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Topic: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses! (Read 126265 times)
Emma
Goopy Lover
Dead Member
Posts: 6109
All Pescados Suck.
Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses!
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Reply #100 on:
2007 June 09, 07:19:16 »
They look crappy in neighbourhood view
I like how someone wrote-
Quote
On May 31, 2007 Royas wrote:
Pretty wild looking houses. I look forward to seeing how well they actually play.
I wouldn't even bother. Mind you if sims could get fit from running up and down the stairs they would be useful houses.
Ding-boobies are round. At least mine are
Nice try though!
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Chienne
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Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses!
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Reply #101 on:
2007 June 09, 10:55:05 »
Quote from: rohina on 2007 June 09, 07:12:41
It's you.
What's who?
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AuKestrel
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Posts: 113
INTJ mother of an ENTP child. Halp!
Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses!
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Reply #102 on:
2007 June 09, 13:24:54 »
Quote from: Kyna on 2007 June 03, 14:57:24
I have noticed that some websites love the big shiny 5x5 over-decorated lots that would lag many computers, and tend to feature them a lot. 4+ floors, every square inch of the sloping yard landscaped (using move objects on to get multiple plants in one slot), glitzy floor covering and walls, high poly cc furniture, multiples of every luxury object in the game - including the ones you don't let your sims use, excessive use of decorative objects, etc.
When I go looking for lots I don't want "big, shiny and unplayable". I want functional and playable. Much shinier, in my opinion.
I really can't fathom the attraction for these big shiny lots that really aren't shiny at all.
Exactly! I tend to want "starter" lots that are 2x3 or 3x3 - room enough to expand a house, put in a pond/garden/whathaveyou but wow, a 4x4 lot is seriously looking too big to me right now, and a 5x5 is just... i dunno... nouveau riche or somethg. I want playable!
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Aggie
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Terrible Twerp
Posts: 2580
Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses!
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Reply #103 on:
2007 June 10, 03:32:24 »
Quote from: Chienne on 2007 June 09, 10:55:05
What's who?
To avoid confusion, this is what that post was referring to (and her response accordingly):
Quote from: rohina on 2007 June 09, 07:12:41
Quote from: Ding on 2007 June 09, 02:46:26
Is it just me - or does this one look a little like a boob?
It's you.
I agree; it doesn't look much like a boob to me. *shrug*
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stormygsa
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Posts: 77
Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses!
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Reply #104 on:
2007 June 10, 15:02:52 »
My contribution. I ran across this yesterday at MTS2. Ughh!
I wish people would learn how to turn the lights on when they take interior shots. Or is it that dark?
Need I say more?
Gail
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Last Edit: 2007 June 10, 16:13:48 by Venusy
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RaeKira
Exasperating Eyesore
Posts: 228
Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses!
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Reply #105 on:
2007 June 10, 15:48:06 »
My eyes, the pain!
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Hell yeah.
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eevilcat
Retarded Reprobate
Posts: 1389
Poke, point, laugh...
Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses!
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Reply #106 on:
2007 June 10, 20:49:58 »
That was hideous! I think one if my biggest problems with lots like that is the creators slap them down, bang in the middle of nice green countryside. It probably wouldn't look quite so bad (from the outside anyway) if it was in some space-age neighbourhood with appropriate terrain paint and decorations. Unfortunately the interior has no redeeming features and I can still feel the after-image burned onto my retinas.
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eaglezero
Feckless Fool
Posts: 293
Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses!
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Reply #107 on:
2007 June 10, 21:41:38 »
Oh my god... Those jagged walls. Think how long it must have taken to make those!
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Hecubus
Nitwitted Nuisance
Posts: 882
That's Numberwang!
Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses!
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Reply #108 on:
2007 June 10, 22:49:45 »
I'm trying to figure out the whole 'bed of nails' thing they've got going at the top...as well as the untethered steel columns around the outside.
And...that is a smilie face on the roof, isn't it.
Umm.....
:::::blinks rapidly::::::
Okay, so there are a million things wrong with this build...I'm ....stunned into silence.
