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J. M. Pescado
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Anti-Maxian Peeing Obsession
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2007 June 14, 21:00:07 »
Undiscovered Shiny: Removes the apparent Maxian obsession with sims peeing themselves, to the point where in subsequent expansions, they increasingly lowered the default bladder motive start so sims all arrive at your parties wanting to use your terlet. It was getting tiresome. Peeing is for Brynnes!
antipeeobsession.zip
Anti-Pee Obsession for TS2 (all)
Made by: Flying Fish Systems (J. M. Pescado)
Congratulations to: Draklixa!
Special Thanks To:
Hobbsee the Scrawny Pencil Neck
Fat, Hairy-Bellied Ness
Rohina the Ugly Butted
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INSTRUCTIONS:
Place in your MYDOCU~1\EAGAME~1\THESIM~1\DOWNLO~1 directory.
FEATURES:
Ever wonder why, for some bizarre reason, sims seem obsessed with peeing,
to the point where they go to other sim's houses for apparently the express
purpose of using someone else's terlet? Eew. Maxis is weird. Sims will no
no longer insist on arriving with a full bladder only to storm off again,
sometimes immediately. Parties will no longer be about swarms to use
the bathroom.
COMPATIBILITY:
This hack is fully compatible with all FFS hacks. Death to all Nesses.
SIDE EFFECTS:
May cause computer damage, incontinence, explosion of user's head, coma, death,
and/or halitosis.
WARNING:
Do not open, crush, dispose of in fire, put in backwards, short-circuit, or mix
with non-awesome hacks - may explode, leak, or catch fire, resulting in injury
and/or death.
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jrd
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Re: Anti-Maxian Peeing Obsession
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Reply #1 on:
2007 June 14, 21:04:57 »
I wonder if this fixed Santa Pee?
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Emma
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Re: Anti-Maxian Peeing Obsession
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Reply #2 on:
2007 June 15, 08:04:22 »
So visiting sims will have full bladders when entering a lot now?
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Laverwinkle Sims
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Re: Anti-Maxian Peeing Obsession
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Reply #3 on:
2007 June 15, 08:06:47 »
Um - don't you mean empty bladders?
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Emma
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Re: Anti-Maxian Peeing Obsession
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Reply #4 on:
2007 June 15, 08:12:11 »
Um-yeah, what witch said.
I mean the bar will be full. Of course that's what I meant....
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Laverwinkle Sims
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Re: Anti-Maxian Peeing Obsession
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Reply #5 on:
2007 June 15, 08:14:41 »
Phew - thought for a minute there I might get Emma-mooned.
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Emma
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Re: Anti-Maxian Peeing Obsession
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Reply #6 on:
2007 June 15, 08:36:17 »
Quote from: witch on 2007 June 15, 08:14:41
Phew - thought for a minute there I might get Emma-mooned.
Nah. Too early in the morning to get my butt out
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Laverwinkle Sims
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Re: Anti-Maxian Peeing Obsession
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Reply #7 on:
2007 June 15, 10:29:42 »
One of Gvaudoin Tricou's twin daughters popped by to visit her ister yesterday as usual and only stayed 45 minutes. She left with a bladder sign flashing over her head. OK, she's 2 days into a pregnancy, but they don't normally leave that early. All she'd done was go on the swing, she'd never even made it into the house.
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Stupid Schlemiel
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Re: Anti-Maxian Peeing Obsession
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Reply #8 on:
2007 June 16, 02:07:04 »
Gah! The bathroom-swarming was getting really annoying, but even worse is when the sims get distracted by food or TV, and then get up to leave because they suddenly realise they have to pee (although the bathroom is vacant by that point). Half my sims' wedding guests left within an hour of arriving because they had to pee (and there was no toasting or bar-drinking at this particular party). Yet the party received a final score of Roof Raiser. Go figure.
Thanks, JM. This is great
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SimDebster
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Re: Anti-Maxian Peeing Obsession
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Reply #9 on:
2007 June 19, 00:21:05 »
Good to see this hack. Every wedding (since Pets?) has ended up with guests leaving for this very reason.
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Re: Anti-Maxian Peeing Obsession
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Reply #10 on:
2007 June 19, 07:07:22 »
Neil Gaiman, who is a werewolf in my game, cleared 50% of my wedding party with one howl.
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FlyOnTheWall
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Re: Anti-Maxian Peeing Obsession
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Reply #11 on:
2007 June 25, 01:44:32 »
Quote from: Jordi on 2007 June 14, 21:04:57
I wonder if this fixed Santa Pee?
I have this hack installed, and Santa came and visited without any bathroom problems. He didn't even use the toilet at all. Either this fixed it, or something else did.
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IAmTheRad
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Re: Anti-Maxian Peeing Obsession
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Reply #12 on:
2007 June 25, 04:50:27 »
Excellent! Now my sim visitors won't pee their pants when the bathroom is full then leave because their hygeine is low. I do have bathroomusesyou to prevent the insanity, but still, it only does so much when everybody needs to pee.
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Lorelei
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Re: Anti-Maxian Peeing Obsession
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Reply #13 on:
2007 June 25, 09:25:09 »
Quote from: witch on 2007 June 19, 07:07:22
Neil Gaiman, who is a werewolf in my game, cleared 50% of my wedding party with one howl.
You make a sad face, but, come on, that's funny. A little funny, right?
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sloppyhousewife
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Re: Anti-Maxian Peeing Obsession
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Reply #14 on:
2007 June 25, 13:05:39 »
Quote from: Lorelei on 2007 June 25, 09:25:09
Quote from: witch on 2007 June 19, 07:07:22
Neil Gaiman, who is a werewolf in my game, cleared 50% of my wedding party with one howl.
You make a sad face, but, come on, that's funny. A little funny, right?
That was my thought exactly
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Re: Anti-Maxian Peeing Obsession
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Reply #15 on:
2007 June 28, 07:49:36 »
Yes, yes it was funny.
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Mens Mortuus
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Re: Anti-Maxian Peeing Obsession
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Reply #16 on:
2007 June 28, 11:15:50 »
The penguin pees, too. Waddles about, sim pets it, up his leg goes and there's a nasty puddle to clean. Cute
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Brynne
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Re: Anti-Maxian Peeing Obsession
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Reply #17 on:
2007 July 10, 03:37:41 »
Was this released on my birthday, intentionally, or was it freaky coincidence?
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Last Edit: 2007 July 10, 03:43:36 by Brynne
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J. M. Pescado
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Re: Anti-Maxian Peeing Obsession
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Reply #18 on:
2007 July 10, 03:45:55 »
Coincidence, I'm sure. My files say you're still the same, anyway. Plus, it doesn't seem to stop peeing Brynnes. It's your signature idiom, you see. Have you seen the latest adventures of Peeing Brynne? Where's the new Brynne and Mr. Silly, anyway? How's Project Silly?
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