Anti-Maxian Peeing Obsession

[J. M. Pescado]

Undiscovered Shiny: Removes the apparent Maxian obsession with sims peeing themselves, to the point where in subsequent expansions, they increasingly lowered the default bladder motive start so sims all arrive at your parties wanting to use your terlet. It was getting tiresome. Peeing is for Brynnes!


antipeeobsession.zip

Anti-Pee Obsession for TS2 (all)
Made by: Flying Fish Systems (J. M. Pescado)

Congratulations to: Draklixa!

Special Thanks To:
Hobbsee the Scrawny Pencil Neck
Fat, Hairy-Bellied Ness
Rohina the Ugly Butted
Fat Gwilly People

INSTRUCTIONS:
Place in your MYDOCU~1\EAGAME~1\THESIM~1\DOWNLO~1 directory.

FEATURES:
Ever wonder why, for some bizarre reason, sims seem obsessed with peeing,
to the point where they go to other sim's houses for apparently the express
purpose of using someone else's terlet? Eew. Maxis is weird. Sims will no
no longer insist on arriving with a full bladder only to storm off again,
sometimes immediately. Parties will no longer be about swarms to use
the bathroom.

COMPATIBILITY:
This hack is fully compatible with all FFS hacks. Death to all Nesses.

SIDE EFFECTS:
May cause computer damage, incontinence, explosion of user's head, coma, death,
and/or halitosis.

WARNING:
Do not open, crush, dispose of in fire, put in backwards, short-circuit, or mix
with non-awesome hacks - may explode, leak, or catch fire, resulting in injury
and/or death.

[jrd]

I wonder if this fixed Santa Pee?

[Emma]

So visiting sims will have full bladders when entering a lot now?

[witch]

Um - don't you mean empty bladders? 

[Emma]

Um-yeah, what witch said.

I mean the bar will be full. Of course that's what I meant....

[witch]

Phew - thought for a minute there I might get Emma-mooned. 

[Emma]

Phew - thought for a minute there I might get Emma-mooned. 

Nah. Too early in the morning to get my butt out

[Ancient Sim]

One of Gvaudoin Tricou's twin daughters popped by to visit her ister yesterday as usual and only stayed 45 minutes.  She left with a bladder sign flashing over her head.  OK, she's 2 days into a pregnancy, but they don't normally leave that early.  All she'd done was go on the swing, she'd never even made it into the house.

[notveryawesome]

Gah! The bathroom-swarming was getting really annoying, but even worse is when the sims get distracted by food or TV, and then get up to leave because they suddenly realise they have to pee (although the bathroom is vacant by that point). Half my sims' wedding guests left within an hour of arriving because they had to pee (and there was no toasting or bar-drinking at this particular party). Yet the party received a final score of Roof Raiser. Go figure.

Thanks, JM. This is great.

[SimDebster]

Good to see this hack.  Every wedding (since Pets?) has ended up with guests leaving for this very reason.

[witch]

Neil Gaiman, who is a werewolf in my game, cleared 50% of my wedding party with one howl. 

[FlyOnTheWall]

I wonder if this fixed Santa Pee?

I have this hack installed, and Santa came and visited without any bathroom problems. He didn't even use the toilet at all. Either this fixed it, or something else did.

[IAmTheRad]

Excellent! Now my sim visitors won't pee their pants when the bathroom is full then leave because their hygeine is low. I do have bathroomusesyou to prevent the insanity, but still, it only does so much when everybody needs to pee.

[Lorelei]

Neil Gaiman, who is a werewolf in my game, cleared 50% of my wedding party with one howl. 

You make a sad face, but, come on, that's funny. A little funny, right?

[sloppyhousewife]

Neil Gaiman, who is a werewolf in my game, cleared 50% of my wedding party with one howl. 

You make a sad face, but, come on, that's funny. A little funny, right?

That was my thought exactly

[witch]

Yes, yes it was funny.

[Mens Mortuus]

The penguin pees, too. Waddles about, sim pets it, up his leg goes and there's a nasty puddle to clean. Cute

[Brynne]

Was this released on my birthday, intentionally, or was it freaky coincidence?

[J. M. Pescado]

Coincidence, I'm sure. My files say you're still the same, anyway. Plus, it doesn't seem to stop peeing Brynnes. It's your signature idiom, you see. Have you seen the latest adventures of Peeing Brynne? Where's the new Brynne and Mr. Silly, anyway? How's Project Silly?