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staroverthebay
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¯\(º_o)/¯ lol wut?
Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses!
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Reply #109 on:
2007 June 11, 00:29:10 »
Quote from: stormygsa on 2007 June 10, 15:02:52
Need I say more?
http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/7bf6be7ff6.jpg
<<made a link to avoid inflicting it on people again>>
DUDE. MY EYES! THE GOGGLES! THEY
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¯\(º_o)/¯ I dunno lol
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Tailchaser
Asinine Airhead
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Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses!
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Reply #110 on:
2007 June 11, 00:38:57 »
The smiley face on the roof adds that special touch! It's says .."I know I'm ugly, but love me anyway." Oh wait...that was me looking in the mirror.
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Khaki
Exasperating Eyesore
Posts: 220
HMPH
Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses!
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Reply #111 on:
2007 June 12, 21:34:40 »
I'd like to nominate this lovely lot, made by me.
I uploaded this lot cc object free to the exchange, thinking I was so cool because I packed it with OFB snapdragons,...
but little did I know that my snaps were made by a sim with a low aspiration level, and they gave off motive decreasing vapors...
Download it here
http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/lot_detail.php?asset_id=458481&asset_type=lot&user_id=2734714
put some sims you hate in it...
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rohina
Horny Turkey
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Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses!
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Reply #112 on:
2007 June 12, 22:12:08 »
House of slow death! Hur.
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Emma
Goopy Lover
Dead Member
Posts: 6109
All Pescados Suck.
Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses!
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Reply #113 on:
2007 June 12, 22:43:10 »
I'm sure you aren't allowed to submit your own stuff.
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Zeljka
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Posts: 536
Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses!
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Reply #114 on:
2007 June 12, 23:25:23 »
woof, I'm still reeling from that blue monstrosity with the smiley face...
no seriously, I feel nauseous!
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Khaki
Exasperating Eyesore
Posts: 220
HMPH
Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses!
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Reply #115 on:
2007 June 12, 23:38:43 »
Quote from: Emma on 2007 June 12, 22:43:10
I'm sure you aren't allowed to submit your own stuff.
Well hmph.
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eaglezero
Feckless Fool
Posts: 293
Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses!
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Reply #116 on:
2007 June 13, 00:15:45 »
Quote from: Khaki on 2007 June 12, 21:34:40
but little did I know that my snaps were made by a sim with a low aspiration level, and they gave off motive decreasing vapors...
I like that it has the word "comfort" in the title. Exactly what your sims will NOT be getting. Still, it
looks
nice.
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Aquamarine
Asinine Airhead
Posts: 41
Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses!
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Reply #117 on:
2007 June 13, 00:57:39 »
This has no hope of measuring up against some of the other shit in this thread, but it made me laugh.
This is the "Rare Ghost House" from Sapphiresims. Castlevania-inspired, apparently.
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Ellatrue
Terrible Twerp
Posts: 2465
ENFP, by popular request.
Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses!
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Reply #118 on:
2007 June 13, 02:52:15 »
Quote from: Khaki on 2007 June 12, 23:38:43
Quote from: Emma on 2007 June 12, 22:43:10
I'm sure you aren't allowed to submit your own stuff.
Well hmph.
I you were, I definitely would have submitted my previous MATY house... not that I, personally, mind when the driveway is on the roof.
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Emma
Goopy Lover
Dead Member
Posts: 6109
All Pescados Suck.
Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses!
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Reply #119 on:
2007 June 13, 10:43:46 »
Quote from: Khaki on 2007 June 12, 23:38:43
Quote from: Emma on 2007 June 12, 22:43:10
I'm sure you aren't allowed to submit your own stuff.
Well hmph.
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Hecubus
Nitwitted Nuisance
Posts: 882
That's Numberwang!
Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses!
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Reply #120 on:
2007 June 13, 14:51:20 »
Quote from: Aquamarine on 2007 June 13, 00:57:39
That's not a house, that's a Carvel ice cream cake!
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SaraMK
Nefarious!
Terrible Twerp
Posts: 2038
Playing again.
Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses!
