Fine, fine...I'll join

[Zazazu]

House available here: http://www.4shared.com/dir/2710440/c8824f7a/sharing.html

Lot size: 2x3
Price: $92,387
Bedrooms: 3
Bathrooms: 2
Other features: pool, greenhouse, crib room (keeps the ankle-biters from waking up the other kids)
Awesome materials: Lot debugger, macrotastics launcher hidden in roof area, phone hack included by default.
Expansion Packs: All
Stuff Packs: None

Outside views:


The floorplan (notice that the greenhouse is a clean environment):


Room views (no custom content makes me cry):


Bribe: My matching college lots. I have one dorm, one quad-setup with dorm/gym/library, one greek house, and one trinket store with clothing/snacks/magazines/games. Soon to add a coffee house/diner to the set. Not custom content-free.

[Aggie]

Excellent. I now have a place for Sim Zazazu to live once she graduates. 

[AuKestrel]

Yay! I was just scrolling through and saw this. Downloading to study. And drool over.

[rohina]

0.85 for aesthetics.

[Zazazu]

Out of 1 or out of 10. If it's out of 10, 

I don't really care, though.

[jsalemi]

Scores are +/-  a benchmark of 1.0, based on the benchmark house.  So your score would be a bit below the benchmark in appearance.

[Zazazu]

*thumbs nose*
Ah well. Different people, different preferences. It's not to awesome spec, anyways. My sims don't get The One Desk because bitching about it already being occupied annoys me. They do it on the sidewalk, in the rain, uphill both ways.

[rohina]

*rohina hands zaza a plate of sour grapes.

[Zazazu]

Yay! I love sour grapes! 

[Orikes]

It's a little small for most of the houses I actually end up using, but I really like the layout and look of this house, Zazazu. It's got a very Southwest feel to the exterior.

[J. M. Pescado]

DISQUALIFIED!
Contestant did not provide a working download link. Attempting to download it from this "4shared" thing only dumped to the main 4shared page. With no download. Useless.

[Venusy]

Attempting to download it from this "4shared" thing only dumped to the main 4shared page. With no download. Useless.

No it doesn't:

[J. M. Pescado]

Doesn't work when I click on it, only dumps straight to the 4shared page. Perhaps it is one of those "registration required" bullshit things again. It is specifically stipulated in the rules that I refuse to jump through any hoops to get it, so .

I gave it two tries, both with and without cookies, and it still did not function. It is less work to simply issue a FAIL.

[Mirelly]

I love it when Pes gets righteous.

Funny how that link worked for me too.

[witch]

Is it one of those bloody timed ones - where the ad doesn't disappear for 30 seconds? The links are often hidden under the ads. Can't imagine Pes waiting that long.

[Zazazu]

Uh, Pes, you fail. Or at least your browser does. Link works, no stupid timed ads or anything. Of course, if you would have downloaded it two months ago when the contest was actually going on, we could have discovered your ineptitude earlier and compensated for it.

[Khaki]

Uh, Pes, you fail. Or at least your browser does. Link works, no stupid timed ads or anything. Of course, if you would have downloaded it two months ago when the contest was actually going on, we could have discovered your ineptitude earlier and compensated for it.

...hehehe that's quite funny...

[J. M. Pescado]

Actually, the judging schedule is ahead of schedule. If you look at the judging for last year's contest, it took about this long also.

None of this changes the fact that your 4shared thing goes in circles instead of DOWNLOADING.

[Zazazu]

Have you not used 4shared before? Otays. I show you.

1. Here is direct file linkage.
2. With this you may see an ad, because they choose to feed their children. *cough*
2b. Clicky on "Skip this ad" if applicable.
3. Wait 2 seconds. Clicky on "download file". Below is a picture since it's not as huge as the "Skip this ad" button.

Ok now?

[Ambular]

Bah...

http://www.filecrunch.com/file/~uduxn6

[Lorelei]

Pescado said something in #grah about being able to use my 4shared link without any problems.

Of course, he didn't WANT to use it, so I uploaded Awesomehaus to Kludgemush anyway.

[Zazazu]

Yeah, I think he's just being obstinate. 

[J. M. Pescado]

Have you not used 4shared before? Otays. I show you.

I've run into their crappy site before, and it rarely works. In fact, your NEW link works, but your ORIGINAL link is defective. I will consider whether or not to look at this again after I finish with the other entries, depending on how much you annoy me between now and then, considering how bothersome this has been. And how paltry your bribe is.

[J. M. Pescado]

Yaugh. Non-level edges, too. No, I'm just not gonna bother. Still