It's always Caturday here.
|
That Kid Rock doesn't look nearly as inbred and sickly as the real one. FAIL.
|
|
|
Logged
|
I came for the J.M. Pescado stalking. I stayed for the J.M. Pescado stalking.
|
|
|
FireFlyNine
Blathering Buffoon
Posts: 88
Pirate Bird doesn't pay for her downloads.
|
Wuahaha! Finally a chance for me to unleash my hatered of Celebritysims across the world! *Skips off to MTS2
|
|
|
Logged
|
"The moral of it speaks to me : rape me, sodomize me, beat me, but don't ever - ever - try to make me cook and clean." - Khaki "The people revolted and said let there be buttsecks!" - Assmitten
|
|
|
torawashi
Asinine Airhead
Posts: 29
|
I'd like to nominate this Hugo Weaving by Margierytka. This is what happens when photoskinning goes horribly, horribly wrong:
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Emma
Goopy Lover
Dead Member
Posts: 6109
All Pescados Suck.
|
That Kid Rock one! *Emma falls on the floor laughing Ooh, I must find some fugly celeb sims...going off to search now [edit] Can't be arsed to look, websites are so slow nowadays! I'll be a judge if you need one
|
|
« Last Edit: 2007 August 08, 11:46:02 by Emma »
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
msalwaysright
|
Ya beat me to 'im darkholm. I went looking for fuglies when SaraMk suggested the theme for the August contest. I quit looking after I saw that godawful Kid Rock. Now I have to gather my courage again and head off....... Got one: By cgendron at TSR, the worst Elvis/laziest photoskinning ever: Also: Arwensundomiel claims that it's Anna Nicole Smith. I'm not buying it. modified to add r/l pic of Anna Nicole -
|
|
« Last Edit: 2007 August 09, 00:02:38 by msalwaysright »
|
Logged
|
"Proper capitalization is important, SimplyComplex. As you will know if you have ever had to help your uncle Jack off a horse."~Jack Rudd
|
|
|
Gwill
|
Wow. Someone drew her eyebrows on with a crayon!
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Berg
Dimwitted Dunce
Posts: 178
I ARE 2 BLAME 4 HUR TYPOES!
|
at Elvis Speaking of pop culture icons... Marilyn Monroe? I'm confused. One part of me believes this Arwensundomiel person intentionally went for the Andy Warhol version of Marilyn, while the other thinks she may have a visual handicap and/or digs Chinese opera masks A LOT Because Warhol isn't mentioned anywhere in the description...
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
msalwaysright
|
One part of me believes this Arwensundomiel person intentionally went [/img] for the Andy Warhol version of Marilyn, while the other thinks she may have a visual handicap and/or digs Chinese opera masks A LOT True-the colors say Warhol, but the rest just says blech. Despite the risk of permanent eye damage, I'm going to look at some of Arwensundomiel's unawesome creations in-game. Obvoiusly, there's a lot of photoshopping (or crayoning ) after the fact, so I'm hoping they're even more amusingly horrible in their unedited state. One more: Guess who this is: According to inx(link below) at MTS2, it's Johnny Depp. "I could never find a Johnny sim that actually looked like him, so I got off my lazy butt and gave it shot." Trying is not for everyone. Next time, just keep that lazy butt on the sofa. http://aycu32.webshots.com/image/22471/2000019404532287757_rs.jpgModified to add r/l pic of Johnny Depp. I almost didn't since I figured everyone knows what he looks like, but who ever gets tired of looking a Johnny Depp?
|
|
« Last Edit: 2007 August 09, 00:06:45 by msalwaysright »
|
Logged
|
"Proper capitalization is important, SimplyComplex. As you will know if you have ever had to help your uncle Jack off a horse."~Jack Rudd
|
|
|
Baron
Marhis
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
I say that a wise, when he does not know what he is talking about, should know enough to keep his mouth shut. -- C. Collodi, Pinocchio. ------ The one and only Rhayden's AIDE. Accept no substitutes.
|
|
|
msalwaysright
|
Do you suppose the slightly bent over sim in front of him was intentional, or pure serendipity?
|
|
|
Logged
|
"Proper capitalization is important, SimplyComplex. As you will know if you have ever had to help your uncle Jack off a horse."~Jack Rudd
|
|
|
Mens Mortuus
Blathering Buffoon
Posts: 84
Reaper haz ur plumbbob
|
Yech! I'm pretty sure that sim is male... unless Billy's changed his palate recently. Some of these attempts are godawful puke-worthy.
|
|
|
Logged
|
By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes...
|
|
|
msalwaysright
|
Yech! I'm pretty sure that sim is male... unless Billy's changed his palate recently. If his libido is even half of what it's rumoured to be, I figure him for the 'any port in a storm' type.
|
|
|
Logged
|
"Proper capitalization is important, SimplyComplex. As you will know if you have ever had to help your uncle Jack off a horse."~Jack Rudd
|
|
|
seanachai
Asinine Airhead
Posts: 47
|
I think it's Don Lothario, so anything's possible. His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
msalwaysright
|
I now nominate Simultaneous Design http://www.simultaneousdesign.com/TS2/FrontPage.htm (not a direct link-'celebrities' link is halfway down on the left) for going beyond the bounds of laziness and charging for it. Every celebrity sim on the site looks like two seconds of bad photos hastily photoshopped . Also, they have managed to fugly celebrities who are, in real life, so gorgeous that fuglyfying them would seem impossible. Three of the most noteworthy: Lindsay Lohen Brad Pitt and Brittany Spears: I'm really glad they captioned them or I would have had no idea who they were supposed to be. modified to add the pics of r/l Brad and Brittany Also, I feel bonus points of some type should be awarded this site's owner for the heinous false humility of this little disclaimer: I do not take credit for anything not featured on this site - there are tons of amazing creators out there.Why on earth would he/she imagine they'd be credited with anything not featured on their site. I'd be trying to deny the mess that is featured. I recommend not looking directly at the pics-poke a hole in the bottom of a shoebox to use as a viewing device.
|
|
« Last Edit: 2007 August 09, 00:12:06 by msalwaysright »
|
Logged
|
"Proper capitalization is important, SimplyComplex. As you will know if you have ever had to help your uncle Jack off a horse."~Jack Rudd
|
|
|
Countess
MsMaria
|
I was going to volunteer for judging, but now I'm not so sure Good grief, these are some god-awful look-alikes!
|
|
|
Logged
|
Odi et amo. quare id faciam, fortasse requiris?<br />Nescio, sed fieri sentio et excrucior.
|
|
|
|