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Reply #121 on:
2007 June 13, 15:09:45 »
Why is it called a ghost house? I'm not seing a ghost. I'm seeing a splattered santa, or something. Maybe it's santa after being run over by the sled a few dozen times....
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notveryawesome
Stupid Schlemiel
Posts: 1992
INTJ. I like putting hats on my avatar.
Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses!
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Reply #122 on:
2007 June 13, 18:53:47 »
Like many of the lots available from Parsimonious, this one is beautiful to look at, but completely unplayable. Please note how the interior screenshots are all closeup details of the furnishings, and show nothing in the way of room layout.
http://parsimonious.org/realestate2/data/chrrage_amere/gallery.shtml
And another:
http://parsimonious.org/realestate2/data/scre_t_/gallery.shtml
And yet another:
http://parsimonious.org/realestate2/data/chrconstellation_loft/gallery.shtml
And, yep, you guessed it... another:
http://parsimonious.org/realestate2/home/sbrcosmic_castle.shtml
Seriously, I could nominate probably 75% of their lots, but I will end it here, with
THIS LEVIATHAN
.
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Countess
baratron
Heretic
Knuckleheaded Knob
Posts: 549
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Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses!
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Reply #123 on:
2007 June 13, 22:45:43 »
Quote from: karlynn on 2007 June 09, 03:27:32
This is titled "Prancing in Pink" , apparently it's for a sim with no furniture who likes to run stairs?
[image snipped]
Actually it's part of a set of 10 called "Chromatic Commarancies " all in different fun colors:
Are
they actually 10 different houses, as billed? To me it looks like a mere
4
different houses, with the 10 different colour schemes. Or possibly 9, as there are two in blood red.
The rooms look unbelievably small in the screenshot - 2 x 4 or something like that? You wouldn't even be able to get a double bed in there and expect the sims to be able to use it. That's pretty stupid.
Quote from: notveryawesome on 2007 June 13, 18:53:47
Like many of the lots available from Parsimonious, this one is beautiful to look at, but completely unplayable. Please note how the interior screenshots are all closeup details of the furnishings, and show nothing in the way of room layout.
http://parsimonious.org/realestate2/data/chrrage_amere/gallery.shtml
I'm guessing it's another cheapass way of making Neighbourhood decorations - the castle is supposed to be plonked down for show in the Neighbourhood view, but you're not actually supposed to try to have sims living in it.
Quote from: notveryawesome on 2007 June 13, 18:53:47
And another:
http://parsimonious.org/realestate2/data/scre_t_/gallery.shtml
I thought you said they were
beautiful to look at
?
Who's judging this month's monstrosities, apart from Emma?
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Countess
baratron
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Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses!
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Reply #124 on:
2007 June 13, 23:12:16 »
More horrors from Mod The Sims 2:
Green Building
by Matheus.
I
think
it's supposed to be a block of flats/apartments rather than a single family home, but it's just so ugly. It looks like it's made out of Lego or Stickle Bricks, but it's not that cool.
Does anyone else get pissed off with houses that are billed as from some historical period, but don't actually resemble houses from that period very much?
This "medieval" house
, billed as a "genuine slice of Old Europe sitting ready for the true renaissance family" is a fine example of that. It's not a particularly stupidass house - it seems perfectly playable, although the decor is not to my taste. But the windows, the outdoor stairs,
the open balcony area halfway up the house
, the convenient positioning of the driveway - none of these things are
at all
period. It takes more than covering the outer walls in stone to make a house medieval.
I must also confess an unrelenting hatred of most "A frame" houses.
Take this example
, which I can't actually nominate as it was posted on 3rd June. My problems with them are that firstly they look really weird, and secondly there's a whole load of floor area that's inaccessible to the sims and their furniture, unless you use move_objects on.
And one more entry:
Moi's Slideur002
by niol. Again,
tons of the floor area is inaccessible
. The
stairs waste even more floor area
. And
it's perfect for voyeurs
.
But I've saved the best 'til last with the main screenshot:
Yes, the roof has fallen off the house, and the flat area that remains has sprouted little rooflets, like crystals. How very weird.
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